Farrah

[Stusan]

Amen, @BlancheDevoreaux!

[FairyDusted]

From the 3 minutes I saw on that show she has taken out the extensions. I'm assuming because it's easier to do without help. She looks loads better without it and minimal make up. Hey, I love hair and make up too but she takes it to an awful level. Looks like SIMON shows up tho! I might have to look at that for a few minutes too. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Good ol' Simon.  He never disappoints.

Saran, who recently appeared on Ex on the Beach alongside Abraham, dissed his ex after she wrote, "If it requires fake smiling, I'm not attending!" on her Instagram Story.

“I mean your teeth are fake, lips are fake, chin is fake, what else do you need for a fake smile?” Saran captioned a screenshot of the post. The reality personality quickly deleted his message, but screenshots from InTouch Weekly caught the slam before he thought better of it.

https://popculture.com/reality-tv/2019/01/10/teen-mom-simon-saran-calls-out-ex-farrah-abraham

[ginger90]

[DangerousMinds]

She was so much cuter before. I thought the 10 year thing was FB.

[galaxychaser]

damn just like kim kardashian she was pretty before all the surgery! oy why people mutalate their faces when they were pretty before!

Sophia poor thing needs a dad who can take her away and raise her right (like Gary or Cole). Instead she got stuck with Farah.

[ginger90]

[Picture It. Sicily]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Impressive how she turned Sophia's birthday message into a screed about how great Farah is.

[politichick]

17 hours ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

Impressive how she turned Sophia's birthday message into a screed about how great Farah is.

I don't think it's a birthday message. It's the 10 year challenge thing going around in which people post photos of them self from 2009 and 2019.

[Picture It. Sicily]

7 hours ago, politichick said:

I don't think it's a birthday message. It's the 10 year challenge thing going around in which people post photos of them self from 2009 and 2019.

I didn't even make the connection, and I participated in the 10 year challenge. :P I saw 10 year and assumed it was her 10th birthday.

[Snarky McSnarky]

14 hours ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

I didn't even make the connection, and I participated in the 10 year challenge. :P I saw 10 year and assumed it was her 10th birthday.

Same here, but then I didn't know anything about the 10 year challenge.  The things you learn on Previously TV...

[Wednesday-Addams]

54 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Same here, but then I didn't know anything about the 10 year challenge.  The things you learn on Previously TV...

Sophia at 10 is no different than Sophia at one yo. A chid destined for a reality future. I feel bad for her.

[druzy]

Live sex therapy with Farrah. Come one come all!

Will someone volunteer to take one for the team?

Edited January 17, 2019 by druzy

[Christina]

I turned my television on and it was on the VICE channel where someone was talking about how they make the real sex dolls look lifelike, even though they absolutely do not. I legitimately thought that screencap was a Farrah doll that she was adding to her sex toy collection.

She doesn't look human, but I guess she hasn't acted human so I shouldn't be surprised that she's completely morphing into whatever that is. Also, I feel a nightmare coming on and will now have to stay awake forever.

[Wednesday-Addams]

36 minutes ago, Christina said:

I turned my television on and it was on the VICE channel where someone was talking about how they make the real sex dolls look lifelike, even though they absolutely do not. I legitimately thought that screencap was a Farrah doll that she was adding to her sex toy collection.

She doesn't look human, but I guess she hasn't acted human so I shouldn't be surprised that she's completely morphing into whatever that is. Also, I feel a nightmare coming on and will now have to stay awake forever.

That’s a hard NO from me.

[alexa]

What did she do to look completely different?  The latest pics she looks drastically different, that I don’t even realize it is Farrah. Some new work was definitely done. 

[ilovebeaarthur]

1 hour ago, alexa said:

What did she do to look completely different?  The latest pics she looks drastically different, that I don’t even realize it is Farrah. Some new work was definitely done. 

The apples of her cheeks seem puffier, if that makes sense. I wonder if she got them plumped up along with some new lip injections. 

 

That wig is not doing her any favors either. 

Edited January 18, 2019 by ilovebeaarthur
“infections” is not the same as “injections”

[Marisagf]

7 hours ago, ilovebeaarthur said:

The apples of her cheeks seem puffier, if that makes sense. I wonder if she got them plumped up along with some new lip injections. 

 

That wig is not doing her any favors either. 

Neither is the orange skin!

[ginger90]

13 hours ago, druzy said:

Live sex therapy with Farrah. Come one come all!

Will someone volunteer to take one for the team?

 

I seem to recall Farrah suing them, once upon a time. I’ll look later. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Couture in the dessert?  What about the main course? 

If she means desert, that definitely is not any desert I've ever been in.

[teapot]

7 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Couture in the dessert?  What about the main course? 

If she means desert, that definitely is not any desert I've ever been in.

do you know, I frequently get my (H & M) "couture" in my dessert, a sleeve in the ice cream & whatnot.  dry-cleaning bills are a bitch!!!

[Booger666]

Is she an international escort now?  Seems like she is overseas a lot.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

On 1/17/2019 at 5:07 PM, druzy said:

Will someone volunteer to take one for the team?

 

 

I was going to but it seems like, A.) it's offline [since it's live video]; and B.) apparently it costs money! But I did do a grab of the chat conversation that was up which is pretty hysterical:

LOL'ed at "Sophia's" comments followed by, "King of the Hill wins my BUTT PLUG!" 

16 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

Is she an international escort now?  Seems like she is overseas a lot.

I think she's been an international escort for awhile. 

[galaxychaser]

Farrah looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Scary!

[Marisagf]

First of all, I LOVE the misspelling of desert and the comment chain end with the butt plug!

I had to look up Baravia Fashion.  Its some clothing line (or maybe store) in Dubai.  Looks like she is modelling for them.

Feh. 

Edited January 19, 2019 by Marisagf

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Marisagf said:

I had to look up Baravia Fashion.  Its some clothing line (or maybe store) in Dubai.  Looks like she is modelling for them.

 

Could be! But looks to me like it's a front for how she'll write off the $100,000 check she received from her wealthy (and clearly desperate) trick. I can't get over that she's probably standing in a  parking lot that teenage boys use to do donuts in their four wheelers. 

[geauxaway]

20 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

I was going to but it seems like, A.) it's offline [since it's live video]; and B.) apparently it costs money! But I did do a grab of the chat conversation that was up which is pretty hysterical:

LOL'ed at "Sophia's" comments followed by, "King of the Hill wins my BUTT PLUG!" 

I think she's been an international escort for awhile. 

Is this true?  That Sophia was really participating in this sex lesson?  I mean, even if someone was typing on her behalf, that’s still disturbing that you would want to portray your 10 year old daughters involvement.  

I’m sure dead daddy Derek is proud of your sex talks?  Do what now?

I also don’t perceive Farrah as some sex guru, either.  In fact, I find her to be quite the opposite.  She has never been in a healthy sexual relationship from what I can gather.  And when was the last time she even had sex that wasn’t contracted and paid for?  I thinks she is A LOT of talk and not a lot of substance when it comes to her self proclaimed “sexpertise.”  

But I guess that’s all part of the game, and she’s getting a check because clearly there is some sort of market out there for her.

Sophia is fucked.  

[druzy]

[ginger90]

22 minutes ago, druzy said:

Speechless.

[Stusan]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

I'm presuming that there are a number of missing zeros on this screenshot. She is delusional, after all.

[Brooklynista]

3 hours ago, druzy said:

Ugh! I hate to offer an assist to Farrah  but this one is a generic meme. It's turned up the last Valentine's days.  Certainly not wise of her to post it being a "non-porn" star and all.

[druzy]

3 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Ugh! I hate to offer an assist to Farrah  but this one is a generic meme. It's turned up the last Valentine's days.  Certainly not wise of her to post it being a "non-porn" star and all.

You mean I can't buy the Dinner with your evil sister-in-law package wherein Farrah wears her crazy sunglasses and yells word salad insults at said evil sister-in-law? That's $30 that would have been well-spent.

[ginger90]

[Marisagf]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

That is probably the best photo of Sophia that I have seen.

Why is Farrah at the Super Bowl?

[Emkat]

The whole Farrah situation is just very sad. She is so fucked up mentally...and this is the result.  Poor Sophia.

[Snarky McSnarky]

3 hours ago, Marisagf said:

That is probably the best photo of Sophia that I have seen.

Why is Farrah at the Super Bowl?

Was she actually there, or did she just pose with a football and stick a bunch of hashtag references to the game under the photo?

[teapot]

13 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Was she actually there, or did she just pose with a football and stick a bunch of hashtag references to the game under the photo?

oh no.  I hate-follow her instagram (because I am a very mature 50-year-old with a husband and child and job and LIFE!  I SWEAR!) and there she was, selfie-videoing herself ALL ALONE (per usual) in front of the crowd!

[Snarky McSnarky]

1 hour ago, teapot said:

oh no.  I hate-follow her instagram (because I am a very mature 50-year-old with a husband and child and job and LIFE!  I SWEAR!) and there she was, selfie-videoing herself ALL ALONE (per usual) in front of the crowd!

OK, thanks.  Glad I wasn't in Atlanta, then!

[teapot]

8 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

OK, thanks.  Glad I wasn't in Atlanta, then!

so my boy-child was there for work (rough life he has...)

I'm just glad she's not his new girlfriend!!!

[qtpye]

On 2/5/2019 at 9:30 AM, Emkat said:

The whole Farrah situation is just very sad. She is so fucked up mentally...and this is the result.  Poor Sophia.

 

On 2/5/2019 at 2:00 PM, teapot said:

so my boy-child was there for work (rough life he has...)

I'm just glad she's not his new girlfriend!!!

Despite all her enhancements (not that your son is attracted to plastic) Farrah does not seem to have much luck attracting good quality guys. She is like the opposite of a guy magnet. It is kind of odd how she has not had one solid relationship since Sophia was born. Simon was obviously a reality show relationship and you could tell he did not give a shit about her.

[FairyDusted]

I was watching a pop up version of VanderPumped and Farrah popped up in a box that said Farrah is now an online couples therapy counselor . 

Errrrr.....WHAT? She can't even get along with herself.

[galaxychaser]

That's a nice pic of Sophia.  She should have been cast in Pet Sematary.

Farrah can't attract a rich guy who want to put a ring on it.  He doesn't have to be nice, just rich.

[kokapetl]

On 2/5/2019 at 9:34 PM, Marisagf said:

Why is Farrah at the Super Bowl?

Prostitution 

[Rebecca]

On 1/18/2019 at 4:50 PM, Booger666 said:

Is she an international escort now?  Seems like she is overseas a lot.

I bet non-English speakers are her bread and butter. It’s a lot harder for her to offend someone if they don’t know what she’s saying!

 

Edited February 22, 2019 by Rebecca

[ginger90]

[monicageller]

As opposed to the other 10th birthdays she's had?

[Marisagf]

How many other 10 year olds were at this birthday party?  Let me guess....zero?

In other Farrah news, looks like she owes money on her Austin retail spots:  https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/24/teen-mom-farrah-abraham-sued-stores-miss-rent-austin/

[Jennifersdc]

 Color me surprised! As an unfortunate commercial RE expert - I knew there was no way she had three year or less leases on those spaces. From what I could tell they were in actually pretty nice strip malls (much nicer than Orchids of Asia - bad Robert Kraft joke). 

Yes Farrah - if you personally guaranteed those leases you’re on the hook for them. Of course being Farrah - she assumed they’d be a huge success cause of her being the “best known female celebrity in the nation”. And given she had no retail track record (except taking it up the ass on a porn video) - I’m not surprised the Landlord wouldn’t accept whatever LLC she (or equally clueless Simon) formed as credit.

My guess is that she won’t show up to court (got no real feasible case and would have to pay for lawyer). She’ll have a default? (actual lawyers chime in?) judgement that she never intends to pay. If she’s smart she’ll negotiate something with the Landlord beforehand - but she’s not. And I suspect broke for her “lifestyle” or getting there.

#SaveCupcake

Edited February 25, 2019 by Jennifersdc
Edited to add - I can probably provide about $10 if needed. If she puts out another album I’m still buying it.

[druzy]

Michael's response to the lawsuit against Farrah for defaulting on her commercial leases

Edited February 25, 2019 by druzy

[druzy]