90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh geeze, Ashley is running off to Jamaica to support Jay for the interview process...does she also put her kids first because they are the most important things in her life?

Not sure why but Jay skeeves me out.  

[Miss Chevious]

Who watches Ashley’s kids while she’s gone visiting Jay?

[Neurochick]

Ashley looks hard and messed up, like an alcoholic or meth addict.

[Scarlett45]

3 minutes ago, aliya said:

I thought he said he was kicked out at 16. Still young to me. And yeah,  18/19 is an adult who probably needs to be on his own if he doesn't know how to act at home.

At sixteen if the situation called for it (like drugs, drinking, criminal activity, skipping school) I’d have sent him to live with a trusted family member who could maybe get through to him. 

[Toodleoo]

LOLLLLL this slightly cross-eyed fool is getting played so hard by Jay and his sorta-beard

[Armchair Critic]

He's too good for fat and sloppy Americans? Nicole would have got less D with this guy than Azan!

[greekmom]

Heavy sack. Oh so romantic! I really want to drop my pants for that one!

[Floatingbison]

Nice mesh Bob Marley wifebeater!

[Mercolleen]

Oh, those fat and slobby 'Mericuns trying to get their harpy claws into the Jamaican youth ... 

[usernameG]

Jay's ego is amazing. He's a little shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jay. So smooth. 

[Dance4Life]

I don’t believe Kahlani was a virgin!  I really don’t care. She already told us she dated a lot of guys so she wasn’t even....virginal! 

[Scarlett45]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Not sure why but Jay skeeves me out

I have a phrase “he looks like he has chylmida (spelling)”. You know the actor Terrance Howard? He looks like that to me. Jay LOOKS like he’d be a freaky good time in bed but I’d be scared of the prescriptions I would need afterwards. He’s got a sleazy vibe to him. 

That said I do think he’s genuinely attracted/into her. Not saying he loves her or a deep emotional thing, I think he likes having sex with her and enjoys her company. She is very pretty and seems pleasant so that’s not surprising. 

Edited October 29, 2018 by Scarlett45

[AussieBabe]

Oh Ashley. You're in your 30s with two kids, and let me guess they come first, right? And your fiance is 20. Y'all aren't even on the same wavelengths in life. Bless their hearts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jay has all the moves and it would really impress a teenage girlfriend, which Blondie isn’t. 

[Frozendiva]

Jay, Love is doing the dishes, taking out the trash too.

[Neurochick]

Jay is playing this woman like a cheap fiddle.

[ALittleShelfish]

Humble Jay needs to dial it back.  I'm over him already.

[CoachWristletJen]

"I'm gonna be right there giving you the D every day... and you will go to work, and I will stay home."

[Gigglepuff]

Long distance is hard...especially with a 20 year old - so why do it? Just for the D? 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

Jay's ego is amazing. He's a little shit.

Shaking my head at this woman with a child who thinks this oversexed little shit is going to be good for an actual relationship.

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Dance4Life said:

I don’t believe Kahlani was a virgin!  I really don’t care. She already told us she dated a lot of guys so she wasn’t even....virginal! 

I believe she was especially since she is Mormon. But she could’ve been an “oral sex isn’t sex” virgin, I know a lot of religious women that had that stance. (Not saying all people who obstain from sex for religious reasons feel that way!)

[CraftyHazel]

Jay is gross.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I missed you so much. I thought of you every time I banged a hotel guest" 

[CoachWristletJen]

The couples usually tell the cameras to go away but something tells me with those two started coupling and the crew just sort of quietly backed out of the room.

[Floatingbison]

Pussywhipped Colt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jay has Tarik as his stylist.

[ALittleShelfish]

If the most captivating bit of Colt footage is multiple shots of him... shaving, then maybe Colt isn't the guy to have on the show.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Sex on demand, 3 times a day, in cars in traffic?  Sounds like love, huh?  Jay will resent her kids taking time and attention away from him. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Colt never should have shaved his beard. He has a weak chin.

I'm saying this and I hate beards!

[Granny58]

Colt:  I'm very excited.....in the most deadpan voice.  Lol...I love this guy!

[For Cereals]

Colt reminds me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite 

[Gigglepuff]

That's one tubby kitty. 

[Frozendiva]

Colt, wash the sheets. Cat hair is not appealing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt and his mother are giving me a huge case of the willies. 

[usernameG]

Colt's mom is going to have a hard time with this new woman. 

[Armchair Critic]

So far I like Colt's mother, but I think she is going to be oil and water with the new hottie girlfriend.

[Brooklynista]

Colt really drives with his hands at 10 and 2. I don't know why that irks me.

Every one really dresses for the occasion here. Guess I'll meet the love of my life in my cleaning the garage uniform.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Brooklynista

[PityFree]

 Larisa is going to be very disappointed in your 2004 Toyota, Colt

[Owwwww ma leg]

“Mother” I can’t, I just cant

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Jay is gross.

I think Ashley is the gross one.  She’s the one with the kids.

[LilaFowler]

But would Mother Colt give him a handful of hair if he were leaving the country?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cat Boy Mom doesn’t have the word “boundaries” in her vocabulary.

Larissa is in for a big surprise. 

[Miss Chevious]

Colt is such a schlub. No flowers?

[Owwwww ma leg]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Larisa is going to be very disappointed in your 2004 Toyota, Colt

He is a 2004 Toyota 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Owwwww ma leg said:

“Mother” I can’t, I just cant

It's as bad as Pole and his Father. 

[Baltimore Betty]

The greeting at the airport for Larissa was so awkward, it was like the Wife Swap greetings, no one is sure if they should hug or shake hands or whatever.

[Floatingbison]

Colt needs to get his teeth fixed before he dates.  He needs to work on himself, babe!

[ChiCricket]

Colt has a very expressive right eyebrow.

[druzy]

Does he still run down the stairs to open his presents on Christmas morning?