As a lifetime citizen of Charleston WV, Imagine my joy in hearing my name tied to 2014 Freedom Industries water poisoning snaffu. I would like to point out that while yes, that was a thing that happened , its not happening anymore (as far as I know) even though later that year WV legislators actually voted to loosen water safety regulations. To take a book out of the Shinehardt Wig Company playbook I propose the following promotional shirt: Charleston, WV: NOT Poisoning the water since 2014 (that we know of) Also, as it turns out, in light of the James Holmes incident, it turns out Charleston WV is also steeped in racism.