Briana DeJesus: Farm league promoted to the Majors

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

I wonder what she's referring to:

Pinterest must have boards devoted to getting your butt implants redone and labiaplasty results.  

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

I wonder what she's referring to:

She found her photos and videos of her shaking her ass on Pinterest? lol 

Just wait. Kail will respond to this and remark how some people are trying to be like her. 

[Marley]

I’m sure she means she’s getting ideas for decorating crap for when her and javi move in together next week.

[ghoulina]

Groan. Baby boards. 

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Speaking of driving, I have a really crappy commute to/from work, and today I realized I turn into Roxanne in traffic. "I caaaaaaaaaaan't with this Prius!!!" "Oh my gaaaaaaah, what's with this big rig?!?". I think I need an intervention. 

I saw a Prius in front of me earlier today, and I kid you not, I thought of your post. lol I began laughing. 

[Enya Face]

10 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Speaking of driving, I have a really crappy commute to/from work, and today I realized I turn into Roxanne in traffic. "I caaaaaaaaaaan't with this Prius!!!" "Oh my gaaaaaaah, what's with this big rig?!?". I think I need an intervention. 

LOL. Holy crap, I never thought about it before I read this post, but I totally do the same thing! I'm pretty sure that when I was trying to make the worlds most impossible left hand turn out of my work lot earlier today I know wailed, aloud, something along the line of"OH MY GAAAAAAHHHH, WHY CAN'T THERE BE A BREAK IN THESE CAAAAAAAARS?

...And now I wanna slap myself, just a bit. haha!

[Bridget]

On 12/4/2017 at 0:59 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

Don't discourage him...PTVers in close proximity is comforting! ?

 

On 12/4/2017 at 7:35 AM, Uncle JUICE said:

I'm worried too! I just don't want to go from "You know, three babies with three parents is probably not great for anyone" to all of a sudden "Women who have children outside of marriage are whores, boys will be boys, but gay marriage is an affront to my family!" This fear only bolsters my case to move to CA.

PTVers in close proximity is a great thing - and we can also tell you where not to go to avoid the ignorance in certain areas that @GreatKazu alluded to. 

And if you're looking for a realtor, I heard Farrah's stalker realtor clearly say her first and last name on camera, so rest assured! Hell, she will also be willing to take care of your kids in the event something unfortunate happened and you needed a home for your kids! 

[FlowerofCarnage]

*tears*

[CaliforniaLove]

You guys, I lied...it's not just in traffic. I was doing my hair this morning, and there was a ton of static..."Gaaaaaaaaaah, static!!!". Work has been SUPER slow & boring today, and at about 1 o'clock, "omg, I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't with this day!!!" *stood on my desk & started yelling at coworkers to get their shit together*.  

[GreatKazu]

19 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

You guys, I lied...it's not just in traffic. I was doing my hair this morning, and there was a ton of static..."Gaaaaaaaaaah, static!!!". Work has been SUPER slow & boring today, and at about 1 o'clock, "omg, I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't with this day!!!" *stood on my desk & started yelling at coworkers to get their shit together*.  

lol 

I happened to mention on Jenelle's thread that someone needs to make a meme of Roxy Horror with her "I caaaaaaaaaan't" words on it. Anytime someone does something, we just post that meme. 

[CofCinci]

On 12/7/2017 at 0:22 PM, druzy said:

I wonder what she's referring to:

Wedding planning. 

[druzy]

Javi is playing house...

[Mkay]

By the sounds of his tweets and Brianna’s, he’s about to be deployed again.  

 

 

Edited December 10, 2017 by Mkay

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

By the sounds of his tweets and Brianna’s, he’s about to be deployed again.  

 

 

This is when  a Roxy Horror meme would come in handy...

"I caaaaaaaaan't!!!!!"

Edited December 10, 2017 by GreatKazu

[AmandaUnbidden]

8 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

This is when  a Roxy Horror meme would come in handy...

"I caaaaaaaaan't!!!!!"

While I was looking for images of Roxanne to create that meme (it's surprisingly hard to find a good pic of Roxanne yelling btw), I stumbled across this early pic of the coven the Dejesus clan. Roxanne was a really beautiful woman, and Brittany was so adorable! 

 

[GreatKazu]

3 minutes ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

While I was looking for images of Roxanne to create that meme (it's surprisingly hard to find a good pic of Roxanne yelling btw), I stumbled across this early pic of the coven the Dejesus clan. Roxanne was a really beautiful woman, and Brittany was so adorable! 

 

 

Your best bet is to capture an image off the television screen. 

OMG Brittany is so cute. Briana's head looks bigger than Brittany's. lol

Roxanne is so pretty in that photo. 

[littleB1rdy]

Roxanne's fivehead though 

[GreatKazu]

Edited December 11, 2017 by GreatKazu

[AmandaUnbidden]

2 minutes ago, littleB1rdy said:

Roxanne's fivehead though 

Hey don't hate on the five head! Tyra Banks says it makes us beautiful and unique like her (America's Next Top Model reference.) And yes, I have a five head too but I have straight across bangs to cover it. ?

Also, there's a new radar online article out about Kail, Javi, and Briana. I wrote about it over in the Kail thread. 

[GreatKazu]

Edit: This one is better than the one I previously posted above. It has more "A's". It is more Roxanne's speed. lol 

Edited December 11, 2017 by GreatKazu

[AmandaUnbidden]

4 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

You made it! Great job!

[MaggieG]

Love it @GreatKazu!

[ChristmasJones]

Teen Mom's Javi Marroquin Says He's Being Deployed by the Air Force: 'I Wasn’t Expecting This'

http://people.com/tv/javi-marroquin-deployed-air-force-again/amp/

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Is it unusual nowadays for active duty members of our military to be surprised they're being deployed when we are engaged in a war and other conflicts? I mean, I feel like this is a given since the end of 2001 as we've been at perpetual war since and something active duty service members would always be "expecting." It's kind of part of the job. Basically every active duty military member I've known who has joined since 2001 (or was in earlier and still in then), has deployed. All of the national guardsmen/women and reservists around my age & in their 20s who I know, too, have been deployed at least once overseas (and to places like Afghanistan and Iraq, to which I'm sure Qatar would have been preferable). Some of them were deployed two or three times.  

Also, I bet Briana is trying soooo hard to get knocked up before he deploys. Maybe Javi is in on it, too, so he doesn't lose his "place" in TM2 land while he's deployed (because famewhore), but I hope he'd have more sense than that. Javi, when you get back from deployment, I'd suggest you not have unprotected sex with Briana....because something tells me that in your absence, she's gonna make Kail look like a faithful spouse.

Edited December 19, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[ChristmasJones]

My concern is how Karl will use this deployment to take the kids to LA with her. I hope the other two dads stand up to her if she tries.

[Spiderella2]

On 12/19/2017 at 1:39 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Is it unusual nowadays for active duty members of our military to be surprised they're being deployed when we are engaged in a war and other conflicts? I mean, I feel like this is a given since the end of 2001 as we've been at perpetual war since and something active duty service members would always be "expecting." It's kind of part of the job. Basically every active duty military member I've known who has joined since 2001 (or was in earlier and still in then), has deployed. All of the national guardsmen/women and reservists around my age & in their 20s who I know, too, have been deployed at least once overseas (and to places like Afghanistan and Iraq, to which I'm sure Qatar would have been preferable). Some of them were deployed two or three times.  

Also, I bet Briana is trying soooo hard to get knocked up before he deploys. Maybe Javi is in on it, too, so he doesn't lose his "place" in TM2 land while he's deployed (because famewhore), but I hope he'd have more sense than that. Javi, when you get back from deployment, I'd suggest you not have unprotected sex with Briana....because something tells me that in your absence, she's gonna make Kail look like a faithful spouse.

Briana has what she has claimed to always want, a stable, present, gainfully employed, no drug dealing, athletic,caring man in Javi. He seems to check off of the marks on her list.  Even the Coven likes him. Looking at all her loser exes, Javi is a rock star compared to them. What more could she want? And I doubt the pickings are great out there in Fort Lauderdale for a single mom with 2 kids. She’s lucky she nabbed Javi and she knows it.  

Yes she is trying to get knocked up ASAP, so he can put a ring on it, but she wants to be in a relationship with a present father.  With their Insta-family already clicking, she would be horribly foolish to mess it up dicking around town like Kwale did.  If it’s just a 6 month deployment like last time, she might be able to last...but if it’s longer...then yeah, she might not be able to handle missing the d for that long.  

Am I the only one that thinks Briana & Javi are perfect for each other? They are both famewhores, have Latin roots, have involved extended families, have kids, are physically superficial, and love trolling Kwale on sm. They both want a family, bungalow with white picket fence, complete with the dog and 2.5 kids. It’s a match made in insta-heaven.  Sure they are still in the honeymoon phase, but it could work if they make it past deployment. 

[Maharincess]

I hate to say this about that sweet baby but am I the only one who thinks that Briana really regrets having Stella? Stella kind of messes up her plans. Getting pregnant again by Javi makes her look no better than Karl, by having 3 kids by 3 dads. If Stella hadn't come along her plan would work a lot better. 

I don't watch the show so maybe I'm really wrong but that's the impression I get from reading here. 

[CofCinci]

On 12/19/2017 at 4:39 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Is it unusual nowadays for active duty members of our military to be surprised they're being deployed when we are engaged in a war and other conflicts? I mean, I feel like this is a given since the end of 2001 as we've been at perpetual war since and something active duty service members would always be "expecting." It's kind of part of the job. Basically every active duty military member I've known who has joined since 2001 (or was in earlier and still in then), has deployed. All of the national guardsmen/women and reservists around my age & in their 20s who I know, too, have been deployed at least once overseas (and to places like Afghanistan and Iraq, to which I'm sure Qatar would have been preferable). Some of them were deployed two or three times.  

Depending on his billet(specific personnel position, assignment, or duty station), deployments can be very unexpected and a “surprise.”  NG and Reserves are a different beast then Active Duty. For AD, it’s very expensive to change their duty station temporarily and servicemembers are sent TDY only when absolutely necessary.

[Scarlett45]

3 hours ago, Maharincess said:

I hate to say this about that sweet baby but am I the only one who thinks that Briana really regrets having Stella? Stella kind of messes up her plans. Getting pregnant again by Javi makes her look no better than Karl, by having 3 kids by 3 dads. If Stella hadn't come along her plan would work a lot better. 

I don't watch the show so maybe I'm really wrong but that's the impression I get from reading here. 

I don’t think so. I think the thing is, unlike Kailyn, Briana doesn’t have something to “prove”. I think Briana is foul, nasty and very immature, BUT if she had someone she wanted to be with that she thought was nice to her and he kids she would be fine with that.

Unlike Kailyn she doesn’t have these grandiose notions of superiority. This may because TM3 never got huge and she had to live in the real world, and also because she probably likes herself just a tiny bit more than Kailyn likes Kailyn. In her head so what if she had 3 kids by 3 dads if she was actually into Dad #3. She might go “oh damn not so great”, but regretting Stella? Nah. 

Edited December 22, 2017 by Scarlett45

[AirQuotes]

If not for Stella, she wouldn't have been brought in on TM2.

[ghoulina]

5 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

If not for Stella, she wouldn't have been brought in on TM2.

I believe she intentionally got pregnant in order to her ass back on TV. 

[AirQuotes]

25 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I believe she intentionally got pregnant in order to her ass back on TV. 

Yes, absolutely correct. 

[MissMel]

39 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I believe she intentionally got pregnant in order to her ass back on TV. 

And I'm not entirely sure that adoption storyline was made up, as well.  Just think of how much $$$ and longevity she could have gotten from that if only Luis had gone with her script.

[Mkay]

[Mkay]

Check out the deleted tweet. Who is that directed at?

[monicageller]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

These people.

 

[druzy]

 

Edited December 23, 2017 by druzy

[MissMel]

I don't know much she "joined the feud".  She only said she wasn't going to get started talking about her sister and her raggity-ass boyfriend.  I bet it's coming though!

[Jeanne222]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

 

Ok I'm confused.  Which sister is actually dating Javi?  This picture looks like boyfriend and girlfriend???

[badhaggis]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

 

I feel like this could be to keep the DeJesus family on the show. I really CAN'T with these people!

[ClassyCourtHeels]

4 hours ago, badhaggis said:

I feel like this could be to keep the DeJesus family on the show. I really CAN'T with these people!

They are scared as shit that Bri will move up there.

 

Which means their teen mom paychecks will take a hit. 

 

Honestly Javi is a HUGE upgrade over anything Brianna has had in her life or could probably hope to have. And I don't say that as a compliment to Javi. He's an okay dude but them losing their shit just shows how bad the coven actually are. The ONLY way Bri can ever mature and grow is to get the fuck out of that house apartment she lives in with her mom and sister. She'll never get any sort of maturity or independence if she continues to live there. 

Edited December 24, 2017 by ClassyCourtHeels

[Calm81]

I really hope this leads to a breakup of Javi and Briana. I don’t care for Javi but I don’t want Briana with him. She deserves a bottom feeder. If anything, I wanted Brittany with Javi but now their relationship is over as he’s now “raggity-ass.”

Dang, Roxanne is being so extra. You can tell she knows her MTV checks are never going to go past the 20k Briana had last season if she moves to Delaware.

I really don’t see what Javi sees in her. She’s really dumb, her body is deformed thanks to surgeries and she’s gotten knocked up twice with one being a one night stand at Da club. I certainly wouldn’t want to risk knocking up a chick like that or have mg future child have a mom that declared her love for her butt cheeks to be spread and spit on during four play.

[Adiba]

Really, what the hell is it Roxanne's business if Javi gets deployed or not? How does it in any way affect Roxanne? And speaking of using things for a story line--fake adoption, anyone? 

The only reason I would watch Bri and Javi together is because I know it would chap Kail's ass if they were happy, or at least portrayed as happy on the show. But they could lose Roxanne and Brittany for the most part--keep Brittany for the occasional snappy one-liner and Roxanne can just get lost,imo.

[Marley]

So are they broken up now? What a joke family. Javi isn’t the greatest but Brianna is a loser with mega baggage. I see no redeeming qualities in her.

[HeySandyStrange]

So apparently Roxanne is pissed at Briana now, going by this. It almost makes me feel sorry for Bri, her mom is trying to be controlling when she is actually showing some independence.

[Calm81]

2 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

So apparently Roxanne is pissed at Briana now, going by this. It almost makes me feel sorry for Bri, her mom is trying to be controlling when she is actually showing some independence.

A part of me agrees but another part of me thinks that she could have gotten her independence long ago had she not gotten knocked up twice. I lost sympathy for Bri. Her mom can go pound sand, too. I’m in a grumpy mood. Sorry. I just caaaaan’t muster any sympathy for anyone in the coven. Well, maybe a little for Brittany, I have a soft spot for her after her mom lying to her about her real dad.? 

[CaliforniaLove]

Omg these people. I'm so glad my family doesn't use social media for the airing of grievances.

[Mkay]

Its almost balloon stabbing times, guys.  Wonder what other goodies this special will bring. 

 

Is this tonight? 

Edited December 25, 2017 by Mkay

[BitterApple]

On Friday, December 22, 2017 at 0:34 AM, Maharincess said:

I hate to say this about that sweet baby but am I the only one who thinks that Briana really regrets having Stella? 

Totally. I don't doubt that if Briana had the chance to do it over, she'd terminate the pregnancy. Going into a relationship with one kid by one guy or two kids by one ex? That's pretty common. Trying to set up a white-picket fence family with two kids by two guys and the hopes of a third with your new BF? There's no way to make that look good. 

[ghoulina]

Brianna is trash, so I don't have much empathy for her. But I knew it wouldn't be long before her family would weasel their way in and find fault with Javi. I just think that was really low of Roxanne, to question his deployment status. Javi has many faults, but she has no idea how the military works. I'm sure things change at the last minute sometimes. How dare she question him like that??? Javi, run away from this nightmare and get yourself together. You're a stupid fool half of the time, but you have potential to be a decent dude. Hang with Jo. Not these hoes.