S10.E15: Wigging Out

[OnceSane]

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The women arrive in Cartegena, Colombia, for their vacation; Bethenny has an allergic reaction; Luann reveals a shocking new look; an injured Ramona gets wheeled around the cobblestone streets. Bethenny clashes with Dorinda and Carole.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM...wiggle wiggle!!!!

 

[Martinigirl]

Dorinda perked up with Coffee Cocaine and Beer. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

The visual in my head of Ramona "abandoning her uber" and "jumping into" red scarf's car is hilarious. 

If her ankle was sprained at the time, it makes it even better.

Edited July 19, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Gem 10]

“I can walk, I can walk, praise the Lord.”  Bethenny is too much.

[Straycat80]

Ramona is shuffling along like Igor from Frankenstein. 

[AnnA]

Just now, Gem 10 said:

“I can walk, I can walk, praise the Lord.”  Bethenny is too much.

Damn!   You beat me to it!

Bethenny cracked me up.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

OMG are Luann’s sunglasses in the CAR the Turks and Caicos “be cool don’t be all uncool” SUNGLASSES!? Yes please !???  I live for them. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

House manager, Margarita, looks and sounds like she doesn't take shit from anybody.

I love her.

[Mozelle]

These women are killing me, pronouncing the city "Carta-heyn-ya." Take that "ya" off, ladies! It's Carta-heh-nah.

[KungFuBunny]

Mmmmm...maybe Ramona went dancing on Tom's friends yacht again.

I could see her spraining her ankle this way

[Martinigirl]

Okay, Tinsley went up a smidge with the great room game

The staff already hates Ramona. LOL!!!

Edited July 19, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Mozelle]

3 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Okay, Tinsley went up a smidge with the great room game

I will say that Tinsley is pretty good about gift giving. From what I've seen on the show, she doesn't do strings attached gifts, or a "Here's a product I'm developing that I'm 'gifting' (when it's really just a product placement)" move....

[RedDelicious]

Omg. I am STUNNED that these women put their filthy suitcases directly on the white bed linens ? That is disgusting!!!!

[Steph J]

3 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Okay, Tinsley went up a smidge with the great room game

Ramona not causing a scene about her room (and then praising Tinsley for the game) leads me to believe that she's mellowed by painkillers.  As we all know, no room is so nice that Ramona won't complain about it.

[Thumper]

Why are Beth and Sonja wearing hats in the house = pretentious.

[Martinigirl]

Did Ramona just roofie  Bethenny? 

Edited July 19, 2018 by Martinigirl

[AnnA]

Ha Ha Miguel ran away from Ramona and she had to hang up her own clothes.

[Straycat80]

Geez, Bethenny laying on the bathroom floor gagging and the other ladies sitting downstairs drinking and eating. Hope she did bring the Benadryl with her. 

[Fiero425]

Ramona's such an a$$hole! The kid bringing her bags up to her room in Colombia had the right idea; ran out the room before she could start making demands! She can hang up her own fk'n clothes! Then she knows "fish soup" being produced and nonchalantly said she forgot when Bethenny starts having toxic shocks! No one seems to care! A smarter person would ask "what is this" if they have a serious allergy! Idiots! ;-(

6 minutes ago, AnnA said:

Ha Ha Miguel ran away from Ramona and she had to hang up her own clothes.

I cracked up! Normally I don't mind helping a woman, but Ramona tries to make every available guy her indentured servant for as long as she can get away with it! ;-(

Update: Now the idiot woman's stuck in the elevator because she decided to bring down heels she can't wear due to sprained ankle! She's nutz! ;-)

Edited July 19, 2018 by Fiero425

[Martinigirl]

5 minutes ago, Mozelle said:

I will say that Tinsley is pretty good about gift giving. From what I've seen on the show, she doesn't do strings attached gifts, or a "Here's a product I'm developing that I'm 'gifting' (when it's really just a product placement)" move....

Skinny girl jeans are probably more $$$$ than the necklace

[WhoaWhoKnew]

8 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

The staff already hates Ramona. LOL!!!

 

2 minutes ago, AnnA said:

Ha Ha Miguel ran away from Ramona and she had to hang up her own clothes.

Ramona is number 1 on the International Luxury Villa Least Wanted list.

They were ready for her bullshit.

[mwell345]

What the heck is Carole wearing?

Edited July 19, 2018 by mwell345

[FlyingEgret]

Love the necklaces - if Tins is listening, I will make and initial work - thanks in advance! 

[JD5166]

6 minutes ago, AnnA said:

Ha Ha Miguel ran away from Ramona and she had to hang up her own clothes.

He is seriously my new hero for life!!!! 

[Martinigirl]

3 minutes ago, mwell345 said:

What the heck is Carole wearing?

 

No words. But I can't look away it's so hideous

Edited July 19, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, mwell345 said:

What the heck is Carole wearing?

IKR! Are those green feathers earrings or part of that horrible dress? 

I think everyone heard Ramona screaming in the elevator but didn’t respond on purpose.

oh lawd, Lu in the wig! She kind of looks like a Go-Go girl from the 60’s. 

[noveltylibrary]

Carole looks like a fool in that outfit.

[Martinigirl]

Just now, noveltylibrary said:

Carole looks like a fool in that outfit.

An evil Little Bo Peep

[FlyingEgret]

This trip is awesomely awful and it's only the first night! 

[poeticlicensed]

Carole thinks she's a fashionista.

[Mozelle]

6 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Skinny girl jeans are probably more $$$$ than the necklace

I don't know how much Bethenny's Skinny Girl jeans will be, but her "gifting" them wasn't just to be kind; it was product placement. That's all I was saying when noting that Tinsley gifts without strings attached or other motives.

[farmgal4]

5 minutes ago, mwell345 said:

What the heck is Carole wearing?

No shit. 

[Mozelle]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Carole thinks she's a fashionista.

Carole likes fashion. Carole likes to have fun with fashion. I love it.

Edited July 19, 2018 by Mozelle

[BG-RealityBabbler]

Carole is soooo thirstay for the Carrie Bradshaw life... oy... be original...

[Fiero425]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Carole thinks she's a fashionista.

She has her own individual style! I was the same way going back to the 60's! I had a way of putting things together that made it my own! ;-)

[noveltylibrary]

Lu looks fabulous with that hairstyle

[Baltimore Betty]

What the fuck is Carole wearing?  Is her closet full of the "B" side of the good fashions? 

Her earring was so ugly the designer didn't dare make the other one.

[BG-RealityBabbler]

Oh. My. Gawd. the Marathon. Again. 

[Gem 10]

Why are they wheeling Ramona in a wheelchair?  Don’t they have motorized scooters in Columbia?

This reminds me of “Romancing the Stone” movie.

[BG-RealityBabbler]

Gawd Carole is such a bish. I would seriously question being "friends" with her.

[psychoticstate]

Carole looks like a caterpillar losing the fight out of a burlesque cocoon.  

[Martinigirl]

I want to slap that smug face off  Carol's mug....and that fugly green thing hanging from her ear

Edited July 19, 2018 by Martinigirl

[noveltylibrary]

Carol makes it too easy

[Pickles]

Carole saying, "Brian (or is it Ryan?)likes Carole." Gag.

[Steph J]

"He's not my friend."

"Oh, he said you were friends."

"So you would believe him over me?"

Jesus, Bethany, that's not even a mole hill you're making a mountain out of. All Carole was doing was explaining why she described you as friends.

[Chicklet]

Shame Carol didn't "trip" on the cobblestones and toss Ramona out of the wheelchair on her ass.

[Baltimore Betty]

Someone find out how I can get Bethenny's white dress she wore to dinner...I covet that dress.

[poeticlicensed]

Beths sound like bitchy high school girl about red scarf guy. 

 

I think the house is quirky and cool. Of course it's not up to some their standards. 

[Mozelle]

Bethenny is a piece of work lol. She's snipping at Carole for everything, including "It's not that deep." Ms. "Get off my jock," which is at least a 25-year-old slang phrase; Ms. "Do you get what the sweater is? Do you get it? Do you get it? Do you get it? 'Rolling with my snowmies'? GET IIIITTTT????"--she has the audacity to snap at someone using a more contemporary phrase? Oh, but wait, she was also saying that Brian was "running game." I forget. Only Bethenny can stay up on idioms? Or not stay up on idioms? I'm confused because Bethenny's bitchy bitterness confuses me.

Also, peep how Bethenny is either lying at this dinner or lied in her TH. In the TH from the previous episode, she said that she and Brian went out for lunch but now she's claiming that they didn't go out. Which is it?

Edited July 19, 2018 by Mozelle