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The idea of her wearing two different dresses reminds me of those entitled brides on "Say Yes to the Dress" who have to have a different (usually more revealing) dress for the reception.  Since Ember is too young to be entitled (yet), guess who I put that title on?  Mama.  Having looked into some of the other dresses they've shown the child wearing (which retail for about $250!!!), it looks like they went with a cheaper store-bought dress for the cake photo.

Sheesh.  I can't wait to read their book to learn how to live a dedicated Christian life.  (I'm sure the fact that I've been a Christian for almost 60 years and married for 54 of them doesn't mean I can't learn from these whippersnappers about how to be a happily married Christian.)

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I just... I like the idea of special letters written on a birthday, thats sweet. I hate the idea that they can't let the contents of those letters be something *private*.

That the kid had a fancy expensive dress for photos doesn't bode well, in my opinion. I'm not shocked that while Jer and Auj despise Whore Amy, that they took advantage of Amy's hospitality for their daughter's party.

I'm also not shocked that Jeremy is dressed in flowers. He's a whipped bitch. 

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1 hour ago, Rap541 said:

I just... I like the idea of special letters written on a birthday, thats sweet. I hate the idea that they can't let the contents of those letters be something *private*.

That the kid had a fancy expensive dress for photos doesn't bode well, in my opinion. I'm not shocked that while Jer and Auj despise Whore Amy, that they took advantage of Amy's hospitality for their daughter's party.

I'm also not shocked that Jeremy is dressed in flowers. He's a whipped bitch. 

I like the letters too.  A co-worker lost her dad, and her two grandkids were particularly close to their Pap-Paw.  She told them that whenever they missed him, to write him a letter, and seal it in an envelope.  They would then leave it at his grave, but my co-worker would scoop the letter up while someone was loading the kids in the car, and she has them all saved to give to the kids when they're older.  But only the kids know what is in them - also like you, I think things like that should remain private - it cheapens the meaning otherwise (IMO).

 

Oddj gets a lot of those high-end (and somewhat ugly, again IMO) dresses for free because she shamelessly shills for the brands.  I'm waiting until Ember is older, and her mom starts shilling for those companies that make the hideously ugly outfits with the bell-bottom type pants.

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I get that their theme was everything floral, but Jer's shirt is just hideous. I also watched Auj's videos of her going through all the photos taken the day of the party and the main focus of them all is Auj, Auj, and ALWAYS MORE AUJ! I also think it's tacky how she threw in her catchphrase at the end of her birthday post. The ego on that girl is astounding. 

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I mean usually the photos from a one year olds birthday party will mostly include the kid.  For fucks sake every photo of Ember alone is from far away and not intimate at all.  The focus is so obviously on Auj and her perfect family creation.  I guess it makes sense Jer would marry a narcissist since that is what he is used to with his father being one and all.

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23 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

I get that their theme was everything floral, but Jer's shirt is just hideous. I also watched Auj's videos of her going through all the photos taken the day of the party and the main focus of them all is Auj, Auj, and ALWAYS MORE AUJ! I also think it's tacky how she threw in her catchphrase at the end of her birthday post. The ego on that girl is astounding. 

Check out the tablecloth in photo three - it matched Audrey's dress perfectly. She must have been furious.

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that video is like a damn subaru commercial or something ... its so fake and polished - with slow-motion and old-timey film effects and the sappy music - it seriously looks like a tv commercial .. is this what life has come to? Everyone has to make their life look like a perfect movie on social media?? ugh.

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"Play like kids"?

Isn't this the tree house where Jeremy thrusted his erect penis into Audrey's moist, pulsating vagina and ejaculated sperm, thus impregnating Audrey with precious baby Ember?

Haven't they gone on and on about how they fucked in the treehouse?

Also - is running a "giveaway" for a treehouse in an area currently being battered by a hurricane a great move?

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6 hours ago, gonecrackers said:
7 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Also - is running a "giveaway" for a treehouse in an area currently being battered by a hurricane a great move?

Holy crap; figures, they live in their own world & probably don't even realize there is a hurricane.

Odd lacks the self-awareness that God gave a billygoat. As a resident of the Gulf Coast, I can tell you that a lot of those glass windows are getting shattered.

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On 9/11/2018 at 12:41 PM, heatherchandler said:

 

"big lips" ???  Are they?  Also who says that about their baby?

The person whose big lips, piercing eyes, and brilliant smile Ember inherited. It's all about Audrey. Always. 

It looks as if most of the party guests didn't dress for the floral theme. Jer's awful shirt makes up for it though. 

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3 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

That is the worst picture of Audrey I've ever seen. I can't believe she posted it online herself.

It's awkward yes. Maybe she is trying to show how humble she is?

<looks at her vows> I wonder at what parts she has Jeremy trained to cum? Since she recites this when they fuck because she feels reciting her wedding vows is intensely erotic?

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2 hours ago, Cathelitou said:

I think she post that picture because Ember does the exact same face! She try so hard to have a mini me! For my part, I think Ember looks like Amy's family but she has Audrey'mouth (poor her!)

Now that I look at them, I think you're right. However, Ember can get away with it because she's a baby. Audrey just looks possessed. 

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21 hours ago, Rap541 said:

It's awkward yes. Maybe she is trying to show how humble she is?

<looks at her vows> I wonder at what parts she has Jeremy trained to cum? Since she recites this when they fuck because she feels reciting her wedding vows is intensely erotic?

I’m creeped out just reading the vows, knowing what we know. I can’t believe they ever shared that they recite them. ??‍♀️

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