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S13.E11: 8 ½ Minutes Of Success


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Vicki and Tamra seem to have mellowed a bit.  I think each has hit an age where they don't have as much energy and each has faced some hardships that no amount of reality tv dramatics can solve (Brianna's and Eddie's health, for example).  I like them when they are a little more tame  (although maybe that's because I'm getting up there too and that's all the energy I have any more).

The whole God discussion was bananas.  All these women proclaiming to be believers and having moral compasses etc. is absurd - especially Kelly.  How is it that God-fearing people run around calling others names like Kelly did to Emily's husband, etc.?

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I can't decide what's more annoying: Gina's acting, Gina's phony (IMO) storyline, or Gina's upspeak and vocal fry. This is one annoying woman. I just don't think she fits in with this show at all.

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2 hours ago, Maccagirl said:

Wholey, moley!!  I hope they are not just following the money trail so they can continue to live comfortably.  If not, that really says A LOT about Kelly!!  Thanks for your update.

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If Micahel wasn't rolling around with the entitled SOW of suckage, maybe I would think its just Kelly.But Micahel rolls with Vicki. For. Free. So maybe it isn't just Kelly. 

1 hour ago, Jextella said:

Vicki and Tamra seem to have mellowed a bit.  I think each has hit an age where they don't have as much energy and each has faced some hardships that no amount of reality tv dramatics can solve.  I like them when a they are a little more tame  (although maybe that's because I'm getting up there too and that's all the energy I have have any more).

The whole God discussion was bananas.  All these women proclaiming to be believers and having moral compasses etc. is absurd - especially Kelly.  How is it that God-fearing people run around calling others names like Kelly did to Emily's husband, etc.?

The kind of people who aren't offended by cancer scammers.

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1 hour ago, ButterQueen said:

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Kelly’s house with Michael was the best I have ever seen.  Everything in the house was white with a hint of tourquoise here and there, like the ocean.  Beautiful furniture and furnishings.  The house was set right on the beach.  Was he that bad that she just had to leave?  Things change when a man is older than the woman.  She knew that going in.  So he wanted to stay home more and she wanted to go out more.  Is that a reason to divorce?  You can’t have everything your way.  If that is a reason to divorce, then we all would divorce.

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35 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

If Micahel wasn't rolling around with the entitled SOW of suckage, maybe I would think its just Kelly.But Micahel rolls with Vicki. For. Free. So maybe it isn't just Kelly. 

Didn’t Kelly’s Mother and Brother live with them in the beach house?  Now they both chose to live either near or with him.  Is Michael good friends with Vicky and her cop boyfriend?  Vickie fixed Michael up with one of her friends?  Just trying to get this straight.

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Gina is annoying AF! Complaining the ladies didnt give her a hug and tell her everything's going to be ok? On what planet did she give anyone a hint she needed a hug??? She was all good with it, they were just too dumb to understand that she and her 'buddy' who she still has sex with are above being affected by a divorce!

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11 hours ago, Dirtybubble said:

OMG I'm glad someone pointed that out; the plastic surgery on that woman's face is scary.  She's treading off into Joan Rivers territory now.  I think she's a nice enough lady (even though I can't understand what she's saying most of the time) but wow those cheekbones are NUTS! 

Shane is giving me a creepy, rat vibe for some reason.  I've meet people like him before, very sarcastic, dry sense of humor, and yeah it comes across as borderline insulting and that sort of humor is usually used as a wall or a way to over compensate for something else....maybe being overshadowed by his wife perhaps.... IDK something about him specifically bothers me though.

However I really do like Emily.  I think both her and Gina are nice additions to the show and vast improvements over the dullsville that was Peggy and Lydia last season.  I hope both come back next year. 

Some people enjoy sarcasm.

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3 hours ago, lamujerdecente said:

If Micahel wasn't rolling around with the entitled SOW of suckage, maybe I would think its just Kelly.But Micahel rolls with Vicki. For. Free. So maybe it isn't just Kelly. 

The kind of people who aren't offended by cancer scammers.

Sow of suckage.  You should get paid for that bon mot 

#cancerscam#neverforget

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10 hours ago, AnnA said:

Then to make it worse she made a barely audible comment when Vicki got up to leave that she'd give her "my $12"  (for health insurance).  What planet does she live on? 

She was talking about what Vicki would make on her signing up for health insurance through Vicki and quoting that number Vicki just told her would be her broker fee not what her health insurance would cost.

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6 hours ago, ButterQueen said:

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ButterQueen, you were so good in "Gone with the Wind"!

I saw Shannon on QVC today.  She did well, seemed a bit nervous but she was great and made me laugh at one point when she warbled "impress your friends with elegance!" - she was talking about her lobster cakes.

Gina can't decide if she speaks with a Lawn Guyland accent or Kardashianesque vocal fry.  She's like Madonna with the inconsistency.

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On 10/2/2018 at 9:07 AM, heatherchandler said:

 

I think she was referring to her beach house, which is her main (only) house.  She must miss her old house, I know I do!

 

Kelly's new pad is only 5 houses South of her old home, still on the beach of CdM.  It;s a lot smaller, 2Br I think, 1 level.  Rented, I'm sure.

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9 hours ago, MajorNelson said:

Kelly's new pad is only 5 houses South of her old home, still on the beach of CdM.  It;s a lot smaller, 2Br I think, 1 level.  Rented, I'm sure.

That would be hard to see your AMAZING home that is no longer yours, as you walk into your kind of crappy new place.  I should say that her crappy new place probably has a great view and it is right on the beach... but still it is not her old place!

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1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

That would be hard to see your AMAZING home that is no longer yours, as you walk into your kind of crappy new place.  I should say that her crappy new place probably has a great view and it is right on the beach... but still it is not her old place!

Sorry, but I'd take the crappy new place any day!  I love it!

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22 hours ago, Gem 10 said:

Kelly’s house with Michael was the best I have ever seen.  Everything in the house was white with a hint of tourquoise here and there, like the ocean.  Beautiful furniture and furnishings.  The house was set right on the beach.  Was he that bad that she just had to leave?  Things change when a man is older than the woman.  She knew that going in.  So he wanted to stay home more and she wanted to go out more.  Is that a reason to divorce?  You can’t have everything your way.  If that is a reason to divorce, then we all would divorce.

I agree. I loved that house. So light with subtle touches of color in turquoise and sand. I could tolerate a lot of shit from ANYONE to live in a home like that near/on the beach.

I think Kelly knows she will never have that life again. Doubt she'll find another man who will offer her those luxuries. People change throughout their lives: emotionally, spiritually, physically. If you're married you have to accept these changes and use it as knowledge to make a better, stronger relationship. I guess if you marry someone based on their looks and income, you're not really in love. Love is not a feeling, it's a behavior. (Can't recall where I heard/read that gem of wisdom but it's so true)

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27 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Never mind the glasses.  What’s with all the hats lately?  Even worn in someone’s house at night.

I'm not a fan of hats. I don't get it. Unless you live somewhere in a hot tropical climate, why wear one? I know a lot of men wear them (especially baseball hats) because they (most often) have hair loss. A man who is always wearing a hat is a man with a balding head. Yhey must think we'll never know! Lol

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34 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Never mind the glasses.  What’s with all the hats lately?  Even worn in someone’s house at night.

It must be a Housewives thing. They are wearing a lot of them on other shows (RHONYC) as well. I equate wearing a hat indoors at night the same as wearing sunglasses indoors after sunset. 

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10 hours ago, Mr. Minor said:

Maybe? But most guys will tell you the worst BJ they ever had was wonderful. ;-)

I imagine she shakes her head after and does that stupid thing with her tongue after.  Like she does when she tries “strange” food or drink.  

Steve probably watches porn before to psyche himself up.  I can’t think of a less sexier person than Icki.  It’s making me want to vomit thinking about it.  

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53 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Steve probably watches porn before during to psyche himself up.  I can’t think of a less sexier person than Icki.  It’s making me want to vomit thinking about it.  

Fixed it for you :-)

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Maybe Ickie swallows.  :p   Okay...now I've gone and made myself need a puke icon.  

She needs to define moral fiber, because  apparently her definition and mine are not the same.  I'm at a loss as to where she gets off on asking anyone such a thing.  Made me want to roundhouse slap her.  How ridiculously, pathetically, vapid can one woman get?  More than one screw loose with that one.   

I want to have hope for Tamra, but she's always so dang mad at everyone.  The girl needs a chill pill these days.  I'm sure she's stressed, but being stupid with the drinking binges isn't helping. 

Now, she's mad at God because He won't play the bargain game with her.   We've all played it.."Oh, God.  I promise.  I'll be good, I'll go to church.  I'll stop swearing....honest...just give me what I want right fucking NOW.   What?  No answers I want to hear?  I'm gonna get drunk and break my damn foot while running nekkid in and around the hot tub.   That will show YOU!  Not my fault you didn't give me what I wanted when I wanted it, God.  See what you made me do?" 

Seriously, she's waaaaay to old to be having the temper tantrums she's been displaying this season.  So unbecoming.  It may be her body to do with as she pleases, but it never hurts to err on the side of caution when you're a mom and being filmed while putting on public displays of nonsense.  Her children will have to live with her foolishness for the rest of their lives!   What a legacy.  

Poor Shannon is so hurt.  Her eyes are so sad.  :(  My heart aches for her.  Divorce is painful and I don't care what nonsense Little Miss IKNOWEVERYTHINGABOUTDIVORCE Gina wants to word vomit out.   Even when it's the right thing to do, it feels wrong for a very long time.

It'll be nice to see Shannon when she heals up and David is but a distant memory. I hope she doesn't make the same mistake and end up with another creepy-crawly guy.   Sometimes women have "types", if you kwim?  

Emily and Shane are quite the love birds, aren't they?  Mr.and Mrs.Warmth and Charm.  Such scintillating conversationalists.  Yawn.   

Kelly will hopefully, eventually, maybe settle down, but for now her love-tank appears to be almost as unquenchable as Ikie's bottomless pit.  

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On 10/1/2018 at 8:05 PM, Quita said:

I just have to vent about Vicki trying to counsel Gina on her divorce. Vicki needs to stop with the revisionist history on how, if she could rewind the clock, she'd be a better wife to Donn and put more effort into making her marriage work. They were actually showing repeats of RHOC earlier today of the season where Vicki was going through her divorce and she had no appreciation for Donn and absolutely no interest in putting effort into her marriage or she would have. They had video of Donn at that season's reunion stating how coldly Vicki served him with papers at his workplace and he was shocked. He basically said that's how she rolls, everything how Vicki wants it and when she wants it.

But isn't that Vicki's point? That she wasn't a good wife to Donn, and if she could go back and do it all again, she would have worked harder to make their marriage work?

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On 10/3/2018 at 11:38 PM, biakbiak said:

She was talking about what Vicki would make on her signing up for health insurance through Vicki and quoting that number Vicki just told her would be her broker fee not what her health insurance would cost.

I thought they were talking about life insurance.  

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8 minutes ago, snarts said:

I thought they were talking about life insurance.  

No it was reiterated more than once  that it was health insurance and Vicki said  correctly that legally once they seperate/divorce she pups not be allowed to be covered under his health insurance and said hers would be $1k a month. Vicki did neglect to mention that  the kids will be allowed to stay on his health insurance. She can do COBRA, find an individual policy on her own, sign up through the exchange, or go to a broker like Vicki who basically told Gina that even though she would make shit signing her up for health insurance ($12).

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On 10/3/2018 at 9:34 PM, Higgins said:

Some people enjoy sarcasm.

My best friends husband is like Shane.  Sarcastic and ugly. Maybe that’s why.  My husband hates to go out with them as he has nothing nice to say, but I love her, so ......

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On 10/4/2018 at 10:58 PM, Claire Voyant said:

Maybe Ickie swallows.  :p   Okay...now I've gone and made myself need a puke icon.  

She needs to define moral fiber, because  apparently her definition and mine are not the same.  I'm at a loss as to where she gets off on asking anyone such a thing.  Made me want to roundhouse slap her.  How ridiculously, pathetically, vapid can one woman get?  More than one screw loose with that one.   

I want to have hope for Tamra, but she's always so dang mad at everyone.  The girl needs a chill pill these days.  I'm sure she's stressed, but being stupid with the drinking binges isn't helping. 

Now, she's mad at God because He won't play the bargain game with her.   We've all played it.."Oh, God.  I promise.  I'll be good, I'll go to church.  I'll stop swearing....honest...just give me what I want right fucking NOW.   What?  No answers I want to hear?  I'm gonna get drunk and break my damn foot while running nekkid in and around the hot tub.   That will show YOU!  Not my fault you didn't give me what I wanted when I wanted it, God.  See what you made me do?" 

Seriously, she's waaaaay to old to be having the temper tantrums she's been displaying this season.  So unbecoming.  It may be her body to do with as she pleases, but it never hurts to err on the side of caution when you're a mom and being filmed while putting on public displays of nonsense.  Her children will have to live with her foolishness for the rest of their lives!   What a legacy.  

Poor Shannon is so hurt.  Her eyes are so sad.  :(  My heart aches for her.  Divorce is painful and I don't care what nonsense Little Miss IKNOWEVERYTHINGABOUTDIVORCE Gina wants to word vomit out.   Even when it's the right thing to do, it feels wrong for a very long time.

It'll be nice to see Shannon when she heals up and David is but a distant memory. I hope she doesn't make the same mistake and end up with another creepy-crawly guy.   Sometimes women have "types", if you kwim?  

Emily and Shane are quite the love birds, aren't they?  Mr.and Mrs.Warmth and Charm.  Such scintillating conversationalists.  Yawn.   

Kelly will hopefully, eventually, maybe settle down, but for now her love-tank appears to be almost as unquenchable as Ikie's bottomless pit.  

Shannon just can’t believe that her marriage is finished, but mostly that David was so cruel.  I can’t believe it myself.  I just hope that the job works out for her.  She should give the guy she went out with another chance as he looked like a nice guy.  Kelly is desperate for a rich guy, but once she opens that mouth.  

Tamra is pissed that Eddie has a heart problem, period.  He’s probably tired from the meds he has to take and she’s not getting her usual sexy time.  Too bad, for better or worse.  This is not something that just goes away, and she can’t fix it.  There’s going to be trouble there.  She doesn’t look the caretaker type, at all.  She wants to drink, get dressed up and whoop it up.

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On 10/2/2018 at 9:06 PM, bagger said:

ANd at i add I don’t mind shannon’s Girls. They’re beautiful and they really are well behaved. From time to time they mouth off but it’s not like so many of these damned teenagers bravo forces down our throats.

I have 5 brothers and a husband and they all insist that even a bad blow job is a good thing and Steve gets to live rent free!

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I have a feeling Gina’s husband has a girlfriend being he’s bulldozing her.  They are having sex .. he talks nice to her on the phone.  Sounds too nice for two people getting a divorce.

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On ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 3:02 PM, Gem 10 said:

To me, Shannon is a classy and nice woman .. Tamra looks like she belongs on a stripper pole.  Sorry, but that’s my opinion.

Sorry to disappoint you but there was a fan get together a few weeks ago at The Quiet Woman and word from two different sources was that when Shannon arrived "a dark cloud" followed her.  She was rude and dismissive to fans and wouldn't even take a picture with a fan on that fan's birthday.  Word is she's a nasty bitch and is super fake when the cameras are on.  

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On 10/4/2018 at 2:21 PM, chenoa333 said:

I'm not a fan of hats. I don't get it. Unless you live somewhere in a hot tropical climate, why wear one? I know a lot of men wear them (especially baseball hats) because they (most often) have hair loss. A man who is always wearing a hat is a man with a balding head. Yhey must think we'll never know! Lol

I'm dying of laughter over here because it's so true!  I live in a rural part of Washington and the "uniform" is jeans, flannel/hoody/tshirt, usually a Carhart jacket and baseball hat with longish hair.

It used to shock me when they removed the cap and the glare from the shiny top of the head.  I got used to it.  Come to expect it now. 

Stupendous Man wore a baseball hat because he worked outdoors. He had beautiful dark, long hair in a ponytail.  I thought I was mentally prepared for the bald dome circled by long hair.

Nope.  Complete shock.  He had a full head of glorious hair.  But he pretty much always wore a hat.

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On 10/4/2018 at 5:38 PM, Gem 10 said:

I’m going to ask my Son tonight.  He works in the City and sees all kinds of women all day long.  It must be trendy.

I always had the impression they were  between hair appointments and trying to hide the root growth.  I gotta get me some hats.

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On 10/4/2018 at 4:46 PM, chenoa333 said:

I agree. I loved that house. So light with subtle touches of color in turquoise and sand. I could tolerate a lot of shit from ANYONE to live in a home like that near/on the beach.

I think Kelly knows she will never have that life again. Doubt she'll find another man who will offer her those luxuries. People change throughout their lives: emotionally, spiritually, physically. If you're married you have to accept these changes and use it as knowledge to make a better, stronger relationship. I guess if you marry someone based on their looks and income, you're not really in love. Love is not a feeling, it's a behavior. (Can't recall where I heard/read that gem of wisdom but it's so true)

In my day, you got married and stood married.  Except in cases of abuse, alcoholism, cheating, stuff like that.   We don’t know, but Michael seemed like a nice guy, and we all know Kelly is a nut job.  The only thing I heard her say was she wasn’t getting enough sex and he wanted to stay home more.  That’s it.  If that’s her reasons to get divorced, she’s  nuts.  She seems like she wouldn’t be happy with anyone for the long haul.  What makes her think she’s so special?  I’m surprised he took her shit for so long.  To break up a family for those reasons is crazy.  What does she want,a young stud?

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On 10/4/2018 at 5:38 PM, Gem 10 said:

I’m going to ask my Son tonight.  He works in the City and sees all kinds of women all day long.  It must be trendy.

So, I just asked my son if the women are wearing those hats in the city.  He just replied, “Yes, all day, constantly”.  Then he sent me a picture of his girlfriend wearing one today .. a big black one.  Oh, to be young again.

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1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

I always had the impression they were  between hair appointments and trying to hide the root growth.  I gotta get me some hats.

I always thought it was to hide the tracks or their extensions - these women don't know how to blow out their own hair/tease and hide the tracks. Many of them don't get to use a professional hairstylist unless they pay themselves and most don't have the "budget" for it so they only do it when Bravo picks up the tab.

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18 hours ago, AntAnn said:

Wow! I guess she’s a good actress then ?

Gina and Emily were also there and the sources said they are as kind and down to earth as can be.  Apparently they REALLY don't get along with Shannon and Shannon went from 0 to hyperbitch in about 2 seconds when she saw them.  They're the ones who said she's impossible whenever the cameras are off and completely changes personas as soon as they come on.

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51 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

So, I just asked my son if the women are wearing those hats in the city.  He just replied, “Yes, all day, constantly”.  Then he sent me a picture of his girlfriend wearing one today...a big black one. Oh, to be young agai n.

Is his girlfriend's name Courtney and he met her on Match.com? Lol. Just kidding. I'm sure all of us here have been subjected to the match.com ad with Courtney in her black hat saying "Come find me!"

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1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

I always thought it was to hide the tracks or their extensions - these women don't know how to blow out their own hair/tease and hide the tracks. Many of them don't get to use a professional hairstylist unless they pay themselves and most don't have the "budget" for it so they only do it when Bravo picks up the tab.

That would be me! But I don't give 2 shits if my roots are growing back in. I'll color it myself when I have time. Fortunately, all of my clients are cats and dogs so they think I'm beautiful no matter what color my hair is. Although, a hat might scare them!

Just watched the episode with Vicki on the Harley screaming for the entire ride!  If it scares you that much Vicki, drive your Ferrari to Cooks Corner and spare Steve (and all living beings) the torture of your screeching voice. I know that road to Cooks Corner in the canyon is only a 2 lane road with lots of curves and blind spots. But if you're on a motorcycle it's much easier to navigate. 

And fuck Tamra with her blatant envy of Shannon going on QVC. 

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On 10/1/2018 at 10:07 PM, bagger said:

For years Tamra and Vicki have tried to launch one failing product after the other. It has to be chapping both their asses that shannon has a legitimate deal with a shopping network when she and Vicki have failed repeatedly.

Jealously must be eating Tamra up alive.  Shannon got herself a nice respectable gig for herself.  Being Tamra is lunching and in everyone’s business, I assume she’s not running the gym?  Isn’t she helping Eddie?  She always says she’s such a supporter.  Shannon has to ease away from her.  They just don’t mesh well.

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1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

That would be me! But I don't give 2 shits if my roots are growing back in. I'll color it myself when I have time. Fortunately, all of my clients are cats and dogs so they think I'm beautiful no matter what color my hair is. Although, a hat might scare them!

Just watched the episode with Vicki on the Harley screaming for the entire ride!  If it scares you that much Vicki, drive your Ferrari to Cooks Corner and spare Steve (and all living beings) the torture of your screeching voice. I know that road to Cooks Corner in the canyon is only a 2 lane road with lots of curves and blind spots. But if you're on a motorcycle it's much easier to navigate. 

And fuck Tamra with her blatant envy of Shannon going on QVC. 

I don't think it's roots so much that they are hiding as much as it's track marks, clip in extensions, wigs, toppers, hairpiece. I think most of these women naturally have very thin hair - lots of hair loss from coloring, bleaching and extensions. I think they all use "pieces" to fill in and give them volume. I also think they can do the front but they can't do the back or side areas to blend real and fake and/or hide the lace wig cap.

I think Steve wears earplugs when he is around Vicki.

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9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't think it's roots so much that they are hiding as much as it's track marks, clip in extensions, wigs, toppers, hairpiece. I think most of these women naturally have very thin hair - lots of hair loss from coloring, bleaching and extensions. I think they all use "pieces" to fill in and give them volume. I also think they can do the front but they can't do the back or side areas to blend real and fake and/or hide the lace wig cap.

I think Steve wears earplugs when he is around Vicki.

That term "track marks" can be interpreted in other ways! Lol. And yes, I watch too many Intervention shows!

But you're right. All of these OC Ho's have hair extensions/wigs/veneers/botox/tattooed eyebrows/lipo/breast implants/vaginal rejuvenation/colored contact lenses/teeth bleaching/spray-on tanning/fake eyelashes and the list just keeps getting longer!

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1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't think it's roots so much that they are hiding as much as it's track marks, clip in extensions, wigs, toppers, hairpiece. I think most of these women naturally have very thin hair - lots of hair loss from coloring, bleaching and extensions. I think they all use "pieces" to fill in and give them volume. I also think they can do the front but they can't do the back or side areas to blend real and fake and/or hide the lace wig cap.

I think Steve wears earplugs when he is around Vicki.

Or forces Vickie to wear a ball gag

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