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On December 4, 2016 at 2:00 PM, StatisticalOutlier said:

Actually, that whole show is ridiculous--if Maci had to switch parents with someone on the show, she'd "take two moms--April and Kim."  WTF??  Then again, she said her spirit animal is "a very well-raised pit bull"; I can see that person wanting April as a mother.  I guess.

Maci knows April has booze.

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On December 5, 2016 at 3:11 PM, GreatKazu said:

Notice it is part of the TMOG season, not a separate show. 

This crapfest is in my DVR , I suppose I'll crack and watch it for Lulz and to enjoy the comments here .  The comments their fans write on IG are hilarious ... ' you guys are an inspiration'...' You're such great parents' .... WHAT?  They do nothing ALL DAY , Nova walks around barely interacted or played with - how old is she ? Shouldn't she be babbling words? The dogs can't teach her words or read books to her C & T !!!

I did enjoy that there were no comments on Caits IG  'your husband is so cute' etc - Tyler is chunking up on the Catelynn diet , he better check himself . 

Lately, Tyler stares at Catelynn like he is just disgusted by her and wants out 

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13 hours ago, DNR said:

Lately, Tyler stares at Catelynn like he is just disgusted by her and wants out 

I suspect that he thought "his passion project" might give him the chance to make a break.  Then along comes Catelynn, making it clear that the show is, in fact, "OUR passion project."

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On Twitter, at least, Tyler, although annoying with the word "passion" project, is acting a whole lot more mature than Cate. She's still tweeting nonsense about Teen Mom crap, while he is promoting his project. She needs to pick one or the other because she comes across like a child.

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15 hours ago, DNR said:

Lately, Tyler stares at Catelynn like he is just disgusted by her and wants out 

 I agree 100%.  Clearly I don't know these kids or anything about their lives other than what I see on TV, but I'd be willing to bet that Tyler isn't long in that relationship.   He'll stay for a while longer but will soon be on his way.   While sitting on that blanket for Carly's "birthday" they just seem SO mismatched.  Not that Tyler is a prize, but Catelynn just looks so much older, sloppy, and trashy compared to Tyler sitting there all coiffed.

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I actually thought Tyler was decent on the reunion episode. Catelynn biting her nails, wearing no bras, chowing down during heartfelt talks, and squirming around during the reunion - so obvious and infuriating.  I couldn't get into the story because she was so distracting. Tyler's hair is fucked up, but he at least gave it a real try. Now he just needs grammar lessons and a haircut and maybe he can sub for Max with Nev. 

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OMG! Did Catelynn not look at the name "Porkwood" and thought it really was Amber? She must've been on Twitter drunk and thought it was really Amber asking a legit question. How embarrassing if that was the case and I bet the real Amber is PISSED at Catelynn for being so careless on twitter.

Actually, Amber can't be mad at Catelyn because it was from Dec 10th and "the past was the past."

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41 minutes ago, druzy said:

Sorry if someone already posted this. Someone has a fake Amber account and this is what transpired. Cate eventually deleted the tweet.

 

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Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Cate, you are a drunk and buzzed orangutan.

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44 minutes ago, AirQuotes said:

Whoever said Catelynn looks like the mucinex commercial booger creature totally nailed it!

Right on. The one difference is that the booger has a brain and Catelynn has a booger for a brain.

 

Thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server! ;)

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4 hours ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Right on. The one difference is that the booger has a brain and Catelynn has a booger for a brain.

 

Thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server! ;)

And given her penchant for eating things that her body produces, I have no doubt she has a stomach full of boogers as well.  Dammit, why do I do this to myself? Now, I am nauseous!

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7 hours ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Right on. The one difference is that the booger has a brain and Catelynn has a booger for a brain.

Thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server! ;)

Hahaha

3 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

And given her penchant for eating things that her body produces, I have no doubt she has a stomach full of boogers as well.  Dammit, why do I do this to myself? Now, I am nauseous!

Ewww and lol

A stomach full of snot, boogers from her eyes, cuticles, nails, skin, zits, scabs, alcohol, nicotine, weed,  quesadillas and a pound of sour cream.

Do you think with her Weight Watchers diet she counts a booger as 5 points? A scab is 2 points? Cuticles are 3 points, but if she then chews on skin that makes it 7 points.

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These idiots and their cryptic messages. Kail from TM 2 loves to do them too. Maybe it's animal control coming after their dogs, no wait that's Ambien and Gnat who have all the critters. Gosh, I may not be able to sleep wondering.....

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13 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Girl bye. Shes right though, the only that's going to break is Tyler's back from her hefty ass flopping on him.

lol

And that would be the only way to ensure his chubby ass stays with her because he won't be able to walk away. 

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On ‎12‎/‎16‎/‎2016 at 10:04 PM, GreatKazu said:

Hahaha

Ewww and lol

A stomach full of snot, boogers from her eyes, cuticles, nails, skin, zits, scabs, alcohol, nicotine, weed,  quesadillas and a pound of sour cream.

Do you think with her Weight Watchers diet she counts a booger as 5 points? A scab is 2 points? Cuticles are 3 points, but if she then chews on skin that makes it 7 points.

OMGGGG Kazu! LMFAO!! I have bronchitis and have been puking because I've been coughing so hard. I haven't been on here for days and this is the first thing I see! I am now laughing so freaking hard I'm coughing up intestines. Thanks!!!

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18 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

lol

And that would be the only way to ensure his chubby ass stays with her because he won't be able to walk away. 

Would give him a convenient excuse for never putting out for her though.

 

He just better remember to lock the door when he's jerking off to Backdoor Teen Mom.

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5 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

I'm sure the scene of Nathan alone in the hot tub is burned into Tyler's plasma tv. 

It certainly burned my retinas when I saw it. But for a totally different reason. I'd rather look at crazy-eyed Rhiine, even though HE looks like he's been Lucilled. 

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10 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

It certainly burned my retinas when I saw it. But for a totally different reason. I'd rather look at crazy-eyed Rhiine, even though HE looks like he's been Lucilled. 

Sad that Crazy Eyes is still the hottest of this bunch. Talk about low standards. Not that looks are everything, but...

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55 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

It certainly burned my retinas when I saw it. But for a totally different reason. I'd rather look at crazy-eyed Rhiine, even though HE looks like he's been Lucilled. 

Thanks for reminding me that there wasn't a new episode of the walking dead to watch. ?

Have to wait until February... bah humbug 

Is it wrong that I find NEAGAN incredibly attractive? My gawd. Even my husband has a man crush 

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4 hours ago, Tatum said:

Would give him a convenient excuse for never putting out for her though.

 

He just better remember to lock the door when he's jerking off to Backdoor Teen Mom.

In regards to to that tweet that was posted, I am sure Cate walking in on Tyler rubbing one out to Farrah's  porn would definitely break her. Lol 

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1 hour ago, Calm81 said:

 

Is it wrong that I find NEAGAN incredibly attractive? My gawd. Even my husband has a man crush 

If loving that psychotic, bat swinging, stubble growing, wise-cracking, chatterbox is wrong then I don't want to be right. 

My husband also has a man crush on him. Him and Jesus. 

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Re-watching the episode where Cate looks at a horse. (And not Tyler.) Am I the only one who laughs when she tells the farmer that she has 2 acres and can bring her horse there? I mean, I realize that 2 acres is big for a YARD and is sizable for those who live in the city, or even a subdivision, but it's not actual property. Our back yard is about 2 acres and it's big enough for the garden, my writing studio, my husband's workshop, and the kids and dogs to run around in. I could walk a horse around it in about 5 minutes. Barely big enough to bring it to a decent canter. Now, if we crossed the fence to the actual farm...there, we have around 50 acres. Plus, it's geographically diverse so there are fields to ride through, a little forest to walk through, hills to fly down, etc. 

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3 hours ago, Tatum said:

Would give him a convenient excuse for never putting out for her though.

 

He just better remember to lock the door when he's jerking off to Backdoor Teen Mom.

 

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Or WEEKEND AT COREY'S...

LMAO you guys are the best!

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On 12/17/2016 at 1:04 AM, GreatKazu said:

Hahaha

Ewww and lol

A stomach full of snot, boogers from her eyes, cuticles, nails, skin, zits, scabs, alcohol, nicotine, weed,  quesadillas and a pound of sour cream.

Do you think with her Weight Watchers diet she counts a booger as 5 points? A scab is 2 points? Cuticles are 3 points, but if she then chews on skin that makes it 7 points.

LOL... I do not get grossed out easily, I'm a nurse, I see stuff like this before breakfast, but for some reason this turned my stomach... congrats!

21 hours ago, lexiexx said:

I can't believe Tyler is even allowing cate to tweet these days.  

He probably likes that she is going off the rails publically, so when he does leave her he can feel justified that it's all documented.

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Catelynn is a hot fking mess!  She needs to lose weight, take a bath and wash her hair...Get a haircut and buy some decent clothes.  I believe Tyler has an affection for her from growing up together but he is with her for one reason only....The MTV Gravy Train!  How can she not see that!

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8 minutes ago, Caracoa1 said:

Catelynn is a hot fking mess!  She needs to lose weight, take a bath and wash her hair...Get a haircut and buy some decent clothes.  I believe Tyler has an affection for her from growing up together but he is with her for one reason only....The MTV Gravy Train!  How can she not see that!

Hopefully, someone buys her some bras for Xmas. I can only imagine what her underwear must be like.

16 hours ago, leighroda said:

LOL... I do not get grossed out easily, I'm a nurse, I see stuff like this before breakfast, but for some reason this turned my stomach... congrats!

He probably likes that she is going off the rails publically, so when he does leave her he can feel justified that it's all documented.

Thanks. :-)

This is why I wish this show would end because I want to see what happens when reality hits all of these assholes. I know the kids are the real victims in all of this and I feel bad for them because anything that happens to their parents, affects them. But, Nova is certainly not getting the best of her parents as it is. They neglect her and leave her to fend for herself. When Tyler leaves Cate, and I hope it happens in the near future, I want him to tell her "Who cares?" when she asks him why he is leaving. Just like when she said, "Who cares?" when Tyler asked her where was Nova.

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19 hours ago, Calm81 said:

 

Is it wrong that I find NEAGAN incredibly attractive? My gawd. Even my husband has a man crush 

OMG, me too, and I never found JDM remotely attractive before.

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I'm having a difficult time agreeing with everyone about Tyler's feelings towards Cate. Maybe I just don't read people well, but I actually think he genuinely does love her and that they just aren't lovey Dovey on camera. Cate said on the "100 things you didn't know" special that they refuse to share their sex life on camera, so maybe that is why we think Tyler has no interest in Cate or that they're more like friends than lovers on screen.

I guess I'm just being optimistic and hopeful for Nova's sake, because, Cate, If I were you I would bathe, dress up, and always wanting to look sexy for my husband, especially in your 20s.

I'm in my early 30s and a mom of three and still have the time and energy (full-time job plus full-time mother) to wear a good bra and look nice for my hubby with a healthy home cooked meal waiting for him. TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOOK or else Ty will be looking elsewhere.

I use to like the girl but damn she irks the heck out of me lately with her bitchy attitude, careless parenting, laziness, and "who cares" mentality. They really did give this girl the "good girl edit" because this girl is nutso and using mental issues as an excuse for bad behavior. I'm sure Tyler is BEYOND annoyed every time she says "I just feel like my mental issues are screwing everything up..."as an excuse for everything.

 

Scratch everything I said above about Ty wanting Cate for more than MTV money, I don't see any reasons to want to stay married aside from Nova and MTV money. Pfft! 

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32 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

I use to like the girl but damn she irks the heck out of me lately with her bitchy attitude, careless parenting, laziness, and "who cares" mentality. They really did give this girl the "good girl edit" because this girl is nutso and using mental issues as an excuse for bad behavior. I'm sure Tyler is BEYOND annoyed every time she says "I just feel like my mental issues are screwing everything up..."as an excuse for everything.

I find that VERY manipulative on Catelynn's part when she says things like, "My mental issues are screwing everything up."  She is super passive-agressive in general.  If I were Tyler, I'd be sick of her, too.  

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5 hours ago, Tatum said:

OMG, me too, and I never found JDM remotely attractive before.

 Me too. I know for me, it's something about what I like to call "the Negan lean" that he does. 

1 hour ago, Calm81 said:

I'm having a difficult time agreeing with everyone about Tyler's feelings towards Cate. Maybe I just don't read people well, but I actually think he genuinely does love her and that they just aren't lovey Dovey on camera. Cate said on the "100 things you didn't know" special that they refuse to share their sex life on camera, so maybe that is why we think Tyler has no interest in Cate or that they're more like friends than lovers on screen.

I guess I'm just being optimistic and hopeful for Nova's sake, because, Cate, If I were you I would bathe, dress up, and always wanting to look sexy for my husband, especially in your 20s.

I'm in my early 30s and a mom of three and still have the time and energy (full-time job plus full-time mother) to wear a good bra and look nice for my hubby with a healthy home cooked meal waiting for him. TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOOK or else Ty will be looking elsewhere.

I use to like the girl but damn she irks the heck out of me lately with her bitchy attitude, careless parenting, laziness, and "who cares" mentality. They really did give this girl the "good girl edit" because this girl is nutso and using mental issues as an excuse for bad behavior. I'm sure Tyler is BEYOND annoyed every time she says "I just feel like my mental issues are screwing everything up..."as an excuse for everything.

 

Scratch everything I said above about Ty wanting Cate for more than MTV money, I don't see any reasons to want to stay married aside from Nova and MTV money. Pfft! 

Would it be mean of me to say they don't share their sex life because they probably barely have one  especially when Cate was "depressed".

Now, I've always wondered if Tyler has has ever tried to look elsewhere or even cheated on her. I assumed he is afraid of getting caught and "ruining their brand "as they say. Also, I guess he never really has the opportunity because she is always up his ass when she isn't glued to the bed or the couch.

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2 hours ago, Marisagf said:

I find that VERY manipulative on Catelynn's part when she says things like, "My mental issues are screwing everything up."  She is super passive-agressive in general.  If I were Tyler, I'd be sick of her, too.  

Reminds me of the addicts who blame their problems on the alcohol or the drugs.

 

1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

 Me too. I know for me, it's something about what I like to call "the Negan lean" that he does. 

Would it be mean of me to say they don't share their sex life because they probably barely have one  especially when Cate was "depressed".

Now, I've always wondered if Tyler has has ever tried to look elsewhere or even cheated on her. I assumed he is afraid of getting caught and "ruining their brand "as they say. Also, I guess he never really has the opportunity because she is always up his ass when she isn't glued to the bed or the couch.

Tyler, at the very least, must have considered life without Cate. He tried many times to cut her out of his life with the many broken engagements. I am sure if he did experiment with anyone else, he isn't going to ever let Cate know, especially after the way he got on her behind for cheating on him with that boy in Florida years ago.

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I totally get not wanting to share your sex life on camera but they look like they are not even the least bit attracted to each other in any of their interactions.  When Cate is clinging to Tyler like a barnacle, Tyler looks like he is suffocating.  They just don't look like a couple who are sexually attracted to each other.  Besides Farrah, do the others really share their sex lives?  I can't really recall any of the girls talking about how often they get laid or what positions they like etc.

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5 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

 Me too. I know for me, it's something about what I like to call "the Negan lean" that he does. 

 

He's a mean, leaning, Negan machine. And until Rick finds his balls again, Negan is totally hotter to me. 

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