90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Dance4Life]

Ohhhhh....JeniFFer......you got a kid!  

The pussy needs to remove those dog tags.  Very dangerous during sexy time.

All dangling in front of your face.......they can chip your teeth!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Eye masks?  That's his sex move?

Do women not find that sexy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eyes masks? I’m swooning (or not).

[Frozendiva]

I like a man who uses moisturizer.

[Armchair Critic]

Now watch he will be on Instagram trying to sell those eye pads

[Angry Moldovan]

How does feminine Tim also make guns. He’s such a weird little man( or woman)

[Mr. Miner]

Bless your heart! Little Fella

[Dance4Life]

Ok.....what happened to The Pussy?

Did they used forceps during his birth and applied too much pressure?

His head looks squeezed. 

[VioletNevermind]

Pro tip, Teem: If you want to have sex, maybe leave the teenage slumber party stuff at home next time. 

[kacesq]

So I guess now that Avery’s mom is on board with the wedding, Avery is going to see if the “moving to Syria” news will get a rise out of her...

[Burning Rubber]

Jeniffer is totally turned off by Tim and is throwing up a little bit in her mouth. She can smell that he's afraid of her and she's fighting the urge to smack him around.

What she really wants is a man who jumps her and bangs her like a pneumatic drill.

[Gobi]

Oh look, there's a hint flying over Tim's head!

[LennieBriscoe]

"He's quite feminine." Nothing says "Let's get intimate" like those creepy yellow eye patches! 

[deedee2]

Did Tim say he doesn't want to make a move on her because he doesn't want to do something that would be "irreparable"? What does that MEAN?? 

[Neurochick]

Tim looks like an ugly Derick Hough.

[sagittarius sue]

Hey Drogo, you've spoken in favor of eye masks.  Do they drive your wife wild with passion?

[Pepper Mostly]

Everyone is absolutely in love, has found a soulmate, has no doubt. Until they actually meet in person. Then they hit the ground bickering, and they have to "work on our relationship". Jeeeezus. 

[PityFree]

Just now, kacesq said:

So I guess now that Avery’s mom is on board with the wedding, Avery is going to see if the “moving to Syria” news will get a rise out of her...

 I think Avery is actually *trying* to get her mom to forcibly stop her from marrying. It’s so odd.

[Brodicea]

Are Tim's armpits shaved?

[toodles]

Tim looks like Jimmy Neutron:  Boy Genius.

[Dance4Life]

Maybe Tim can show Jeniffer another  photo of his Ferrari......and, get her engine hot!

Vrooooooom!

[HappyDancex2]

Hi Yall…..I'm LATE!!!!   I left my undereye bag patches at home too wah

[Mindthinkr]

Jeepers. I just no longer have company and got to this. 

[magemaud]

Teri! Phone home! 

[PityFree]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Hey Drogo, you've spoken in favor of eye masks.  Do they drive your wife wild with passion?

 Maybe when he wears them on his penis?

[Drogo]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Tim looks like an ugly Derick Hough.

Like Derek Hough if he had Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeries. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Everyone is absolutely in love, has found a soulmate, has no doubt. Until they actually meet in person. Then they hit the ground bickering, and they have to "work on our relationship". Jeeeezus. 

I read that with the lyrics. I beg you pardon I never promised you a rose garden. Not sure why

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Oh look, there's a hint flying over Tim's head!

Gobi you’re killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Tim looks like an ugly Derick Hough.

I get Jack Osborne. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Brodicea said:

Are Tim's armpits shaved?

I don't know, but you can bet your bottom dollar he manscapes.

[Ellie Godfrey]

9 minutes ago, greekmom said:

you know Michael, Akyini is only 88 hours away from you by car. She's a better catch than big Ang.

But Big Ang has Mockal's balls in a beer can in the carport. Besides, sweet little Akyini can't introduce him to Donald Trump.

[Chickabiddy]

After that impromptu beauty session, I now believe more than ever that Tim’s big secret is that he was a girl. And, also, those tiny, tiny shoulders.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Everyone is absolutely in love, has found a soulmate, has no doubt. Until they actually meet in person. Then they hit the ground bickering, and they have to "work on our relationship". Jeeeezus. 

I can’t even attract anyone here. Maybe I need to check Tunisia.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys are killing me tonight! Laughing my ass off.

[HappyDancex2]

The power....the water....the war....

[Julyolo]

How stupid is Avery to ask him if they have makeup in Syria? She should be asking him if she will be allowed to wear makeup in Syria.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't know, but you can bet your bottom dollar he manscapes.

Landing strip is my bet

[poeticlicensed]

Omar is over Avery

[Drogo]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Hey Drogo, you've spoken in favor of eye masks.  Do they drive your wife wild with passion?

No. But at year 15, anything new is good. 

Also:

5 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

a man who jumps her and bangs her like a pneumatic drill.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I can’t even attract anyone here. Maybe I need to check Tunisia.

That’s a thought, where are the best looking men? So far not England

[peaceknit]

Avery is way too bossy for a Muslim man.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

The power....the water....the war....

Okay but what if she can't buy makeup??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Omar. What makes you think Avery is a complainer?

[JennyMominFL]

This is just sad

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You guys are killing me tonight! Laughing my ass off.

Tears here!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Do they have makeup and stuff in Syria?". Oh Avery. Honey. You have no fucking clue. 

[Frozendiva]

Avery is very spoiled and immature. Hardship will make her grow up.

[HappyDancex2]

Dude you should worry you might not see her again no matter what!   She looks like she might wander down the road looking for Starbucks Syria Drive.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Omar is looking for a way out. 

[pandaindisguise]

I think makeup is the least of your worries there