90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[shouldbedancing]

Wait who's house are they in in Chicago or is it an airbnb?

[kacesq]

Jonathan's a grown ass man and needs mummy's approval? lmao

[Armchair Critic]

Sounds like Jonathan's mother has issues with him and is taking it out on Fernanda. Though I agree he seems too immature to get married.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Jonathan's mom, he's a grown man! He's 32 years old! He meets a woman and wants to get married, and he's "going through something"?

Mama Jonathan is wound up pretty tight. Maybe crush up a xanax in her wine glass. 

[Neurochick]

Hey, Cerci leave your son alone and go back to Kings Landing.  It’s not your fucking business if your adult son wants to get married.  Is she another Debbie?

[tincansailor981]

Mom asking the right questions.  Her douche son just wants to import a young, hot thing to warm his bed until he gets tired of her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

8 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

 

I don't have a PhD in Information Science for nothing: flannel house coat   

Need to get one in every color! I think they are all the rage on the runways in Paris.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Jonathan has had several 'fiancees'.

[tincansailor981]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Maybe Jonathan has had several 'fiancees'.

Probably has one on standby in case this one figures out what an ass he  is

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe Jonathan has had several 'fiancees'.

He totally seems the type. 

[HappyDancex2]

His mom should butt the hell out but something tells me that after this fling and marriage thing becomes a mess for the courts, mama jonathan is left picking up some of the dramatic pieces.

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

So where is Father Jonathan?

 

Fernanda looking a little rough sans makeup. Very common. 

[tincansailor981]

Oh gee, what a difference two years makes, dipshit momma.

[ALittleShelfish]

So much pissiness regarding math at Table Jonathan's Mom.  

[PityFree]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe Jonathan has had several 'fiancees'.

 Maybe he has several little Jonathans running around.

[For Cereals]

22 and a half LMAO

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh shut UP Jon's mom! "it was different times"?? Da fuq? it was the 80's, not the 50's, when you produced your douchey offspring. 

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda, not everyone is going to like you. Get used to it.

[Dance4Life]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Tasha needs to go to the leasing office and report that Eric has moved to new people into the apartment with them. Depending on the lease, it might limit occupancy to the two names in the lease and limit the lengths that “ guests” can stay. Or since four of them are living there daddy should be paying for 2/3 the rent and Tasha 1 share. That the way JJ figures when rent is split, a “couple” is considered 2. Technically Aless should also be on his tab so maybe 3 share vs 1. 

Tasha needed to change the locks.  Then go to eviction court to evict them.

She doesn’t even need to be on the lease as she is a legal tenant, regardless.

 

If Eric tried to enter the apartment she can just call the cops.  If he doesn’t leave, then Eric gets arrested.

 

Daddy offered a new apartment for them.  Swallow your pride and think of your child.

There was no need to try and kick Tasha out.

 

Offering  a budget motel is DISGUSTING!  Those motels are drug dens.  Full of low life’s, prostitutes and drug addicts.

 

It is not safe for a young girl.  She will get raped and killed!  

[CoachWristletJen]

26 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

So, Leida wears maternity tops and nursing bras???  She always looks unwashed, too! 

After a roll in a the hay with Eric, she's grimy, too.

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Need to get one in every color! I think they are all the rage on the runways in Paris.

I hadn't thought about flannel before, but now, with a snow storm today with thunder, no less,  I'm considering it. I bet it's cozy. 

[Brooklynista]

See Eric, watch Jonathan. THIS is how you stand up to your momma for your fiance. Not saying i believe in this union, but butt out momma.

Oh the SHADE from Jonathan.  "You've been married a few times momma, give us some advice".

Yesss Jonathan 

Edited November 26, 2018 by Brooklynista

[greekmom]

Jonathan's mom and Dolt's mom should meet and go bowling

[Lillith]

Mama Jonathan is seething with dislike and resentment. Like it comes through the screen. Can't be sure if she's just a bitch or if there's a major backstory here. I suspect a bit of both. 

[Armchair Critic]

I get the feeling Jonathan has a reputation for being a douche because everybody seems skeptical he can be married.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jon, you snarky asshole, you

[Mercolleen]

They need to do their math PROPER!

[ALittleShelfish]

LMAO nice shot, Jonathan.  "You've been married a couple of times, maybe you can offer some advice..." You know he wanted to punctuate that with "...BITCH."

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoo boy, score one for Jonathan. Low blow, but I did smirk.

[Floatingbison]

Zinger!! You've been married a couple times!!   So shut the fuck up, mom!!!!!

[tincansailor981]

You've been married a couple of times.....Hahaha.  what a surprise

[shouldbedancing]

"You've been married a couple of times. Give us some advice." lol Jonathan and his mommy don't get along

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Well, you’ve been married a few times...

[Suzywriter]

Ceci looks pissed. What is with these pirhana moms?

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

Mama Jonathan is seething with dislike and resentment. Like it comes through the screen. Can't be sure if she's just a bitch or if there's a major backstory here. I suspect a bit of both. 

Probably a bad breakup with baby daddy

[charmed1]

I think Ceci is actually looking out more for Fernanda than Jonathan. Fernanda should listen.

[Dance4Life]

They have no choice to get marry.  They have 90 days.

 

Have we ever had a couple not get marry and just return home??? (That came to America and did the 90 days)

[HappyDancex2]

Awkward.

Girl, you were set up but that's the breaks.  You marry him you get the whole 90 day cray!

[Floatingbison]

Totally solid point by Fernanda.   Her family welcomes Jonadouche, and she gets here and everyone is . . . well, a douche to her.  

Edited November 26, 2018 by Floatingbison

[WonderWuman73]

Ohhhh mom you've been married few lol 

Jon's mom is just as douchy as he is. I feel bad Fernanda. 

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda, if you were 25, you would probably have some education, some skills, a job/career, a bit more maturity, a bit more capable to make life decisions. You are still a bit naïve and idealistic. You may bring your heart to a 'marriage', but you probably aren't ready. Until you know Jonathan a bit more.

[hoosiermom]

well, it's been fun. I'm going flannel house coat shopping. Merry early Christmas to me!

[LilaFowler]

Funny how literally everyone in Jon's family is skeptical. I thought Jon's mother was more worried for Fernanda than the situation in general. It almost seemed like a warning. Jon had some barely concealed hostility towards his mother, too. Why does he need her approval again, at his age? Run Fernanda. Go back to Mexico. She'll regret marrying him someday.

[CoachWristletJen]

23 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

I hope Eric's ex-wife takes this tape and goes to her lawyer and demands that she have sole custody of their kids who are under 18.  Eric is a piece of crap.

I agree. If she's still playing nicey-nice with him after this crap, I will lose respect for her, too! Let's hope that she's not. Let's hope that she's doing everything in her power to keep her daughters away from him! Also, she needs to quit being his "friend" and tell him what a piece of shit he is.

Edited November 26, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[DNR]

Whew! Next week.  It pisses me off that Leida thinks Eric should just abandon his children.  

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

Oh gee, what a difference two years makes, dipshit momma.

But she ended up divorced from his dad, so she does have some point of reference.

She LOVES  Chicago except for the cold. Well get used to it. Until you move back to Atlanta and warmer weather.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@hoosiermom, I’d suggest you buy a size up. The flannel will shrink.

[Frozendiva]

I would go back to Mexico. There are a few red flags. If Fernanda waits 2-3 years, gets a college degree, or some education, starts to live her life, and then reconnects with Jonathan, she will have a more level relationship playing field. If she loves him enough now to get married, she will do so 3 years from now.

[Dance4Life]

Who says I had you at 22 and a half???

 

Only little kids use *half.*

 

Mom is no nun.  Men like younger women! 

 

Maybe THEY go to Mexico.  He is a realtor and American realtors can work in Mexico! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Another fun night, everyone! See you all 'round the forum!