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Russ and Paola: You're the Only Juan for Me


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I've watched the music video a couple of times now.  I really like reggaeton and I was curious.  Pao just looks straight-up slutty in it.  Not sexy.  Not pretty.  Just skanky.  Does she own anything that doesn't go up the crack of her ass?

I wonder if Russ was a virgin when he met her.  It would explain a lot.

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I'm married to a Puerto Rican, so I'm well acquainted with reggaeton and rather fond of it.  Not all of the videos are trashy, and not all of the girls in them are showing their ass crack.  In many of the videos, they are wearing skirts or tight pants. You don't have to grind when you dance reggaeton; do the moves, but put some distance between the two of you.   Mr E and I might grind in private, but we wouldn't do it in public, and we are far from prudish.

Paola could have kept it classy by putting on a little more fabric and putting a little more distance between her and her dance partners.

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On 8/10/2017 at 0:12 PM, Palomar said:

I wonder if Russ would have brought her back and married her if he knew she would give an ultimatum (and it is) that she was moving to Miami with or without him. 

I wonder if Russ would have brought her back and married her if he had met her in church and she dressed conservatively (his opinion of conservatively) every time they were together.  I don't know where they met but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the beach.

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On 7/6/2017 at 6:33 PM, guilfoyleatpp said:

I totally get the weirdness and awkwardness of your full grown son bringing home a foreign bride, but his mom has shit face from the moment Paola walks in. She doesn't need to speak English to understand that. 

Paola had her CAREER.  Russ's mother had strict rules that WILL BE OBEYED (for life...by everyone).

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8 minutes ago, sleepyjean said:

Serious question: what is going on with Paola's rear end?

Paola vid1.JPG

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

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2 hours ago, Ivanova said:

Don't know if it was posted yet. The music video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-yMaGtOvw

pure trash. Russ, now you know the real Paola.  She is beneath you and she will not change. Get out before it's too late, like she gets pregnant and brings a kid into this mess of a marriage.  Find a woman who respects you and has the same values.  

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3 hours ago, ChaChaSlide said:

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

Maybe that's why her bottom was blurred out? 

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13 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

pure trash. Russ, now you know the real Paola.  She is beneath you and she will not change. Get out before it's too late, like she gets pregnant and brings a kid into this mess of a marriage.  Find a woman who respects you and has the same values.  

Oh, that video was pretty tame compared to most reggaton videos. 

Im sure Russ would prefer that one to something like this. No nudity, but it's def spicy.

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4 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Oh, that video was pretty tame compared to most reggaton videos. 

Im sure Russ would prefer that one to something like this. No nudity, but it's def spicy.

 

I admit that reggaton is not my thing.  Only a hunch, but I bet it's not Russ's thing either.  This couple is a complete mismatch.  

In these reggaton videsos, there are a bunch of sloppy,  overweight, pomp-styled guys who put a few words to music.  Stupid sayings, like Paola's video, "hoy se bebe."  Yeah, that's poetic.  Somehow these loser, homely guys are able to talk these attractive, scantily-clad girls into strutting and grinding in these music videos.   I just don't appreciate the genre. 

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1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

I admit that reggaton is not my thing.  Only a hunch, but I bet it's not Russ's thing either.  This couple is a complete mismatch.  

In these reggaton videsos, there are a bunch of sloppy,  overweight, pomp-styled guys who put a few words to music.  Stupid sayings, like Paola's video, "hoy se bebe."  Yeah, that's poetic.  Somehow these loser, homely guys are able to talk these attractive, scantily-clad girls into strutting and grinding in these music videos.   I just don't appreciate the genre. 

It's not for everyone. There's other genres I don't care for, either..

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On 8/15/2017 at 1:33 AM, spankydoll said:
On 8/14/2017 at 10:23 PM, ChaChaSlide said:

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

Maybe that's why her bottom was blurred out? 

Over on page 9 of the Social Media forum is a photo of her wearing extremely uncomfortable looking thong-like Daisy Dukes that barely cover her ass, and there were comments about her right butt cheek having a weird looking, flattened section. 

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Since the thread for tonight's ep is still locked (@Drogo hint hint!) guess I'll post this here.
Paola saying she did not want to call Russ on the spot so it would not... Wait, let me rewind to hear that again...

'I didn't want to do it in front of everyone, I didn't want to show the drama'

Good job not showing the drama, numb nuts lol!

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1 hour ago, Awfarmington said:

The scene on the bed with Russ- Her hair looked terrible. Bleaching and extensions have caused so much obvious breakage. She needs to give her hair time to recover and go back to her natural color. 

She was stunning when she has dark hair. I don't get her end game at all. Does she want to shoot videos until she hooks a successful musician? Does she think that she will end up in Vogue magazine? That probably isn't happening. 

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1 minute ago, spankydoll said:

She was stunning when she has dark hair. I don't get her end game at all. Does she want to shoot videos until she hooks a successful musician? Does she think that she will end up in Vogue magazine? That probably isn't happening. 

At this rate, maybe her end game is women's Rogain. 

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Oh, Pao...you've rovided some great quotes this episode. 

While twirling in an outfit made up of black straps which crisscrossed her body, "What do you think? Too much?"

 

Then later, to Russ, explaining why she must wear sexy outfits, "Because you married with a sexy woman!" 

 

"I'm not going to get any gigs, like a girl next door, like a teenage or something....I'm a mature woman."  

 

I lol'd at Russ' response, "Stay classy." 

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53 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

 

I lol'd at Russ' response, "Stay classy." 

Russ doesn't really seem upset does he?  I mean, he says repeatedly he does not want her posing in lingerie because it's against his values.  But his affect is flat.  Where is the yelling, the passion, the emotion?  Fgs Russ, your wife is a video ho and looks like a skank.  And the best you can muster is, I told you honey, lingerie is just for my eyes, you crossed the line.  Maybe Russ doesn't really care about Paola or that she looks like a slut.  Maybe his objections to lingerie are made up drama. Maybe Russ is a very bad actor.  

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1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

Russ doesn't really seem upset does he?  I mean, he says repeatedly he does not want her posing in lingerie because it's against his values.  But his affect is flat.  Where is the yelling, the passion, the emotion?  Fgs Russ, your wife is a video ho and looks like a skank.  And the best you can muster is, I told you honey, lingerie is just for my eyes, you crossed the line.  Maybe Russ doesn't really care about Paola or that she looks like a slut.  Maybe his objections to lingerie are made up drama. Maybe Russ is a very bad actor.  

I agree, to bad there wasn't a before the 90 Days for them. I bet her being a Freak in the street, to turn around the Ludacris Grammy winning rap is what attracted him for first contact 

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On ‎23‎.‎08‎.‎2017 at 2:31 AM, spankydoll said:

That dress in the video. What in the hell? It looks like her tampon string is hanging down. The guy with the beard in the baseball cap is hot!

I guess the guys were oblivious to that to that when they picked out that dress for her.  Which guy is hot? Grey tank top?

Tony Skits is in there too ("Yo, I'm Dominican" cap"). He directed both Paola videos, lives in Miami, and is partially represented by A Dream Group models . http://www.adreamgroup.com/# They do social nightlife marketing ? and rent out video hoes, fitness and lingerie models ("talent") .  It looks to be the type of modelling Paola's unrealistically aiming for.

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3 minutes ago, checker said:

I guess the guys were oblivious to that to that when they picked out that dress for her.  Which guy is hot? Grey tank top?

Tony Skits is in there too ("Yo, I'm Dominican" cap"). He directed both Paola videos, lives in Miami, and is partially represented by A Dream Group models . http://www.adreamgroup.com/# They do social nightlife marketing ? and rent out video hoes, fitness and lingerie models ("talent") .  It looks to be the type of modelling Paola's unrealistically aiming for.

I think Paola could easily have success as a video ho, unfortunately the shelf life is not that long.  The fitness modeling will not happen for her but lingerie and conventions could very well be her niche, she is curvy and does not mind wearing dental floss like bathing suits for the sake of her career.

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11 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I think Paola could easily have success as a video ho, unfortunately the shelf life is not that long.  The fitness modeling will not happen for her but lingerie and conventions could very well be her niche, she is curvy and does not mind wearing dental floss like bathing suits for the sake of her career.

Exactly. Only in her dreams does she resemble the "talents" on that page.

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