90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[PityFree]

Oh God Cesar please. you’re killing me.  Please don’t be so stupid.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Caesar....sweetheart...no. This is a highly paid dating service. It is a scam.

[RichiesOlderBro]

My money says she is not actually in the Ukraine.  

 Maybe she is already in the US.  

Cesar is in for disappointment.  

Edited August 5, 2019 by RichiesOlderBro

[Angry Moldovan]

Has she been taking notes from Azan? Awful

[tvrox]

She cancelled on you three times and you've paid every time? Oh Ceasar. Sure, she "missed the plane." Wake up dude!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar: Money is tight.

Maria: hangs up the phone

[Eldemarge]

This guy is LOST. He's been boob-matized or SOMETHING.

[VioletNevermind]

Goddamnit, Caesar!  I want to give this guy a big hug, then bitchslap him for being such an idiot.

”I’m going to work harder.” 

Okay, now we’re going to skip the hug and move right to the bitchslap. 

[HappyDancex2]

He should ask her if she's being faithful to him for all of these years.

[Julyolo]

Sounds like a night shift at the nail salon for Caesar! LOL

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

That is NOT the house of a man who has a spare $800 a month to send to the Ukraine.

I would say he does not have spare money.  He is doing without just to have this woman on speed dial. How very sad. 

[jacksgirl]

I can't snark on Caesar

[Frozendiva]

Cesar, you would be better off if she cut the connection.

[sainte-chapelle]

FIVE YEARS....Ceasar NO. $40 000 !!!!! Ok I can't even snark this is just sad, poor deluded fool.

[poeticlicensed]

I feel bad for Caesar. I want someone to out her. 

[Mindthinkr]

Doesn’t Caesar have any friends or coworkers that can talk some sense into him? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

She cancelled on you three times and you've paid every time? Oh Ceasar. Sure, she "missed the plane." Wake up dude!

Yep, the old ‘missed the flight’ sounds like Azan’s excuses.  

[HappyDancex2]

Caesar is no longer wholesome.  Caesar is slow.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Caesar needs to trim his fingernails. I wonder if he knows any nail techs.

[Pepper Mostly]

I felt bad for Caesar but now I to smack him. He is dumb as a plank. Ukraine Ursula was probably in the bathroom at some sugar daddy's house during that call. "I'll be right back , darling--just have to powder my nose". Sheesh. 

[jacksgirl]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Caesar is no longer wholesome.  Caesar is slow.

Caesar is lonely. It's not only women that are sad pathetic creatures who crave relationships. 

[charmed1]

People who put those ugly blankets on the backs of sofas are either 1. Old ladies 2. Owners of cats who treat the sofa as their personal emery board.

[Mindthinkr]

I wonder how many men are sending $800/month to Maria. 

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Caesar mediating with his bike helmet on gave me life.

The addition of sunglasses did it for me.

[Dance4Life]

Maria from Ukraine.....smoother than Azan from Morocco!

I bet Nicole has given Azan $40,000!  

[bref]

Hi, Tim. Hate you already. 

[PityFree]

 I already hate Tim.

[kacesq]

can I dislike Tim based on his hair cut? thank you, I will...

[Armchair Critic]

I'm already calling douche on this guy

[Bubbacat]

Okay, I hate Tim from the very start.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Avery....you are looking for something but I don't think you are sure what. Omar wants a Visa and an anchor baby. Momma Avery has some points but she is a trash bag who lost me at "I am American I don need to learn to say hello in the language of the country I am visiting" 

Edited August 5, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[Horrified]

Whoah!  Our first douchenozzle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, does our Ukraine honey know about Tim? She'd like to get her claws on that Ferrari. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Finally some comic relief, this guy is comedy gold

[PityFree]

 You sell fancy guns? I hate you even more, Tim.

[Eldemarge]

How much hair gel is required to raise one's self-esteem?

[Julyolo]

I think he's an arrogant prick.

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Doesn’t Caesar have any friends or coworkers that can talk some sense into him? 

Unless you are willing to actually listen, nope. The heart wants what it wants. Cesar will learn and painful and expensive lesson.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Tim is an arrogant prick.

[JennyMominFL]

Im not really much into guns as art, especially right now

Edited August 5, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[jacksgirl]

Now this guy Tim, I can snark on.

Edited August 5, 2019 by jacksgirl

[PityFree]

 Was that a 2 pound barbell?

[VioletNevermind]

Tim hardly got one word out of his mouth before I wanted to shove that vape pen down his throat sideways. 

[talktoomuch]

Why the hell is Tim driving a $60,000 car in a neighborhood with $75,000 houses?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's from Pao's hometown! 

[kacesq]

aww Mr. Image is everything works out at Planet Fitness, lol.

lmao at the producers "I know how important family values are." cut to the come hither here are my boobs pic...

[BradandJanet]

He drives a Farrari and works out at a Planet Fitness. 

[charmed1]

I can smell Planet Fitness through the tv. One of the many excuses I use for letting my membership expire.

[Brooklynista]

Oh Tim, those biceps. Bendito. Go buy 2 more Porsches, maybe that'll help...maybe.

[OoogleEyes]

"She's a model" of course she is