90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pondlass1]

Women should have 4 hubbies not other way around.

Why doesn’t Pillow Talk follow? We have to work tomorrow. 

[renatae]

Uh, oh, next up - Caesar #2 waiting at the airport for a Russian who stood him up 3 times.

[Pondlass1]

28 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I believe that's Leicester and Birmingham.

My point is that UK welfare is even more generous than the US plus free health care. Why would he be trolling for a green card?

 

[Kiss my mutt]

There’s not enough mayonnaise in the world to make Ed look good.  At least, per the previews, he seems to be onto Rosemary and not ignoring red flags because he’s lonely and horny. If he’s a germaphobe I’m surprised he’s going to stay in a hut with no running water or indoor plumbing. If he’s worried about a rash I wouldn’t go sticking my dick( if I had one) in a virtual stranger. 

[Frozendiva]

Roast turkey breast today. Hope there is good snarking!

[Angry Moldovan]

Hello to all my beautiful Queens and Kings

[Gobi]

What a blow I was dealt last week when I couldn't watch live! I caught up with "More to Hate". Wow, does this show drag without snark!

[Christina]

CHOKING ALERT!! CHOKING ALERT!!

You will want to have your mouth free of food and beverage, possibly your tongue, and if you're gifted like me, air, during the scenes with Darcey and Stacey. 

You'll gasp, then laugh, then your brain will begin trying to reconcile what you are seeing, "What the? Who?  Why? That's not..." then Stacey appears and it starts all over with the gasp, laugh, brain trying to figure out what's going on.

Then, Darcey tries to drink from a straw, you cannot help but burst out laughing, the camera pans to Stacey, where you gasp, again, and your brain short circuits like Taeyung.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m in the mood for snark, simply because you’re near me 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[greekmom]

Who's ready!?!?

[Eldemarge]

I am here for Darcey tears!  And true love.  Hi all!

[JennyMominFL]

Hi Y’all

[fireice13]

I can't believe this has become Sunday night appointment TV for me, but I just can't not watch the train wrecks. It makes me feel a lot better about my life!

[JennyMominFL]

double post

Edited March 2, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Archer27]

Here...

[hisbunkie]

I’m here. Hola Peeps!

[iwasish]

On 2/23/2020 at 10:48 PM, Kiss my mutt said:

There’s not enough mayonnaise in the world to make Ed look good.  At least, per the previews, he seems to be onto Rosemary and not ignoring red flags because he’s lonely and horny. If he’s a germaphobe I’m surprised he’s going to stay in a hut with no running water or indoor plumbing. If he’s worried about a rash I wouldn’t go sticking my dick( if I had one) in a virtual stranger. 

I hope he’s bringing his expensive sheets with him cause half these couples end up sleeping on mattresses without any sheets at all. 

[fireice13]

I'm hoping I can keep track of everyone easier, but after watching so many iterations of the show it's hard to remember who is who sometimes. 

Edited March 2, 2020 by fireice13

[Auntie Anxiety]

Put your seatbelt on, kids. The comments are going to be hilarious tonight. Trust me.

[blubld43]

What's up??  Ready for Darcy!!

[OoogleEyes]

Hello yinz guys!

Ready for some snark 

[kacesq]

I’m here! I’m here!!! Love to you all!

and let me just reiterate how much I hate Lisa.

[Gobi]

Geoffrey looks like the bastard child of John Ritter and Chuck Norris.

[Armchair Critic]

Hi all!

 Geoffrey's son looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo......and to be honest he would have been my type in my younger years. 😉 But now I think both of those boys would look better without the scruff.

[greekmom]

damn. we start off with the idiot. He's suppose to me my bathroom break!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geoffrey’s eyes look like they belong to someone in a cult.

[hookedontv]

I’m here I’m here for the shitshow! I am also recovering from the flu, last week was tough. 
 

[magemaud]

My husband just said to me, “I suppose it’s time for your show...” but fear not, he will be pretending that he’s not watching, too

[LilaFowler]

One of Geoffrey's sons looks like Timothee Chalamet (or however you spell that).

[Frozendiva]

Geoffrey, you deserve prison or counselling. Happiness? LOL.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Geoffrey looks like the bastard child of John Ritter and Chuck Norris.

With Adam Driver hair

[Armchair Critic]

I figured out who Lisa (the older lady with the Nigerian rapper) reminds me of - an older version of Sarah (Michael's wife) from Love After Lockup. She even puts on the accent like Sarah does when she talks to Usman.

 

*edited because I had the wrong show

Edited March 2, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[Ijustwantsomechips]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hello to all my beautiful Queens and Kings

So beautiful. I love you baby... so maaaaash

[Archer27]

Geoffrey's sons are cool.

[JennyMominFL]

I know someone who will tote your eggs for you

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eggs? EGGS? Can he tote’em?

[FrancescaFiore]

Darcy has been on season after season of this show called 90 Day Fiance, yet ain't no man given her an engagement ring yet!

[hookedontv]

As usual, the kids have more common sense than their desperate parents. 
 

Geoffrey has aaaaaigs! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

damn. we start off with the idiot. He's suppose to me my bathroom break!!!

IKR?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Geoffrey’s eyes look like they belong to someone in a cult.

He is kind of Heaven’s Gate-ish.

[Armchair Critic]

I think Geoffrey's ex who was in the restaurant with him last week is better looking than the Russian girl, the Russian is a bit of a Butterface.

Edited March 2, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[iwasish]

He looks like a serial killer in that mugshot. 
 

[ChiCricket]

Geoffrey's seatbelt kept disappearing.

Edited March 2, 2020 by ChiCricket

[LilaFowler]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

Darcy has been on season after season of this show called 90 Day Fiance, yet ain't no man given her an engagement ring yet!

Um excuse me, Connecticut Queen Darcey has received an Appreciation Ring and an 18th century key that may or may not unlock something.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

My husband just said to me, “I suppose it’s time for your show...” but fear not, he will be pretending that he’s not watching, too

My son started to ask me to watch something with him, and then remembered ‘oh yeah, 90 days’. Bad mum on a Sunday night

[FrancescaFiore]

Geoffrey: prison's original Crazy Eyes

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

So beautiful. I love you baby... so maaaaash

Liar!! You never loved us!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

GUYS.  I am gutted--we just dumped cable, and I can't get TLC through Roku. I apparently have to have cable to get TLC go! Anyone else cut the cord and access TLC? HOW? 

[kacesq]

Hell yeah! Delusional Darcy! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My eyes! My eyes! Darcy looks um, not so good.