S07.E01: ICING ON A CAKE OF LIES

[eskimo]

There is enough tension between the adults in Bently's life without fat-mouthed, idiot Amber calling his step-mom a fucking c***, on his mothers behalf.  On national television. 

[eskimo]

So I just tweeted this to Amber.  Let's see how long till I'm blocked.  With love.

[Birdee]

51 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

 Cate needs to lose some weight and consider breast reduction surgery.  I think that would make her feel so much better than a horse. 

Yes! I had it several years ago and it's seriously one of the best decisions I've ever made. Hauling around huge-ass boobs like that hurts and (for me at least) it's hard to find clothes that don't make you look extra-dumpy or like a grandma. She also needs to learn some math, because I also do Weight Watchers and giant quesadillas are NOT 7 points. 

As much as I would like Cate to be happy, her and Tyler's flippancy about the horse and building stables for it really made me mad. My family lives on a ranch that my husband runs for someone else. We both work our asses off and live below our means in the hopes that 10 or so years down the road, we can buy our own little piece of land to run some cattle and keep our horses. And these jackasses or purchasing horses and livestock they don't need and won't take care of like it's a damn board game. 

I may be a little bitter. 

[SuzWhat]

I am here for the shade the film editors are throwing.  Maci saying “I’m driving” while texting.   Cate not knowing how to enter the horse place that is her passion.  Amber in bed in the hotel room.  The list goes on.  

It seems Maci may get the bad edit finally.  Them allowing Mac to dog her is interesting since the world knows Rhiiine got more credit than he ever deserved already. 

Edited November 28, 2017 by SuzWhat

[ilovebeaarthur]

3 hours ago, pheebs said:

 

Huge upper arms, thin lower arms!

My sister-in-law and I call these "bingo wings"

Edited November 28, 2017 by ilovebeaarthur
I posted this before seeing TresGatos response! Oops

[GreatKazu]

Tyler saying to Cate how Butch is having anxiety and panic attacks because he is doing drugs, and the look of horror on her face as he said it.  She is probably worried about being called out next for her fakery.  

I am sick of how Cate can sit there and call out other people's apparent health issues, but for herself, she gulps down unhealthy food and lives off smoking marijuana and beer. Cate's "panic attacks" are her own doing. She creates them in order to get that sympathy from Tyler, it gives herself an excuse for not doing anything with her life, and it apparently got her that horse she wanted. 

I feel sympathy for all those animals under her care which is no care at all. 

Edited November 28, 2017 by GreatKazu

[lampwick]

23 minutes ago, ilovebeaarthur said:

My sister-in-law and I call these "bingo wings"

Yeah, Amber got her wings clipped.  

[Poohbear617]

The thoughts that make me scream at my TV during Teen mom OG.

But I want to say that all of these girls five me nuts with there constant " I AM STRESSED, I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK"

I watch the show OUTDAUGHTERED  on TLC.  The Busby family had a 3 yr old when the quints were born.  I have watched this family deals diapers, terrible twos, the assembly line when they.were infants to feed and give them baths.I think. They stress, but they don't show it and they always tell and show these 5 babies are loved. I used to have a drinking game every time one of the TM or TMC girls say "I am sssooooo stressed" all that did was to make me join AA sober 5 years.

Ok, here I go

AMBER, get home and say get your shit and get the fuck out. FREEZE your bank account and if Matt wants the house have him buy you out and move Closer to your daughter.

MACI, Don't text and drive and have both feet on the floor. The only reason u wanted to take Bentley to rehab was so she could have a look around the place. Maybe she is searching for a spot for herself when she hits rock bottom with her drinking. And don't screw things up with Tim and Jen, they have been good to you.for a long time

 

Caitlyn: you and Tyler talk about all the work the house needs and how you are going to build a barn and house coral.  That will take years. I think.she only going to last about 6 months with horse till she gets tired of getting up off the couch, driving over, and saddle up.I think it is fitting it's a horse. Because even though she is going outside, her horse is a sort of CHAIR that moves.

Farrah, Somebody please tell me that those paparazzi on the red carpet were paid to be there, a set ? Well the yogurt, Sophia's clothing line and furniture stores are going to be happy now that they really don't have to deal with her since she is going to LA. How does Sophia stay in school?

I think i would be annoyed at Debra's speech as well. I would not curse her,etc and treat her like shit.

But debra please pick up the pace and talk faster, who are slurring your words and don't pile on too much ass kissing. Example, we all need to celebrate Farrah on all her success and how smart and talented, etc. Either talk faster or get Siri too.

 

Finally I want this show to end, then in 5 years have a reunion to see what happened when on their own.

Maci. Has she even finished her 2 year program in college. R. Do u  have job?

Amber: is baby daddy 2 still around, are u off the couch and have a job

Caitlyn: I would like to see you happy, but I think life is going to get harder. They have not used the last 9 years to finish schooling yet they have no skills. Hope they save MTV money to pay mortgage.

FARRAH: STOP BEING A DELUSIONAL  FAME WHORE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT

YOU C#*&!

WHEW !!! Feels so good to get that out and stop yelling at my tv. Thanks

[usernameG]

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Catelynn and Tyler are still dealing with their parents and their choices and making terrible ones of their own. Buying animals they don’t need. They have a mini donkey now for a horse that’s in a stable somewhere else? 

I don't understand why each Teen Mom feels the needs to have a pack of animals. They all go over board and I feel bad for the animals. 

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BAHAHAHAHAHA! Yesssss. I guess if Matt hadn't stolen all TM money maybe she could afford to touch up her roots and buy some waterproof mascara? 

I hate her cry face more than I hate Farrah's because of the streaming river of black make-up. She needs to get it together.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

St. Maci of Budlight can miss me with all her concern about her child's safety around Ryan.  Where was her concern for Maverick's well-being when she was throwing back shots & doing keg stands while pregnant? Whatever, girl.  

(Look, I wouldn't let my dog get in a car if Ryan was driving it, but ya'll know what I mean about Maci and her holier-than-thou-attitude.)

Mackenzie, now is the time to start selling to/planting stories from "an anonymous source close to Maci" about all of her alcohol issues. I'm sure Jen has some stories she can help you with, too. I'd buy a pay-per-view of all the supporting characters in Maci's segments and the production staff staging an Intervention-style intervention on her. 

Edited November 28, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[GreatKazu]

11 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

St. Maci of Budlight can miss me with all her concern about her child's safety around Ryan.  Where was her concern for Maverick's well-being when she was doing keg stands while pregnant? Whatever, girl.  

(Look, I wouldn't let my dog get in a car if Ryan was driving it, but ya'll know what I mean about Maci and her holier-than-thou-attitude.)

Mackenzie, now is the time to start selling to/planting stories from "an anonymous source close to Maci" about all of her alcohol issues. I'm sure Jen has some stories she can help you with, too. I'd buy a pay-per-view of all the supporting characters in Maci's segments and the production staff staging an Intervention-style intervention on her. 

re bold, last season I posted how long before Mackenzie starts dropping information about St. Maci of Bud Light and her drinking issues. It can't be soon enough. 

Word to your entire post. 

Farrah was working my last nerve, but somehow I can overlook all that and come out liking her more than the rest of the heifers. I think because I watched how she was on the Being Simon special and I get the feeling she is just turning up the drama just for fucks sake. No matter what, David is a giant prick and his whole, "I'm a doctor" was gag-worthy. So what fuckhead? Being a doctor doesn't mean your opinion means more than Michael's. 

Edited November 28, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Tatum]

7 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Farrah was working my last nerve, but somehow I can overlook all that and come out liking her more than the rest of the heifers. I think because I watched how she was on the Being Simon special and I get the feeling she is just turning up the drama just for fucks sake. No matter what, David is a giant prick and his whole, "I'm a doctor" was gag-worthy. So what fuckhead? Being a doctor doesn't mean your opinion means more than Michael's. 

 

I can't watch Farrah, because her screeching voice drives me insane, but I somehow find the notion of her to be so much more palatable than Amber, Cate, and Maci. I don't really know why. I mean, she is a bitch.

 

I think most of it is that she doesn't really have fans, so she's something of an underdog to me. The other three girls have their ass kissing fans totally validating their incredibly inflated sense of self worth, when none of them have accomplished anything in their lives other than poorly selling books of revisionist history and a bunch of D grade sweatshop products to which they've attached their names, and none of them are really any nicer than Farrah either.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Honestly, I feel like Farrah is the classiest girl here.  She works aside from the show. She has stuff going on in her daily life besides sitting on her couch. She doesn't fall prey to opportunistic grifters like Matt and NewMatt. She doesn't call a 21 year-old mom the C word on national TV and threaten to beat them up for her friend.  Her biggest drama is that she doesn't get along with her crazy mom's crazy new husband.  She's just on a whole other level compared to these girls.  She actually seems to be adulting pretty well by comparison.  She's the classiest TMOG girl.  Even with the porn stuff.  

All the other girls' lives revolve around bringing new children and animals into their dens of dysfunction where alcohol, drugs, crappy clothing lines, and couch-sitting abound (with some added conmen around at Amber's).  You go, Farrah.  Somehow you've gone from the most vile member of this cast to being superior to Maci's wanna-be-Regina-George and her trashier-version-of-the-Plastics side-kicks.  

Edited November 28, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, Tatum said:

I think most of it is that she doesn't really have fans, so she's something of an underdog to me. The other three girls have their ass kissing fans totally validating their incredibly inflated sense of self worth, when none of them have accomplished anything in their lives other than poorly selling books of revisionist history and a bunch of D grade sweatshop products to which they've attached their names, and none of them are really any nicer than Farrah either

Word. While porn and sex toys are not the path I would choose for myself, it's her choice. But at least she makes a living not attached to the TM teat. And the girl works and hustles. The rest of them couch surf and start crappy businesses that go nowhere. Why don't Tyler and Cate have jobs or do something that builds a future? And Taylor actually had a job when he got with Maci and he quit to do what? Sell t-shirts? And lest we forget Ms Haute Forever. What happened to her house flipping business? Yannow, it's really hard to make a living if you never leave your bed (or sofa). How many of them do you think have set up college funds for their kids? (Crickets)

[TimeToCancelTM]

2 hours ago, Birdee said:

Yes! I had it several years ago and it's seriously one of the best decisions I've ever made. Hauling around huge-ass boobs like that hurts and (for me at least) it's hard to find clothes that don't make you look extra-dumpy or like a grandma. She also needs to learn some math, because I also do Weight Watchers and giant quesadillas are NOT 7 points. 

As much as I would like Cate to be happy, her and Tyler's flippancy about the horse and building stables for it really made me mad. My family lives on a ranch that my husband runs for someone else. We both work our asses off and live below our means in the hopes that 10 or so years down the road, we can buy our own little piece of land to run some cattle and keep our horses. And these jackasses or purchasing horses and livestock they don't need and won't take care of like it's a damn board game. 

I may be a little bitter. 

You're absolutely right!! Having any kind of animal is a big responsibilty...let alone farm animals! These lazy fucks cant even pick up the cat shit off the floor so little nova wont eat it... now they want to add a poor horse into the mix?? Smdh...

[AirQuotes]

Amber's mascara running because she was crying was so gross it was making me gag.  It was running down her chest.  It's making me sick thinking about it.

Farrah is vile and Debz OG is psychotic.  These people have zero situational awareness.  A birthday party is not the time to have a family therapy session.

Catelynn needs that horse like she needs another hole in her head.  At the end where they were showing upcoming highlight clips for the season, Cate says "I can tell she misses us and wants to see us."  I assume she is talking about Carly.  Why would Carly miss them?  She doesn't even know them.  Whatever.

Between St. Maci of Budlight and MacKenzie, who is worse?   They are both ridiculous and Mack does irrationally blame St. Maci for some of Ryan's problems, but St. Maci put herself there giving Mack the opportunity.  Last season she was calling addiction specialists and whatever to get advice on how to help Ryan.  Who can forget her "I can be his rock."

25 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

re bold, last season I posted how long before Mackenzie starts dropping information about St. Maci of Bud Light and her drinking issues. It can't be soon enough. 

Word to your entire post. 

Farrah was working my last nerve, but somehow I can overlook all that and come out liking her more than the rest of the heifers. I think because I watched how she was on the Being Simon special and I get the feeling she is just turning up the drama just for fucks sake. No matter what, David is a giant prick and his whole, "I'm a doctor" was gag-worthy. So what fuckhead? Being a doctor doesn't mean your opinion means more than Michael's. 

For a while now I've been getting the impression that Farrah is playing a character she has invented.

[Calm81]

I just finished watching. Post might be long.

 

Maci - Your ass can save it with the importance of safety for your child when your dumbass is driving while texting. How is driving while texting any different than driving under the influence? Your eyes were on and off the road while you tell your child you can’t look at your other child because you’re driving. ?

Let’s also not forget the importance of child safety while your unborn child was getting familiar with the various flavors of Jello Shots.

I can’t stand the way Maci walks, but I guess that’s me being petty and nit-picky because I’m so over her. This may very well be my last season with the OG girls (still giving TM2 some extended time) because the littlest things are annoying me about all of these heifers.

Mackenzie was wrong for blaming Maci but FU Amber for calling Bentley’s step-mom the “C” word knowing he’s going to see the show one day. Hey Ambie, a part of self control is having full control of the situation which involves not being verbally abusive. CPS will be visiting your house shortly when the new baby Gleason arrives. More on Amber below.

I’m also over the TTM shirts. I swear Maci hasn’t worn anything else besides those logos and I’m sure her friends are sooooo over wearing them for their appearances on national televison. If I was going to be on TV I would want to look my best not wearing a marked up version of Hanes T-Shirts.

Last thing on Maci. My inner Sophia makes me want to run by Maci and cut st least 3 inches of her hair off. It’s too long and straggly.

Farrah - Dr. Infectious there is a time and a place to insult someone’s daughter and her BIRTHDAY PARTY, which you weren’t invited to was NOT the place. There are always those people that like to be Debbie Downers & Johnny Rainclouds at parties. Total buzzkill. Michael was having a nice time up until that point. 

Debra is so annoying...the way she talks reminds me of Maci. SPIT IT OUT! I can’t stand slow talkers.

Cate & Ty - Butch is REALLY trying to lay out the depression and anxiety on thick ...me thinks he’s STILL trying to score a nice free trip to a posh rehab like Cate keeps getting except MTV doesn’t care about your problems you wife beater. Have fun at church.

I wish Tyler would try and find activities for he and Cate to share because she’s getting too unhealthy. I could careless about someone’s weight as long as they’re healthy but she’s eating tons of junk, smoking cigarettes, doing drugs and sleeps too much with no positive energy being exerted. Put down the horse hair brush and saddle up and RIDE CALLI!!! Riding a horse will be so energizing and therapeutic.

Tyler, you’re getting pudgy, too!

 

Amber - Hearing that psychic talk about Amber getting pregnant and married sounds like they got their messages crossed between Matt and Andrew (I believe in some psychics, not saying I believed the ones we just watched) and that the reading they were giving Amber was more about Andrew and not Matt because the relationship and pregnancy happened SO CLOSE TO THE BREAK UP and filming of this reading. Eerie.

I hate that Sumo Wrestler bun she was sporting. I hope she realized that that hairstyle and onesie was a BAD fashion move.

Watching Matt lose all of that future TM money was priceless. He REALLY thought Amber would take him back...I saw the apology cards on the counter and black jewelry box bought with Ambers stolen money - nice move jackass. And save it with your trust issues towards Amber. Amber is crazy but she never betrayed your trust - that girl was pretty loyal to your grifting ass.

MTV needs to pull the plug. I don’t see this season drawing in the high ratings considering all the drama was played or on social media MONTHS ago and quite frankly these girls are way more annoying than the TM2 girls, except Briana - I caaaaaaan’t with Briana.

MTV needs to seriously do a PSA on Macis driving while texting scene like they did with Rhines scenes. St. Maci Budlight was putting her children at risk for BS text messages that can wait. Rhine has a drug addiction but you can CONTROL whether or not texting “Lol” is worth you, your children’s lives, and lives of other drivers since you’re sober.

I’m sorry to be all preachy but too many people lose their lives because foolish people text and drive. I actually had to defend myself last week when someone got upset that I had enabled my phone to not except texts while driving. Even though they can text “urgent” if it was important.

I think I typed enough ???

Sorry ?

Edited November 28, 2017 by Calm81

[TimeToCancelTM]

36 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

re bold, last season I posted how long before Mackenzie starts dropping information about St. Maci of Bud Light and her drinking issues. It can't be soon enough. 

Word to your entire post. 

Farrah was working my last nerve, but somehow I can overlook all that and come out liking her more than the rest of the heifers. I think because I watched how she was on the Being Simon special and I get the feeling she is just turning up the drama just for fucks sake. No matter what, David is a giant prick and his whole, "I'm a doctor" was gag-worthy. So what fuckhead? Being a doctor doesn't mean your opinion means more than Michael's. 

I hate that son of a bitch...the word "quack" was invented after him. I was so rooting for michael when he got all hood on his ass!! Lol watching their 'duel' was the funniest shit ive seen in a looong time! I was hoping papa abraham was going to take off his glasses and show the mfkr whats up! Whatta let down... Lol welp!, heres hoping to the reunion special! 

[WhosThatGirl]

Yeah, ever since last season I’ve believed Farrah plays up a lot of her behavior for the show.  

Many of the things that bug me about the three girls is their way of judging others for things they themselves are guilty of. I remember the last reunion and the three girls started talking about Farrah and her relationship with Debra and Amber was like “I know Debra and she’s so sweet..” and it just for some reason the fact that these three thought they had a right to talk about that relationship just really bugged me. Also Debra isn’t sweet, at all, and she has mental problems because she seems to not think she hit Farrah a few times and while I think Farrah overreacted by calling the police, it still happened and it’s interesting how she chooses to believe that didn’t happen.

But it bugs me because everything those three do or say is throwing stones at glass houses. They have no right to judge anyone-especially considering what got them here in the first place.

Edited November 28, 2017 by WhosThatGirl

[LBS]

1 hour ago, usernameG said:

 I don't understand why each Teen Mom feels the needs to have a pack of animals. They all go over board and I feel bad for the animals. 

My B.A in Psychology plus many years of being an armchair psychologist lead me to believe that they get all these impulsively bought animals because the animals represent unconditional love and support that they wanted from their impulsively conceived babies   The animals don't talk back, they nuzzle, they listen to incoherent rants without judgement and when the TMs get tired of their animals they can lock them in cages, basements, stalls, etc without really being investigated for neglect like they would if they did that to their children.    

[Calm81]

33 minutes ago, WhosThatGirl said:

Yeah, ever since last season I’ve believed Farrah plays up a lot of her behavior for the show.  

Many of the things that bug me about the three girls is their way of judging others for things they themselves are guilty of. I remember the last reunion and the three girls started talking about Farrah and her relationship with Debra and Amber was like “I know Debra and she’s so sweet..” and it just for some reason the fact that these three thought they had a right to talk about that relationship just really bugged me. Also Debra isn’t sweet, at all, and she has mental problems because she seems to not think she hit Farrah a few times and while I think Farrah overreacted by calling the police, it still happened and it’s interesting how she chooses to believe that didn’t happen.

But it bugs me because everything those three do or say is throwing stones at glass houses. They have no right to judge anyone-especially considering what got them here in the first place.

Debra being “sweet” is an overstatement. Aside from the verbal and physical abuse she has caused her daughter she’s not a sweet stranger, either.

As I recall, she acted like Farrah’s real estate agent was beneath them to the point where Sophia had to school grandma on the importance of not being rude lol.

Oh, and there was that time she blamed the traffic jam on undereducated people. Non-verbatim “You know this traffic is rediculous as it shouldn’t get to this point but there are uneducated drivers on the road”. Her way of saying your level of college degrees go hand in hand with your driving abilities. Unless of course she meant people that are uneducated traffic wise then my point is null. ??? Eitherway, Farrah and Sophia were TRYING to have a nice drive to her first day of second grade and the Debbie Downer OG ruined it.

Edited November 28, 2017 by Calm81

[Mr. Miner]

I'm not sure but Farrah's friend looked like someone that might work in the porn industry? nttawwt

[ginger90]

Can't quote at the moment, but I have to say, a horse is sort of like a chair, regarding Catelynn, was hysterical!

[LunaMia]

Oh Hamber, those in pet shit filled houses shouldn't talk shit. Mac is a middle aged famewhore, but you have your own famewhore to worry about. Also, those psychics didn't predict how fucked up their plastic surgery would turn out!? That blonde one was a fright! Yeesh.

Cate's hair is always pulled back so tight that she is going bald. Also, her tit-tanics are in desperate need of a lift, they're sinking. 

Maci is still a hypocritical bitch, texting while driving with one leg on the seat! Also, can't she get a new friend to fake talk to? Her boring, resting bitch faced friend is annoying to look at.

New season, same annoying bitches.

[AmandaUnbidden]

16 hours ago, Frank the Tank said:

Fuck.. Marry... Kill..... Janelle, Farrah , Brianna.... ready go !!!! Let’s hear your answers 

I'm a glutton for punishment so I'll play! ?God this is hard. Fuck Jenelle, marry Farrah, and kill Brianna only because she is the one I would least want to touch in any way. It was really hard having to decide between killing Jenelle and Brianna. Can't I get rid of them both??

God, I just married myself to Farrah now. Even if just hypothetical, I'm breaking out in a cold sweat. 

This was a cruel, cruel question. ?

[Emkat]

7 hours ago, ghoulina said:

The only thing I will actually give Ryan credit for is looking hot the first few seasons. 

Beyond that, he has been a horrible father, a horrible son, a horrible boyfriend, and an animal killer. FUCK. RYAN. 

Wish I could like this more than once. ON POINT!

[CaliforniaLove]

5 minutes ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

I'm a glutton for punishment so I'll play! ?God this is hard. Fuck Jenelle, marry Farrah, and kill Brianna only because she is the one I would least want to touch in any way. It was really hard having to decide between killing Jenelle and Brianna. Can't I get rid of them both??

I would marry Brianna because we've all seen how easy it is to just walk out on her, and she would never actually file for spousal support (she'd just cry about it). Farrah is a professional, so I'd hit that. There is no question I would kill Jenelle...slowly. 

Do these people just sit in a holding pattern when they aren't being filmed? I know certain things need to be "reenacted" for the sake of their "story lines", but when Catelynn was talking to Tyler about Butch she had indicated he hadn't talked to him in a while. Then when Butch came over, it was the same "oh woe is me, it's so hard to stay clean!" soliloquy. Had these people seriously not had these conversations in the months the MTV cameras weren't there? Isn't this horse bullshit from like 2 seasons ago? Season 1: "I have anxiety". Season 2: "I have anxiety, I should get a horse." Season 27: Finally gets off couch & visits horse.  What the hell?

[StatisticalOutlier]

17 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Christina, be a dutiful wife and shave your husband's shoulder hair before he appears on TV in a wife-beater.

Better yet, tell him not to wear a wife-beater on TV in the first place?  Or, really, not anywhere, but at least think of the viewers.

 

17 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:

I actually find that this whole show is fast forward for me. Except for the beginning at the reunion, nothing new here.

It seemed to me that there was a disproportionate amount of staged conversations in this episode.  Maybe because it's the first episode of the season, so they need to bring it up to date?  But those have always irritated me, and they were on overload.  Although...I thought it was really interesting when Farrah was talking to her dad outside the shop, and when referring to Debra, she said, "My mother."  I think she forgot who she was talking to in that staged conversation.  I can guarantee I never referred to my mother as "my mother" when talking to my father.

 

16 hours ago, UGAmp said:

My second UO is David is right that they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t when it comes to Farrah. He didn’t sign the card, she bitches about it. He shows up to the party, she bitches about it. Ugh. I feel awful that I’m agreeing with him. Thanks a lot Farrah. In the words of T.Swift: Look what you made me do.

And about that party--the red carpet thing was just stupid, but who were the guests?  Does she know that many people in NYC, or did they all fly there like a destination wedding for someone's 26th birthday party?

 

2 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

Farrah is vile and Debz OG is psychotic.  These people have zero situational awareness.  A birthday party is not the time to have a family therapy session.

Oh, I know.  When Debra was making her toast, or telling the guest of honor (and host) to make a toast, or whatever that mess was, all I could think was, "What is wrong with you?"

But when Farrah complained that David hadn't signed her card, I knew she would have complained if he hadn't signed her card.  He can't win, but I don't feel the least bit sorry for him because he chose to get involved with a creepy insane person who has an insane family.   ETA:  Plus he's creepy weird, so yeah, no sympathy.

 

7 hours ago, TonAmi said:

Cate and Tyler:

So what happened to that foundation??? Foreshadowing what’s to come with the petting zoo for sure.

Cabrito!  Yum!

Edited November 28, 2017 by StatisticalOutlier

[Birdee]

3 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

Cabrito!  Yum!

Awww, that's sad. Delicious, but sad.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Amber - Hearing that psychic talk about Amber getting pregnant and married sounds like they got their messages crossed between Matt and Andrew (I believe in some psychics, not saying I believed the ones we just watched) and that the reading they were giving Amber was more about Andrew and not Matt because the relationship and pregnancy happened SO CLOSE TO THE BREAK UP and filming of this reading. Eerie.

I think Amber is probably (at least in her head) justifying that her pregnancy (and eventual engagement, cause ya'll know it's coming) was meant to be because the psychic predicted it, but she just got the guy in the equation wrong.  Hell, the psychic reading probably gave Amber the idea to get knocked up. "The psychic told me I'm gonna get pregnant and married so I should just get off of my birth control and let 'fate' happen" is some nonsense I can hear this girl saying to herself. 

Edited November 28, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[TimeToCancelTM]

1 hour ago, LunaMia said:

Oh Hamber, those in pet shit filled houses shouldn't talk shit. Mac is a middle aged famewhore, but you have your own famewhore to worry about. Also, those psychics didn't predict how fucked up their plastic surgery would turn out!? That blonde one was a fright! Yeesh.

Cate's hair is always pulled back so tight that she is going bald. Also, her tit-tanics are in desperate need of a lift, they're sinking. 

Maci is still a hypocritical bitch, texting while driving with one leg on the seat! Also, can't she get a new friend to fake talk to? Her boring, resting bitch faced friend is annoying to look at.

New season, same annoying bitches.

Her friend annoys the shit out of me. With her pretentious "look, im such a close friend that i come over and sit on your couch with my shoes off and use one of your childs blanket to cover myself and show how 'confortable' i am at your house" all while she sits there with that blank, bored out of her mind and tired of talking about rhiiine for the past 8 yrs look on her face! Ugggh *major fucking eye roll!! 

Edited November 28, 2017 by JuliesMommy
Typo lol

[FairyDusted]

17 hours ago, Frank the Tank said:

Fuck.. Marry... Kill..... Janelle, Farrah , Brianna.... ready go !!!! Let’s hear your answers 

gah! ok Marry Farrah..she's never home anyway Fuck Briana cuz she doesn't mind strange and gotta kill Janelle.

What a weird episode for a premier 

[poopchute]

6 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

I am not a fat shamer, but hells bells, Cate and Amber need to get it under control. They are in their early/mid 20's. Pop out a couple more kids and add 20 years and they will both be big as houses. The two of them wolfing down pasta and bread during a TM reunion break was  not a good look. Didn't Amber get her fat sucked out once already? Cate needs to lose some weight and consider breast reduction surgery.  I think that would make her feel so much better than a horse

And Gary. Good God how can so many young people look so absolutely terrible.  Cate looks 48 years old.  She is so, so fat.  How has she still not figured out how to put a chicken breast in the oven after all these years? She had a phone clutched in her meaty paw in practically every scene. She should google “how to cook a chicken breast.” Can someone tweet it to her maybe?

[pheebs]

Fuck Marry Kill - the hetero-normative edition:

Fuck - Simon

Marry - Cole

Kill - The Spotted Oaf

[LBS]

18 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

gah! ok Marry Farrah..she's never home anyway Fuck Briana cuz she doesn't mind strange and gotta kill Janelle.

That is the most logical reason to marry Farrah I've ever heard.   You'd get a pony, a nice but tacky house, and only would have to interact with her on the minimum.  Plus Fro-Yo (shout out Good Place)    I co-sign that.  I also am with the kill = Janelle.    I'd F Corey despite the tobacco chewing squicking me out.     

[Bridget]

6 hours ago, Birdee said:

Yes! I had it several years ago and it's seriously one of the best decisions I've ever made. Hauling around huge-ass boobs like that hurts and (for me at least) it's hard to find clothes that don't make you look extra-dumpy or like a grandma.

She also needs to learn some math, because I also do Weight Watchers and giant quesadillas are NOT 7 points. 

As much as I would like Cate to be happy, her and Tyler's flippancy about the horse and building stables for it really made me mad. My family lives on a ranch that my husband runs for someone else. We both work our asses off and live below our means in the hopes that 10 or so years down the road, we can buy our own little piece of land to run some cattle and keep our horses. And these jackasses or purchasing horses and livestock they don't need and won't take care of like it's a damn board game. 

I may be a little bitter. 

No disrespect meant to anyone with an ample bosom (I must've been somewhere else when God handed them out), but holy shit.

NOW I know why she only wears hoodies/fleece jackets/muumuus! I literally just realized why that's all we ever see her wear the minute I read your post! Speaking of boobs, I noticed Tyler last night. Not only is he gaining weight (it's especially noticeable in his face), but he's also getting some moobs.

We all know Cate probably only did WW for one week, which is always the hardest week, and that makes me sad. However, I would have loved to see Cate "going to a WW meeting", walking in the doors of the meeting place or even making it look like she was keeping track of her points. WW really works. It does. If Cate was wanting to jump on the WW train again, going to weekly meetings would at least give her something to do and a reason to leave the house. 

For the record, Even though WW meetings are incredibly useful,  even I admit that if I have to hear "Oh my God, I didn't realize Baked Lay's existed until WW" one more time, I will slap somebody.

Does anyone know or care to hypothesize why Butch hasn't mentioned the idea of going through a 12 step program to help keep him on track? He looked straight up scared and awful last night. He can't stay sober alone. We know he needs rehab, but that's not an option because of the cost. I know a 12 step program is not the same as rehab, but would that program even be helpful to him? He can go to several a meetings a day, have a sponsor who IS NOT HIS SON, and still go to church on Sundays to help get his mind right. He sounds like he needs major and intensive therapy too, but NOT with Kathleen-the-Wannabe-Counselor. Someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

[GreatKazu]

16 minutes ago, LBS said:

That is the most logical reason to marry Farrah I've ever heard.   You'd get a pony, a nice but tacky house, and only would have to interact with her on the minimum.  Plus Fro-Yo (shout out Good Place)    I co-sign that.  I also am with the kill = Janelle.    I'd F Corey despite the tobacco chewing squicking me out.     

He can do what Briana loves so much - spread the cheeks and spit on the butthole. 

 

2 hours ago, LunaMia said:

Cate's hair is always pulled back so tight that she is going bald. Also, her tit-tanics are in desperate need of a lift, they're sinking. 

 

I swear, Cate's hairline has moved back five inches. 

[Farmfam]

1 hour ago, JuliesMommy said:

Her friend annoys the shit out of me. With her pretentious "look, im such a close friend that i come over and sit on your couch with my shoes off and use one of your childs blanket to cover myself and show how 'confortable' i am at your house" all while she sits there with that blank, bored out of her mind and tired of talking about rhiiine for the past 8 yrs look on her face! Ugggh *major fucking eye roll!! 

There is so much to snark on about Maci (trap babies, drinking while pregnant, holier than thou attitud, texting and driving, etc)however, she has maintained the same friendships over the course of the show. That says something about who she is...and while maybe a mean girl she does have a village. More than the other girls can say...and I would expect any of my girlfriends to feel welcome to take shoes off, get cozy on my couch, eat my food, and use blankets if they wanted! 

[Bridget]

34 minutes ago, LBS said:

That is the most logical reason to marry Farrah I've ever heard.   You'd get a pony, a nice but tacky house, and only would have to interact with her on the minimum.  Plus Fro-Yo (shout out Good Place)    I co-sign that.  I also am with the kill = Janelle.    I'd F Corey despite the tobacco chewing squicking me out.     

I wonder if she'd made her spouse use a Port-A-Potty...

[Caracoa1]

Where in the hell does Maci get off that she should be in the loop on Ryan's medical care...all she needs to know is that he is seeking help for his addiction so he can be a better person and father to Bentley...as for the details...it's none of her dam business..it is so obvious she still has strong feelings for Ryan...after all these years she still can't accept Ryan has no interest in her...she sticks her nose all over his business and then claims it's for Bentley's well being...bullshit!

[lampwick]

Spent all weekend catching up on past episodes...

Geez, Farrah is the metaphorical sex on a stick, but she is one damaged popsicle.  She’s right to cut her mom out of her life, but her maturity level is scary low.  She has walls of steel, and will never allow herself to be vilnerable to feel anything -despite what she says about always moving forward -that’s a crock, you are your past -if you don’t deal with it, you can’t move forward.  She wears her childhood damage like kevlar.  I agree about the Simon Farrah thing being like a villain act of sorts.  I know she is capable of being pleasant, unfortunately she doesn’t want to be that way for the majority of her scenes. Is the joke on us and she really has her shit together?  I doubt it because she has to recognize the confusion Sophia must have between what’s real and what’s for tv.  We got a glimpse of that when she tried to kick her renters out. Sophia isn’t in on the joke - and that is emotional espionage.  

Xanax. From the green bottle?  The dog Rx?  

Also, turn on the subtitles...  Rhine said “take” a haircut.  He was out of his mind bonkers, and I’ve never seen him move that fast before...carrying his backpack to get a fix for the parking lot wedding.  I laughed out loud when he interrupted Mac to say do I have to be there?  I thought he meant do I have to go to the ceremony? Not do I have to pick up the license?  Hey, it’s Rhine -you never know.    Then she jumps in the car with Rhine,  and the scene that followed gave me a clearer picture of how Tiger Woods must have damaged his car.  

Also, I hang out on the tennis message boards, and someone posted this - referenced as the creepiest post on the entire site-  for anyone who wonders how Matt can get tail.  For shame.  

“Man,,, NO need to wait til next life, You can get HOT girls like that NOW.

http://www.gentlementalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/FREE-REPORT-Why-Some-Women-Can-NOT-Resist-Certain-Men-EOEF1.pdf
This stuff really does work. I have gotten some major hot girls in their 20's or early 30's using this method. Ok OK,, they weren't fashion models but they were real cute hotties just out of college. Their method really works,,,, it is about knowing how Girl's brain is wired and what triggers their desire to with you.... and it isn't great looks or loads of money......”

 

ETA:  Mac is one thirsty bitch.

Edited November 29, 2017 by lampwick
Thirst

[GreatKazu]

32 minutes ago, Farmfam said:

There is so much to snark on about Maci (trap babies, drinking while pregnant, holier than thou attitud, texting and driving, etc)however, she has maintained the same friendships over the course of the show. That says something about who she is...and while maybe a mean girl she does have a village. More than the other girls can say...and I would expect any of my girlfriends to feel welcome to take shoes off, get cozy on my couch, eat my food, and use blankets if they wanted! 

Well, that village idiot is Maci. 

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, pheebs said:

Fuck Marry Kill - the hetero-normative edition:

Fuck - Simon

Marry - Cole

Kill - The Spotted Oaf

Ohhhhhh! Let's see.....Marry Cole Fuck RYAN and kill David

[Bridget]

58 minutes ago, poopchute said:

And Gary. Good God how can so many young people look so absolutely terrible.  Cate looks 48 years old.  She is so, so fat.  How has she still not figured out how to put a chicken breast in the oven after all these years? She had a phone clutched in her meaty paw in practically every scene. She should google “how to cook a chicken breast.” Can someone tweet it to her maybe?

@POETICLICENSED

I am not a fat shamer, but hells bells, Cate and Amber need to get it under control.

I agree. And I am also not fond of body shaming, but let's not forget Amber (pre-knocked up) was packing on the pounds after her "mommy makeover" procedure. She forgot that lipo/cosmetic surgery for weight loss means she has to exercise and eat well to maintain the results.

I thought Kristina, Gary's wife, also looked like she'd put on some weight in last night's episode too. Nothing like Amber or Cate, but I noticed it.

I realize Weight Watchers would never might not want any of them as a spokesperson, but these people would all do well to be showing off images on their social media of Jenny Craig meals, WW progress/tools, healthy home delivery meal programs, and going to the gym INSTEAD of those stupid make-up boxes, tummy teas, cosmetics or waist trainers. They should all want to be healthy for their kids.

Gary's weight frightens me as well since he's the one who is primary caregiver of Leah and seems the most stable of the TMOG group. He's way too close to having possible health issues, if he's not there already, so going to the gym when Leah's at school shouldn't be that hard. 

7 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

I just loved that Cate now can diagnose panic attacks and anxiety in others. 

Poor Nova, all her cuteness is lost on her two dullard parents and extended trashy family. . 

It's probably her new "passion."

After professing that animals were her passion, as they were sitting on the porch with the wee goat, and Tyler said "I'm so proud of you" to Cate, I actually asked my TV "for WHAT?" What has she DONE with that passion? NOTHING! She can be passionate about animals, but loving them doesn't mean she's leaving a mark on the world. 

I also wish C & T would simply talk to Nova more. When Nova speaks, all they do is repeat her exact words back to her. I'm telling myself "she was only 2.5 when they filmed", but don't kids that age use more than two words at a time? Anyone else notice she only uses two words at a time? Nova will be 3 on January 1 and she needs to be working on her verbal communication skills as much as possible, but Cate's too busy braiding a horse's tail instead of reading books to Nova about horses or braiding or goats, or even braiding Nova's short hair. Alas, these two nimrods don't even know that. I know it was only one episode, so I hope we see she's capable of doing more. 

[Bridget]

Someone needs to teach Sophia it's not polite, cute, attractive or pleasant to watch when she chews food with her mouth open. I can't un-see that stuff.

So-fee-ya was chewing her food like some wild jungle animal last night. I think it was when Farrah asked S about what to do after the red carpet (still trying to wrap my mind around THAT). 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

And Gary. Good God how can so many young people look so absolutely terrible.  Cate looks 48 years old.  She is so, so fat.  How has she still not figured out how to put a chicken breast in the oven after all these years? She had a phone clutched in her meaty paw in practically every scene. She should google “how to cook a chicken breast.” Can someone tweet it to her maybe?

I just wanted to express my appreciation for this post, @poopchute! I laughed very heartily indeed. "how to cook a chicken breast"! hahahahahahaha!

[CofCinci]

I hate these people. Why am I still watching this shit?  Y’all make it too fun and interesting!!

[poopchute]

28 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I just wanted to express my appreciation for this post, @poopchute! I laughed very heartily indeed. "how to cook a chicken breast"! hahahahahahaha!

I’ve been asking the same question for years.  People here have responded that Cate and Tyler didn’t get home cooked meals growing up so they don’t know how to do it. That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. These two slobs are pecking away on their phones ALL DAY and they can’t google anything about cooking anything?  

[GreatKazu]

36 minutes ago, poopchute said:

I’ve been asking the same question for years.  People here have responded that Cate and Tyler didn’t get home cooked meals growing up so they don’t know how to do it. That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. These two slobs are pecking away on their phones ALL DAY and they can’t google anything about cooking anything?  

I have always responded with a "like" to your posts about why can't Cate find better ways to cook or your other suggestion about why can't she just at least walk around her neighborhood with Nova and all the other things you have mentioned. I can't "like" your posts enough because it is how I feel.

I know what you are referring to when it is mentioned Cate is too depressed and doesn't have the energy as her reasons for not going outside to walk or to try and learn a healthy way of eating. I fully understand that people who are depressed don't always function at the same level or capacity that others do. I fully understand they can't muster the energy sometimes to get out of bed. I get all of it, and it is truly a crippling affliction for those who are truly suffering from depression. However, I am firm in my belief that Cate is not suffering from depression, anxiety or anything similar, point blank. She is using what she knows about depression to her advantage. It is tiresome to watch her put on that act when it is time to actually, you know, do some work. It certainly never seems to interrupt her vacations, getting high, traveling for MTV or anything. I am sure those afflicted with depression would love to get a break from their mental illness and anxiety the way Cate seems to get anytime it comes to doing something fun. She is able to exert more than enough energy into acquiring animals, spending time on her phone, watching Netflix for hours on end (her words), and traveling anytime it suits her. Why can't that same level of energy be put into walking around the block? Why can't she muster that same energy into going to the gym or putting some gym equipment into her home and doing exercises while watching Netflix?

That girl is mentally ill in the sense that she uses other mental illnesses as her crutch. What her actual mental problem is, I don't know. I am sure others are more experienced with what I am referring to. 

Edited November 29, 2017 by GreatKazu

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, Bridget said:

I wonder if she'd made her spouse use a Port-A-Potty...

I side with Farrah on Pottygate. I wouldn’t want 5 additional adults taking their Union break shits in my guest bathroom. ?