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[configdotsys]

Once Angela leaves, Michael will be back to getting beegees.

[ALittleShelfish]

The green hair.  Yikes.  How many damn carryon bags is she taking with her?  I counted four.  There are probably more that I can't see because I'm distracted by her boobage.  

[Armchair Critic]

Angela needs to go back to the bar and find herself a good old boy around her age (60+)

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, not another Jon revelation. Spare me. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

Once Angela leaves, Michael will be back to getting beegees.

"I did the BJ.  Again."

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, configdotsys said:

Once Angela leaves, Michael will be back to getting beegees.

Accidentally, of course. 

[iwasish]

So Tarik has the $$ to pay for a room for Hazel for the next untold number of months?

What a sap. He’ll  never see that expensive ring again. 

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Michael, those are tears of joy. Right?

Of course they are. That big, blond, trashy woman is leaving and he can go back to his normal life while waiting for the airplane ticket to Trumpland. Go have a beer, Michael, you deserve it. 

[Neurochick]

Just now, iwasish said:

So Tarik has the $$ to pay for a room for Hazel for the next untold number of months?

What a sap. He’ll  never see that expensive ring again. 

Hope that ring isn’t real.

[iwasish]

What will make Rachel angry? 

What will make Rachel wake the fuck up?

[Rabbittron]

Can Tarik pay for my rent for the next few months?

[BradandJanet]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Michael's fake crying needs to be worked upon. 

He was wiping away his relief she was leaving.

[Mercolleen]

DirecTV has frozen! Nooooooooo

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oh, not another Jon revelation. Spare me. 

The guy is dull as ditchwater, who knew there would be so many "revelations"

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

4 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Once Angela leaves, Michael will be back to getting beegees.

Accidentally, of course. 

Before he even realizes it is happening......

[Scarlett45]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No I know. He's getting divorced from wife #2. So wife #1 would be his actual ex. 

Reminds me of that Catfish episode, the one with the girl who was "dating" a guy online, who was a model, and a TV writer, and was studying anesthesiology online. 

What I meant is that Ricky said he was still in the process of divorcing the woman who texted Ximena- so that’s Wife #2, his actual wife not an ex, Ximena doesn’t know he’s still married. 

 

(Regarding catfish) YES!!!

[iwasish]

Gotta be a new Karaoke partner..

or a kid?

[Neurochick]

Only a day away?  Will the wedding really happen?

What, Jon quit his job?  WTF?

Edited October 8, 2018 by Neurochick

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jon is going to tell Rachel that he has to bring the ring to Mordor.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

The green hair.  Yikes.  How many damn carryon bags is she taking with her?  I counted four.  There are probably more that I can't see because I'm distracted by her boobage.  

She probably had a few more stashed in there. 

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

What will make Rachel angry? 

Jesus Christ, what won't??

[Armchair Critic]

He quit his job and has a record. This will end well.

[aliya]

Get the eff out of here. Who has to quit their job to get married?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lucy is the collateral damage in this relationship.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jon is going to tell Rachel that he has to bring the ring to Mordor.

That's the best! Thanks for the laugh, you're on fire. 

[kacesq]

That idiot quit????????? God I love you show! 

[OoogleEyes]

So, her other daughter has never met this man, correct?

[Scarlett45]

I think Rachel’s legs/buttocks look great in her jeans. She probably wears shirts that are too big thinking that makes her look smaller. I don’t get where all her body insecurities come from, she’s a cute woman. 

 

WHAT?!!! He quit his job?!! Why?!!

[VioletNevermind]

Baby Lucy continues to be the best part of this show.  Her little face just breaks my heart right in two.  

[jacksgirl]

BBBBBWWWWAAAAH! Jon has no job now.

[snarkish]

WHAT is the deal with Jon's hair? He looked rather put together in their first meeting, and now looks like he's conjuring Cruella DeVille with that shaggy pouf with white streak. 

[Miss Chevious]

Another reason for Rach to cry...it never ends with these two.

[ECM1231]

Sweet baby cheeks Lucy! Holy moly Jon had to quit his job to get time off.

[Mercolleen]

Da fuq, Jon?

[LilaFowler]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jon is going to tell Rachel that he has to bring the ring to Mordor.

lmao!

I can't believe that he quit his job. Isn't he paying for Lucy's daycare? So... guess that's on Rachel now, eh?

[sainte-chapelle]

Jon quit his job wtf?

[Mindthinkr]

John’s feet looked filthy. Is that why he had his toes curled under? Yuck. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jon has so many things going for him. Or not.

[kacesq]

Who's going to pay for Lucy's daycare? His student loan takes half his pay?

[usernameG]

OMG OMG OMG He quit his job to be with her and avoid his debt. Classic.

Good pick there Rachel LOL

[ECM1231]

50K student loan debt!

[LilaFowler]

$50k in debt, no job, criminal record, can't get into the US!? He has exceeded the triple whammy. Rachel is an idiot.

[Neurochick]

Jon has no job and he’s in debt?  I thought school was free in the UK?  I thought student loans was an American thing.

Learn something new every day.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Neurochick

[CoachWristletJen]

Jon is not good with decision making, is he?

[PupCal]

Man, if Rachel wanted to marry an unemployed dude with crippling student loan debt and a record she could have just stayed in America.

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jon is going to tell Rachel that he has to bring the ring to Mordor.

OMGoodness!  I'm laughing like a maniac. 

[Scarlett45]

They didn’t discuss debt and things before this point?!! The wedding is a day away!

Did he discuss with his Mom that he quit his job? I’m sure she depends on that income as well, since he lives in her house!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ummmm I thought school was free in the UK no?

[kacesq]

Jon will do whatever it takes...so he quit his job, lives with his mum and they rent out rooms.  You picked a winner Rachel!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aren’t things like debt supposed to be discussed prior to getting engaged?

[Miss Chevious]

Run back to NM. All this ain’t worth it.