90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Christina]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 Keanu was engaged, his baby died and I think his fiancée killed herself. I remember the National Enquirer taking photos of him crying at the gravesite...disgusting. I think he swore off relationships after that. He is a good guy, dontaes miliions to charity, children's hospitals etc....

It was a car accident when she was around 8 months pregnant. He tore up his hotel room and the National Enquirer absolutely trashed him like the trash they are. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What'd she bring Michael's mama today? A 23rd Psalm purse? 

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

It shouldn't be this hard. 

Yes. Tim should definitely be harder.😏

[Baltimore Betty]

What is the K on Big Ang's necklace stand for?

[Armchair Critic]

Black bra straps hanging out, way to impress Michael's mother with your class

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

I am watching this through my fingers.

Ugh. Me too. The kissing sounds were vomit inducing.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wish they'd have the decency to take their mics off. All this slurping is making me nauseous. 

I just finished dinner. Their chemistry is like water and water.

[kacesq]

Dear Grangela...Michaels mom doesn’t need to know this. You are so convinced you are right that you think Mom is going to side with you.

[For Cereals]

Isn’t Ben some sort of minister?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

8 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

That is when Benjamin selects the $100-$200 price range on the QVC website!

Easy Pay bitches!!!

[Horrified]

Michael's heart necklace has a big "A" on it, but Ang's has a big "K".  What's that about?

[poeticlicensed]

Big Ang's stomach fat is hanging over her waistband

Edited September 23, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This is so wrong, please no more Tiny Tim and his sexual escapades 

The slurping has me retching.

[Dance4Life]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Shouldn't Benjamin know that?  we saw him trying to sing hymns so I guess he is a practicing Christian of some variety.     It's one thing if it is a cultural tradition, but to claim it is a Christian requirement is wrong.   And Akinki 's dad is a preacher, and should know better.   I have no idea how to spell that name.   I keep seeing it as "Alkaline."

Benjamin is studying to be a Pastor.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh geeze, Big Ang talking about having a baby again.  

[kacesq]

Does Angela have any idea how expensive fertility treatments are? I’m going to guess that she doesn’t have the best health insurance.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god Mama Michael thinks he should bang Angela's daughter! I am dead. 

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Yes. Tim should definitely be harder.😏

That's what she said!

[Dance4Life]

So....the K....on Angela’s necklace must be Michael’s real name.

(His Nigerian one)

[VioletNevermind]

Mother Mykull’s face says what we’re all thinking. 😧

[usernameG]

He has an A necklace....whats the her K for? MiKel?

[kacesq]

Oh Michael...you’re an idiot. Why are you translating this?

[jennylauren123]

Ugh!!! Kissing noises are the worst. Maybe Tim's big head amplifies them?

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Ugh. Me too. The kissing sounds were vomit inducing.

Had to hit the mute button.  Only way to keep the contents of my stomach where it belongs.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear god Mama Michael thinks he should bang Angela's daughter! I am dead. 

This show never disappoints 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What'd she bring Michael's mama today? A 23rd Psalm purse? 

Phillippians 4:13. It’s a staple in the African American community. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael, she doesn't even want you to go to the bodock. Never mind schtup another woman. 

[poeticlicensed]

Mother Mahkul can't keep a straight face!

[kacesq]

Newsflash Angela...lots of people do that. And newsflash you’re taking care of your molester daughter’s kids so it’s not like you don’t have experience raising other people’s kids.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

This show never disappoints 

I'm liking Mama Mikuhl!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The K stands for Krazee.

[Gobi]

I'm starting to think that Tom saw this episode and that's why he vomited.

[greekmom]

Angela you already are taking care of Scottie's babies.  So not like you are not taking care of other people's children.

[charmed1]

She’s saying she wants her son to leave your gross ass if your baby toting scam doesn’t work, Trashela. Get this ugly garbage pail kid off my screen. I hate her.

Edited September 23, 2019 by charmed1

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael. She is not willing to do anything for you. And seriously, if it was so important to have a child, you should have set your sights on a younger woman. Idiot. 

[Adeejay]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Keanu for me, but I think he is more into men.

Patrick Dempsey, Jon Hamm and Kyle Chandler for me.  I hope Benjamin comes to his senses and realize that some things aren't worth the stress.  Like one of the elders said, "there are many beautiful women in America, why Akinyi?"  I don't get it either. I hate to say it but I don't think she is pretty.  She is no Abby (Haitian from season 1 - Before the 90 Days).

[Twopper]

Oh, good heavens.    From the "steamy sex" in Columbia we are transported to Angela and Michael, and the most hilarious discussion of surrogacy I have ever heard.  I may like Michael's mama, but I have been fooled by so many people on this show I am afraid to commit to liking her just yet.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Christina said:

It was a car accident when she was around 8 months pregnant. He tore up his hotel room and the National Enquirer absolutely trashed him like the trash they are. 

Of course he did I couldn't image that kind of loss....team Keanu.

[For Cereals]

Ooh looks like Avery will find out about the culture next week.

[Angry Moldovan]

Who here is willing to tote Big Anges eggs? Anyone?

[kacesq]

This Lolo birth control commercial annoys me...maybe it’s that the actors are just so...twee....

[Bryce Lynch]

Aren't Angela's eggs hard boiled, by now?

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Who here is willing to tote Big Anges eggs? Anyone?

Buehler?

[usernameG]

7 minutes ago, renatae said:

I think she's very divided about this marriage. She talks against it constantly, but as soon as Omar says they can't get married because they need a clergy person, or a court hearing, she's on her feet saying, "Hurry up! Let's do it!"

She strikes me as a mom who just gives into her daughters every whim when she gets push back from her. Like she knows its bad and then responds by giving in when Avery gets pissy.

Edited September 23, 2019 by usernameG

[Christina]

Michael's first name is actually Kehinde

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Patrick Dempsey, Jon Hamm and Kyle Chandler for me.  I hope Benjamin comes to his senses and realize that some things aren't worth the stress.  Like one of the elders said, "there are many beautiful women in America, why Akinyi?"  I don't get it either. I hate to say it but I don't think she is pretty.  She is no Abby (Haitian from season 1 - Before the 90 Days).

Never forget Scabby Abby

[peaceknit]

3 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Patrick Dempsey, Jon Hamm and Kyle Chandler for me.  I hope Benjamin comes to his senses and realize that some things aren't worth the stress.  Like one of the elders said, "there are many beautiful women in America, why Akinyi?"  I don't get it either. I hate to say it but I don't think she is pretty.  She is no Abby (Haitian from season 1 - Before the 90 Days).

I'll take Jason Momoa, thank you very much.  And I'm old.

Edited September 23, 2019 by peaceknit

[DragonFlyzz]

I’ve never heard that having a baby is fun.  I’ve obviously been misinformed.

[Dance4Life]

I thought Skyla (dafck on this name).....was in prison for child molestation...?

so, Skyla wont be carrying anything! 

Mama Michael needs to choose!

grandkid.....or, a monthly allowance paid in American dollars! 

(Pick the money!  Look at Angela’s genes.....you don’t want that!)

Edited September 23, 2019 by Dance4Life

[For Cereals]

Ooh I like John Hamm too but he’s not that tall.  I like Mike Rowe.  The guy who plays Roller on Claws...without his shirt.