Ramona Singer: The Turtle Time Walk of Shame

[Mindthinkr]

@film noire Thanks for posting the photo. I like her with the shorter hair-do. I don’t have Instagram so I’d have missed it if it weren’t for you. 

@link417 You comment was funny. I had a good morning laugh. 

[LilaFowler]

Ramona's hair looks great, very flattering. She looks younger. Now if only Tinsley would get the memo.

[SuprSuprElevated]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Ramona's hair looks great, very flattering. She looks younger. Now if only Tinsley would get the memo.

Tinsley is awash in baby doll dresses and ruffles.  Fat chance she'll ever cut her hair on the idea that she has too many trunk rings.

[film noire]

10 hours ago, link417 said:

 I guess they lost that “new breasts” smell.

LOL

4 hours ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Fat chance she'll ever cut her hair on the idea that she has too many trunk rings.

I don't think it's the length, it's the overworked curls - they look so fussy & girlish. I loved her with straight hair and bangs -- she looked modern and casual and the look framed her face in a very flattering way, imo:

Edited March 8, 2018 by film noire

[SuprSuprElevated]

1 minute ago, film noire said:

LOL

I don't think it's the length, it's the overworked curls - they look so fussy & girlish. I loved her with straight hair and bangs -- she looked modern and casual and the look framed her face in a very flattering way, imo:

That's a fair observation.  This does look much better.  Still with the little girl affect - *ptui*.

[LilaFowler]

Anything is better than the long, droopy pageant curls.

[Christi]

I think Carol looked better with the longer hair...now she looks like Jack Skellington

[Sun-Bun]

On 3/8/2018 at 5:56 PM, Christi said:

I think Carol looked better with the longer hair...now she looks like Jack Skellington

Agreed---I wish Carol would grow out her hair at least just below her shoulders and ease up on the excessive blonde coloring. That's not a very flattering style on her at all; kadooz to her for not clinging to the desperate extensions like most Real Housewives, but she needs a bit more bounce and body. She probably had to go lighter because she had grays in her brunette color, but an even darker, dirtier blonde caramel color would look so much better on her than that current buttery blonde color she's sporting that is washing her out.

As for Tinsley, I do like her long curls and appreciate that it's her "thing"((I'm about her age and cling to my long blonde waves too)), but she has such an angular face that she could easily pull off an edgy long bob or the long straight hair she used to rock now and then like in the above pic. I wish she'd experiment more with her look and not get stuck on that same droopy curls/parted-in-the-middle style. Even if she went lighter or darker blonde or added some chunky highlights/lowlights, that'd at least modernize her tired look.

Thak God Ramona is finally back to shorter hair---she looks so much younger and fresher like that than with the clownish extensions she favors.

[zoeysmom]

Ramona's posture just makes me laugh:  

[Sun-Bun]

6 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Ramona's posture just makes me laugh:  

She's always gotta hoist them big tittays up, looking just like the puffer pigeon she's become!

[SuprSuprElevated]

She's a liar.  She feels (acts) like a princess all the nights.

[Otherkate]

Face and hair both look amazing though, damn. 

[zoeysmom]

23 minutes ago, Otherkate said:

Face and hair both look amazing though, damn. 

Face, hair and extensions all look amazing.  It helps when your hair starts thinning to have a crew make you look like you have a full head of hair.

[SuprSuprElevated]

1 hour ago, Otherkate said:

Face and hair both look amazing though, damn. 

She's a very attractive woman.  Right up to the point where she opens her considerable mouth.  In another year or two, Avery will look like she's the mother.

Edited March 12, 2018 by SuprSuprElevated

[Mindthinkr]

@stewedsquash Thanks for the navigation tip. I looked at her Instagram account. All it tells me is that I have no use for that site. Is it all these people do? Take selfies and post them? What redeeming quality am I supposed to learn about her other than that she can afford good clothes, accessories, dentist and plastic surgery? Bless her heart. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

31 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

What redeeming quality am I supposed to learn about her other than that she can afford good clothes, accessories, dentist and plastic surgery? Bless her heart. 

Those are pretty much the qualities.

Nailed it.

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 3/8/2018 at 3:26 AM, film noire said:

I think squirrel friend Moaner finally gave her hair The Chop!

The last several insta photos show her with short hair, like this (now if she'd only get rid of that pouter pigeon breast, she'd be in bizness):

 

Ramona’s chest reminds me of the housekeeper’s in the first version of 101 Dalmatians. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

On 3/12/2018 at 1:40 AM, zoeysmom said:

Ramona's posture just makes me laugh:  

LOL. I've been trying to correct my posture and I am always afraid I look as uncomfortable and forced as Ramona does.

[diadochokinesis]

On 3/12/2018 at 9:40 AM, zoeysmom said:

Ramona's posture just makes me laugh:  

It makes her proportions look off.  Like, her head looks as big as her waist but then she has the huge boobs so her head is in proportion to her boobs.  She looks top heavy and like she would fall over if she stood up. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

Is it me or does her hair near the part look really odd?  Really thinning, and just weird looking.

[diadochokinesis]

50 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Is it me or does her hair near the part look really odd?  Really thinning, and just weird looking.

It does.  I imagine it is due to the damage from the extensions. 

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona with US Weekly, March 29, 2018.

There is a podcast in the link - she is the first one interviewed

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/in-case-you-missed-us-podcast-ramona-singer-talks-unhappy-bethenny-frankel/

[zoeysmom]

Ramona claiming just like Dorinda and Carole she is not judgmental. Has she watched the show. Appalling lack of insight in Ramona.

[QuinnM]

40 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

 

Ramona claiming just like Dorinda and Carole she is not judgmental. Has she watched the show. Appalling lack of insight in Ramona

 

Well I just closed my eyes and imagined a world where Carole and Ramona were besties that had an organic friendship.  Ramona is delusional on so many levels.

[KungFuBunny]

[BBHN]

Wahoowa!

[SuprSuprElevated]

46 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

"Okay, take it now.  I want everyone to see how great the back of my dress is."

Tree>>>apple

[WhoaWhoKnew]

¿¿¡¡HOW COME NOBODY MENTIONED HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE LOOKS!!??

[Mindthinkr]

She certainly doesn’t favor her father in appearance. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

10 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

¿¿¡¡HOW COME NOBODY MENTIONED HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE LOOKS!!??

I think you just did.

[Higgins]

Smart girl.

[KungFuBunny]

[SCS]

10 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

Love Beth's outfit with the hints of red. Lu and Moaner look like her backup singers. Ladeeeeze and Gennemum, please welcome Bethenny --  and the Tomato Sisters!

[SuprSuprElevated]

May have happened, may not have happened, but I wouldn't be surprised if yes.

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[Mozelle]

I just started up season two of Dear White People, and one of the characters is talking about how Ramona is he and he is Ramona. LOL! Then he showed up to a party where one of his friends said, after greeting him with a kiss on each cheek, "Did you come back to finish your soliloquy that Ramona is all of us?"

[zoeysmom]

On 4/6/2018 at 5:27 PM, SCS said:

 

Love Beth's outfit with the hints of red. Lu and Moaner look like her backup singers. Ladeeeeze and Gennemum, please welcome Bethenny --  and the Tomato Sisters!

Ramona looks like a sausage stuffed in her dress, Luann doesn't look that great in red, Bethenny doesn't look good in ruffles.  Bethenny looks like she is ready to barf with Ramona just lying about their relationship.

Bethenny calls Bravo "her partner".  I doubt she has any Bravo stock or a percentage.

[LilaFowler]

On 4/9/2018 at 2:28 PM, SuprSuprElevated said:

May have happened, may not have happened, but I wouldn't be surprised if yes.

ramona-singer-was-the-pushiest-wife-at-premiere-party

Sounds like it came straight from ex-bestie Sonja.

[WireWrap]

6 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Sounds like it came straight from ex-bestie Sonja.

It really does sound like something Sonja would say! I have no doubt that it was her. LOL

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 4/6/2018 at 11:09 AM, KungFuBunny said:

 

Ramona wanted to say ‘fast forward’ to, but said ‘flashback’ to in the Megyn clip. Lu completely cuts off Beth to announce her new song ‘Make it part of the Dance’.

11 hours ago, WireWrap said:

It really does sound like something Sonja would say! I have no doubt that it was her. LOL

But it also sounds like something Ramona would do.

[SuprSuprElevated]

These ladies should use some of that handbag budget and invest in better eyelashes/mascara.

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

These ladies should use some of that handbag budget and invest in better eyelashes/mascara.

They look like spider legs. If someone had stepped on the spider. 

[SCS]

Ramona now copies Bethenny (who excels at this) in all her SM shots. After Beth hit it big she wisely learned her best angles -- 3/4 view, head slightly tipped, not too big a smile (not a criticism -- it make sense.) In the past 18 months or so, all of Ramona's SM shots follow this Rx.  I doubt Moaner would cop to adopting a Bethennyism, tho, because, well, Ramona

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, SCS said:

Ramona now copies Bethenny (who excels at this) in all her SM shots. After Beth hit it big she wisely learned her best angles -- 3/4 view, head slightly tipped, not too big a smile (not a criticism -- it make sense.) In the past 18 months or so, all of Ramona's SM shots follow this Rx.  I doubt Moaner would cop to adopting a Bethennyism, tho, because, well, Ramona

Looks like Ramona fell off the copy Bethenny wagon here-  another ridiculous Ramona photo.

[ButterQueen]

On 3/8/2018 at 3:57 AM, link417 said:

Whoa, she actually covered them up! I guess they lost that “new breasts” smell.

?????

[ButterQueen]

On 3/14/2018 at 7:22 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Ramona’s chest reminds me of the housekeeper’s in the first version of 101 Dalmatians. 

It makes her look heavier than she is.

[SCS]

4 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Looks like Ramona fell off the copy Bethenny wagon here-  another ridiculous Ramona photo.

 

Yes, Bethenny, with a few misfires, eg, the dreadful white lace get up that posted a few weeks ago, tends to be relaxed in her full-body shots  Ramona, conversely, always looks so awkward, like she's holding a hot hairball between her sweet cheeks.

[ButterQueen]

1 minute ago, SCS said:

 

Yes, Bethenny, with a few misfires, eg, the dreadful white lace get up that posted a few weeks ago, tends to be relaxed in her full-body shots  Ramona, conversely, always looks so awkward, like she's holding a hot hairball between her sweet cheeks.

LOL.....and her white shoes are horrendous.

[SuprSuprElevated]

12 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

LOL.....and her pretty much all white shoes are horrendous.

[hoodooznoodooz]

It’s like she’s trying to position her face at an 80-degree angle from the background, her implants at a 95-degree angle, her stomach at a 110-degree angle...

[SuprSuprElevated]

Filed under:  How Selfies Ruined Society

*Yes, I realize this isn't a selfie, but is sort of born from selfies.

Alternative file name:  The Death Of The Candid Photo

Edited May 16, 2018 by SuprSuprElevated