Ramona Singer: The Turtle Time Walk of Shame

[film noire]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

What a great shot of Ramona -- the only time her long hair has looked pretty/not outdated to me.

[SCS]

5 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I wonder where they are

 

Ramona's boob looks bigger than her head. Terrible.

[QuinnM]

So Ramona seems to have some kind of clothing klepto issue.  First there was Bethenny’s loaned dress, then the dress that Bethenny’s assistant tried to trade for the high end piece, then she stole the Lip Sync costume and actually wore it for a RHNY costume party (Chrissy Teigen dropped that nugget on WWHL the other night) and now this little bomb from PageSix.

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/02/ramona-singer-accused-of-scamming-bravo-for-designer-clothes/

[SCS]

1 hour ago, QuinnM said:

So Ramona seems to have some kind of clothing klepto issue.  First there was Bethenny’s loaned dress, then the dress that Bethenny’s assistant tried to trade for the high end piece, then she stole the Lip Sync costume and actually wore it for a RHNY costume party (Chrissy Teigen dropped that nugget on WWHL the other night) and now this little bomb from PageSix.

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/02/ramona-singer-accused-of-scamming-bravo-for-designer-clothes/

 

And don't forget the first one that set the stage for Rampaging Ramona: Sonja, during her first season, described how, years before HWs, Ramona approached Sonja at a sample sale (?) while the latter was in line, asked to see one of Sonja's intended purchases and mysteriously vanished into the crowd. Sonja finally got out of line, hunted Ramona down and found her in another checkout line, clutching Sonja's merchandise and planning to buy it.

 

The P6 link says Ramona shoved the plaintiff. O, how I would love some community service to be delivered unto her crazy ass, preferably the type that requires an orange jumpsuit.

[QuinnM]

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Sonja finally got out of line, hunted Ramona down and found her in another checkout line, clutching Sonja's merchandise and planning to buy it.

I totally forgot that one.  

Turns out Bethenny is the only RHONY that actually pays assistants.  I think that PageSix tried for a comment from B about the assistant.  That would explain a rather cryptic tweet from Bethenny:

Hey @pagesix since you asked, I’m hiring additional thick skinned assistants who can handle pressure, a serious business woman & an opportunity to rival a business school education. If you know anyone, let us know. We’re expanding our team by the minute as the brand expands. ?

[gundysgirl]

2 hours ago, QuinnM said:

So Ramona seems to have some kind of clothing klepto issue.  First there was Bethenny’s loaned dress, then the dress that Bethenny’s assistant tried to trade for the high end piece, then she stole the Lip Sync costume and actually wore it for a RHNY costume party (Chrissy Teigen dropped that nugget on WWHL the other night) and now this little bomb from PageSix.

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/02/ramona-singer-accused-of-scamming-bravo-for-designer-clothes/

And I can totally believe every word of this. We have seen how she treats people over the run of the show. What a bitch. 

[Martinigirl]

1 hour ago, SCS said:

 

And don't forget the first one that set the stage for Rampaging Ramona: Sonja, during her first season, described how, years before HWs, Ramona approached Sonja at a sample sale (?) while the latter was in line, asked to see one of Sonja's intended purchases and mysteriously vanished into the crowd. Sonja finally got out of line, hunted Ramona down and found her in another checkout line, clutching Sonja's merchandise and planning to buy it.

 

The P6 link says Ramona shoved the plaintiff. O, how I would love some community service to be delivered unto her crazy ass, preferably the type that requires an orange jumpsuit.

...and having to unpack some asshole's luggage

[Martinigirl]

On 1/28/2018 at 3:56 PM, KungFuBunny said:

Ramona with Andy at the Beacon Theater for the AC2 live show

She looks really good in this photo

She looks f=ing fantastic for her age!

[ButterQueen]

I hope Bravo fires Ramona.  She is so low-class.

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 2/2/2018 at 7:33 PM, QuinnM said:

So Ramona seems to have some kind of clothing klepto issue.  First there was Bethenny’s loaned dress, then the dress that Bethenny’s assistant tried to trade for the high end piece, then she stole the Lip Sync costume and actually wore it for a RHNY costume party (Chrissy Teigen dropped that nugget on WWHL the other night) and now this little bomb from PageSix.

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/02/ramona-singer-accused-of-scamming-bravo-for-designer-clothes/

If this is true, Ramona is a real POS. I am cheering on T360 and Lisa Taubes. Bring her down. 

[Ki-in]

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/07/ramona-singers-ex-dumps-and-evicts-cheating-mistress/

 

What goes around comes around, especially for Ramona Singer‘s ex-husband.

A source told Page Six on Wednesday that Mario Singer dumped his mistress-turned-girlfriend Kasey Dexter after using a hidden camera to catch her having an affair in their West Palm Beach, Fla., home.

Kasey, 36, met her new man in November and Mario, 64, found out about her tryst on Christmas, our source told us.

Kasey and Mario first got together in 2013 while Mario was still married to the “Real Housewives of New York” star. Ramona, 61, and Mario split in 2014and their divorce was finalized in 2016.

“Mario told Kasey he’ll never marry her or have kids with her, so she f—ked up,” our source told us, claiming that he “emotionally abused her” and told her that “she’s only good for fake tits and fake lips.” The source also claimed that Mario had physically abused Kasey in the past, fracturing her hand during one altercation.

Once Mario discovered Kasey’s affair, she woke up one morning and “there were eviction papers” on her door.

“He gave her 30 days to move out, but she didn’t want to go anywhere because it was her home,” our source said, adding that he allegedly offered Kasey thousands of dollars to vacate the premises but never coughed up the cash.

Mario called the police on Kasey on Feb. 1 after he returned from New York and found her still residing in their oceanfront home, the source said. The responding officer noted in the Boca Raton police report obtained by Page Six that both sides “confirmed that the argument was verbal in nature and nothing physical had taken place” and “[Kasey] still had residency rights to the property.” They “confirmed that they would be staying in separate bedrooms for the remainder of the evening” and the police left.

Kasey has since applied to new apartments, but “she’s living out of bags now. If she goes back, she’ll get arrested for trespassing and all her stuff is there. She’s going to have to go back to their apartment with a police escort,” our source claimed.

Despite Kasey leaving the former couple’s home, Mario is still out for revenge. “He told her that he wants to ruin her life and bring her down. He’s a man scorned,” the source said.

Still, our source insists that “Kasey didn’t mean to hurt him, she just fell in love with someone else.”

Mario did not return our request for comment.

Edited February 7, 2018 by Ki-in

[TheFinalRose]

Please tell me they are still filming so we can see Ramona go nutz over this. 

[QuinnM]

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Please tell me they are still filming so we can see Ramona go nutz over this

Yes, reading in between the social media lines it sounds like another couple of weeks.

[SCS]

3 hours ago, Ki-in said:

https://pagesix.com/2018/02/07/ramona-singers-ex-dumps-and-evicts-cheating-mistress/

 

The source also claimed that Mario had physically abused Kasey in the past, fracturing her hand during one altercation.

 

 

I wonder if Moaner is going to run with this and imply that Mario roughed her up, on occasion -- which would, of course, contradict comments over the years that she saw her own mother suffer and she is a strong woman who runs the show and would never allow this to happen and, by the way, she's also smart and beautiful and a boffo businesswoman and where's that damn Pinot?

[biakbiak]

2 hours ago, SCS said:

 

I wonder if Moaner is going to run with this and imply that Mario roughed her up, on occasion -- which would, of course, contradict comments over the years that she saw her own mother suffer and she is a strong woman who runs the show and would never allow this to happen and, by the way, she's also smart and beautiful and a boffo businesswoman and where's that damn Pinot?

Ramona is cray cray but she hasn't spoken very negatively about Mario since the divorce, I imagine because of Avery so I can't imagine she would do that.

[Celia Rubenstein]

Mario is a pig. It is amuses me to hear that his little ho bag cheated on him in their own house. And he got to watch it all on video LOL 

 How's that midlife crisis going now, you piece of shit!

[Happy Camper]

1 hour ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Mario is a pig. It is amuses me to hear that his little ho bag cheated on him in their own house. And he got to watch it all on video LOL 

 How's that midlife crisis going now, you piece of shit!

Ramona may be a little bit kookie, but she loved her Mario, and was proud of her marriage and family and he crapped all over that. I felt so bad for her that he didn't see/care about how much she adored him. 

I hope that Ramona finds someone who will appreciate her for who she is, even when she is a bit cray cray. 

Maybe Mario will end up a lonely old man.

[SCS]

6 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Ramona is cray cray but she hasn't spoken very negatively about Mario since the divorce, I imagine because of Avery so I can't imagine she would do that.

 

Ah, but I can imagine it. Ramona's lack of Mario bashing is, I believe, due less to her worries about Avery and more about not wanting there to be anydiscussion whatsoever of her husband's very public defection. Ramona's incredibly long list of on-camera and in-the-news antics, including but not limited to: getting into public shrieking matches, losing control because her hair got wet, throwing things, "borrowing" items, being deliberately offensive and, lest we forget, functioning in a Pinot-pissed-out-of-her-mind state pretty much suggest that Avery's comfort levels aren't foremost in Madam Singer's brain.

IMO of course.

[Happy Camper]

18 minutes ago, SCS said:

 

Ah, but I can imagine it. Ramona's lack of Mario bashing is, I believe, due less to her worries about Avery and more about not wanting there to be anydiscussion whatsoever of her husband's very public defection. Ramona's incredibly long list of on-camera and in-the-news antics, including but not limited to: getting into public shrieking matches, losing control because her hair got wet, throwing things, "borrowing" items, being deliberately offensive and, lest we forget, functioning in a Pinot-pissed-out-of-her-mind state pretty much suggest that Avery's comfort levels aren't foremost in Madam Singer's brain.

IMO of course.

Still better for Avery. 

Too bad this can't be said about Bethenny not doing what is best for Bryn.

[sarivon]

On 2/2/2018 at 6:44 PM, Martinigirl said:

...and having to unpack some asshole's luggage

I would totally watch this!

[sarivon]

10 hours ago, SCS said:

 

Ah, but I can imagine it. Ramona's lack of Mario bashing is, I believe, due less to her worries about Avery and more about not wanting there to be anydiscussion whatsoever of her husband's very public defection. Ramona's incredibly long list of on-camera and in-the-news antics, including but not limited to: getting into public shrieking matches, losing control because her hair got wet, throwing things, "borrowing" items, being deliberately offensive and, lest we forget, functioning in a Pinot-pissed-out-of-her-mind state pretty much suggest that Avery's comfort levels aren't foremost in Madam Singer's brain.

IMO of course.

ITA. Ramona would bash Mario in a heartbeat if she could do it in a way that made her seem sympathetic. Wouldn't blink twice about the Avery connection, IMO. She probably would say something like " I stayed silent for years to protect my daughter but I can't stay silent any longer and Avery supports me" or some other BS.

10 hours ago, Happy Camper said:

 

Too bad this can't be said about Bethenny not doing what is best for Bryn.

Not seeing the connection, sorry. I'll wait til you clarify.

[HunterHunted]

14 hours ago, Happy Camper said:

Ramona may be a little bit kookie, but she loved her Mario, and was proud of her marriage and family and he crapped all over that. I felt so bad for her that he didn't see/care about how much she adored him. 

14 hours ago, SCS said:

 

Ah, but I can imagine it. Ramona's lack of Mario bashing is, I believe, due less to her worries about Avery and more about not wanting there to be anydiscussion whatsoever of her husband's very public defection.

 

Ramona is very wedded to this idea that she had this epically long perfect marriage. Remember how the duration of her marriage kept increasing every time she talked about it. She and Mario had a perfect loving 22 25 27 30 year marriage. She has literally said all of these on the show. It was 22 years.

[zoeysmom]

I see Ramona focusing on winning Mario back-she was much happier when she was with him. What do they have to lose?

[BBHN]

#neverforget

[Celia Rubenstein]

Ahhh, Jebus, #theregoesbreakfast. Thanks, BBHN. Ever heard of spoiler tags? 

[SCS]

7 hours ago, BBHN said:

#neverforget

 

Yeesh, just looking at the still image is uncomfortable. I want to know what happened as soon as the cameras left. My guess:

Mario pulled on  a hoodie, went into the kitchen, looked in the fridge and complained there was nothing to eat. Ramona raged that she couldn't be bothered to buy food because grocery shopping is for amateurs. Ramona's dog saw the rose petals, got an "outdoor" vibe and took a dump on the floor. Mario grabbed his keys, said he was going out for a slice and a lottery ticket and returned the next morning, freshly showered and much less tense.   

[Otherkate]

Wow so much going on down there in Florida!

[Celia Rubenstein]

18 minutes ago, SCS said:

Ramona's dog saw the rose petals, got an "outdoor" vibe and took a dump on the floor.  

Actually, Ramona looks like she is about to take a dump on the floor in that picture.

Ugh, the red heels, the red negligee (with that big necklace?), the rose petals on the floor. Mario's big hairy oily chest. It's so embarrassing it makes me want to vomit. It's so staged and so desperate.

Weren't they actually hooking up in a hotel room for stuff some reason, too? You sure knew the clock was ticking on their relationship when they had to try that hard to convey a sense of attraction to each other. 

[gundysgirl]

7 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Actually, Ramona looks like she is about to take a dump on the floor in that picture.

Ugh, the red heels, the red negligee (with that big necklace?), the rose petals on the floor. Mario's big hairy oily chest. It's so embarrassing it makes me want to vomit. It's so staged and so desperate.

Weren't they actually hooking up in a hotel room for stuff some reason, too? You sure knew the clock was ticking on their relationship when they had to try that hard to convey a sense of attraction to each other. 

It is embarrassing. I was embarrassed tucked safely away in my home watching it, and again in seeing the pics. I can only imagine Avery's reaction. Just no. 

In looking at Ramona's hair, I think this was S3. Or the year they renewed their vows. Which is always a sign that things are going south quickly. 

[Jel]

That look of "When will this be over" on Mario's face + the massive effort he is employing to keep that dad gut sucked in = pure gold.

[WireWrap]

Pay back IS a bitch, at least where Mario is concerned. LOL This is an Oscar worthy performance.  https://allaboutthetea.com/2018/02/09/kasey-911-audio/    

[zoeysmom]

32 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Pay back IS a bitch, at least where Mario is concerned. LOL This is an Oscar worthy performance.  https://allaboutthetea.com/2018/02/09/kasey-911-audio/    

I am thinking she should have taken the $4,000.00 and moved on with her new man. Was this woman stupid enough not to work or provide for herself?  Nevermind.  

[Celia Rubenstein]

Aww, his side piece cheated on him.  He must have been so taken aback at her lack of character.   I mean who would have ever thought that a ho-bag woman who would stay in his wife's home and sleep with him in their bed would ever do such a thing?  

Oh well, what goes around comes around! 

I wonder if Ramona is glad this happened to him.  On the one hand, duh yeah of course.  But it must sting a bit to know that he not only left you for another woman, but that other woman turned out to be a scuzzball. 

[QuinnM]

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Aww, his side piece cheated on him.  He must have been so taken aback at her lack of character.   I mean who would have ever thought that a ho-bag woman who would stay in his wife's home and sleep with him in their bed would ever do such a thing?

Dang, I just read the articles and there are a couple of points I would like to highlight.  He discovered she was cheating from a hidden camera.  Hidden camera?  In the bedroom?  How creepy is that?  Then the police affirmed that it was HER house.  HER house.  Man I wish he was a housewife and filming because this sounds like Teen Mom or something.

[WireWrap]

2 hours ago, QuinnM said:

Dang, I just read the articles and there are a couple of points I would like to highlight.  He discovered she was cheating from a hidden camera.  Hidden camera?  In the bedroom?  How creepy is that?  Then the police affirmed that it was HER house.  HER house.  Man I wish he was a housewife and filming because this sounds like Teen Mom or something.

I believe the apartment was a joint apartment, not hers or his but theirs, which means that he can't just kick her out even if only his name is on the lease. 

[Celia Rubenstein]

Yes ...  in Florida once somebody has established residency - even if their name is not on the lease - you can't just kick them out. You have to go through a whole eviction process.  

[Mindthinkr]

On the Wendy Williams Show (I got to see the clip on her website Wendyshow.com) and Mario’s (ex) girlfriend was escorted by the police to pack up her stuff and leave. The gossip also said that he might want to talk to Ramona again and be in NYC and re-join the Housewives franchise. I hope never to see that storyline. 

[Celia Rubenstein]

They cannot bring that piece of shit back on this show. Not. Acceptable.

 I admit that I would love to watch Jason and Bethenny have a conversation just to see how they interact with each other. Just out of curiosity. But no way do I want to watch Mario open his slimy, greasy little mouth and say one word to Ramona or anybody else. I have zero interest in looking at him, hearing him, or smelling his rancid stench through my TV.  He's a scumbag. I hated him when he was on the show, hated him more for what he did to Ramona (which is saying something because I can't stand Ramona), and the only thing I ever want to hear about him now is that some humiliating thing has happened to him. But I'm content to read about it here or in the gossip rags. I don't need him back on the show, and I would not watch any episode that he was a part of.

[FairyDusted]

What @Celia Rubenstein said! Booooo Hooooo Mario!  

[BBHN]

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I don't need him back on the show, and I would not watch any episode that he was a part of.

Not even if Jill comes back and they decide to settle some old grudge the Upper East Side way, i.e, with a tennis match? ;)

"We'll settle this on the courts, asshole!"

[Rap541]

Honestly, Ramona is cray cray but I don't want to see her humiliate herself by accepting this douche back. 

[quaintirene]

I doubt he'll make it back.  Except a small part of me wishes he would just for the one scene where Bethenny rips him a new asshole that stretches to his navel.  You know she could...

[Celia Rubenstein]

8 hours ago, BBHN said:

Not even if Jill comes back and they decide to settle some old grudge the Upper East Side way, i.e, with a tennis match? ;)

"We'll settle this on the courts, asshole!"

Now you know I love me some Jill! 

The one scene of Mario I might be willing to watch would be Jill shoving a tennis racket up his ass. If you can guarantee me that will happen, I'm in ...

[zoeysmom]

Sometimes when people reach their sixties or seventies there is more of a need for companionship.  Clearly, Ramona has never gotten over Mario splitting and ending their marriage.  So with the commonality of Avery there could always be a chance they decide to live out their golden years together.  I am quite certain Ramona can drink enough Pinot Grigio to make it worth her while. 

They are almost done filming for the season, so there is a little chance of much happening this season.  Who knows by fall Ramona may have a story line.  I don;t think any of the other women would confront Mario.  It is really between Ramona and Mario.  It is not as if the other women have all had hands clean relationships.  Dorinda knew them as a couple and liked them.  Luann was the only one who was openly hostile towards Mario.  

[KungFuBunny]

On 2/9/2018 at 5:25 AM, BBHN said:

#neverforget

This scene was hilarious.

Ramona trying to seductively rub oil on Mario's body - only it came across as someone trying to make homemade sushi and they forgot to wet their hands in lemon water to prevent the rice from sticking to their hands.

I don't think Mario will make it back to the show, but I can see my Crazy Noodle working it into her story line for next next season. When they first split, Ramona kept hinting that Mario wanted her back. She might start saying the same things, playing coy - when nothing like that is happenning.

Edited February 13, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Celia Rubenstein]

Oh god that's the third time someone has posted that pic in this thread in the last two pages! Can we please just refer to the image as "that picture which must never be posted again" if we want to discuss it and cyst and deceased posting the actual picture itself?!?!? I just used up my last tissue cleaning vomit off my Kindle screen. 

 

 

 

ugh, the greasiness of it all, it's just too much ...

[Rap541]

"The Picture That Must Not Be Shown" :D

[BBHN]

Hindsight does make old scenes more interesting...

[film noire]

I think squirrel friend Moaner finally gave her hair The Chop!

The last several insta photos show her with short hair, like this (now if she'd only get rid of that pouter pigeon breast, she'd be in bizness):

 

Edited March 8, 2018 by film noire

[link417]

29 minutes ago, film noire said:

I think squirrel friend Moaner finally gave her hair The Chop!

The last several insta photos show her with short hair, like this (now if she'd only get rid of that pouter pigeon breast shelf, she'd be in bizness):

 

Whoa, she actually covered them up! I guess they lost that “new breasts” smell.