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On September 7, 2016 at 6:21 PM, ginger90 said:

There are jobs out there for felons. Amber doesn't want a job. She and Matt should be out there busting their butts.

I wish they would show more of Christina and Gary.

There is employment after , a relative on the in-laws ( or in this case Outlaw) side was involved a felonious act and went to the big house for 5 years . Since being released she's gainfully employed , owns a home - doing well. Dumb mistake and she paid heavily for it. Amber has NO drive or ambition , sitting in the couch in front of MTV cameras is her job. Amber is lazy. 

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I doubt that Amber has any idea how much work is involved in setting up and running a successful business. This is the woman who is so lazy that she sleeps until 11am even when Leah is over, and complains about the effort of having to drive 45 minutes to see her once a week, so I doubt she could muster up enough effort be a successful business owner.

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Just now, Brooklynista said:

She needs to lock Matt down there as well then because he looks grimy as fuck!

Matt, unlike the dogs, deserves to live out his days in that manner. I am only half kidding. 

I don't even think Amber wants Leah to be hanging out in the living room with her. Did you guys catch that Leah has a TV in her bedroom? They want that lively little girl to be as sedated as possible during her visits. If it were socially acceptable, Leah would be in the basement with the dogs. 

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12 minutes ago, evilmindatwork said:

I don't even think Amber wants Leah to be hanging out in the living room with her. Did you guys catch that Leah has a TV in her bedroom? They want that lively little girl to be as sedated as possible during her visits. If it were socially acceptable, Leah would be in the basement with the dogs. 

They set the new tv up with Netflix so that she never leaves the room and bothers them.  Remember that time she had the nerve to ask for breakfast around 10:00am while Amber was still sleeping.

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33 minutes ago, evilmindatwork said:

Matt, unlike the dogs, deserves to live out his days in that manner. I am only half kidding. 

I don't even think Amber wants Leah to be hanging out in the living room with her. Did you guys catch that Leah has a TV in her bedroom? They want that lively little girl to be as sedated as possible during her visits. If it were socially acceptable, Leah would be in the basement with the dogs. 

It seems to be all the rage.  Dad of the year Tyler keeps Nova corralled with his dogs. Seems dogs are the new Au Pairs.

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On 9/20/2016 at 6:19 PM, Katt said:

I think it was Chelsea. But she isn't having the cameras there. Out of Maci and Amber, it was Amber.

Is there something  about the filming, that 3 of these women wanted October weddings? It's so odd to me. Don't get me wrong,  I love fall.  It's my favorite time of the year.  I just wonder how it's connected to the show somehow? 

 

I think Amber wanted a white couch after MTV made fun of her brown couches over the years lol. 

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12 minutes ago, imjagain said:

Is there something  about the filming, that 3 of these women wanted October weddings? It's so odd to me. Don't get me wrong,  I love fall.  It's my favorite time of the year.  I just wonder how it's connected to the show somehow? 

 

I think Amber wanted a white couch after MTV made fun of her brown couches over the years lol. 

Fear not MTV.  That couch will be doodoo brown in no time.

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21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

So Amber wants to open a boutique but has no idea what merchandise she'd stock.....oh Amber 

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/778694695304126464?p=v

Ha!  That is good. 

I want a boutique,  but I'm so boring and have no interests,  I have no idea what my product will be. 

She should open a nail salon,  it's  the only thing she gets off the couch for. 

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Amber who's never seen cooking , cleaning her house, or doing anything productive..... spends her time laying on her couch, bragging about all the prescription meds she takes, always has the time & energy to go out & eat with that Thug..... who when she was tooling around the country in a big-ass bus on her "Book Tour," said it didn't matter that by taking Leah on the tour with her, her daughter would miss weeks of school, because it was just kindergarten....who when hospitalized forgot to call her child to explain why she had to miss a scheduled visit.  Amber's behavior proves the act of giving birth, doesn't make a woman a mother. 

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44 minutes ago, imjagain said:

Is there something  about the filming, that 3 of these women wanted October weddings? It's so odd to me. Don't get me wrong,  I love fall.  It's my favorite time of the year.  I just wonder how it's connected to the show somehow? 

October weddings are cheaper.  If MTV is footing the bill, they don't want June/Summer wedding prices.

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9 hours ago, DNR said:

Imagine you work hard and excel academically , go to a great college and achieve success with a well-paying career , beautiful home in a upscale safe neighborhood .... And you walk out the front door to see Matt the Grifter is your new neighbor???!!!!!

 

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I'm sure the prosecuting attorney that lives across the street is thrilled to have them as new neighbors. Matt even said they would keep him in business.

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23 hours ago, honeydo7 said:

Amber who's never seen cooking , cleaning her house, or doing anything productive..... spends her time laying on her couch, bragging about all the prescription meds she takes, always has the time & energy to go out & eat with that Thug..... who when she was tooling around the country in a big-ass bus on her "Book Tour," said it didn't matter that by taking Leah on the tour with her, her daughter would miss weeks of school, because it was just kindergarten....who when hospitalized forgot to call her child to explain why she had to miss a scheduled visit.  Amber's behavior proves the act of giving birth, doesn't make a woman a mother. 

And poor little "You-mean-everything-to-me-directed-at-Kristina" Leah already knows this about the egg donor.  Because of this, I'm happy that this sweet girl has the stability and some kind of family dynamics at home with Gary.

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4 minutes ago, RamonaSenomar said:

And poor little "You-mean-everything-to-me-directed-at-Kristina" Leah already knows this about the egg donor.  Because of this, I'm happy that this sweet girl has the stability and some kind of family dynamics at home with Gary.

when she said that, I thought "ouch, Amber, that's gotta hurt!"  not that she doesn't deserve it.

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1 hour ago, DNR said:

I'm sure there are.  My comment is referring to residents who aren't - the property values just went down on that street ? Matt's a low life 

Property values won't go down because of Matt's house.  HE earned that house.  It's going to be the nicest house on the street.  Do you know how many Nicholas Sparks' movies he has sat through over 25 years?  How many times he had to perform cunnilingus when he wasn't into it?  How many identities and intricate backgrounds he had to create and then remember?  How many pregnancies he had to pretend to care about?  Backrubs, massages, breakfasts in bed.  This is HIS house.  HE earned it and HE will take care of it.  Two decades of grifting and preying on dumb women is just finally starting to pay off for him.  Matt will know every single blade of grass on his lawn.  He'll pull weeds.  Lay mulch.  All that jazz.

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On 9/22/2016 at 1:02 PM, ginger90 said:

I think there may be other grifters in the neighborhood.  Upper class homes don't mean wonderful people.

Yeah, I grew up in one of "those" super-fancy neighborhoods and white collar crime was rampant. One doctor got arrested for running a child porn ring. You can't tell morals from wealth. 

To get to that level of rich, you *might* have worked hard after your many years of education...but in my experience, there are a lot of day traders and scammy "entrepreneurs" there too. I think Amber/Matt might fit in more than she thinks. 

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20 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Amber's "boutique" is going to start online. So, no store. Considering she just posted the other day that she didn't know what she would be selling, I would imagine it's a work in progress. 

Smartest way about starting the boutique (i.e. - online store vs. brick-and-mortar version).  I'll give her that.

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Amber got the idea to "flip houses" from Farrah and Simon. She doesn't need an actual storefront for her "boutique," just some products that can be dropped shipped to real customers, and a tax ID that can be used to purchase "products" and "supplies" while making sure to pay taxes on all the "sales" of her items. I wondered back when she said she was going to be flipping houses if she would go to this length. 

There is something about Amber that I always rooted for. Back on 16 and Pregnant, she was often fun and happy, and she and Gary weren't trying to antagonize each other constantly. Going to jel because she couldn't get clean made me think she may be working her way back to that girl. After getting with Matt, there is no way that will happen. He needs her to stay sick. She had no business being around Leah when she was using, and now that she is sober, it is perfectly clear that she doesn't want to be around her. That girl I rooted for no longer exists, and that's unfortunate, because that girl was fun. 

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Maybe just click bait, but perhaps Ambie is actually going to do something about that smelly leech that has attached itself to her:

Amber Portwood hints at a split from Matthew Baier on Twitter:

http://us.blastingnews.com/showbiz-tv/2016/09/teen-mom-og-amber-portwood-hints-at-a-split-from-matthew-baier-on-twitter-001145297.html

17 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Maybe just click bait, but perhaps Ambie is actually going to do something about that smelly leech that has attached itself to her:

Amber Portwood hints at a split from Matthew Baier on Twitter:

http://us.blastingnews.com/showbiz-tv/2016/09/teen-mom-og-amber-portwood-hints-at-a-split-from-matthew-baier-on-twitter-001145297.html

I am guessing Amber has decided to marry that bastard. I don't think she will ever leave him. He will make sure of that! Amber wouldn't dare to tweet any hints that she was leaving that scum because then it means she was wrong about him and if there is one thing Amber doesn't do when it comes to Matt, is admit she was wrong about him.

 

If I read Amber's Twitter correctly, she posted "I will fight to be the mother I deserve to be."

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On September 24, 2016 at 8:15 PM, NikSac said:

But it did sound like it would sell clothing, she just wasn't sure what type yet. That's probably one of the tougher things to sell online where people can't try before they buy. There is that advantage of being able to work from the couch, though.

Matt will package the orders and run them to the post office.  Amber certainly can't be arsed to drive or stand in line.

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