Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[CofCinci]

This baby won’t get fed or changed.  Look at how quickly the house was destroyed by dog urine!  

[mamadrama]

On 11/22/2017 at 2:16 PM, GreatKazu said:

Surreal Life and the Real World. Those were the days. 

I still laugh thinking about Vern Troyer peeing while drunk in the hallway while Da Brat is looking on and telling him, "That ain't the bathroom, baby." lol Good times. 

*checking to see if Surreal Life is available on DVD* 

I just finished watching all the seasons on a Roku app. I still love that show. Christopher Knight was yummy.

[druzy]

I hope he is the passenger.

[mamadrama]

New season hasn't even started yet and I am already obsessed with NewMatt. I want to know his deal.

[Calm81]

Ruh-roh! What’s going on with Matt? He’s deleting his Snapchat.

[TexasGal]

Waterproof mascara Amber, look into it.  I’m sort of amazed by the huge mascara tear trails.  I don’t wear waterproof mascara and I’ve never had trails like that.  Just raccoon tear eyes.

[ghoulina]

It's like as soon as she starts crying, oil begins streaming down her face. Maybe she's really a Buick with a bad leak? 

 

Also, FIX YA ROOTS!!!!

[lampwick]

On 11/1/2017 at 8:11 PM, toodywoody said:

why do these dumb mother fuckers keep having kids with fucking losers. David, Luis, Devoid, Chris, and why get pregnant by someone you barely know. I swear they need to fucking rename the damn show Used to be a Teen Mom and I haven't learned a fucking thing besides how to get loser men and get pregnant by them. 

But Amber takes the cake, she doesn't even take care of her fucking dogs, what is she going to do with a baby and there goes all that non plastic surgery. 

I swear they are all morons. And I worry about this kid

Preach.  Remember on Ask the Moms when she said that marriage is the most important decision ever, that it was such a big deal and doesn't want to take it lightly?  Newsflash:  the most important decision in life is bringing a child into the world.  Mind boggling!  

[ginger90]

Unless she's doing it elsewhere, Amber remained quiet after the new episode. This tweet was it, although I imagine there had to be comments that went poof!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/935343260268187654?p=v

[druzy]

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

Who the actual fuck would marry Matt and why? He’s not cute, he has a football team’s worth of kids, he has no money. I don’t get it. 

[druzy]

[druzy]

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Oh to be a fly on the wall at Amber's right now.....

NewMatt better watch it. I hope they don't have stairs cause Amber's anger is gonna rear its ugly head and he's the closest person around. 

I'm assuming this was some kind of plan in Matt's head to get Amber's attention or he was drunk as sh*t and hey, it's Vegas....let's get married! Or he was getting evicted and needed a place to stay....so he conned this woman. Maybe she has kids and her custody agreement says she can't have overnight visitors who aren't her husband or family member (I've seen several people jump into 2nd marriages for that reason). 

Edited November 29, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[CofCinci]

Is Andrew in Malibu getting high and doodling while pregnant, unstable Amber is in Indiana learning the news of Matt’s nuptials?!  Oh, this is going to make for some good tv. 

[druzy]

[druzy]

From E-Online

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As Matt revealed to us, he met Jennifer (who has two daughters of her own) in a restaurant when he returned to Las Vegas following the breakup. They've been together approximately six months, and in his words, "She's not a public figure. So we kept our relationship private."

Matt said he never actually popped the question, and their decision to become husband and wife "just kind of came up." 

He explained, "It was one of those situations where it just kind of felt like the right thing. We really get each other. We both have overcome a lot of stuff. It felt like the right thing to do. It just kind of happened that way."

In August, Matt expressed hope that he and Amber might one day work out their issues.

He shared with E! News at the time, "I'll hold out hope for a reconciliation. But if nothing else, I hope we can stay friends. We started off as best friends and that's what I miss the most from her—her friendship. To not have that is painful. When something happens, my natural instinct still is to call her and tell her everything. She was my family."

Three months later, Portwood confirmed her pregnancy. An insider revealed that her and Glennon—who she met while filming Marriage Boot Camp with Baier—are "going strong" and "excited about their future together."

Looks like all's well that ends well in this case. Congratulations to the happy couple!

[CofCinci]

Congrats to the 27th Mrs. Matthew Baier. 

[ginger90]

She’s not a public figure, so he kept it private......until someone paid him??

And she has two children? Wonderful.

[metalchik]

she's got the crazy eyes lol

[mamadrama]

Oh, Matt...

Never once have I heard someone who's using describe what they're doing as taking "drugs." There are lots of nicknames and code names but calling your substance of choice "drugs"? How very DARE of him... "Yeah, I threw out the drugs..." A real addict wouldn't say that. The pills? Maybe, if he didn't want the world to know what he was on. Seriously, though. 

And while I am on it...no way in hell was Ryan spending $10,000 a week on "drugs." Mack is delusional. She probably just wants us all to think that he was making that much money. Current street prices are actually not that high. In my area, you can buy an Oxycodone or Oxycontin for $15-20 a pill; heroin is even cheaper and easier to get. 

[radishcake]

Hey guys keep in mind that off topic chat needs to head over to Small Talk.Thanks.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Matt, the eternal hobosexual.

[teapot]

On ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 9:24 PM, TexasGal said:

Waterproof mascara Amber, look into it.  I’m sort of amazed by the huge mascara tear trails.  I don’t wear waterproof mascara and I’ve never had trails like that.  Just raccoon tear eyes.

Maybe she's trying to be the new Lauren Conrad?  That's still a GIF even after all of these years!  *Lauren cradles her baby and checks her million-dollar sales at Kohl's while giving me the side-eye*

Also, did anyone laugh at Gary's turn of phrase when he said they couldn't be sure when Matt was "on the pill"?  LMAO, if only it were that easy...

[Birdee]

 How low does one's self-esteem have to be to decide Matt is the half that makes you whole? I actually can't decide if I feel sorry for her or if I hope she's just as big of a POS as he is, somehow loses her kids, and then the newlyweds can live creepily everafter and stop reproducing. 

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I announced this news to my class because I couldn't handle it alone. A couple of them cared! Hahaha I'm a terrible professor... don't RMP me!

[ghoulina]

6 hours ago, metalchik said:

she's got the crazy eyes lol

She really does. She reminds me strongly of someone and I can't figure out who it is. 

[Tatum]

14 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

She really does. She reminds me strongly of someone and I can't figure out who it is. 

I think in the purple jacket, she looks like an exact hybrid of a 16 year old Leah Messer and 16 year old Jenelle.

[heatherchandler]

56 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

She really does. She reminds me strongly of someone and I can't figure out who it is. 

She looks so familiar to me!  I cannot figure out why.

[MissMel]

She looks a lot like Casey Anthony to me.  

[JocelynCavanaugh]

The top-right photo has a hint of Caitlyn Jenner...

[Calm81]

Okay, in that one interview post up thread said that Matt and Mrs. Blooming Onion have been together for “approximately 6 months” but another link above says back in august Matt was hoping for a reconciliation with Amber. ?

Either Amber’s bad recollection of dates rubbed off on Matt or it was MATT confusing Amber about how long they were together. Either way, saying you want to reconcile with someone while you’re dating someone is an early red flag for this new chic if the plethora of other red flags weren’t enough.

6 months would bring their first date around “approximately” June, which means he was dating her BEFORE Amber broke up with him in August.

Crumb dumpster is doing what Z list celebrities do best, score Outback Steakhouse waitresses' (no disrespect to employees of Outback as I have family that works there, I meant it as a snark towards Matt’s “we’re uppa class” comment as his new wife’s checks are 99% smaller than Ambers).

I guess the excitement for waiting on your BAE’s employee direct deposit has lost its flare now that MTV isn’t attached to it.

Lemme guess, he’s going to let this mother of two be the breadwinner? I don’t see him getting a job. I only feel bad for this woman’s children, she’s the fool that is allowing her children to be exposed to a well-known conman. At least with Amber, she was under the impression Matt was what he said he was...a recovering addict wanting a fresh staaaaht without judgement which is what they had in common.

So Amber’s knocked up by NewMatt and Matt married Mrs. Blooming Onion...life is great all around...I bet Gary ( I hope anyways) is staring at his wife thanking his lucky stars that she is a great wife, mother and homemaker. He dodged a bullet marrying Amber. 

ETA: I really hope that Matt is no longer receiving checks from MTV. Any sleuths on here know anything?? I want him to go back to lower class, no scarf wearing, and driving a 2003 used Toyota for all of that BS he pulled when going into furniture stores declaring “We’ll take it all!!!”

Edited November 30, 2017 by Calm81

[ginger90]

I always hope that Gary and Christina are the good people we see. 

[galaxychaser]

How many kids does Matt have?

[Snarky McSnarky]

Unemployed, well known scammer Matt actually found someone else to marry him?  Can't go on.  Must. Drink. Poison.

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

How many kids does Matt have?

We're still waiting for modern math to catch up in order to compute this. 

[MaggieG]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

We're still waiting for modern math to catch up in order to compute this. 

HAHAHHAHA! I've said before and I'll say it again, the best part of watching these TM shitshows is coming here and snarking with you guys :)

[Cherry Cola]

48 minutes ago, MaggieG said:

HAHAHHAHA! I've said before and I'll say it again, the best part of watching these TM shitshows is coming here and snarking with you guys :)

So true!!! When I watch an episode, I can't wait to read the comments.  

[druzy]

[druzy]

Matt's wife is selling stories to Radar:

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Matt Baier got married only months after splitting from Amber Portwood, but his new wife doesn’t believe they tied the knot too soon. In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, the Teen Mom OGstar’s wife Jennifer Conlon is telling all on their whirlwind romance.

“When you meet somebody and you have a connection, you know it in your heart,” Conlon, 35, told Radar. “It’s not something you question. It felt right to us. Getting married is something we wanted. We decided it was time, so he asked me to marry him.”

The couple met at a restaurant soon after Baier moved to Las Vegas in July.

Although Conlon admitted that she didn’t watch Baier on Teen Mom OG, she insisted he is not the man portrayed on the show.

“Matt is a wonderful man,” she said. “What people think of him and how he’s portrayed, that’s not the man he truly is. He is everything and more. He’s generous and loving. It’s unfortunate that people think differently. Matt is a good man, yet he gets attacked in a way I don’t understand. That’s not the person in front of me. His actions don’t show that.”

Although Baier has been involved in scandals over the years from having at least nine children with seven different women to cheating accusations, Conlon insisted she isn’t going to let the allegations ruin their marriage.

“His past has nothing to do with the relationship,” she said. “The life we have now is what we have now. Matt is a wonderful partner, friend and someone who listens. I take a person for who they are today and what they do now.”

Conlon, who is mother to two daughters, said Baier is “extremely active” in her children’s lives. She is looking forward to blending their family and having a “strong unit” with an upcoming family vacation.

“He’s my best friend,” she said, “He loves me for me. We look forward to having a beautiful life together. My life led to finding my soul mate.”

The couple got married in Las Vegas on November 27. The Ashley’s Reality Roundup was the first to report on the marriage.

As for Portwood, she is expecting a baby with new boyfriend Andrew Glennon.

[Marley]

 Omg what a total idiot. I just can’t with this woman. Of course he seems like a good guy now that’s cause he was conning. He locked it down quickly because I’m sure she owns a house or something there and now he’s got a place to stay. How can some ppl be such idiots it’s embarrassing lol.

[ginger90]

So he has an extremely active role in HER children’s lives. How special.

”It’s not something you question”...... ?

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 11/27/2017 at 6:24 PM, TexasGal said:

Waterproof mascara Amber, look into it.  I’m sort of amazed by the huge mascara tear trails.  I don’t wear waterproof mascara and I’ve never had trails like that.  Just raccoon tear eyes.

She even sells waterproof mascara on Forever Haute.  Either it doesn't work or she isn't using her own makeup products.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I really hope that the new Mrs. Matt is a conwoman herself and Matt just has some of Amber's TM money left that she's trying to get her hands on.....only cause I'd love for the tables to be turned on this conman slug.

However, I know that's extremely unlikely. Ugh. 

 

So did news of the marriage break while Amber's new soul mate was in California without her? Was she at home alone in Indiana when this news broke? I can't decide if that's better or worse. 

[ghoulina]

I see Mrs. Matt Baier 658494 is spewing the same BS Amber was in the beginning. "He's great, his past has nothing to do with us". Until it does, honey. Until it does. 

[heatherchandler]

On 11/29/2017 at 3:58 PM, Calm81 said:

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Either Amber’s bad recollection of dates rubbed off on Matt or it was MATT confusing Amber about how long they were together. Either way, saying you want to reconcile with someone while you’re dating someone is an early red flag for this new chic if the plethora of other red flags weren’t enough.

 

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All of Matt's flags are red!  

[StatisticalOutlier]

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Although Conlon admitted that she didn’t watch Baier on Teen Mom OG, she insisted he is not the man portrayed on the show.

If she didn't watch him on the show, then how does she know he's not like how he was portrayed on the show? 

 

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“His past has nothing to do with the relationship,” she said. “The life we have now is what we have now. Matt is a wonderful partner, friend and someone who listens. I take a person for who they are today and what they do now.”

I assume she means that literally.  Like today, period, with no thought of tomorrow, and definitely no consideration of yesterday.  Because with nine extant kids and who knows how many relationships, there have been many todays that turned into tomorrows that were just like previous tomorrows, all of them made possible by not thinking about the past.

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

So he has an extremely active role in HER children’s lives. How special.

”It’s not something you question”...... ?

Reads like a comment Jenelle has spewed about Nathan. And David. 

[Ladystardust]

His past has nothing to do with their relationship? When your past involves nine fucking children with seven women, it might, you know, pop up every once in a while. 

[poopchute]

14 hours ago, druzy said:

Getting married is something we wanted. We decided it was time, so he asked me to marry him.”

Ok I totally get that you can know you want to marry someone after dating them 6 months. But that doesn’t mean you have to actually go do it right then. Why??? There is no way this woman is remotely normal. I’m picturing a convo on one of their first dates:

 

”So, what do you do for work?”

”Well I don’t work but I just wrote a book!”

”Oh wow a published author, that is so cool! What is the title of your book let me google it?”

What sane person could then see a book cover of a nude man giving the finger and think hmmm yes I am not going to continue this date but I am going to marry this man.