S08.E09: That Was Weird

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit reveals to Erika what was said about her after her unexpected departure; the ladies descend upon New York for Fashion Week; Lisa Rinna helps her daughter get settled in New York City; private information about Lisa Vanderpump goes public.

[KungFuBunny]

[hoodooznoodooz]

Erika, "I" and "me" are handy pronouns. 

[zoeysmom]

  On 2/7/2018 at 4:52 AM, KungFuBunny said:

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Oh good a new argument.  Erika does come off as the voice of the obvious and she does it well. 

[Cranky One]

I see we will be subjected to Dorit's bewbs once again. Ugh

[Juliegirlj]

I cannot stand it when people refer to themselves by name. Erika is so full of herself. A small part of me is happy when I realize that underneath all her showy facade is a lonely insecure woman... ( I’m terrible)

[hoodooznoodooz]

  On 2/11/2018 at 9:02 PM, Juliegirlj said:

I cannot stand it when people refer to themselves by name. Erika is so full of herself. A small part of me is happy when I realize that underneath all her showy facade is a lonely insecure woman... ( I’m terrible)

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Right? It's so arrogant and presumptuous.

If she were just lonely and insecure, I would feel empathy. But she tries to make others feel inferior. 

[gundysgirl]

Oh goody. We get to see Dorit throwing Kyle under the bus. And it sounds like she does the same to LVP, which LVP won't like. 

[BBHN]

Droit needs to be a careful. A kraken covered in pink diamonds is still a kraken...

[nexxie]

Unless Teddi really needs the money, it’s hard to imagine her wanting to sign on for more idiocy with this overindulged bunch of fluff.

[ivygirl]

  On 2/12/2018 at 2:09 PM, gundysgirl said:

Oh goody. We get to see Dorit throwing Kyle under the bus. And it sounds like she does the same to LVP, which LVP won't like. 

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The only Greyhounds she likes are the ones with four legs, not four wheels that run over her. ;)

Dorit is shaping up to be a real peach, ain’t she? Last season I shrugged my shoulders at her; this season I cringe whenever she’s on screen. The only other HW I’ve switched opinions on so quickly was Peggy on RHOC.

In the preview: Erika asks Dorit of all people to quote what Kyle “actually said”? Because Dorit has been a reliable witness since when?

Edited February 12, 2018 by ivygirl

[sol y luna]

  On 2/11/2018 at 9:02 PM, Juliegirlj said:

I cannot stand it when people refer to themselves by name. Erika is so full of herself. A small part of me is happy when I realize that underneath all her showy facade is a lonely insecure woman... ( I’m terrible)

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She's a gold digger and a beyotch.

[BBHN]

And she does both well, so good for her.

[zoeysmom]

  On 2/12/2018 at 4:17 PM, ivygirl said:

The only Greyhounds she likes are the ones with four legs, not four wheels that run over her. ;)

Dorit is shaping up to be a real peach, ain’t she? Last season I shrugged my shoulders at her; this season I cringe whenever she’s on screen. The only other HW I’ve switched opinions on so quickly was Peggy on RHOC.

In the preview: Erika asks Dorit of all people to quote what Kyle “actually said”? Because Dorit has been a reliable witness since when?

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Actually Dorit is pretty good at reciting.  Not so good at the context.  More than once she has defended herself accurately about what she actually said and was correct. I feel like Kyle can't have it both ways this year-the eternal commentator on all things with everyone and lovable Kyle.   I think Erik was being very fair.

[KungFuBunny]

private information about Lisa Vanderpump goes public.

 

Per Dorit, LVP confided to her that Ken is suffering from Alopecia. He must wear Velvet Clownfits 24/7 to prevent him from scratching.

Luckily LVP was able to save enough scraps of Ken's fallen hair and dyed it to create a VanderBumpIt.

Once LVP discovers Dorit revealed this information, she will play mad for TV.

What a Co-winky-dink...2 Days later....the Vanderpump Owner/Pet Matching Outfits Clothing Line is launched.

[film noire]

  On 2/13/2018 at 11:41 PM, KungFuBunny said:

private information about Lisa Vanderpump goes public.

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God, those matching outfits - they look like the VanderPimps.

[WireWrap]

  On 2/14/2018 at 12:07 AM, film noire said:

God, those matching outfits - they look like the VanderPimps.

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My Malt's pimp outfit was purple as well! LOL

[sol y luna]

  On 2/13/2018 at 4:21 AM, BBHN said:

And she does both well, so good for her.

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She does - has NOTHING else going for her.

[crgirl412]

I wish that they would have shown a lot more of the ladies being silly at 2 am!!  They showed the NYC ladies being silly at the beach on several occasions.

Dorit is an a**hole.  I really like that Camille called her out but it was a tad harsher than it needed to be, IMHO.

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[nexxie]

Good on Camille for calling Dorit out!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Camille is on the warpath.

She's not going to be satisfied until she sasses Dorit to death.

[Steph J]

Hahaha, I love Camille.

But, seriously, what the hell Dorit?  Teddi says, "Whatever, I don't give a fuck" and somehow that translates to her being mad?

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok I love some Camille someone tell her that yellow top in her talking head is not flattering on her please ugh 

[nexxie]

Run Teddi, run - the paycheck isn’t worth it!

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit said to Erika some of the ladies were mad that she left.

The hot potato move Dorit then pulled was making Erika believe it was Kyle & Teddi being "mad"

[whydoievencare]

I really, truly hope that Dorit gets savaged by everyone at the Reunion episodes. She is such a piece of shit. 

[dosodog]

2 out of 3 seasons and Ericka's genitalia is a storyline. 

Please let this be one and done.  I can't take the rest of the season watching the ladies talk about periods.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lisa r being away from the girls is making dorit seem even more crazy and shit stirring in her absence lol 

[nexxie]

  On 2/14/2018 at 2:19 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit said to Erika some of the ladies were mad that she left.

The hot potato move Dorit then pulled was making Erika believe it was Kyle & Teddi being "mad"

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When the flashback showed it was Dorit saying how wrong it was of Erika to leave.

[Jel]

I don't find it at all weird that someone who wasn't feeling well didn't feel like staying in a house with a bunch of partying people.  

[ihartcoffee]

Dorit is such a Thundercunt. Who the F does that?  Ruined the whole mood.  What does she bring to the show?  Can't stand her fake ass accent and hair. 

[JD5166]

I have never been so happy to cut to Rinna! That was uncomfortable. Dorit?? You are a stupid c***! 

[Bronzedog]

Erika and Tom act like they don't know each other.

[annewithaneee]

It's not weird that a woman going through a shockingly heavy period at an away toilet/bed situation who has the cash and means would opt to spend the night in a hotel. It's weird that several grown women thought that was weird, and obnoxious that Vanderpump minimized it. If you as a now post-menopausal woman has never had a period where you're having to tend to yourself nearly hourly and fear the very-real possibility of leaking through the sheets and into the mattress, thank your lucky fucking stars. It happens. It's not cute to be so dismissive of another woman's experience.

I haven't always been the biggest Erika fan, but she's either getting a good edit or settling into herself this season in a way I identify with. I'm a crass woman who can talk about sex in the abstract all damn day, but I'm uncomfortable discussing my own stuff especially in the company of people I'm not too close with (and TV cameras??? forget about it). And good lord, when she instinctively recoiled from Teddi's touch. Been. There. She should've just explained that it wasn't anything personal and she's uncomfortable with soothing touches in certain circumstances, but she was probably too in the moment and realizing that now her heavy-ass period was very likely going to make it to air thanks to all the fussing over it and many women deciding to somehow make it about them.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

  On 2/14/2018 at 2:24 AM, Jel said:

I don't find it at all weird that someone who wasn't feeling well didn't feel like staying in a house with a bunch of partying people.  

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I don't either. And I'm well aware that everyone  involved is a beyond grown ass woman, but menstrual business is still very private and even embarrassing for some people.  

[Sarcastica]

Gonna forever scream about how Dorito is an asshole. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit needs something for that diarrhea of the mouth she’s got stat 

[sol y luna]

  On 2/14/2018 at 2:26 AM, Bronzedog said:

Erika and Tom act like they don't know each other.

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He's with her because she's a trophy wife. She's with him because she's a loser gold digger.

[Keywestclubkid]

  On 2/14/2018 at 3:04 AM, sol y luna said:

He's with her because she's a trophy wife. She's with him because she's a loser gold digger.

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Has long has it works for them more power to em 

[CSunshine76]

  On 2/14/2018 at 2:22 AM, nexxie said:

When the flashback showed it was Dorit saying how wrong it was of Erika to leave.

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Exactly.  Dorit fails to mention she starts the conversation or at a minimum, contributes to them.  Even at dinner relaying it to Lisa R, she took no ownership.  Such a little shit-stirrer.  Can not wait for her to be called out on the Reunion.

[nexxie]

Love Kyle’s white hat and white blouse outfit at the store!

[parrotlover]

Dear Dorit,

Shut the fuck up.

Signed, everyone 

P.S. -Thank you Camille and Teddi!

[breezy424]

  On 2/14/2018 at 3:07 AM, nexxie said:

Love Kyle’s white hat and white blouse outfit at the store!

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I liked the how the black dress she tried on looked on her as well.  I thought it was very flattering with the full short skirt.  Much more so than other outfits she's worn.  Much better than a long pencil skirt.

[Primal Slayer]

Oh lord...I know I am like a broken record but what has this show come to? They just seem to blow up over the weirdest things nowadays. We got full on crying over "It was weird that you went to a hotel" lol 

At least Camille is bringing it?

[Jel]

Camille please, I see you. I remember you from seasons past.

[gundysgirl]

I fucking hate Dorit. Just shut up already. Everyone was getting along. What a miserable bitch. 

[nexxie]

Teddi’s expressions during the table discussion said, “What the hell is going on; I don’t know the rules of this fucked up game?!”

[KungFuBunny]

  On 2/14/2018 at 3:02 AM, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorit needs something for that diarrhea of the mouth she’s got stat 

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Maybe Erika has an Overnight Heavy Flow Kotex With Wings she could put on Dorit's mouth - sticky side down

[sol y luna]

  On 2/14/2018 at 2:27 AM, annewithaneee said:

It's not weird that a woman going through a shockingly heavy period at an away toilet/bed situation who has the cash and means would opt to spend the night in a hotel. It's weird that several grown women thought that was weird, and obnoxious that Vanderpump minimized it. If you as a now post-menopausal woman has never had a period where you're having to tend to yourself nearly hourly and fear the very-real possibility of leaking through the sheets and into the mattress, thank your lucky fucking stars. It happens. It's not cute to be so dismissive of another woman's experience.

I haven't always been the biggest Erika fan, but she's either getting a good edit or settling into herself this season in a way I identify with. I'm a crass woman who can talk about sex in the abstract all damn day, but I'm uncomfortable discussing my own stuff especially in the company of people I'm not too close with (and TV cameras??? forget about it). And good lord, when she instinctively recoiled from Teddi's touch. Been. There. She should've just explained that it wasn't anything personal and she's uncomfortable with soothing touches in certain circumstances, but she was probably too in the moment and realizing that now her heavy-ass period was very likely going to make it to air thanks to all the fussing over it and many women deciding to somehow make it about them.

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If Eric**t was having such an issue with a heavy period, she should have stayed home. Instead, she had to make it all about her. So typical. She really needs to get over herself.

[Jel]

  On 2/14/2018 at 3:17 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Maybe Erika has an Overnight Heavy Flow Kotex With Wings she could put on Dorit's mouth - sticky side down

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Dorit would probably have to bedazzle it, but yeah!