90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Straycat80]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Nick’s here with a bag of condoms!

Oh no those are only for slut people. Oh, wait...

[configdotsys]

5 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

So...no temple wedding?

I've read several times in this forum that Kalani left the Mormon church when she was 24 (I think that was the age).

[ChiCricket]

21 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Green card.

Yeah, but what is HE getting out of it? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Horrified said:

 

Captain Obvious officiates weddings now?

 

I knew I saw him somewhere but just couldn’t place him.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I can't believe they are having Shawna moderate the reunion, again.  Should have been Michelle, instead.  

For real.  We're in for a couple of hours of "What's going on here?!?!?!" and her perpetually surprised look.  And half-assed questions followed up with "We'll let you answer in a sec - we need to go to break right now..." 

I get so ragey at the tell-alls.  

[b2H]

4 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

So...no temple wedding?

Probably couldn’t get filming rights.

[HappyDancex2]

Did one of the sister wives lose a lot of weight?

[gonecrackers]

I thought Sister Wives Cody said "Sometimes you just have to fuck up..." & I thought, well you have already, a lot.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Gem 10 said:

The salesman who dressed Coltee should be fired.

More likely, it was his high school graduation suit.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, ChiCricket said:

Yeah, but what is HE getting out of it? 

Asian sex

[LucyEth]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Did one of the sister wives lose a lot of weight?

I think Christine did

[CoachWristletJen]

Anybody getting a Flowers in the Attic vibe from Koloni?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I think Christine did

OMG that's Christine????????????????????????????????

[LucyEth]

I see the brother went all out for the wedding and wore his best t shirt

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

It’s actually a myth. The only way anyone can stop a wedding is if they have a legal reason one of the parties cantwed. Like a legal spouse (who hasn’t gotten divorced) showing up and stating they are legally married. 

Exactly. Like Mr. Rochester and Jane. He had a wife still living so couldn't legally marry her. 

Oh Lini. You're a fucking hero for not causing a scene at your sister's wedding. Jesus Christ girl, take a seat. 

[Adeejay]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

I think Christine did

She looks great.  Love her.

[LucyEth]

Isn't the dad Samoan, so why is he against Asuelo?

[tincansailor981]

Getting married with Captain Crunch presiding- priceless

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu seems simple, but he probably is a decent man who will do right by Kalani.

[HappyDancex2]

This family sucks.

[CoachWristletJen]

Father Kalani just has to rear his head and be a jerk.

If we're wondering why the family is so messed up... look no further.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Asian sex

Is it better? I work with a guy who married an asian woman he met online and he is so meek, she totally wears the pants in the family, maybe that's one of the perks. 

[Mr. Miner]

Shut up Assholo!

[gonecrackers]

There's like, one table of people at Kalani's wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'll be there if it crashes and burns" giggles Kalini. And she'll be doing her best to help that along. Bitch. 

[MrsChappy]

Why is father kalani always way behind everyone else, like a bouncer?

[CoachWristletJen]

When Kalani gets tired of the sex... then it's gonna get bad.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Father Kalani just has to rear his head and be a jerk.

If we're wondering why the family is so messed up... look no further.

They are all terrified of him. The poor mother looks exhausted and beaten down. 

[Lillith]

Kitty! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Colt’s cat is alarmed by this turn of events.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is it better? I work with a guy who married an asian woman he met online and he is so meek, she totally wears the pants in the family, maybe that's one of the perks. 

Could be.  I mean he gave up his kids to be with her and she doesn't seem to have many (any) redeeming qualities since she is a screaming shrew.  I just figured he's into the whole exotic young thing.

[Toodleoo]

HAHAHAHHA Asuelo with that “Dad! She’s pregnant! What do you think? Ha ha.”

[Mr. Miner]

Colt is a repulsive POS!

[Armchair Critic]

Colt didn't want to talk about what happened with Larissa yet he posted it online? Don't even try it.

[Mercolleen]

Kalonic could have been a bit more enthusiastic about the Samoan dance moves ... ugh she sucks.

[HappyDancex2]

He left her in there for 48 hours?

[Horrified]

Is Colts furniture made out of hay?

[Pepper Mostly]

You called the cops on her and left her in jail for two days? You're an asshole Colt. 

[Armchair Critic]

How convenient, Debbie was innocent in her room. Probably loving every minute of Larissa getting hauled away by the cops.

[rideashire]

What a douche. 

I can't believe she still married him after he called the cops on her.

[xls]

Colt you married the witch!

[CoachWristletJen]

Coltee, did you really need to call the police? Seriously? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie’s thought bubble: “I kept telling you she’s a bitch, Colt. You should listen to your mother.”

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

He left her in there for 48 hours?

Colt is a cheap bastard isnt he?

Edited December 31, 2018 by RichiesOlderBro

[Neurochick]

Damn, Larissa you couldn’t chill for a few days?  I don’t blame Colt for calling the police.

If the genders were reversed we would all agree with calling the cops.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Neurochick

[DNR]

Larissa’s mug shot is something to behold

[itsadryheat]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

Colt is a repulsive POS!

passive aggressive Coltee

[BradandJanet]

Asuelu is doing a traditional dance at his own wedding and Kalani looks embarrassed. I've seen some truly embarrassing dancing in the Four Weddings show, and this isn't it. 

[Armchair Critic]

I hope Asuelo beats the ass of all those other idiots next week. LOL

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Larissa’s mug shot is something to behold

She looks like Tommy Wiseau.