S08.E17: In Sod We Trust

[GreatKazu]

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Tensions build as Jenelle prepares for her wedding day. Kailyn faces the potential of raising her third baby alone. Briana attempts to involve Devoin more in Nova's life. Chelsea tries on her wedding dress. Leah's daughters go back to school.

[BXD]

Is this really the name of the episode?! I just died laughing!

[GreatKazu]

Tensions build as usual, as Jenelle prepares for her trashtastic containment day. Kailyn fucked up her face.  She also faces the truth that Chris doesn't want her hoochie ass after realizing her scheme to give birth in another country didn't work. Briana attempts to involve Devoid more in Nova's life since Luis isn't around to take any of the DeSatan women's shit. Chelsea tries on her wedding dress for her second wedding. Leah's daughter's motorized wheelchair will be out of her hair as the girlses go back to school.

[SheTalksShit]

ooh i haven't seen the episode yet. what country was kail trying to give birth in? 

[GreatKazu]

30 minutes ago, SheTalksShit said:

ooh i haven't seen the episode yet. what country was kail trying to give birth in? 

Catch it on On Demand. Kail was hoping Dominican Republic and even mentioned Cuba. 

[SheTalksShit]

3 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Catch it on On Demand. Kail was hoping Dominican Republic and even mentioned Cuba. 

That is so weird. What would she have to gain from that scheme, I wonder? Like what would have happened if she'd had the baby outside the US?

[druzy]

1 minute ago, SheTalksShit said:

That is so weird. What would she have to gain from that scheme, I wonder? Like what would have happened if she'd had the baby outside the US?

Her friend said it would be cool.

[GreatKazu]

13 minutes ago, SheTalksShit said:

That is so weird. What would she have to gain from that scheme, I wonder? Like what would have happened if she'd had the baby outside the US?

First off, she actually said if she had her baby in the Dominican Republic, the baby would have dual citizenship. I am not kidding. That is what that idiot said.  We are guessing she was also wanting the baby to be born outside of the U.S. as an excuse for why Chris couldn't be there for the delivery. The other idea floating around is that she was hoping Chris would get on a puddle jumper, run to this true love, Kail, and it would show that he cares.  When she tried calling him and texting him about her possibly giving birth, he ignored her. She said to the producer Chris was with his other girlfriend. lol  Suddenly, the idea of having a baby outside of the country was no longer a good idea. 

12 minutes ago, druzy said:

Her friend said it would be cool.

lol... Kail's friends are just as stupid as she is. 

Edited October 26, 2017 by GreatKazu

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 10/25/2017 at 0:22 PM, GreatKazu said:

Tensions build as usual, as Jenelle prepares for her trashtastic containment day. Kailyn fucked up her face.  She also faces the truth that Chris doesn't want her hoochie ass after realizing her scheme to give birth in another country didn't work. Briana attempts to involve Devoid more in Nova's life since Luis isn't around to take any of the DeSatan women's shit. Chelsea tries on her wedding dress for her second wedding. Leah's daughter's motorized wheelchair will be out of her hair as the girlses go back to school.

@GreatKazu, your synopsis tells it like it is for sure! I giggled out loud. (I also pictured Jenelle & David reciting vows as he heaves her into a giant dumpster, closes the lid, and holds it shut.)

[GreatKazu]

8 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

@GreatKazu, your synopsis tells it like it is for sure! I giggled out loud. (I also pictured Jenelle & David reciting vows as he heaves her into a giant dumpster, closes the lid, and holds it shut.)

I'd pay to see that happen! 

Thanks. :-) 

[mittsigirl]

On 10/26/2017 at 0:02 AM, GreatKazu said:

First off, she actually said if she had her baby in the Dominican Republic, the baby would have dual citizenship. I am not kidding. That is what that idiot said.  We are guessing she was also wanting the baby to be born outside of the U.S. as an excuse for why Chris couldn't be there for the delivery. The other idea floating around is that she was hoping Chris would get on a puddle jumper, run to this true love, Kail, and it would show that he cares.  When she tried calling him and texting him about her possibly giving birth, he ignored her. She said to the producer Chris was with his other girlfriend. lol  Suddenly, the idea of having a baby outside of the country was no longer a good idea. 

lol... Kail's friends are just as stupid as she is. 

She does not appear to be any smarter after buying her Diploma! What exactly did she learn at that school?

[littleB1rdy]

Are we gonna get to see that Jenelle and UBT screaming match and her calling off the wedding? Or is MTV gonna cut all that out and only show the fake happy smiles at the wedding?

[Lusterleaf]

6 minutes ago, littleB1rdy said:

Are we gonna get to see that Jenelle and UBT screaming match and her calling off the wedding? Or is MTV gonna cut all that out and only show the fake happy smiles at the wedding?

My guess is fake happy smiles. She went ballistic on MTV after that whole episode of UBT wrangling Kaiser saying how they edited it to make them look bad and threatened to quit the show.

[Mkay]

I think they’ll call her bluff and air the bad stuff anyway.  Jenelle won’t ever leave the show, not on her own.  

[CofCinci]

On 10/25/2017 at 0:10 PM, BXD said:

Is this really the name of the episode?! I just died laughing!

They changed the name of the episode - but I forgot the original title. Blerg. In Sod We Trust is much better. 

30 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I think they’ll call her bluff and air the bad stuff anyway.  Jenelle won’t ever leave the show, not on her own.  

I think the episode delay is to carefully edit out any of the child abuse. 

[SheTalksShit]

On 10/26/2017 at 3:02 AM, GreatKazu said:

First off, she actually said if she had her baby in the Dominican Republic, the baby would have dual citizenship. I am not kidding. That is what that idiot said.  We are guessing she was also wanting the baby to be born outside of the U.S. as an excuse for why Chris couldn't be there for the delivery. The other idea floating around is that she was hoping Chris would get on a puddle jumper, run to this true love, Kail, and it would show that he cares.  When she tried calling him and texting him about her possibly giving birth, he ignored her. She said to the producer Chris was with his other girlfriend. lol  Suddenly, the idea of having a baby outside of the country was no longer a good idea. 

lol... Kail's friends are just as stupid as she is. 

Ohhh I get it. She was hoping it would make Chris feel more connected to the baby, since Chris is also from the Dominican Republic, or if not from there, has family from there, I forget which, but he's very connected to the DR. But then when Chris ignored her, she realized he didn't give a fuck and abandoned that plan 

[ReadMeLattice]

I wonder if there is a job title at MTV called something like Abuse Editor or Fight Captioner. Crime Obscurer? 

Edited October 28, 2017 by Lm2162

[Mkay]

Never mind. Wrong theead

Edited October 28, 2017 by Mkay

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

9 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

I wonder if there is a job title at MTV called something like Abuse Editor or Fight Captioner. Crime Obscurer? 

There is - TMOG & TM2 Editor. 

[ReadMeLattice]

On 10/28/2017 at 6:55 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

There is - TMOG & TM2 Editor. 

Ohhhh heyyyyyy *snaps*

Edited October 30, 2017 by Lm2162

[CofCinci]

Leah was totally high (benzos?) at the start of this episode while disciplining Addy.

[druzy]

[woodscommaelle]

Oh my god fuck off, Jenelle, making Maryssa try on flower girl dresses or whatever. That girl's poor life breaks my heart. 

Barb's friend is awful.

Edited October 31, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[CofCinci]

Why is there a ratings drop?  Maybe because I just watched Briana find an ATM machine while dramastic music played in the background.

[woodscommaelle]

Why would a school let them film there?  Seems like not the best idea. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

oooh I see where they are going (about half way through)...it's a Jenelle vs. Chelsea wedding SHOW DOWN.

OMG I love the producers. Usually I hate them, but imagining Jenelle's head explode at the direct comparisons....MWAHAHAHAHA

[TexasGal]

Chelsea - going to pick up her dress, happy as a clam, lovely family.

Jenelle - OMG dude, he doesn’t care about my feelings, I have to do everything myself, but first I have to collect all my kids from the four winds, you have to leave NOW!

[Linny]

Where does Barb find these friends who give her such shitty advice? "Maybe you don't know David. He takes care of your grandkids, he can't be the worst person in the world." Excuse me, Donna the Turncoat Friend, but I'd say Barb knows David a hell of a lot better than you do, and knows just how much "care" David provides the kids. I'm legitimately pissed on Barb's behalf that her friend would question her judgment and think she doesn't know the score after dealing with this man for the past couple of years.

The juxtaposition of Chelsea and Jenelle is the most damning evidence proving Jenelle's relationship and supposed happiness is nothing but a facsimile. Chelsea is truly content, has a supportive partner, and has children who are happy and engaged with the world around them. Meanwhile, Jenelle and David can't string a sentence together without screaming and expletives. It makes me sad, not because I care about them, but because I care about the kids. Jace and Maryssa are obviously aware of the dysfunction and are playing like everything's fine in order to keep the peace, and that's a terrible position for them to be in. They shouldn't have to live their lives in fear of setting off an angry outburst from their parents. It's depressing watching the situation unfold and knowing that it's almost certainly going to get worse from here on out.

[pheebs]

When Karl was driving to her Drs. appointment - both hands were off the steering wheel like 90% of the time. What was she steering with? Her dick?

Also, Karl has a "friend" with a "normal" name. Rachel. 

Mr. Pheebs (who does not watch the show) popped his head in the room,  pointed at and remarked about Roxanne, "She looks like she eats spiders." lol

Watson is the cutest little nugget.

Did everyone notice the brand new sod that Jenyell and UBT were laying? I told y'all the last batch we saw was already dead. Losers.

Edited October 31, 2017 by pheebs
Had to mention the sod-layers

[FlowerofCarnage]

Correct me if I am wrong but did Brianna ever tell Devoin how much the registration would be beforehand?

I see Jenelle being locked in that shed in the near futrue!

Operation: Try to trap Chris was a complete failure  and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person! 

I bet everytime Kail refers to Chris being with "some girl", she is really referring to his longterm girlfriend he went back to. You know it burns Kail up that he doesn't want a relationship with her and never did.

Edited October 31, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[poeticlicensed]

Chelsea looked stunning in her wedding dress. 

 

Kail begins to realize the consequences of a trap baby when the baby daddy doesn't bite. 

[Brooklynista]

18 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Correct me if I am wrong but did Brianna ever tell Devoin how much the registration would be beforehand?

 

Nope, because it looked like the dummy didn't bother to find out beforehand herself. Devoin never said he wasnt going to pay. He said he didn't have cash and wanted to put the fee on a credit card. Always ready for a disappointment, Briana storms off to the damn ATM. Why didn't  she ask/tell him to go gey cash off the card?? 

Also does the entire coven get paid by the scene?? In what world does mom, dad, grandma, auntie, pre-schooler and newborn show up for school registration?

Edited October 31, 2017 by Brooklynista

[Quilty]

Why is little Aubree wearing that old lady dress ? There are so many cute dresses for girls. Why did they pick a mother of the bride dress for a little girl?

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Did I see this right?

 

Did Roxanne stand up on a booth in the middle of the restaurant? How trashy can she get?

[Mkay]

45 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Chelsea - going to pick up her dress, happy as a clam, lovely family.

Jenelle - OMG dude, he doesn’t care about my feelings, I have to do everything myself, but first I have to collect all my kids from the four winds, you have to leave NOW!

Jenelle “I have no friends.” No wonder you psycho!!  

[ReadMeLattice]

You guys, the title took me until now to figure out. WOWWWWW. Talk about slow on the uptake. The joke is so simple even Nessa would have gotten it right away. 

[Mkay]

35 minutes ago, pheebs said:

When Karl was driving to her Drs. appointment - both hands were off the steering wheel like 90% of the time. What was she steering with? Her dick?

 

I’m laying in bed reading this (reading makes me sleepy) and I laughed so hard I’m coughing my head off. I had to go get a cough drop.  Lolol 

[ReadMeLattice]

21 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

 

 

Kail begins to realize the consequences of a trap baby when the baby daddy doesn't bite. 

Lmaoooooo I'm going to bed 

[Mkay]

1 minute ago, Lm2162 said:

Lmaoooooo I'm going to bed 

Fixed it for you.  

 

[ReadMeLattice]

Just now, Mkay said:

Fixed it for you.  

 

It will never not be funny. Why will it never not be funny? 

[Mkay]

Just now, Lm2162 said:

It will never not be funny. Why will it never not be funny? 

Hahahahahahahahaha 

I have no clue.  One of the funniest things by far!!

[druzy]

47 minutes ago, Linny said:

The juxtaposition of Chelsea and Jenelle is the most damning evidence proving Jenelle's relationship and supposed happiness is nothing but a facsimile. 

[KittyKat133]

57 minutes ago, pheebs said:

When Karl was driving to her Drs. appointment - both hands were off the steering wheel like 90% of the time. What was she steering with? Her dick?

Also, Karl has a "friend" with a "normal" name. Rachel. 

Mr. Pheebs (who does not watch the show) popped his head in the room,  pointed at and remarked about Roxanne, "She looks like she eats spiders." lol

Watson is the cutest little nugget.

Did everyone notice the brand new sod that Jenyell and UBT were laying? I told y'all the last batch we saw was already dead. Losers.

Omg I love mr pheebs. She does look like she eats spiders! 

[GreatKazu]

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When Karl was driving to her Drs. appointment - both hands were off the steering wheel like 90% of the time. What was she steering with? Her dick?

lol

Since she is a sea creature, I thought maybe it was her flipper? 

From one site on manatees: The bones in a manatee's flipper are similar to a human hand. The jointed "finger-like bones" of the flipper help the manatee move through the water, bring food to its mouth, and hold objects. Three or four nails are found at the end of each flipper and are in line with the “finger-like” bones inside the flipper.

@pheebs tell Mr. Pheebs thank you for that laugh. 

Edited October 31, 2017 by GreatKazu

[AirQuotes]

On my tablet and typing is difficult. I loved seeing Watson playing with his feet! Too adorable!

[CaliforniaLove]

Oh. My. God. The sight of squat ass cum dumpster Jenelle chasing David around in his little toy while he yells "I'm workin'!" *vrooom* *vrooom* *spin* *turn* "I'M WORKIN'!!!", was one of the most hilarious things I've seen on this show. 

"Raise your hands if you've ever felt personally victimized by Jenelle Evans." *entire crew raises hands*

[SmashleyMcSlayin]

Waiting til the day before the wedding to lay a fuckton of sod. These people are so bright.

[woodscommaelle]

1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

oooh I see where they are going (about half way through)...it's a Jenelle vs. Chelsea wedding SHOW DOWN.

Haha reminds of ‘It’s a mother fuckin’ walk-off.”

[Blissfool]

1 hour ago, poeticlicensed said:

Chelsea looked stunning in her wedding dress. 

 

I think she has looked especially pretty this season. Her face looks thin and it magnifies her bone structure.  I've always thought she had a potato-face, but her weight loss really agrees with her.

[FlowerofCarnage]

1 hour ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Did I see this right?

 

Did Roxanne stand up on a booth in the middle of the restaurant? How trashy can she get?

Yep! And to think, Javi wants to voluntarily subject himself to the Coven.

Poor Jace, having to spend one-on-one time with Uncle Toxic Masculinity.  

Edited October 31, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage