90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Armchair Critic]

Oprah and her WW, she hasn't lost a pound since I was on WW 2 years ago and she was doing inspirational videos 🙄

[Frozendiva]

Thought Oprah was enjoying retirement.

[JennyMominFL]

What a blow we have been dealt for real. Ric Ocasek just died

Edited September 16, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tiny Tim is wearing his cap backwards, backstreet boy circa 1997.

Ha! I’d love to see the Behind the Music special on that one. 

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Caesar, you can probably go to your police station and report the scam.

After they finish laughing they’ll get right on that. 

[kacesq]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

What a blow we have been dealt for real. Rick Ocasic died

I was so sad and shocked when I heard this...

[Gobi]

I come here not to praise Caesar, but to snark on him.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Oprah and her WW, she hasn't lost a pound since I was on WW 2 years ago and she was doing inspirational videos 🙄

Ohhh, we have another Oprah ad

[Gigglepuff]

Pillow Talk looks like it's going to be annoying. 

[VioletNevermind]

Don’t tell anyone, y’all, but I have been looking forward to the new season of Pillow Talk all day long! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Thought Oprah was enjoying retirement.

I was enjoying her retirement. Can’t stand her.

[blubld43]

Why was her hair so greasy!?

Edited September 16, 2019 by blubld43

[Frozendiva]

Tim, find another Colombian.

[VioletNevermind]

All I want to know is exactly HOW Tim has never had a beer thrown in his face before.  I’m a random woman on my couch watching him on TV and I want to jump through the screen and do way more than that to him. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Pillow Talk looks like it's going to be annoying. 

Asuelo is not going to be quick enough with observations

[kacesq]

I dont think you're terrified. I think you enjoy this portrayal of yourself as a man with exes who are still into you, Tim.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the kid calling Tim “daddy” yet?

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ohhh, we have another Oprah ad

Also remains unmarried and tells you how to have a good relationships, and childless as she tells you how to raise your kids. 

[rideashire]

Does it seem like Tim randomly brings things up about his exs just to tick off jeniffer in some sort of passive aggressive way, or is it just me seeing that?

Edited September 16, 2019 by rideashire

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Tim, find another Colombian.

With a young child that he can adopt

[LucyEth]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the kid calling Tim “daddy” yet?

Nah, she's no Daniel in South Africa

[hookedontv]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

YOU NEVER LOVED ME! LIAR!

GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

(wait, you were never actually IN my life...)

[Pepper Mostly]

If someone threw a beer in my face that would be the end. Tim should be on the next plane home. 

Wait, because he has a former girlfriend you feel "betrayed"? I am simply agog at these foolish people; doesn't she have any exes? She has a child! 

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the kid calling Tim “daddy” yet?

Isn't that a TLC 90 requirement now? Along with the rice a roni, steak on the bias, secrets and fake outs of being left at the airport.

[PityFree]

Just now, Julyolo said:

Also remains unmarried and tells you how to have a good relationships, and childless as she tells you how to raise your kids. 

 And now apparently she does the spoon dance.

[charmed1]

Tim looks like a woman dressed as her teenaged son for Halloween. “Hey honey, since you don’t want to go trick-or-treating, this year I’d thought we’d do something fun.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is our Little Timmy really 38 years old?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, rideashire said:

Does it seems like Tim randomly brings things up about his exs just to tick off jeniffer in some sort of passive aggressive way, or is it just me seeing that?

Definitely, he’s a very insecure little man who shops for chics in South America 

[poeticlicensed]

Are we seriously supposed to believe that Tim's ex, who happens to live in Colombia, just happened to text him out of the blue, when he just happened to be in Colombia? Bullshit

[Julyolo]

The way Tim talks and his facial expressions make me believe he's the male equivalent of a valley girl.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Julyolo
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[Armchair Critic]

I thought Tim was saying "eggs" and was confused for a minute, it was EX

[kacesq]

On he's promising to be honest...new secret to be revealed in next episode I bet...

[DragonFlyzz]

Big eyes, big head.  Too bad they’re on such a small body.

[Mierin]

Look, Tim, if you don't want drama then why bring up the text from your ex if you have no feelings and have no intention of responding? 

Oh wait, it's because you're on this show and the show wants DRAMAZ!

[Brooklynista]

Tim is shorter than Jennifer? That's just too many thing for me to overlook. You cant be ladylike and short.

Edited September 16, 2019 by Brooklynista

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

With a young child that he can adopt

They seem to be pretty thick on the ground in Tim Land. 

[Christina]

I'm watching football and not this, but clicked over on a commercial and got a bit confused. I don't know if I missed and episode or just slept through Tim and Jeniffer, but is the ex the woman in Tenn who came from Colombia or the more current woman from Honduras? Who the hell are they bitching about. The Colombian lives in Tennessee and hasn't be in his life for a long time; the Honduran was like at the same time as Jeniffer, I think.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If someone threw a beer in my face that would be the end. Tim should be on the next plane home. 

Wait, because he has a former girlfriend you feel "betrayed"? I am simply agog at these foolish people; doesn't she have any exes? She has a child! 

Yep, if anyone threw a drink in my face or talked to me the way some of these folks talk to each other (paging Ronald) it would be over.

[poeticlicensed]

When Tim says ex, it sounds like egg.

[Bryce Lynch]

12 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Seriously all Ceaser has to do is pull a Ricky. I'm sure there's a nice Mexican gal there who wouldn't mind used chocolate panties and a fake ring. 

The ring is real.  It's just the diamonds and gold that are fake.

[hookedontv]

That hat barely fits Tim’s giant head. 

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If someone threw a beer in my face that would be the end. Tim should be on the next plane home. 

Wait, because he has a former girlfriend you feel "betrayed"? I am simply agog at these foolish people; doesn't she have any exes? She has a child! 

It is really strange. He mentions an ex and that's enough to get her raging? I don't get this particular producer-orchestrated bit of drama fakery.

[greekmom]

Damn.. i was hoping for a sex talk with Avery...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Big eyes, big head.  Too bad they’re on such a small body.

Definitely like an alien.

[LennieBriscoe]

I don't think Avery needs to cover her head in bed. J/S.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If someone threw a beer in my face that would be the end. Tim should be on the next plane home. 

Wait, because he has a former girlfriend you feel "betrayed"? I am simply agog at these foolish people; doesn't she have any exes? She has a child! 

He’s another Corey right down to the stupid baseball cap. 

[charmed1]

I forgot all about this dumb assed little girl. Lil Holly Hijab.

[kacesq]

Omar and Avery are so deeply in love...that heartfelt exchange of mumbled "love you"s really resonated with me...

And Mom? You ran like hell to find a clergy man to marry Avery so just stfu now with your concerned parent routine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, snap! 

[Horrified]

4 minutes ago, iwasish said:

 Who needs a pint of Hagen Daas when you got a weeks worth of chocolate panties to sooth your heartache. 

You know, I've been thinking about those chocolate panties for weeks because I'm the type to think about chocolate a lot.  I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but those panties are made of crap easter bunny chocolate.  the kind of chocolate even I wouldn't eat.

I am not entertained by the Caesar storyline, so I've focussed on those panties.  And I'm pissed off that they are not even a chocolate worth fantasizing about.