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[AussieBabe]

Darcey's botox hasn't settled. Her one eyebrow is raised and arched for the gods. Lady has the perma surprised look going on on one side of her face.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Jesse, she thinks you are coming to give her the grand proposal.

She is so delusional and he leads her on like a lost puppy, it is all so sad and pathetic.

[CoachWristletJen]

Save that great, storybook love, Darce.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stop, Darcy. There is no relationship and your excuses are stupid. THERE IS NO LOVE THERE.

[ECM1231]

Howdy all! Just tuning in now...Darcy all in bridal white!

[Toodleoo]

Oh God. I just realized she's wearing white because she thinks he's going to propose and she wants to look bridal.

 

*MEGACRINGE*

[Chickabiddy]

Ooh... Looks like Jesse just bought himself a brand new fancy coat for his close up break up scene. ??

[Brooklynista]

Darcy looks damn ridiculous.  

[PeaceLily2]

Her foot is CRAMMED into her Loub’s.

[Lillith]

Darcey is a train wreck, but I like her. She seems like a decent, but deeply insecure person. I wish she'd use some of that botox money for therapy and find a decent age appropriate partner. Jesse is just an annoying narcissist. 

[Rabbittron]

 why is everybody now finding out secrets about everybody

[jacksgirl]

 Giddy with excitement to see Darcey dumped.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, configdotsys said:

Darcey is wearing the "LIAR! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" coat.

Right? I've been waiting for this moment all season. 

Meanwhile, we are treated to some more riveting taxi scenes. 

[AussieBabe]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She is so delusional and he leads her on like a lost puppy, it is all so sad and pathetic.

No sadder than the sad sack that is Nicole and Azan's great love story. Darcey is so thirsty and desperate.

[Frozendiva]

Chanel bag, LV tote, Balenciaga bag.... wonder if they are fakes.

[CoachWristletJen]

Darcey looks like some weird, high class escort waiting for some dude to pick her up and take her off on a trip someplace. "Meet in the park, where my wife won't see you. I'll send my driver."

Edited October 1, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thank God for a commercial! I’m already exhausted.

[HappyDancex2]

When Darcey says "love" all I hear is "dutch penis."

[Frozendiva]

Why is this ep three hours today?

[Rabbittron]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Chanel bag, LV tote, Balenciaga bag.... wonder if they are fakes.

Of course they are

[hoosiermom]

why did she bring all that luggage for a meeting?

[hisbunkie]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Chanel bag, LV tote, Balenciaga bag.... wonder if they are fakes.

Of course they are. Have you seen where she lives? With her sister?  Please!

[Rabbittron]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is this ep three hours today?

Because counting on it's on Monday night.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is this ep three hours today?

Last hour was supposed to be some live chat crapfest or something.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Chanel bag, LV tote, Balenciaga bag.... wonder if they are fakes.

Oh hell yeah. Fake as fuck.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Thank God for a commercial! I’m already exhausted.

This made me laugh very loudly.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is this ep three hours today?

Extra commercials probably.  

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why is this ep three hours today?

Because they want a bigger time commitment out of us than some of these couples give each other?

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is this ep three hours today?

And why are they saying something’s supposed to be live?

[BradandJanet]

Darcey and Jesse won't break up until this show is off the air for good. They're here for their brands. 

[AussieBabe]

Drinking game for everytime Pole says divorce, Darcey cries, or Rachel cries or says it's unfair. How worse for wear will I be an hour on?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

why did she bring all that luggage for a meeting?

She thinks he's going to sweep her off her feet and back to his hotel for some sweet, sweet loooooooove.

[hoosiermom]

darn. I won't be abe to chat the last hour. Have to get ready for work.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

Drinking game for everytime Pole says divorce, Darcey cries, or Rachel cries or says it's unfair. How worse for wear will I be an hour on?

put 911 on speed dial

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

 

Darcey and Jesse won't break up until this show is off the air for good. They're here for their brands. 

 

And they are both famewhores.

[EllaDisco]

58 minutes ago, balanceshrink said:

And who goes wedding dress shopping, tries on dresses, falls in love with a dress, then states there’s no money to buy a dress. (eye roll)

Someone who was told to go try on dresses for a TLC clip?

[greekmom]

Do not gaslight me show and tell me that she's only 4-6 weeks along. Gaslight Pole for sure.

[Brooklynista]

I love Michael's manpurse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Angela's actually being pleasant. I may have to go lie down. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Darcey and Jesse won't break up until this show is off the air for good. They're here for their brands. 

Eggs-zactly.  The Lying Dutchman is going to find some reason to keep the relationship going to help her work on her on herself, babe.

 

Side comment: every sentence I've said to Mrs. Floatingbison this week ends in "babe."

Edited October 1, 2018 by Floatingbison

[hisbunkie]

I hope Darcey doesn’t plan on being a stylist. And this is her job interview. 

[EllaDisco]

23 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Angela doesn't want prints and she's very particular about the cut. She's afraid of looking tacky, I guess. <eyeroll>

BTW, I think those prints are gorgeous!

Good thing she found that crop top outfit.  That won't be tacky!

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a get-up. Angela so doesn’t give a crap about this.

[Neurochick]

Angela=Nicole in twenty-five years.

[HappyDancex2]

Man Michael is working HARD.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She thinks he's going to sweep her off her feet and back to his hotel for some sweet, sweet loooooooove.

And take out his back carrying all that stuff.

[LilaFowler]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Chanel bag, LV tote, Balenciaga bag.... wonder if they are fakes.

They're either fakes or she's tens of thousands in debt. The former is the most logical, but the latter would not surprise me.

[Toodleoo]

Someone else commented on the resemblence but damn if Angela isn't a Tittied Trump.

Edited October 1, 2018 by Toodleoo

[Straycat80]

I throw up a little bit in my mouth every time Angela talks about sex. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I throw up a little bit in my mouth every time Angela talks about sex. 

So does Michael

[Lillith]

5 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

When Darcey says "love" all I hear is "dutch penis."

The sad thing is, having spent lots of time in Amsterdam, I know Jesse is an uggo by Dutch man standards. Cause that city is filled with hot blond men. And hot men of other hair colors and ethnicities. It's one of those places where the majority of the people seem really attractive. And Darcey got an obnoxious light bulb head.