Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[geauxaway]

3 minutes ago, akr said:

They can't lay sod, much less booby traps!  

Well, I suppose that falls into the bad guy, hunter cosplay, so perhaps something clumsy. 

Fair point!  I’m thinking something like a hole covered with leaves.  LMFAO.

[akr]

1 minute ago, crazychicken said:

Holy hell so it is not ok for your child to wear heavy makeup for cheer but it is fine to chase somebody down and pull a gun with your children in the car.

Yes, because she was wronged!!! /s

Edited May 1, 2018 by akr
it needed more exclamation points.

[Thorkim]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

I converted the police report to images to make it easier to read this lunatic's rampage.

This asshole Janelle.  Crazy lady is right.

[LBS]

All I got to say is that Jenelle is really lucky being a young, ‘pretty’ female when she brandished a gun on someone else’s property no matter if he threatened her or not.  She gets away with everything 

[Kazu]

6 minutes ago, LBS said:

All I got to say is that Jenelle is really lucky being a young, ‘pretty’ female when she brandished a gun on someone else’s property no matter if he threatened her or not.  She gets away with everything 

I'm going to hell, but how I wish those people had pulled out their own gun and let her have it. The way David and Jenelle have no qualms about protecting their property, I wish these people had "stood their ground".

[CofCinci]

I hope Nathan’s Mom can use this to file for emergency custody. 

Also, I hope they did a drug screen when she was in custody. 

[Mkay]

46 minutes ago, crazychicken said:

Holy hell so it is not ok for your child to wear heavy makeup for cheer but it is fine to chase somebody down and pull a gun with your children in the car.

This!!!!!!

 

[geauxaway]

Is North Carolina an open carry state?  I’m too lazy to look it up.  Just another thing to ponder in this situation because I’m guessing Jenelle never took the time or interest to take a CCW class for her permit, if required in her state.  Which, pro or anti gun, I did take the class and got my permit and learned A LOT about the laws and my rights, etc.  It was a very informative class. I rarely carry, but could if I so desired.

[Mkay]

@druzy Here is us another Instagram to follow. 

https://www.instagram.com/candemaan

[crazychicken]

Dudes if Chelsea pulled a gun everybody would cheer her on for protecting her children, you know this is just a bad edit.

 

*sorry I had to*

[druzy]

5 minutes ago, Mkay said:

@druzy Here is us another Instagram to follow. 

https://www.instagram.com/candemaan

Thanks @Mkay! You rock-that's the bodyguard and officiant he really has the dirt! 

[Mkay]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

Thanks @Mkay! You rock-that's the bodyguard and officiant he really has the dirt! 

Someone on twitter posted it so I can’t take credit for it.  At least we can his page to nail down filming dates. As of three hours ago he is in Reigelwood. The laannnd.

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Someone on twitter posted it so I can’t take credit for it.  At least we can his page to nail down filming dates. As of three hours ago he is in Reigelwood. The laannnd.

I would have never known if you didn't tell me! This should be interesting.

[DangerousMinds]

A professional report used "fixing to?" What world do we live in?

[KittyKat133]

First call was to David who told her to pull a gun

second call was to her mother blaming her for making her pull a gun out. (Because of course everything is Barbara’s fault) 

third call was to 911 covering her tracks, making sure it’s on record she was the victim. 

Fiurth call was to good old Dustin! (Because nothing is ever Jenelle fault) you know she has Dustin on speed dial or favorites since there is no such thing as speed dial anymore! 

[akr]

7 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

A professional report used "fixing to?" What world do we live in?

That's reading to me a bit like a shortened transcript of what the guy said, and somewhat on the fly (dispatcher's summary?). If so, reproducing the slang gives the responding officers a bit of a flavor of who and what they might be about to walk up on.

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, Kazu said:

I'm going to hell, but how I wish those people had pulled out their own gun and let her have it. The way David and Jenelle have no qualms about protecting their property, I wish these people had "stood their ground".

My ONLY qualm about this scenario is Jace and probably Kai were in the car. She's a nut and I really hate her.  

[geauxaway]

2 minutes ago, KittyKat133 said:

First call was to David who told her to pull a gun

second call was to her mother blaming her for making her pull a gun out. (Because of course everything is Barbara’s fault) 

third call was to 911 covering her tracks, making sure it’s on record she was the victim. 

Fiurth call was to good old Dustin! (Because nothing is ever Jenelle fault) you know she has Dustin on speed dial or favorites since there is no such thing as speed dial anymore! 

Yes to the first 3.  But didn’t Dustin fire her ass???  Which makes it even better because good luck, pal!  Better be wishing on your lucky court star.

[druzy]

Does Nathan think this is funny? Is he referring to Jenelle's road rage the other day?

[FairyDusted]

I just came across a post from Jeremy to Nathan about getting his son. I figured he was the second child.

[akr]

Oh, God, Nathan's using that stupid hmmm emoji, too.

I took a break from reading here earlier and watched Young & Pregnant. Almost a bit of a palate cleanser (I think some of these stories are going to turn out ok, and frankly, I'm more interested in those than in the various trainwreck grandparents.).  Way to go Jenelle, stealing the new girls' spotlight, a week early!

(note to MTV - I'm fine just keeping up with Jenelle via leaked police reports and the internet.  I know how this story turns out - not the details, but the basic outline is pretty predictable.  I'd rather watch Lexi & Ashley & Jade. Also, Kayla's baby is super cute. Probably doomed, but cute.).  

[Kazu]

42 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

A professional report used "fixing to?" What world do we live in?

It's a quote. There are a few more quotes in that report. Quotations are missing.

6 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

I just came across a post from Jeremy to Nathan about getting his son. I figured he was the second child.

What's the point? He doesn't do anything.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Kazu

[FairyDusted]

If he loves his son, he will fight. Not that I have hope that he will sadly.

[Kazu]

I wish someone would put up a fight for that kid and take him away. I keep hoping Doris will be the one. I know health issues kept her from going through with the last court matter. Let's hope she can be successful this time. Nathan is worthless.

[CofCinci]

Is the actual police report available?  I bet there are some details not in the dispatcher transcript. 

[leighroda]

Is it sad that “fixin to” didn’t register as odd to me?

disclaimer: I’m from Texas 

[Maharincess]

"Fixin to" is much better than that ridiculous "finna" which makes me cringe every time I see or hear it. 

[CalicoskiesNC]

Yes, NC is an open carry state. 

[MargeGunderson]

10 hours ago, crazychicken said:

Holy hell so it is not ok for your child to wear heavy makeup for cheer but it is fine to chase somebody down and pull a gun with your children in the car.

That's how they roll on The Land. 

[druzy]

[ghoulina]

10 hours ago, akr said:

Sounds like by his own account he threatened her before she pulled the gun - but then again, she's the one who came raging on to his property! And, it's not clear whether that was before or after she hit two vehicles and ran over his mailbox.  Doesn't sound like anyone is a saint here, and I don't think she was still there by the time the police showed up (if she was, her account would probably be in the report, too) - so it may take a bit to figure out what there is probable cause to believe actually happened. Nothing pretty, though, that's for sure.

It does sound like the other guy was pulling crap too. But why go chasing trouble? I have my kids in the car and some ass is messing with me on the road? I call the cops and pull into a well populated area to wait for them. If the guy drives off, all the better. Jenelle is so immature, she just doesn't want anyone to "win". All I'd care about is making my kids safe.

[druzy]

7 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Is the actual police report available?  I bet there are some details not in the dispatcher transcript. 

I don't think there's a police report. 

[druzy]

This is the company that Jenelle did that commercial for. On page 24 it outlines how she is paid. This would be a good sponsor to contact.

 

Edited May 1, 2018 by druzy

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, leighroda said:

Is it sad that “fixin to” didn’t register as odd to me?

disclaimer: I’m from Texas 

Lol Same. I must have breezed by it because it didn’t catch my attention.  

[lovesnark]

Edited May 1, 2018 by lovesnark

[MaggieG]

Just when you think Jenelle can't get any crazier, she pulls this shit. Those poor kids must have been terrified.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

12 hours ago, LBS said:

All I got to say is that Jenelle is really lucky being a young, ‘pretty’ female when she brandished a gun on someone else’s property no matter if he threatened her or not.  She gets away with everything 

All I've got to say is that I agree. Had Jenelle been a young, black man instead of a young, white woman, something tells me this would have ended differently. 

12 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Also, I hope they did a drug screen when she was in custody. 

Was she actually in custody, though? Was she taken in/booked for this?

12 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Is North Carolina an open carry state?  I’m too lazy to look it up.  Just another thing to ponder in this situation because I’m guessing Jenelle never took the time or interest to take a CCW class for her permit, if required in her state.  Which, pro or anti gun, I did take the class and got my permit and learned A LOT about the laws and my rights, etc.  It was a very informative class. I rarely carry, but could if I so desired.

It is an open carry state.  Also, my friends who (responsibly) own & carry guns (I live in the South) are always saying that your car is considered an extension of your home, so you can legally have your gun in your car. 

 

Ya'll, this isn't going to end well. Jenelle is off her rocker and David is even more off of his rocker.  Plus, guns are in the mix.  (And I'm thinking maybe drugs...like meth? Would that make you aggressive & crazy like this?) Chasing down someone who you think has been tailgating you/cut in front of you with KIDS in the car & then brandishing a gun & destroying his property is INSANE - like even insane for Jenelle.  This is the start of the last spiral, I'm afraid.  This is bad.  Scary bad. Save Kaiser! Save Maryssa & Ensley! Keep Jace at Barb's! But most of all SAVE KAISER!

11 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

A professional report used "fixing to?" What world do we live in?

The South? ;)

It barely registered to me, either.  But I suppose it's not something most people see in official reports. :)

Edited May 1, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[geauxaway]

2 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

 

12 hours ago, LBS said:

All I got to say is that Jenelle is really lucky being a young, ‘pretty’ female when she brandished a gun on someone else’s property no matter if he threatened her or not.  She gets away with everything 

All I've got to say is that I agree. 

12 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I hope Nathan’s Mom can use this to file for emergency custody. 

Also, I hope they did a drug screen when she was in custody. 

Was she actually in custody, though? Was she taken in/booked for this?

12 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Is North Carolina an open carry state?  I’m too lazy to look it up.  Just another thing to ponder in this situation because I’m guessing Jenelle never took the time or interest to take a CCW class for her permit, if required in her state.  Which, pro or anti gun, I did take the class and got my permit and learned A LOT about the laws and my rights, etc.  It was a very informative class. I rarely carry, but could if I so desired.

It is an open carry state.  Also, my friends who (responsibly) own & carry guns (I live in the South) are always saying that your car is considered an extension of your home, so you can legally have your gun in your car

 

You are correct it is an extension of your home and I knew that, but forgot when I was typing my thoughts last night.  

Dammit.  I thought maybe I had something here.  Like anything is gonna happen to her tho.  SMH

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I think this is how it may have gone down....

Since we know they're filming, I'm assuming Jenelle has to do stuff without David around (since he's been fired from the show).  You know the girl was SO STRESSED because she probably had to take Jace to therapy & do a custody exchange with Kaiser without David.  She was probably sooo stressed from having to deal with two kids by herself.  David has probably thrown a fit about not being on the show again & made her feel like MTV is the enemy (and she wouldn't have to be all alooone & stressed out with the kids if big, bad MTV hadn't fired him).  She's also probably worried David will be sliding up into people's DMs or having them over while she's off filming/driving without him, too.  Then a guy tailgates her and cuts her off and Jenelle LOSES it.

She takes out all her frustrations with MTV, the kids, David, Barb, David's female social media followers, and whoever else she thinks is wronging her (cause it's never her fault) on the guy who tailgated her and cut her off...  It all just boiled over and BAM- crazy Jenelle following a guy who she allegedly feels threatened by, destroying his property, and brandishing a gun...all with kids in the car. Ugh.

I doubt anything will happen to her and I doubt she'll lose any custody/visitation over this because Lucky Court Stah and all....

Edited May 1, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[lovesnark]

I was born in Seattle and have lived in WA my entire life. I say fixin to-lol! My dad was from West Virginia and it's something I heard as a kid and it stuck. My kids also say it sometimes.

[poeticlicensed]

Isn't Janelle a convicted felon? That would preclude her from possessing a firearm. Same for David. Isn't he a felon? Felons can't own or purchase guns in NC.  

[Mkay]

20 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

 

It is an open carry state.  Also, my friends who (responsibly) own & carry guns (I live in the South) are always saying that your car is considered an extension of your home, so you can legally have your gun in your car. 

 

 

The South? ;)

It barely registered to me, either.  But I suppose it's not something most people see in official reports. :)

 

Same.  If I’m going into town at night or traveling to a bigger city alone, I take my gun with me. I don’t have a CCW but if I’m in a situation in my car, I’ll be protected.  I would never pull it in a road rage incident.  Good grief! I want to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. But that the MTV cameras captured it is suprising. 

Edited May 1, 2018 by Mkay

[lovesnark]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Isn't Janelle a convicted felon? That would preclude her from possessing a firearm. Same for David. Isn't he a felon? Felons can't own or purchase guns in NC.  

Neither of them had felony charges stick. They're loaded with misdemeanors..

[TresGatos]

11 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Better be wishing on your lucky court star.

Or counting on her classy court heels!

[druzy]

I posted this on Kanal's thread but since I think this is for UBT I'm posting it here too.

[Mkay]

All is quiet on david’s Facebook this morning.  No snappy comments? Who is he going to attack today? 

[poeticlicensed]

24 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Same.  If I’m going into town at night or traveling to a bigger city alone, I take my gun with me. I don’t have a CCW but if I’m in a situation in my car, I’ll be protected.  I would never pull it in a road rage incident.  Good grief! I want to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. But that the MTV cameras captured it is suprising. 

I will be most interested in what MTV does. They fired Farrah over porn, David for a twitter rant. If they don't fire her, they are total assholes. They need to fire her and keep Barb  so we  can  get updates. 

[FairyDusted]

Barb needs to never let Jace in a car with her. She probably went nuts when Jace reported back.

[lovesnark]

The stupidity and rage just oozes out of Jenelle. She's was being filmed, fercrissake, and couldn't keep her rage under control. I don't know how it all works but, let's say she ripped the GoPro out of her car when she got home and deleted the footage. Is what's being filmed transmitted to production as it's happening? What was captured by the camera in her car is not edited footage and could surely be used by law enforcement.

The YouTube video I posted is a good one and the woman does an excellent job of calling out MTV for not giving a shit about the children they're using for $$$.

[MargeGunderson]

21 minutes ago, druzy said:

I posted this on Kanal's thread but since I think this is for UBT I'm posting it here too.

I see Kail had her lips done....