90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Dance4Life]

Tim drives his ‘Ferrari’ to Planet Fitness!

I saw a You Tube video where it is only $10 a month and the all weights are less that 60 pounds!  Omg!

[Bubbacat]

Douche Tim reproduced? Poor kid.

[Julyolo]

Tim's girlfriend from Columbia is a Meghan Markle look alike.

Edited August 5, 2019 by Julyolo
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[Eldemarge]

"Family values"  Translation:  I can be a dickhead to her and she'll do everything I say.

[JennyMominFL]

I swear to god I have seen him at Doctor Who cons

Edited August 5, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[Armchair Critic]

Is Veronica really supportive or secretly jealous of him with another woman? I will admit I would have a hard time being excited about an ex dating somebody new.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

Douche Tim reproduced? Poor kid.

no he didn't.  No worries!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Where does he get his clothes. He does redeem a little with his daughter 

[Frozendiva]

No one ever finds an astrophysicist or engineer or regular office worker or accountant.

[bref]

ok, well it appears he fathered a smart and funny kid, so i'll give him half a point for that.

[tvrox]

"I really like Latin women because of their family values" Cue boob shot. I think we all know what "family values" really means.

[greekmom]

Tim you need to call Russ up and have a nice long chat about spicy Latinas!

[jacksgirl]

She works out more than he does. Sorry don't know names yet

[Horrified]

Tim looks a bit like Eddie Izzard.

[charmed1]

Ok, everyone in this situation is fucking weird. Including the kid.

[BradandJanet]

Timothy fathered a child? Really?

[Brooklynista]

Tim's ex seems very...strong. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, bref said:

ok, well it appears he fathered a smart and funny kid, so i'll give him half a point for that.

It's not his kid.

[Armchair Critic]

The P.I. is 21 years older. Oh my here we go again...

[tvrox]

As an American who is Colombian I wonder why there are so many Colombian women on this show... doesn't help our image!

[PityFree]

 She’s firing up Photoshop!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

No one ever finds an astrophysicist or engineer or regular office worker or accountant.

Not many of those types post on ColombiaCatfishCupid.com.

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

aww Mr. Image is everything works out at Planet Fitness, lol.

lmao at the producers "I know how important family values are." cut to the come hither here are my boobs pic...

You see his soft, flabby physique? He needs the Planet Fitness "no judgment" policy.

[HappyDancex2]

I've never seen a guy who allowed himself to be videoed at a gym to be as muscle-less as Tim.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Horrified said:

Tim looks a bit like Eddie Izzard.

He reminds me of Tyler Baltierra on Teem Mom. Same sweaty self righteous douchiness. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

"I really like Latin women because of their family values" Cue boob shot. I think we all know what "family values" really means.

Families need boobs, too!

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, talktoomuch said:

Why the hell is Tim driving a $60,000 car in a neighborhood with $75,000 houses?

Because Tim is an arrogant prick.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Is that a sex toy?  Did she get the ring light at the dildo store?

[charmed1]

I wonder if Tim purposely seeks out women with children. 

[BradandJanet]

Can I get a filter to show kittens when Darcy comes on screen?

[iwasish]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He reminds me of Tyler Baltierra on Teem Mom. Same sweaty self righteous douchiness. 

Tyler is also an arrogant prick. 

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

As an American who is Colombian I wonder why there are so many Colombian women on this show... doesn't help our image!

As an American from Georgia, I'm constantly embarrassed by how many Georgians are on these shows.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping there’s no live chat for Unexpectorant?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I wonder if Tim purposely seeks out women with children

He's like that Hugh Grant character in the movie "About A Boy"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, talktoomuch said:

As an American from Georgia, I'm constantly embarrassed by how many Georgians are on these shows.

As a human, I’m constantly embarrassed by how many stupid people are on these shows.

[LennieBriscoe]

So THIS is where my people are! Leave some breadcrumbs next time!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, talktoomuch said:

As an American from Georgia, I'm constantly embarrassed by how many Georgians are on these shows.

Praise be no Australians have embarrassed me yet, I know it’s coming

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m hoping there’s no live chat for Unexpectorant?

Is that like people who keep coughing and coughing and won't take an expectorant?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m hoping there’s no live chat for Unexpectorant?

Jesus I hope not. I'd love it but I can't stay up that late, I get up criminally early and even this is a stretch. But I sacrifice my sleep for my PTV live chat!

[poeticlicensed]

That was the smallest dumbbell I've ever seen. And the weight was small too. 

[kacesq]

the last thing you ladies need is any more cosmetic procedures...

[Mercolleen]

TRAGEDY. Just got home from a concert, and my DVR wasn't smart enough to know to tape the new 90 Days. Noooooooooooooo. Will try to speed read the last hour of comments.

Ugh. Darcey is on. I can definitely use the next several minutes to ignore here and read. They both look like idiots.

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey always looks so uncomfortable to me in her tight clothes with her boobs pushed up.

[Horrified]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Is that like people who keep coughing and coughing and won't take an expectorant?  

Yes, but substitute the word copulating for coughing and birth control for expectorant.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy dresses like an extra in an Austin Powers movie. 

[Julyolo]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Because Tim is an arrogant prick.  

Because 80% of all luxury cars are rentals.

[happy hobo]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Is that a sex toy?  Did she get the ring light at the dildo store?

It's her diaphram?

[Dance4Life]

I started 30 minutes ago.

Who do we have?

Dude ....is it Omar?.......with Maria from Ukraine

Tim with Colombian chick

Darcy with some Brit

Jihad Bride with a Syrian

Some older lady with a younger guy

Feel free to reply with correct names and Countries.....so, that I can keep up! 😂

[VioletNevermind]

These two women are the some of the most vapid specimens I’ve seen in a long time whose last names aren’t Kardashian.

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg Darcy, get yourself an abflexer