90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She's not a prostitute! She's an escort!

She just has a lot of very good friends who like to give her nice presents!

[Bryce Lynch]

Ben and Bikini talking about her satisfaction level and their sexual chemistry hit the "Scott's Tots" level on my cringe meter.

[magemaud]

Sorry I’m behind everyone, but so happy that Akinyi’s Family is in “agreeance” about them getting married! I cracked up when the woman started singing the Swahili version of “The bride cuts the cake.” 

[PityFree]

Hey, Greyson! I hope you didn’t want to go to college!!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Bikini is going to be shocked when she finds out Benji is poor.

[LilaFowler]

Woo! Jeremy is hot.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This show seems to be dragging this week. Just me?

No, I think it's time for this particular train wreck to be over. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, PityFree said:

 I’d bet good money Benjamin does not do that particular sex act.

He strikes me as the lights out, missionary only, whats-a-clitoris kind of guy.

[Gobi]

Caesar is friends with a Terminator?

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ben: Chemistry's important. I think we have it. 

Pepper Mostly: Ben. You don't have it. 

I'm hearing your response in the Arrested Development narrator voice.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Bikini is disappointed. I'm not surprised.

He ain’t going downtown for Zucchini 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar’s friend was sent in from Central Casting.

[Julyolo]

Old Benjamin! You had me when you said, "what am I supposed to do just keep going until they say?......." That's good advice for most situations in my world.

[Pepper Mostly]

Caesar: I asked my friend Jeremy to meet me for a cup of coffee. Which he has to pay for, I'm tapped out. 

[kacesq]

Why...hello Jeremy!!!!!

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I don't even know her name. I think I'll call her NAP. (NOT A Prostitute)

Apparently her name is Juliana and she's a "yacht model", whatever that is. He looks like a walking midlife crisis. I like the name NAP better.

[Brooklynista]

"Hey Jeremy!"

Relax Caesar,  the place is empty. He sees you. Herp derp.

[VioletNevermind]

Jeremy brought those big guns over to drop a little bit of real talk on Caesar.

[hookedontv]

“Jeremy, come sit by me, let’s have a drink. 

I have a cookie jar, if you’re interested.”

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Caesar’s friend was sent in from Central Casting.

I immediately thought the same thing.  

[usernameG]

Well hello Germy!

[hula-la]

Cesar’s friend is trying really hard to keep a straight face in their conversation lol. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Don't miss Ceasar's hot friend. 

Yeah, he’s hawt. Ohhhhhh I want t see more of him

[Armchair Critic]

Caesar's friend is kind of nice looking...

[Toodleoo]

Well helloooooooo dere, DemoDayDan, I’ll show you some 90 Day Fantasy....

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Woo! Jeremy is hot.

He can come sit by me.....I'm married but he can sit with me a while.

[LookABird]

At least Caesar is broadening his horizons with travel.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He ain’t going downtown for Zucchini 

Spiralizer time.

[goofygirl]

Lord, where does Ceasar find all that money for that Maria?  Seriously. Now it's CUBA for Jeebus' sake.  This guy needs a minder! STAT!

[Gigglepuff]

3 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Bikini is disappointed. I'm not surprised.

So gross to think of. I'll bet Ben was all whiny and sweaty. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Apparently her name is Juliana and she's a "yacht model", whatever that is. He looks like a walking midlife crisis. I like the name NAP better.

‘Yacht model’ = prostitute 

[VioletNevermind]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why...hello Jeremy!!!!!

Mitts off, I called dibs.  He’s going to give me the key to his house after stringing me along and treating me like shit for several weeks. 

[Rabithed]

I think Maria would not be a no show if she were dealing with Jermy! 

[LucyEth]

Caesar is playing  a game, no one is that stupid.

[magemaud]

44 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

If she ends up in Syria, she will grow up very fast.

And very FAT 

[kacesq]

Can Americans go to Cuba simply for tourism? I thought you could go on humanitarian trips only.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cuba?

Hahahahahahahaha!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Does Ben not realize that Akini's dad can't actually collect on the bride price once they get to the states?

Right? Just change your phone number and block him on social media. He'll get the message eventually. 

2 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

He strikes me as the lights out, missionary only, whats-a-clitoris kind of guy.

Every Saturday night, whether she wants to or not. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Spiralizer time.

*dead again*

i regret that i have but nine lives to live per Sunday

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

“Jeremy, come sit by me, let’s have a drink. 

I have a cookie jar, if you’re interested.”

My husband wonders why I'm laughing so hard.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Mitts off, I called dibs.  He’s going to give me the key to his house after stringing me along and treating me like shit for several weeks. 

But are you exclusive??????

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, kacesq said:

Can Americans go to Cuba simply for tourism? I thought you could go on humanitarian trips only.

Maria is  smart picking Cuba isn’t she?

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Lord, where does Ceasar find all that money for that Maria?  Seriously. Now it's CUBA for Jeebus' sake.  This guy needs a minder! STAT!

How far around the globe does he think TLC is gonna send him?

[blubld43]

Ha! Tim IS actually going to leave without doing the deed! Run Jeniffer, run!

[usernameG]

I have not heard a word of what Cesar said because I am sitting here thinking Germy can demo day me if he wants... This was a great addition to the cast.

[Bryce Lynch]

5 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

“The cookie jar was taken care of well.”

Oh gross. Ben and Akini are so immature and just yucky. 

As cringey as that was, I think Bikini was the one who first brought up the cookie jar, a couple of weeks ago.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

But are you exclusive??????

Dead

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Lord, where does Ceasar find all that money for that Maria?  Seriously. Now it's CUBA for Jeebus' sake.  This guy needs a minder! STAT!

Ha! There is a Cuba trave ban. I was on one f the last cruise ships let in

[Adeejay]

I am totally convinced that Caesar's handsome friend, Jeremy is an actor and that this is a manufactured storyline.  

[Persnickety1]

Oh, Cesar, it's not just Jeremy.  We all know you're being taken advantage of.  

Please, do go to Cuba, Cesar, and be sure to travel via a flimsy raft and take a paddle.