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[Kiss my mutt]

Help me Obi-wan. You’re my only hope. 

[charmed1]

Is Tom wearing a Louis Vuitton scarf? These two bootleg label whores deserve each other.

[PityFree]

 I think Omar is wearing as much fragrance as Darcy. 

[LookABird]

Perhaps it's me, but the act of putting the cape on Avery really irked me.  They treated her like a slab of beef, dragging it over her head, instead of graciously unclasping it and putting it around her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tommy Tom is wearing a dashing shade of ysl pink on the extraordinary thin pursed lips

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

I am going to predict that this marriage will not go well for Avery....

I don't see why not. They have make-up in war-torn Syria.

[Gobi]

Just now, Bryce Lynch said:

If Avery thinks she has a lot of covering now, wait until it comes time to consummate the marriage.  Omar will probably pull that burlap sack she is wearing over her face.

He has time to think about it, it's Ramadan.

[poeticlicensed]

Darcy and Tom - betting on which one cracks first and walks away. Famewhore walk off! 

Edited September 23, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Teri flew there for the wedding and she can’t witness it? Lmao.

She's sitting there, so she's witnessing it. Whining about "signing the paper" seems like she's just looking for things to bitch about. 

[Dance4Life]

Why is the person marrying Avery wearing an American hoodie??

Yet, they are sitting there in their ET costumes!  Lol!!!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tommy Tom is wearing a dashing shade of ysl pink on the extraordinary thin pursed lips

Wouldn't he choose one of the Tom Ford Lips and Boys ones?

Just now, Dance4Life said:

Why is the person marrying Avery wearing an American hoodie??

Yet, they are sitting there in their ET costumes!  Lol!!!

Who will phone home?

[PityFree]

 I don’t understand why Terry didn’t ask for a ridiculously huge sum of money—like $1 million. That  would’ve stopped Omar from wanting to marry Avery.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Perhaps it's me, but the act of putting the cape on Avery really irked me.  They treated her like a slab of beef, dragging it over her head, instead of graciously unclasping it and putting it around her.

Well that’s what she is. Her value is one half of a man. Worth 6k when Omar gets tired of her. I wonder if she gets that money if the divorce is her idea. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery: This is the wedding I’ve dreamt about my entire life.

Me: Yeah, probably not.

[Twopper]

Just now, LookABird said:

Perhaps it's me, but the act of putting the cape on Avery really irked me.  They treated her like a slab of beef, dragging it over her head, instead of graciously unclasping it and putting it around her.

Well, considering how the rest of her wedding  day is going it seems to fit with the rest of stuff.  I cannot believe Omar and/or Avery didn't google what they had to do to get married.  Surely getting the approval of the Islamic council or whatev would have come up.  

[Dance4Life]

Look Avery!  You are only worth $6,000!!!  

Have fun with Islam! 🤑

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's sitting there, so she's witnessing it. Whining about "signing the paper" seems like she's just looking for things to bitch about. 

I am on marriage number 2 and my cousin has been the witness both times but not my parents, Jewish law/tradition says not a blood relative, that and my cousin can write in Hebrew.  

[deedee2]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t unsee Terry  as E.T.

Haha, me too.

Edited September 23, 2019 by deedee2

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 I don’t understand why Terry didn’t ask for a ridiculously huge sum of money—like $1 million. That  would’ve stopped Omar from wanting to marry Avery.

Reverse psychology!  I think Terry wants her gone. 

[kacesq]

Lmao..Tom is sick. 

[greekmom]

Tom's a pussy.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s it for?

Well you have me there  dear @Angry Moldovan but I would definitely know if I were the bride 🙂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom puking is the fitting description of this trip with the Darcy Twins.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tom, you smooth operator. Yak in front of everyone. How suave. 

[Armchair Critic]

Tom getting sick, not the time for Darcey to hang all over him

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Well that’s what she is. Her value is one half of a man. Worth 6k when Omar gets tired of her. I wonder if she gets that money if the divorce is her idea. 

Joke is on Avery, there is no money.

[Gobi]

Well, you can only have so much exposure to Darcy before you start puking.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tommy boy. The pride of England

[Armchair Critic]

Tom was quite bored... that's a shocker

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

Look Avery!  You are only worth $6,000!!!  

Have fun with Islam! 🤑

I am not a big fan of Islam, but, in fairness, I doubt Terri could get $6 for her, in America.

[kacesq]

An Albanian sweatshirt..didn’t realize the country had its own official sweatshirt! 

And Tom, be gracious. It’s nice to visit a local market in a foreign country.

[Mr. Miner]

Angel perfume made Tom hurl! 🤮

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Gobi said:

Well, you can only have so much exposure to Darcy before you start puking.

I think it was her hair, she looks like a troll from behind.

[Christina]

While I'm remembering it, last week somewhere I said that I thought Loren was pregnant and that's why they aren't on PT but would appear on HEA next season. I've seen a recent photo of her and she's not pregnant at all. 

[OoogleEyes]

That rat's nest on Darcy's head is too much!

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s so rude, it was hardly an old army Jeep. He’s such a whiney wimp

[Dance4Life]

The only time Omar has been relaxed and happy was during the marriage ceremony!

Interesting!

hahahahahahaha!

[Horrified]

I feel for Tom.  YOu just know that the air in that van was unbreathable what with the twins and Albanian fiance probably all drenched in horrific, heavy, cloying fragrances.  Then add the motion of the van.

I'd be barfing too.

[Armchair Critic]

Uh oh Darcey is crying again. But Tom never seems satisfied so I can understand a little bit.

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh boy, Darcey is crying!

Tom calls it for what it is, not romantic, it is horrifying.

[greekmom]

Tom's a fucking liar. He wouldn't have proposed in the Canaries.

[charmed1]

Ew it does look like he’s wearing tinted lip balm. Tom, stop lying. You weren’t going to propose, mofo.

[Mr. Miner]

Darcy is a fun sucking barnacle. 

[peaceknit]

Here come the waterworks.

[kacesq]

Dear Tom...romance shouldn’t be location dependent. How does that work in an actual relationship? You spend all your time on the beach?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tom was quite bored... that's a shocker

The thought of spending several days in the company of Darcy and Stacy, not to mention vulpine Florian, renders me a jibbering wreck. I would consider boredom a step up.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

Tom's a fucking liar. He wouldn't have proposed in the Canaries.

Yeah! How can he lie to her like that without even flinching

[Twopper]

Drat, I have a dentist appt early so I need to go to bed before Pillow Talk.  I hope they get to watch the part about Avery's wedding.  

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Avery: This is the wedding I’ve dreamt about my entire life.

yeah, sure.   Tell yourself that , Avery.  Really,  there is no way I believe that for your entire life you have wanted to have your wedding in a Muslim country with only your mom present to someone you have only spent a few days with in person.    I can't believe she said that with a straight face.

[Horrified]

Just now, greekmom said:

Tom's a fucking liar. He wouldn't have proposed in the Canaries.

Yeah, but don't you LOVE that he's yanking her chain?  I do!!!!!!

[poeticlicensed]

Oh Tom, twist that knife! If we had only gone to Grand Canary, we would have gotten ENGAGED!!!!!