90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[VioletNevermind]

Darcey, believe it or not, the chances of a man acting the way Jesse does DECREASE with age.  Your man is 24, hon.  Draw your own conclusions. 

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse acts like a bratty teenager, the last thing I would want in a man when I have my own child (and Darcey already has 2). Is he that good in bed or is Darcey just so desperate?

Edited September 10, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy needs to learn how to control that over-plumped upper lip.

[Gigglepuff]

I can't stand the sound of Darcey's voice. Go home, Jesse. 

[Mercolleen]

She was stepping on my shoe! The horror! The madness!

And then she threw a shoe! It was assault! I'm so scared!

Ugh, I'm going to step on Jesse's cupcake. What a ass.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Oh yes, Darcey, I can see why you think this is true love and a relationship worth fighting for. *rolleyes*

WHAT ARE THESE TWO LIKE WHEN CAMERAS AREN'T AROUND????

Edited September 10, 2018 by RedBagWithMakeup

[Neurochick]

Jesse and Darcy....they’ll be back together in 5.....4....3...2...

And if a man threw the shoe, we’d all be screaming assault.

And if Dean threw a shoe at Hazel, some here would want him arrested.

Edited September 10, 2018 by Neurochick

[LilaFowler]

I laughed at Darcey's cry face.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

I'm 58, and I smoked for quite some time. And Grangela looks 10 years older than ME.

I'm 64, smoked for 20 years, and I look like a million dollars compared to Angela. Wrinkle free and my hair is AWESOME. 

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Yes, I keep thinking she's in her 60s, so every time she reminds us she's 52, it shocks me for a second.

I'm 65. Not a line or wrinkle on my face. But then, I didn't smoke, I don't drink, and I keep my hair and clothes appropriate for my body and age. Angela is one of those 'People of Walmart' that I'd look at in the store and wonder what kind of lives they had. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

And then she threw a shoe! It was assault! I'm so scared!

I wish Cardi B would go after Jesse

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, perhaps you would have enjoyed telling th folks at Emergency how the Louboutin shoe got embedded in your tushie.

Go, Jesse.

[eggsnbacon]

Jesse's pants couldn't be more European if they had flags on them

[Baltimore Betty]

I am posting fast and furious, such a great outlet for all my frustrations with this show.

I am going to tell my husband that if he so much looks at my shoes, it's over.

And Darcy is wearing leather, all is right with the world.

This scene reminds me of Molly and Luis.

[AussieBabe]

Ricky still isn't going to tell Ximena the truth. He'll drag it out another week or two.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

I laughed at Darcey's cry face.

It's the new Crying Dawson meme.

[Gigglepuff]

LMAO! Darcey's such a strong woman! 

Jesse's an idiot, milking this "shoe throwing" incident for all it's worth. 

[KateHearts]

It's a LABOUTIN!   It's $1000!!!!

[libgirl2]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Guys, I ate a pound of taco meat on top of BBQ fritos. I almost feel like it was stress eating from watching this show.

OMG at Jesse freaking out about a shoe.

Hey, it could have poked his eye out!

[Chickabiddy]

Jesus Christ, Barbie has bigger balls than Jesse...

I’m embarrassed for Jesse and I don’t even like that blond bitch... 

[CoachWristletJen]

11 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Grangela's hair in Nigeria gets more and more atrocious.

She's got the worst case of hot root I've ever seen!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy apologizes and accepts the blame in 3....2.....1.

[PityFree]

 Darcy, if you have to keep telling people that you are a strong woman, you probably aren’t a strong woman.

[libgirl2]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Jesse and Darcy....they’ll be back together in 5.....4....3...2...

And if a man threw the shoe, we’d all be screaming assault.

true

[Suzannecol4]

Darcey is known for her fighting apparently!  https://starcasm.net/90-days-darcey-silva-arrested-sister-stacey-cat-fight/

[Frozendiva]

Jesse does like to designer name drop.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Mr. REDBAG just said that our dog is more well adjusted than any of these people.

[Gobi]

If Jesse stays with Darcey, he'll always be waiting for the other show to drop. Or be stepped on, whatever.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

LMAO! Darcey's such a strong woman! 

Jesse's an idiot, milking this "shoe throwing" incident for all it's worth. 

Ahem. She didn't throw a shoe. She threw a Louboutin shoe. 

Jesse reminds me of that scene in Saturday Night Fever--"I spend a lot of time on my hair. And he hits it". 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

OMGGGG these two Paul and Karine who are married and cannot speak a common language !!!! WTF

[CoachWristletJen]

13 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Grangela's hair in Nigeria gets more and more atrocious.

She's got the worst case of hot root I've ever seen!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

If Jesse stays with Darcey, he'll always be waiting for the other show to drop. Or be stepped on, whatever.

A sole connection.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, eggsnbacon said:

Jesse's pants couldn't be more European if they had flags on them

So true!!! You can spot a European tourist by their pants, summer you see a lot of manpris (think capris but for men) and oddly shaped shoes, (not the kind you step on, lol).

Darcy cries without tears. Darcy is always the victim. Darcy is tiring. Don't be like Darcy.

[sconstant]

The team doing the Columbia shooting has a great eye.  Everything so gorgeous.  (Excepting Ricky.)

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Ximena is getting an Angela shirt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky is such a maroon. Ya think, Ricky? She’s after money! No way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ricky. Doesn't want to be in any club that would have him for a member. Ximena is pretty, nice, and seems like she's into him. So of course he's squirrely now. 

[JenE4]

Oh, no, I missed the fight! Did the shoe-throwing occur on camera? 

[Armchair Critic]

Ricky is "special" alright, a special kind of stupid

[usernameG]

How many women is Ricky sending money to? 

Also how can he question the intentions of a back burner chick? Who the hell does he think he is?

Edited September 10, 2018 by usernameG

[ALittleShelfish]

BRB imma sign up for ColombianCupid dot com and see if Ricky will send ME money, too.  

[AussieBabe]

Rickey is so full of shit. You're falling in love after five days? This might be why you have an ex-wife, are currently separated, and sending money to at least two women. 1000-1500? You're a dumbass.

I bet he purchased her plane ticket, too.

Edited September 10, 2018 by AussieBabe

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Omg Ricky!!! Rufus!!!! How much did he send total to Melissa and Ximena?

[Gigglepuff]

Here comes Ricky. I'd laugh if his card gets declined! 

[CoachWristletJen]

Jesse just despises this woman. She had better not try to warm her toes on his shoes. 

I can just see him recoiling in revulsion.

[Frozendiva]

Ricky, why are you sending money to women you don’t know?

[VioletNevermind]

Ricky, you asshole, the money you spend on this woman equates to one more day trip you could have taken your daughters on, or a dinner out to celebrate a good report card.  Nice job, mofo. 

[EllaDisco]

So was Ricky sending two women money?

[Neurochick]

Finally, I see Ximena’s motivation.  ? 

[Adeejay]

So Ricky had no problem with Melissa asking for money, but he does Ximena.  At least with Ximena he is getting something in return.