90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[rideashire]

I bet Ashley's friend who zipped away on that tiny scooter is fist pumping in front of her tv tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay. Kalani's family is all gathering to shit all over Asuelu in fine style. 

[ChiCricket]

I just....can't make sense of Coltee's whole crotchal region.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

I don't feel bad at all for Ashley. I think she'll cave in and take the blame for not giving the baby boy the attention he wants. She's responsible for anything that happens going forward. He's 20 years old. She knows this will not stop. Maybe it was only messaging this time but 3 days after the wedding? In a month he'll have a string of women that he's sleeping with.

Ditto. You brought home your vay kay D.  What idiot does that? oh yeah, Molly.

[Granny58]

How on earth could her father stop the wedding?????

[RichiesOlderBro]

Nick’s here with a bag of condoms!

[ALittleShelfish]

"I hope I don't accidentally tell something to Nick." 

FORESHADOWING.

dun-dun-dunnnnnn

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kolonic’s dress looks like my grandmother’s lace curtains?

[Armchair Critic]

The brother wears a top knot too? This family is the worst. The dad sounds like a huge bully that they are all so afraid of him.

[Frozendiva]

Ashley cares that she is now Mr. and Mrs.

[greekmom]

Just now, ChiCricket said:

I just....can't make sense of Coltee's whole crotchal region.

Guessing the sock he put in to mask his small peen got shifted?

[Mr. Miner]

Samoan Shitshow!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Asuelo and Kalani, we now pronounce you mother and son. 

[LilaFowler]

Father Kalani is going to love watching all of these people conspire to lie to his face.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Nick’s here with a bag of condoms!

too late

[HappyDancex2]

Yep.  Like the Titanic Asuelu!  

Nailed it

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

I just....can't make sense of Coltee's whole crotchal region.

Those thighs...OH MY EYES. 

[Toodleoo]

Asuelo looks nice :)

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

I just....can't make sense of Coltee's whole crotchal region.

There's something in his pocket ... 

[Lillith]

Aww Asuelu as so sweet but he's really dumb as a box of rocks, isn't he? 

[HappyDancex2]

Please spit out the gum Kalani.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani chomping on gum like a cow chewing its cud. She's just a delight, isn't she? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Guessing the sock he put in to mask his small peen got shifted?

Wallet or cell phone.  He has never worn a suit before and doesn’t realize those can go in the jacket breast pocket. 

[tincansailor981]

I can't clown on Assoholo cause i think dude has some issues.    Madame Moo Moo is a different story, with her vile, evil, manipulative ass.  Wanna be Kim Kardashian needs to worry about her own shit and stay out of her sisters life.  

Edited December 31, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[peaceknit]

So...no temple wedding?

[HappyDancex2]

At least this feels like a celebration....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where did they get that captain? Central casting let us down.

[Horrified]

10 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Can we envision Leida practicing medicine in America?

I can. She would work at a cut rate "medi spa" located in a strip mall next to the UPS store. She would be pushing more botox or filler on her patients, insulting them in the process. Her online banner ads would feature her Miss Indonesia fame plus an "as seen on 90 Day Fiance" blurb.

[Armchair Critic]

Why are they marrying on a boat?

Coltee's suit is 2 sizes too small, too cheap to get something that fits. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I do love it when both parents perp walk the bride down the aisle. 

[ALittleShelfish]

Asuelu could be a plumber and make millions unclogging shower drains from the Family Kalani Hair Farm.  

[Frozendiva]

And there is Kolini with that look - should I spill all the beans.

[HappyDancex2]

"we are here to rejoice in the new union..."

….that is growing in kalani's womb LOL

[RedBagWithMakeup]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Wallet or cell phone.  He has never worn a suit before and doesn’t realize those can go in the jacket breast pocket. 

It looks more like a fanny pack in there.

[LilaFowler]

The reunion show looks LIT.

YAS!

[Horrified]

Captain Obvious officiates weddings now?

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

Aww Asuelu as so sweet but he's really dumb as a box of rocks, isn't he? 

She's even dumber. She's just been trained to do more and she has a condescending voice.

[Armchair Critic]

LMAO at the previews for next week... Asuelo shouts "STOP IT" just when I think I am out they pull me back in because I will have to watch

[Adeejay]

I can't believe they are having Shawna moderate the reunion, again.  Should have been Michelle, instead.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

So...no temple wedding?

Kalani is an apostate isn’t she?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Horrified said:

Captain Obvious officiates weddings now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Oh noooooooossss! Does this mean no more 90DF after next week? Isn't Nicole supposed to have special episodes?

[Gem 10]

13 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

Looks like Coltee is pigeon-toed too.

The salesman who dressed Coltee should be fired.

[Pepper Mostly]

Never in my life have I attended a wedding where the officiant said "if anyone objects please speak now" before starting the festivities. They dropped that in in post production is my guess. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Kalani is an apostate isn’t she?

I read "apostrophe."

Prolly the same right?

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

How on earth could her father stop the wedding?????

It’s actually a myth. The only way anyone can stop a wedding is if they have a legal reason one of the parties cantwed. Like a legal spouse (who hasn’t gotten divorced) showing up and stating they are legally married. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

And there is Kolini with that look - should I spill all the beans.

I have a feeling she will. Just so she can coyly sit back and let Aseulo take the rap. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Oh noooooooossss! Does this mean no more 90DF after next week? Isn't Nicole supposed to have special episodes?

I.m sure there is a season of Happily Ever After coming soon

[deedee2]

13 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

I just....can't make sense of Coltee's whole crotchal region.

 

This made me LOL. It is kind of confounding, isn't it. I can't tell if it's bad choice of too-heavy boxer shorts causing enormous VPLs, or some unfortunate static cling that's causing a massive bunching in that area. Whatever the issue - it's very, very unusual.

Edited December 31, 2018 by deedee2

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Gem 10 said:

The salesman who dressed Coltee should be fired.

He bought off the rack & forgot he's plus sized.