90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[renatae]

22 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

And the neck holes in the clothing are huge, just because we have a few extra pounds on us doesn't mean we are linebackers, I don't like when my bra straps show because everything looks like a boat neck

My very biggest complaint! Everything is constantly sliding off my shoulders. Never used to in the old days.

[Baltimore Betty]

Rebecca calling Zied out on a lie is stupid when she has been lying since day one.

Zied is lying about his job and payment method, Rebecca takes everything at face value because she wants to believe it to be true.

[greekmom]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

"I work so much work"

Get real Rebecca, he will be a slug when you bring him back to America

Agreed. he will find a hookah lounge near her town.

[kacesq]

Rebecca knows that Zied can’t work right away. Does she really think she’ll get his ass to work after the green card is secured? She’s such a pathetic idiot.

[charmed1]

I would bring every single one of those cats over on a visa. I’d probably follow that little fat one all throughout Tunisia screaming, “I love you so mash, bebe!”

[Bryce Lynch]

"I work so much work."

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

And some wipes for her face...

And filters

[usernameG]

Rebecca thinks she so together for doing background checks on him but this woman keeps making stupid mistake after stupid mistake.

[Dance4Life]

Are you fucking married to another Arab fckboi????

You are NOT a PI, either! 

You are a waitress! 

You are not the same person from the photos you sent Zied!

This red eye bitch....has some darn nerves!  Adulterer!  Bigamist! 

Rebecca probably has kids living their fathers, too! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Akinyi looks like she's headed to her execution. 

No, Akinyi, if Ben marries you, you will move to Arizona and he will never see your family again. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love that Benjamin accessorizes with a holster phone case in his belt. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Shuteeeee upppeeee Becky with the bad hair, you are a married bisexual having sex with a boy

[poeticlicensed]

Zied's job is to find an American woman to marry.  He's self employed. What about that doesn't Becky understand?

[Armchair Critic]

Akini's whole family is a bit scary

[Floatingbison]

but, but, but ..Z's sister said her brother is "perfect."

[magemaud]

I’m behind everybody, but what’s on Tim’s ear? 

[DragonFlyzz]

Worried about him lying about his job when you’re lying about your marital status?  Some nerve you’ve got.

[Gobi]

Will Ben have to castrate a calf?

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I believe Zied is lying and is unemployed. I remember him telling either his mom or his sister, "when I get to America, she gets me job." 

Exactly. Her concerns about his job are irrelevant when she was planning on moving him to the states anyway. He will have to find other employment then, if he can, or is allowed to work.

[kacesq]

Oh Hairy...just get back on the plane and go home before you have to castrate a bull or something.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I am updating my resume to say 'I work the so much work no problem. I understand this, it's ok"

[renatae]

That bride getup was too much. Why do they have those lovely wedding dresses if they intend to wrap them in the equivalent of burlap?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ben. You're just lying now. No one in Kenya has been nice to you. Not even Akinyi. 

[Floatingbison]

The Benjamin test:  I wouldn't put up with any of this shit for the hottest woman in the world.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

but, but, but ..Z's sister said her brother is "perfect."

Perfectly lazy, she means. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m behind everybody, but what’s on Tim’s ear? 

That's how he keeps in contact with the mother ship. He looks like an alien in that photo

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m behind everybody, but what’s on Tim’s ear? 

I can't get over the size of his forehead.

[Mercolleen]

Running behind ... just got to Tim saying he is "scorned for life." He must have taken grammar and vocabulary lessons with Darcy. SMDH.

[PityFree]

Oh. The bride price. 

[kacesq]

bride price!! Another test!

[charmed1]

Benjamin, you can’t even pronounce the girl’s name correctly. But she’s a godsend? I’m sitting here looking like Mother Akinyi.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The Benjamin test:  I wouldn't put up with any of this shit for the hottest woman in the world.

I’d do it for David Duchovny, but that’s it

[Auntie Anxiety]

If the elders think Benjamin is going to give them jewels and money, umm, that’s not going to happen, folks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Not just a necklace. A "very expensive" necklace. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Why is he being blindsided by all of this?  Akinyi should have let him know all of the things that would be expected of him.  The fact that she didn’t is telling.

Edited September 23, 2019 by DragonFlyzz

[poeticlicensed]

This bride price thing stinks of a huge con.

[Floatingbison]

I know this is show to shake Hairy Benjamin down for the bride price, but nevertheless, this is just so offensive. 

Edited September 23, 2019 by Floatingbison

[Dance4Life]

How much is Akinyi?????

Avery was $6,000!

These people are Christians!  There is no bride price in Christianity! 😂

[kacesq]

So Akinyi you’re ok with marrying a broke guy so long as your family gets the bride price? It would seem that a family that needed 200 blessings would want their daughter not married to a broke loser.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

I can't get over the size of his forehead.

That’s a fivehead!😳

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d do it for David Duchovny, but that’s it

Keanu for me, but I think he is more into men.

[For Cereals]

So how much is Bikini going for with the men in her village cause I’m not seeing anyone beating a path to their door.  Annnd, I would be negotiating since we’re getting all biblical.  How much housework, tending livestock, and cleaning my feet is she going to do?

[Julyolo]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m behind everybody, but what’s on Tim’s ear? 

His audition photo for Dr. Pimple Popper.

[Eldemarge]

His poor kid eats twinkie lunches at his dad's house and probably doesn't have a college fund.  Ben is not going to plop a little bag of jewels on their coffee table, but okay.  I guess we'll see.  Also, I don't like him.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

This bride price thing stinks of a huge con.

You’ve got to pay the bride price if you want..... inside it’s always sunny in Philadelphia joke

[magemaud]

NM, already answered 

Edited September 23, 2019 by magemaud

[Bryce Lynch]

For New Testament Christians to claim the Bible demands a bride price, bases upon an OT story is heresy.

I would be fine with them citing Kenyan custom, but saying the Bible commands it is very, dishonest.

Edited September 23, 2019 by Bryce Lynch

[jennylauren123]

The thing on Tim's ear...it matches the undereye treatment so maaash, baybee.

[Adeejay]

The elders probably believe that because Benjamin is a Caucasian American, he is rich.  When they find out he is broke, they are going to literally run him out of town.

[Christina]

I'm 99% sure that Tom will propose to Darcey before Cris Collinsworth learns about football. He clearly has incriminating photos of someone in a hotel, with a prostitute, surrounded by meth to keep his job.