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[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Azubah said:

Why does she think the bouquet is funny? It's perfectly nice.

Because she’s a frozen faced fish

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guess Jasmin forgot to pack the wedding bike shorts.

Well, she didn't know this wedding was going to be such a big to do....

[greekmom]

Who was the chick with the blue hair?

[Mr. Miner]

I will ruin our dreams and not support you because I don’t want to work.

[Tuneful]

Mannequin forgot to put her dress on over the slip. 

I guess a slip is supposed to show a fabulous body and that's not what I'm seeing on the teevee. Very average. 

The guests all look sour. 

 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

"You may kiss the beard. "

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guess Jasmin forgot to pack the wedding bike shorts.

She’s saving them for the wedding night. 

[LilaFowler]

For sure a green card marriage. Sad!

[Frozendiva]

Both Jasmine and Blake need to find happiness within themselves before they find it in each other. Doomed.

[kendi]

So Blake can move back into his mama's house now that they're married

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

I'm still çok sure Anna & Morsel should not get married.

I'm equally certain that Syngin us making a ÇOK big mistake marrying Tania.

Jasmin 💯 ordered her dress from Wish

My son worked for Wish. You have to order stuff way in advance.

[RealReality]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Can we add “wedding in a local park” to the bingo card? I wonder if Jasmine will claim perpetual Ramadan at the end like Mohammed.

Her Ramadan is makeup.  "I just did my makeup" is her personal "but it's Ramadan"

[Angry Moldovan]

I do not believe that Finnish brides don’t have a bouquet 

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So she's wearing Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's dress but sure, it's not a wedding dress. God I hate her.

What's next? Before the 90 Days?

I’m sorry, but no. No comparison.

 

[RealReality]

LOL, anny is so inexplicably happy.  What the hell does she see in Robert?

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Who was the chick with the blue hair?

I wonder if it was a younger sister that travelled there with the parents, but was just never mentioned.

[charmed1]

Who is Naomi? Have we met her? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, RealReality said:

LOL, anny is so inexplicably happy.  What the hell does she see in Robert?

It’s got to be the red tuxedo 

[RealReality]

Oh anny, why didn't you invite PSG?  Didn't you hear the news that production forced her to disrespect you.

[Frozendiva]

Why a garish red suit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anny looks nice. Keep your eye on the prize, dear. That green card is the only green you’re going to see. 

Robert: I’ve been in previous relationships in the past.

We’re doomed.

[LilaFowler]

Robert's hair needs to always be braided. Looks so much better.

[SunnyBeBe]

Who said that she finally saw Blake and Jasmine have a moment....no they didn’t...they have the chemistry of ice cubes.

[DragonFlyzz]

You wish you were that cute Robert.

[iwasish]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s got to be the red tuxedo 

Or the green card. Eyes on the prize. 

[Azubah]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why a garish red suit?

Why start showing good taste now?

[RealReality]

Robert doesn't believe in divorce...just having five kids out of wedlock who he can abandon.  

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I do not believe that Finnish brides don’t have a bouquet 

They toss antlers.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

I’m sorry, but no. No comparison.

 

Obviously CBKs dress was lovely and flawlessly executed, but Jasmin acting like the minimalist slip dress for a wedding is "nontraditional" doesn't fly with me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why a garish red suit?

It's Robert. He's not impressed us so far with his impeccable taste. 

[Angry Moldovan]

4 women, 5 kids. Ding ding ding peeps we have a winner #dreamman

[Gobi]

Porn Star Granny not invited to the wedding? And to think, she got a facial for it.

Edited February 10, 2020 by Gobi

[charmed1]

Bryson is knocked out and you expect him to be in a wedding when he wakes up? Good luck, Robert.

[JennyMominFL]

Momoa!

[RealReality]

I love that Robert somehow thinks he can do better

[iwasish]

Mike change your phone number and forget crazy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This Jason Momoa ad is slaying me.

[SunnyBeBe]

Why do these people feel that the pain of being with these fiancés will dull AFTER they are married?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 

Pork Star Granny not invited to the wedding? And to think, she got a facial for it.

 

And a Brazilian wax

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Pork Star Granny not invited to the wedding? And to think, she got a facial for it.

And anal. And I’m sure if even if she wasn’t invited to the wedding, she came.

Edited February 10, 2020 by iwasish

[Leilani]

Robert's little boy looks so cute in the red jacket in the car and so does the little girl with the blurred out face.

Jasmin's parents are as lively as she is. #coldfishes

I can't stand Glen Close and how she talks like  her mouth is stuffed with cotten.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So will the season end on the high note of Have Mursel on Me and the Flighty Bumblebee getting married in the airport? What about that honeycomb altar? 

[FrancescaFiore]

Gah! How adorbs is Bryson in his lil bellhop suit??

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This Jason Momoa ad is slaying me.

Reminds me that Ben Affleck, Travolta and Danson all wear hair pieces 

[Tuneful]

He's complaining about "being bonded to Anny for life." Hello, SHE's the one to be bonded not only to you, who won't give her the lifestyle she left her country for, but your five different children by four different baby mammas. And who never smiles, at least that I've seen.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So will the season end on the high note of Have Mursel on Me and the Flighty Bumblebee getting married in the airport? What about that honeycomb altar? 

That was art! It’s a travesty, perhaps it’s in the trunk?

[kacesq]

I can only hope that Before the 90 Days delivers.  Because this season has NOT. And we were so excited by the "she's not a prostitute!" preview remember?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why am I getting local ads for the Oscars?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Reminds me that Ben Affleck, Travolta and Danson all wear hair pieces 

Reminds me of that Jen Aniston commercial where she came home and took off some wrap thing to hide her baby bump..

[FrancescaFiore]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My son worked for Wish. You have to order stuff way in advance.

She said she ordered it in Finland. but yeah you do have to order things way in advance. And about 17 sizes larger.