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[Mr. Miner]

One lame AF wedding down, two to go.

[Tuneful]

Sister Jon is in over-it mode and has worn a cheap sundress, thigh high, to her brother's wedding. Klassy!

[DNR]

Jonathan looks like a skinny Rickey...yuk!

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Uh oh....Jonathan’s friend telling him to drink up....will there be a blowout cuz he’s wasted? 

That’s his brother?  Who calls Jon a “pimp”. Good Lord, you can’t make this crap up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, did Jonathan’s mother not show for the wedding?

[Gobi]

It will be funny watching these clips five years from now when Fern and what's his name are divorced.

[usernameG]

I liked Fernada's dress. It was pretty and reasonable for the type of wedding they had.

[Gigglepuff]

Is it just me or does Jon look a bit like our fave, Sgt. Baker? 

[Mercolleen]

Why is Fernanda wearing a dark bra that shows through?

[greekmom]

OMG. Ashley's friend looks like she was well used and left wet.

(or like she just came back from a weekend of prostituting herself)

[LilaFowler]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

These weddings are pretty sad

They are. I had a Quaker wedding which was even more low-key than this, but seriously... it looked like it was thrown together the day before.

Edited December 31, 2018 by LilaFowler

[JennyMominFL]

After 24 years my husband still looks at me the way Jon looks at Fernanda. He really loves her

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I never thought I would say this about this show, but Fernanda's dress may actually have been too elegant/tasteful for this wedding

 

It’s kind of a ringer for that dress Melania T wore.  Not that that conveys elegance to her dress or anything, just very similar.

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh, great. The bully is in attendance at Coltee and Larissa's wedding.

[charmed1]

Oh hell yeah. Finally, Courtney Love’s here to liven this thing up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Cousin John dressed up for the wedding in his CLEAN Friendly’s shirt.

[Armchair Critic]

Ashley's klassy friend who was sporting the dark roots top knot, looks like she bleached her hair. LOL I'm not sure it is an improvement

[gonecrackers]

Ashley's friend looks like she just came from a BDSM encounter.

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Jonathan looks like a skinny Rickey...yuk!

With or without his chin whiskers he's no prize

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, did Jonathan’s mother not show for the wedding?

She’s with a ‘sick Grandmother’. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

 

Thank heavens Coltee didn't participate.

There's still time. 

[HappyDancex2]

Why didn't Fernanda wear a real wedding dress?  That's so sad.   Kalani looked more bridal at her penis party.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Oh, great. The bully is in attendance at Coltee and Larissa's wedding.

He wore his work polo. Classy. 

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Is it just me or does Jon look a bit like our fave, Sgt. Baker? 

I think you just miss him so much that you're looking for him in everyone you see.  

JKLOL he could pass totally for a Discount Sgt Baker!!! good catch!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trashley’s friend looks like she’s on her way to roller derby practice.

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ashley's klassy friend who was sporting the dark roots top knot, looks like she bleached her hair. LOL I'm not sure it is an improvement

In the Love After Lockup group, they call that "Tragic Roots."

[LucyEth]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Trashley’s friend looks like she’s on her way to roller derby practice.

Where is the other friend who nearly banged the door down.  Guess she was right, so we won't see Ashely going to her and apologizing for dissing her and throwing her out of the wedding.

[Pollo Loco]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Why didn't Fernanda wear a real wedding dress?  That's so sad.   Kalani looked more bridal at her penis party.

She made a quick comment in the hotel room that she was saving the wedding dress for the big Mexican wedding. 

[HappyDancex2]

Did sister wives Cody get a perm?  LOL

[CraftyHazel]

I actually think Jon and Fernanda seem to love each other.  I don’t hate them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, Sister Wives is back too. We will not lack for snark fodder. 

[Toodleoo]

I haaaaate that Whitney girl please stop with the commercials.

[JennyMominFL]

Why does Cody from Sister Wives have Little Lord Fauntleroy curls?

[LilaFowler]

Oh my gawwwwwd! This cousin cannot be real.

[HappyDancex2]

Oh good lord Brandi or Randi or whatever your name is

[CoachWristletJen]

I hope Ashley kicked him out as opposed to just opening herself up to be abused by the sociopath. 

She needs serious psychiatric help.

[Floatingbison]

Is Ashley's friend Brandi hooking now?

Edited December 31, 2018 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s quite a getup on Roller Derby Friend. Yikes.

[Mercolleen]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Trashley’s friend looks like she’s on her way to roller derby practice.

I yelled "Oh my god!" when she got out of the car. She's wearing a lace teddy!

[gonecrackers]

Ashley's friend needs to pay a visit to Jay with her whip.

[usernameG]

Ashley's friend doesn't seem shocked.

[Adeejay]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Where is the other friend who nearly banged the door down.  Guess she was right, so we won't see Ashely going to her and apologizing for dissing her and throwing her out of the wedding.

Actually, Natalie was the first person that Ashley told that Colt was cheating.  It took a lot of guts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trashley, you both have a vagina. That’s enough for Mr. Skinz.

[HappyDancex2]

I love the Ashley's main concern is her "rival" poon.

[Toodleoo]

Oh no baby what is you doooinnnn

 

[Gigglepuff]

I'm not getting Ashley's logic here? 

[LilaFowler]

Oldest-looking teenager ever. Frauded!

[LucyEth]

Ashley's friend actually walks around like that?  Wow, more insight into Ashley

[Lillith]

Why do at least half of Ashley's friends look like they're out on bond? 

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Oh no baby what is you doooinnnn

 

She just came from a 'work' break.