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[Neurochick]

Rachel, your friends and family are lying to you, they don’t want to come to the wedding because they think you are a fool.

[lucy711]

13 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

What about Mary?

Um...a Roman Catholic doesn't believe that Mary had sex out of wedlock.  That's kinda the whole point.  Jesus is so special that God made her pregnant with him when she was still a virgin. 

Edited September 24, 2018 by lucy711

[HappyDancex2]

SHERI eye makeup NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[For Cereals]

Whoa Sherri that’s a lot of eye stuff

[Gigglepuff]

So what is exactly the point of Jon and Rachel getting married? Odds are Jon's never going to set foot on US soil. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, Sheri. I actually emitted a small scream when she appeared. That eyeliner. Oy. 

[PeaceLily2]

Ugh.....not digging the black eyeshadow.

[greekmom]

This whole "fighting past".  When was this? 5 years ago? 10 yrs ago? The week before he met Rach??

Seriously. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Get your friend with the solid black eyeshadow and the stripey socks to help find you a tasteful gown....

Edited September 24, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[kacesq]

I can't take Rachel's nasal whine anymore. Make it stop. Wipes tears,everyone drink!

[AussieBabe]

Oh Rachel. How unfair is it that no one can afford $1000 tickets, hotel/AirBNB, taxi cost/car hire, etc. to attend your special day. Here's a thought. Give people time if you want them there. Duhhhh.

[Miss Chevious]

Can Rachel ever stop crying! For crying out loud!

[LilaFowler]

OMFG, she's bawling again.

[HappyDancex2]

and.......what is up with the hair of the bridal lady?    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.   What a train wreck

[Gigglepuff]

AHH! She's doing the wipe and check again! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rachel. Honey. We ALL used to weigh 105 pounds. 

[Frozendiva]

Rachel. What are your life plans with Jon? Will he support you? Are you going to work? All wedding talk and no marriage talk?

[For Cereals]

Hmmm you could stop having so many babies...

[usernameG]

While Hazel is clearly only interested in harvesting the American dollar, I feel for a little bit. I mean he just paws at her all the time. Aren't Filipino women more modest? 

[PeaceLily2]

Is that a bird nest on the chick helping them in the bridal store?

[Auntie Anxiety]

She needs to dial back that eyeliner to 20.

[Armchair Critic]

Countdown to Tarik saying prove your love (aka sex)

[Baltimore Betty]

I had two children and I could never get away with not bringing a diaper bag and stroller with me, everywhere.

Oh my, Rachel's friends eye make up and the sales girl hair.

[PeaceLily2]

Then go on a diet or work out! There are other options other than crying!  Grrrrr

Edited September 24, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[Auntie Anxiety]

Crossover opportunity with Say Yes to the Dress.

[sconstant]

Eyeliner friend: Lucy, what do you think?

Lucy: Dada.

[AussieBabe]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

So what is exactly the point of Jon and Rachel getting married? Odds are Jon's never going to set foot on US soil. 

They're going to fight the big bad American system and its unfairness that's blocking their loveeeee.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, the saleslady is not going to earn "Saleslady of the month" with that great sales technique. "this one could be like, kind of perfect". 

[kacesq]

Rachel couldn't find a different color bra to wear to "Bridal Elegance "?

[Bees52]

Rachel's under eyes must be rubbed raw by now...

[snarkish]

What's wrong with this scene? Dress store associate has "There's Something About Mary" hair going on. Sheri is channeling Amy Winehouse with the eye makeup. Oh, and let's wear a black sports bra to try on white wedding dresses. 

I need more Sangria...

[Suzywriter]

It's hard. I had two kids, one of whom is 11, and I don't weigh 105 anymore. It's hard. <snif>

[For Cereals]

Flour sack with sparkles for the win!

[tincansailor981]

Stop all the damn crying and woe is me, Rachel.   Hell, i feel sorry for Jon.

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Rachel. Honey. We ALL used to weigh 105 pounds. 

Words off my keyboard. Yeah, I weighed 105 too. Then I graduated from high school. 

[lucy711]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

The go on a diet or work out! There are other options other than crying!  Grrrrr

Thank you.  If you don't like your body, you can do something.  There also isn't any shame with not being a size zero once you are in your 30s.

[VioletNevermind]

Poor little Lucy is dragged around everywhere, chasing her mother’s whims.  *sigh*

[PityFree]

 They showed the name of the store Rachel, we know you’re going to get a dress for free.

[Gigglepuff]

Is it the 80s all over again? Judging by the saleswoman's hair and Rachel's friend's hair, I say, yes! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rachel should go to a consignment shop.

[Frozendiva]

The bridal consultant should be experienced enough to suggest flattering dresses for all body types. And ask for a budget first. There are lots of suitable dresses at regular stores, or eBay, or local ads.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Frozendiva
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[PeaceLily2]

If you can’t afford a $750 wedding dress, why go to a bridal store?  Go buy a white suit or dress from a department store! 

[HappyDancex2]

Sooooooo she can't afford a dress so she went to try on a bunch of stuff that made her feel fat....then found a dress that made her feel pretty but then poor?   She's tragic with decision making isn't she?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Can Rachel ever stop crying! For crying out loud!

She reminds me of that "Pseudobulbar Affect" commercial with Danny Glover. Inappropriate crying...

[Miss Chevious]

Why is Rachel looking at dresses she can’t afford! Go to Goodwill, if money is so tight. What an idiot. Or call Nicole, she’s got a dress on a hanger in Morocco she’s not using.

[iwasish]

That dress? Just no. Like a Nicole/Azan kind of no. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, snarkish said:

What's wrong with this scene? Dress store associate has "There's Something About Mary" hair going on. Sheri is channeling Amy Winehouse with the eye makeup. Oh, and let's wear a black sports bra to try on white wedding dresses. 

I need more Sangria...

Cranks up Billy Idol’s White Wedding.

[libgirl2]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rachel. Honey. We ALL used to weigh 105 pounds. 

I was 120 but yes..... I miss it too. I'm 150 and at my age, I am thinner than Angela!

Edited September 24, 2018 by libgirl2

[PityFree]

 The bridal sales lady’s hair screams Albuquerque.

 

( I have cousins there. It’s a thing.)

Edited September 24, 2018 by PityFree
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[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The bridal consultant should be experienced enough to suggest flattering dresses for all body types. And ask for a budge first. There are lotd os suitable dresses at regular stores, or eBay, or local ads.

Or comb her hair in the morning before she gets to work.   Serious Flock of Seagulls going on