S08.E19: Reunion Part 1

[KungFuBunny]

Erika discusses the public’s reaction to her book and reveals surprising news. Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna explains the reason behind her change in behavior, but not everyone in the group is buying it. When Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle, and Dorit attempt to delve into their seemingly derailed friendship this season, hurt feelings come to a head.

[Happy Camper]

21 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Erika discusses the public’s reaction to her book and reveals surprising news. Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna explains the reason behind her change in behavior, but not everyone in the group is buying it. When Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle, and Dorit attempt to delve into their seemingly derailed friendship this season, hurt feelings come to a head.

Would not be surprising if she reveals that she and Tom are separated. 

Surprising news would be if she finally replaced Mikey with someone who cares about how she looks.

[KungFuBunny]

[Jel]

I'm glad shoulder pads are making a comeback, but I don't like this new pointy version of them.

[zoeysmom]

On 4/21/2018 at 4:40 PM, Jel said:

I'm glad shoulder pads are making a comeback, but I don't like this new pointy version of them.

Lot of sparkles.  Kyle managed again to pick the wrong outfit.  Consistency is her strong suit. 

[mwell345]

So this is about Dorit "finding a voice"?

She hasn't shut up all season. 

[Wicked]

I don't think I can stand to watch this show any more if they dont all call Dorit on her bs and put her in her place. (Looking at you LVP and Erika) She is insufferable. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Reunions frustrate me, because most of the time they will just argue and yell at each other some more, neither party really listening to the other, until Andy just stops them because they need to move on to other questions or issues.

Or Andy will ask them about something horrible they said or did, and they will just simply claim that they made a mistake, or they talked it over, and everything is fine now, or they just shrug it off. 

I usually don’t find the reunions satisfying. 

[mwell345]

3 hours ago, Wicked said:

I don't think I can stand to watch this show any more if they dont all call Dorit on her bs and put her in her place. (Looking at you LVP and Erika) She is insufferable. 

I’m with you. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, LVP and Erika won’t go against Dorit.  I will be surprised if Rinna gets involved, she’s held back all season.  That leaves Kyle and Teddi.  Dorit and Erika can shut Teddi down pretty quickly.  Kyle will be a party of one, unless Camille comes out for a segment and assists.

[Duke2801]

4 hours ago, mwell345 said:

I’m with you. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, LVP and Erika won’t go against Dorit.  I will be surprised if Rinna gets involved, she’s held back all season.  That leaves Kyle and Teddi.  Dorit and Erika can shut Teddi down pretty quickly.  Kyle will be a party of one, unless Camille comes out for a segment and assists.

Camille will be there for part of it.  

When I saw a picture of the group standing up, I thought Kyle and Teddi looked the best.  But Kyle's dress doesn't look good "sitting." 

Looks like Dorit borrowed from the Countess's Collection of Shiny, Ugly Dresses. 

[nexxie]

On 4/21/2018 at 5:53 PM, KungFuBunny said:

This clip makes me despise Erika even more than usual.

[JD5166]

On 4/21/2018 at 6:40 PM, Jel said:

I'm glad shoulder pads are making a comeback, but I don't like this new pointy version of them.

Looks like The Jetsons, not a fan at all. 

[chenoa333]

The reunion is just now airing here in So. California.

Best dressed: Andy Cohen.

[nexxie]

Andy: “You look great.”

Erika: “Yes, of course.”

[ivygirl]

Not feeling the million Bobby pins in Dorit’s hair.

I like Rinna’s though.

[lgprimes]

Rinna’s hair!!! I. CAN’T.

[Straycat80]

Not a fan of the sequined dresses and 80’s shoulder pads. Dorito looks like she’s wearing a robe with way too many Bobby pins in her hair, I mean wig. Erika looks like a hooker as usual. I like her earrings though. I like Rinna’s hair. Teddy looks the best IMO. 

[Mindthinkr]

I like Rinna’s curly hair. Did she just say that the last time she wore it that way was when she posed for Playboy? 

[ivygirl]

11 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I like Rinna’s curly hair. Did she just say that the last time she wore it that way was when she posed for Playboy? 

Yep! Oy.

Oh here comes Erika’s “I never lose my temper” BS. It’s like she pulled out the thesaurus and chose every phrase but “lose my temper” and said that instead. Giant eye roll.

Edited April 25, 2018 by ivygirl
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[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Not a fan of the sequined dresses and 80’s shoulder pads. Dorito looks like she’s wearing a robe with way too many Bobby pins in her hair, I mean wig. Erika looks like a hooker as usual. I like her earrings though. I like Rinna’s hair. Teddy looks the best IMO. 

Teddy looks natural and not all Hollywooded up. 

[dosodog]

Rinner stole my hair.  It's more poof than mine. But!

IT'S NOT A PIXIE.

PTSD due to mom making me have a pixie until I could brush my own hair and everyone thought I was a boy.

Not a pixie.  Soft, tousled short bob dammit. 

[ivygirl]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

Rinner stole my hair.  It's more poof than mine. But!

IT'S NOT A PIXIE.

PTSD due to mom making me have a pixie until I could brush my own hair and everyone thought I was a boy.

Not a pixie.  Soft, tousled short bob dammit. 

Agreed! Have any of the housewives had a pixie, ever? 

[chenoa333]

It's trash day here tomorrow morning and Kyle's dress looks EXACTLY like the plastic trash can liner I just set on the curb. But I'm not done yet....we're only 10 minutes into this reunion and I can already tell it's going to be an ocean full of snark! Welcome to the Snark Tank my fellow PT posters! I'll be back when this episode is over!

[FlyingEgret]

I didn't realize how many ugly dresses were on the market

[KungFuBunny]

Worst foundation goes to Kyle, LVP and Teddi. Kyle and Teddi go too dark and LVP always goes too light.

Best foundation is Erika and Dorit.

Lisa Rinna falls in the middle.

[TexasGal]

On 4/23/2018 at 6:00 PM, zoeysmom said:

Lot of sparkles.  Kyle managed again to pick the wrong outfit.  Consistency is her strong suit. 

I was thinking Kyle did better than she usually does.  At least she doesn’t look like she’s going to pop out somewhere.  But I feel like I haven’t seen enough of it to really judge yet.

Co-signing everyone above - nice robe and sparkly bobby pins Dorit.  I’m sorry you feel misunderstood.  Maybe if you spoke without a fake accent we’d understand you. 

Erika’s mom and husband haven’t read her book?  Yeah, that’s normal.

[nexxie]

Dorit is delusional.

[Steph J]

I'm so tired of Dorit and her gaslighting of Teddi.  This is ridiculous.

[ivygirl]

Rinna is not here for Dorit’s BS. The looks! Like she is saving up her blustering for later.

[nexxie]

Like Erika wouldn’t die to “collaborate” with John Mellencamp.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok I’m normally ride or die with Erika but she is projecting mega bitch right now and it hasn’t even got to her segment yet #NotGood 

[TexasGal]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Like Erika wouldn’t die to “collaborate” with John Mellencamp.

Gawd, she’s so joyless.  

[Straycat80]

No to Erika and John Mellancamp on the same stage. He wouldn’t give her auto tuned ass the time of day after the way she treated his daughter. 

[ivygirl]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

No to Erika and John Mellancamp on the same stage. He wouldn’t give her auto tuned ass the time of day after the way she treated his daughter. 

I’m picturing a cover of Lala from VPR’s “Feeling You”. With The Coug on DJ James’s part.

No?

[chenoa333]

If Liberace was still alive, he would KILL for one of those purple dresses!

[Primal Slayer]

So you know there isn't much when half of the topics have NOTHING to do with the season.

[JD5166]

Speaking of Meg Ryan, it’s like Rinna IS her tonight (hair and lips)! I didn’t realize John Mellencamp was back with Meg either, losing my grip on the gossip! 

[Straycat80]

...and here’s the Rinna from last season telling LVP to shut up. That was funny :)

[Mindthinkr]

9 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Gawd, she’s so joyless.  

You are so right. She’s a major killjoy. 

[missyb]

10 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Gawd, she’s so joyless.  

This is an absolute perfect description of Erika. Joyless. 

[Duke2801]

Haaate Rinna’s hair. And I’m a curly girl myself and usually a curl/wave advocate. But that look is just a hard NO.

I think Dorit is actually wearing her real hair tonight. I actually don’t mind the shiny Bobby pins.

Love Kyle’s short wavy hair.

Teddi looks very pretty.

Edited April 25, 2018 by Duke2801

[ivygirl]

On 4/21/2018 at 5:30 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Erika discusses the public’s reaction to her book and reveals surprising news. Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna explains the reason behind her change in behavior, but not everyone in the group is buying it. When Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle, and Dorit attempt to delve into their seemingly derailed friendship this season, hurt feelings come to a head.

For fudge’s sake. The “surprising news” is probably that her family hasn’t read the book. Yawn.

[KungFuBunny]

Ahhhh...the whole 3 Stoogies Alliance is revealed

[missyb]

Seems like Lisa RInna has had an hard on for LVP all season. Her biggest delight has been quipping about LVP in her TH's.  Instagram stories about the early seasons  socking it to LVP. She is absolutely full of resentment that in her mind ( just speculating , i wasn't there) that LVP left her holding the  munchausen Birkin, so to speak. 

[KungFuBunny]

I love the looks Erika and Rinna are giving each other.

[emma675]

What is going on with LVP's face? It's like unnaturally frozen except for her chin.

[ivygirl]

Dorit’s shoulder pads need their own Snapchat account. 

[Mindthinkr]

Did Dorit lose the end bauble of of her right earring ? 

[enchantingmonkey]

As soon as Dorit says she's going to set the record straight, you know she's going to start lying again.  

Cheers!

[bosawks]

Erika is making an advanced case of food poisoning seem like a rip roaring good time.

Sheesh....