90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[VioletNevermind]

2 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Everybody leaves the room when I watch this show. You're lucky. 

I feel you.  I casually mentioned to my mom today that I would be watching this tonight and she reacted with barely-concealed disgust.  Now she knows how I feel about it!

Edited October 22, 2018 by SuzyLee

[lucy711]

Goldigger Larissa isn't very subtle, eh?

[ChiCricket]

She doesn't want him to have time to start having second thoughts about marrying her.

 If he shaves his beard his double chin will show (he looks like a skinny fat person to me) I'm fat myself so I feel comfortable saying this. ?

Edited October 22, 2018 by ChiCricket

[PityFree]

Larissa just told him to work out and lose his moobs. Ha! 

[Armchair Critic]

This Milton looking dude's closest relationship has probably been with his red stapler

 

[Swedishswordfish]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She would have to see if her credentials will allow her to practice medicine. She may need a few exams or a lot more.

She would have to take her boards and likely match to and complete a residency before she could practice here. It would be a long process. I'm currently in medical school but I know many foreign medical grads who have gone through the process and a few have made it but many have been unsuccessful, they usually end up working in a lab or clinical research, which isn't a bad career, just hard to do outside of a city/research university. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess to Larissa, America really is the land of opportunity. It things don’t work out with CatBoy, she can find a high roller in a casino.

[CraftyHazel]

Colt is...weird at best.  Lives with mom, has three cats with cutesy-utesy names that get dressed up in little outfits, etc.  But I kind of don’t hate him.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Just now, snarkish said:

My 11  year old just padded through the living room and poked her nose at the TV and asked, "Are you live snarking again??! Where did the stripper go?"

My husband, when I started in on douche bro and said I need to get on the snark forum, asked if a bunch of people really  just sit around snarking on shows.  lol 

[lucy711]

Oh don't tell me the guy is whining about child support because the fiancee doesn't like it.  Tell her that yes, in America you have to provide for your children.  UGH!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Swedishswordfish said:

She would have to take her boards and likely match to and complete a residency before she could practice here. It would be a long process. I'm currently in medical school but I know many foreign medical grads who have gone through the process and a few have made it but many have been unsuccessful, they usually end up working in a lab or clinical research, which isn't a bad career, just hard to do outside of a city/research university. 

My guess is that the alleged medical degree is either as a medical technician or a low level nursing degree. I’ll be shocked if she’s a bonafide doctor.

[Frozendiva]

Colt is in for a wild ride and major life lesson.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, dreadfulLeigh said:

My husband, when I started in on douche bro and said I need to get on the snark forum, asked if a bunch of people really  just sit around snarking on shows.  lol 

Hahahaha--we don't just "sit around"--we plan for it and look forward to it! 

[PupCal]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guess to Larissa, America really is the land of opportunity. It things don’t work out with CatBoy, she can find a high roller in a casino.

Let's be real, things are not gonna work out with CatBoy.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Colt is...weird at best.  Lives with mom, has three cats with cutesy-utesy names that get dressed up in little outfits, etc.  But I kind of don’t hate him.

He could have gotten on disabilitymatches.com

He was stupid to find someone like Larissa and even stupid to go on the show. I don't pity him.

[Armchair Critic]

This guy reminds me of "David poor" from season 5

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eric, dude, get some sleep. Those bags under your eyes look heavy.

[usernameG]

Eric, you chose between your old and new family when you kick out your kid for the new one.

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahaha--we don't just "sit around"--we plan for it and look forward to it! 

Haha true. I haven’t watched 90df in a while but I’ve been missing the live snark from M600LbsL

Edited October 22, 2018 by dreadfulLeigh
Words, stupid words

[Armchair Critic]

Awww his ex wife seems decent

[AussieBabe]

Dude's not 40. He must have went to the same school of hard knocks that the fiddy two year old granny attended. 

[JAndy]

I feel bad for eric’s Daughters. 

[usernameG]

The entire Eric family is schlubby....I predict there are going to be MAJOR family issues including with the ex wife.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

This guy reminds me of "David poor" from season 5

Was about to say the same thing!

[CraftyHazel]

Redhead daughter has no chin.  Bless her heart.

[Pepper Mostly]

Uh....Eric's not so good at reading a room, is he?

[PeaceLily2]

16 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Everyone who gets on this show has to fail a test on pronouns.

They must have to fail a lot of tests.  Lol

[TigerLily20]

Because.........America.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tenille has a drop away chin. Poor girl needs an implant. Maybe her new stepmother can perform the surgery.

[JAndy]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Awww his ex wife seems decent

She’s probably thinking wtf is he doing. Crazy 

[Caseysgirl]

At least Colt has more balls then Russ, Pao’s husband.  He seems a bit more stubborn & set in his ways and he can always take comfort in Mom & the cats when she inevitably leaves him.

[Neurochick]

This guy is a #1 asshole, and he looks way older than forty.

[druzy]

You don't want to choose between your old family and potentially new family- there's no choice. Your "old" family is your family mother fucker. I don't believe your new family lady has money. She's photoshopping her life. 

[Armchair Critic]

"He's a patriot is why he isn't going there." BARF!

The ex wife is smart telling him to go there and she may have an ulterior motive. Should have stuck with her.

[EllaDisco]

Dear Americans:  If you don't want your foreign fiance to think you are made of money, maybe spend enough time to get to know each other properly before you get engaged.

[PeaceLily2]

Just now, Marmiarmo said:

Redhead daughter has no chin.  Bless her heart.

A good oral surgeon can fix that......it’s a bad one.  Poor thing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mrs. Eric should treat herself to a makeover. Or a shampoo and a haircut.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[tincansailor981]

Eric is Sgt Baker..

[PupCal]

Eric, buddy, she lives in a mansion with servants and shit. You? You live in a 2 bedroom apartment that you share with your 19-year old daughter. Leida is not gonna be pleased.

[Scarlett45]

Ummmhmmmm (on child support), please child please. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god. Nobelist Leida can't understand child support? 

[Gigglepuff]

I haven't seen a gold barrette like that since 1987. 

[Stardancer Supreme]

Why does Eric expect his ex and daughters to accept Leida? All the couples here are doing the "Vanessa Huxtable presenting Dabnis Brickey on a trash can lid" type of family introductions.

[Swedishswordfish]

6 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Everybody leaves the room when I watch this show. You're lucky. 

My husband thinks these people are so funny, he watches with me every week. 

[JAndy]

Wow. I can’t believe he said that in front of his daughters! 

[usernameG]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mrs. Sric should treat herself to a makeover. Or a shampoo and a haircut.

Or a hairbrush...

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Kinda odd that his name is Colt, that is so lifetime movie hot neighbor name, and yet we get a precious desert flower with man boobs

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, Lita (spelling?) needs to stay in her damn lane.  She has an issue with the child support?!  Bitch, please.  

Edited October 22, 2018 by SuzyLee

[snarkish]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

A good oral surgeon can fix that......it’s a bad one.  Poor thing. 

She also talks like she has cotton balls in her cheeks after oral surgery. So maybe she's got some jaw issues. I give her props for drinking hot tea with honey. Now I want another cuppa.

[tincansailor981]

Just now, JAndy said:

Wow. I can’t believe he said that in front of his daughters! 

Brain is obviously not a strong suit