Jeremy and Auj Poj

[chenoa333]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

So Auj wants her Instagram followers to leave comments on their favorite "baby weaning" foods and she got 1,619 replies! Do any of her "followers" ever stop to think that Auj will NEVER read most of those posts? Maybe the first 3...maybe. 

[jumper sage]

On 5/31/2018 at 10:18 AM, susied2009 said:

News flash to these two....welcome to parenthood !!!!

My mom had two births in 10 months and didn't complain as much.

On 6/3/2018 at 10:43 PM, Rap541 said:

I'm going to disagree but only a little. Jeremy's high school girlfriend was a less than traditional beauty (a little pudgy) and I honestly wouldn't find Janae to be any less attractive than Audrey. But thats just me. 

Which is pretty much how he handled prior girlfriends. 

So, part of me wants to let Jer off the hook with a "he was young and dumb" statement, because frankly, he is dumb, and he was young. But honestly, while I question Janae's motivations, at the end of the day, Jeremy was an asshole.

The actual situation was mostly high school silliness - Jeremy has a girl, Auj, and Janae knows it, but they have a super duper friendship and then Auj tells Jeremy to back off Janae and Jeremy doesn't bother, and Janae still thinks everything is cool and visits Jer and Jer calls her when he's emotionally troubled about something and then Auj finds out and tells her to fuck off (my words, not Janae's, Janae said "hateful facebook messages") and Janae mostly fucks off but Jeremy keeps finding ways to continue the attachment, ways that are pretty asshole. He asks Janae to let Auj stay with her while visiting (Janae's friends told him to fuck off with that) and then they invite her to their wedding...

I was initially flipping a coin on whether that was asshole because I can see where inviting all their friends but her might also be considered kinda shitty on their part. Then I listen to the newest podcast and find out that Jeremy also asked Janae to... pick up and bring Auj's wedding ring from the shop in Los Angeles. 

He asked the girl his soon to be wife expressly told him to stop being friends with to... pick up the wedding ring. 

She does this, and he then tells her to pass the ring off to someone else because it has just occurred to him that Auj might be pissed off by his actions. 

The marrieds also didn't bother letting Janae know they were going to write about her in their blog and apparently will be writing about the whole business in their book on marriage. 

*My concerns about Janae's motivation is that I feel like this is more tit for tat - my vibe is that she's been pissed for a while that this all went down and now they're writing a book to further bitch about it. 

OMG!  Let me grab a cig and settle in.................................

I read Jer's story and did not download the itunes.  Just from his side of things I think he was playing both sides.  I have male friends and my partner has female friends.  We know we are for each other and have never crossed a line.  I think he did cross a line.

Just from watching when they were teens, you could tell that jer was probably doing "things".  His dad certainly thought he was.

Edited June 8, 2018 by jumper sage

[Literata]

Jeremy, from tonight's episode:

"I should have just blessed my wife with a new dishwasher."

Oh, Jenae, honey. Don't look back.

[TipseyGirl]

10 hours ago, Literata said:

Jeremy, from tonight's episode:

"I should have just blessed my wife with a new dishwasher."

Oh, Jenae, honey. Don't look back.

Ha! Wasn't that just the best?! He thought they needed to stay "humble" and keep the dishwasher they already had since it was working and all. How did that work for you, jackhole?

[Literata]

2 hours ago, TipseyGirl said:

Ha! Wasn't that just the best?! He thought they needed to stay "humble" and keep the dishwasher they already had since it was working and all. How did that work for you, jackhole?

And why the hell would it be Audrey's dishwasher?? Funny thing is, if he's so into gender roles, I'd assume he'd be out hustling to get a real JOB to support his family. And yes, I know that's rhetorical, as the show is his "job," but, God, what an insufferable ass. 

[SunnyBeBe]

We all learn from our mistakes.  Even professionals make them. I bet no one feels worse about it than him.  Sometimes, you make the wrong call.  Pricey mistake and move forward.  I think his heart was in the right place. And, they were in hurry when getting things set up.  Sometimes, haste makes waste.  

I've discovered from watching shows about obesity that if you want an excuse to eat crappy food, there are many available and they don't even have to make sense.  lol  The trick is to get back on track when possible.  I think they will do that. Some college kids survive on garbage for 4 or 5 years.  

[Shmoopaloop]

Listening to this podcast “emotional affair” girl go on about Jeremy’s confidence and how it is intoxicating is gagging me. I am, however, taking pleasure in the fact that he was a bit shady early in his relationship with Auj. Their relationship is all smoke and mirrors. 

Btw, did anyone else catch Jer’s Instagram story about how he’s been doing intermittent fasting since January? He’s looked pudgier than ever this year. I’d rethink the fasting. 

Edited June 6, 2018 by Shmoopaloop

[chenoa333]

On 6/5/2018 at 7:17 AM, rainclouds said:

UPDATE: Janae responds to “haters” (people with opinions) on r/littlepeoplebigworld

 

 

“ Hi all! 

Someone sent me the link to this forum via Instagram and against my better judgement, I read through. 

I wanted to say a heartfelt thank you to everyone on this post and the prior one for not only listening to the podcast but also the support and understanding of the stories I shared.

I didn’t think it would be shared on this platform but the feedback from listeners has been amazing. 

I think it’s important to say that I released the podcast not as a way to allow myself or parties involved to be judged or bullied but as a way of sharing what I’ve learned and how real emotional relationships can be. 

I went back and forth on responding to the not so lovely comments and decided that when we change our perspective , everything changes. So here to hoping with this response people can understand more clearly. 

to the ones telling me to “let go and move on” I have. And will continue to look forward and not focus on the past. As both of the other individuals involved have done the same. 

To the ones who body shamed me, I hope one day you can see past someone’s size, shape, weight, homely looks, & fatness, to understand that what matters most is not what you see from a few old photos on social media. what’s underneath that skin is what makes someone truly beautiful. What you so freely said about me (& my body) says more about you then it says about me. My parents taught me from a young age the value of character over anything else. And not only do I walk confidently with great character but also in this beautiful body God has given me. 

I hope you know that your words could really cause damage to someone too. You have no clue what I’ve been through in life. If I’ve overcome eating disorders or anything of that matter. I hope you learn to be slower to judge about such trivial things. I also hope if any of you that commented such things have children, that you teach them the importance of being kind to everyone regardless of what they look like. 

To the one that took the time to write out a huge comment (that could not be further from the truth) about my homely, big self. Jay had no problem loving every inch of me. AND if I was friend zoned I wouldn’t have had a blog written about me from their end and I wouldn’t have needed to share a podcast about what I’ve learned from my end. Seems a little silly that you would waste so much time listening and commenting something thinking you know every detail when you so very clearly do not. also I am anything but “hopeless” in every sense of the word. Also oafish? Maybe you should take a couple seconds to look up the definition of that word as I possess none of those qualities. I have never and will never pursue someone who is not interested in me. That was not the case with jay. And if you listened thoroughly to the podcast, you would know and understand that.i never spoke of any physical intimacy with Jay because that was not the reason for the podcast. It’s crazy that you can fabricate a narrative to that extent with the little percentage I shared of the full story. I’m actually impressed that you think that’s the true story. You should be writing movie scripts with an imagination like that. 

to the one who said I go for guys “out of my league”, and that my 6 year relationship wasn’t real and he friendzoned me too, you have absolutely no ground to stand on. It’s comical that you would state something without having any real knowledge of it. You have absolutely no idea what that man looks like and if he was indeed “out of my league”. But thanks for the reminder that internet trolls still exist. 

i said it in every single podcast I have released: I have nothing but respect and love for all parties involved. We all have moved on and are all at very healthy places in our relationships with each other. I wish everyone I have spoken of in the podcasts nothing but the best things in life, as they wish the same for me. 

To the one who swore that photo was jeremy, I may be sassy, but that’s some taylor swift level pettiness that I don’t have time for. That is not Jeremy in the photo. It doesn’t even look like him.  

Someone once said to me “people only hate on people ahead of them, no one turns around to hate on someone behind them” & with that wish you all nothing but the best. ?

Xx, Janae “

Jeremy is just an average looking guy. He looks like most guys in Oregon (and everywhere else). He's nothing exceptional. Unkempt looking, lazy and a real pussified male. Yuck! 

 Janae honey, you dodged a bullet. I think the reason Auj got so freaked oot over all of this was the thought of losing the chance to marry the heir to the Rolof Farms AND not getting the attention from being a local "celebrity". 

[Shmoopaloop]

I bet the whole Janae thing gets brought up during every fight they have. Auj will have a burr up her butt about it for the rest of her life. 

[Shmoopaloop]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

Jeremy is just an average looking guy. He looks like most guys in Oregon (and everywhere else). He's nothing exceptional. Unkempt looking, lazy and a real pussified male. Yuck!  

He does have pretty eyes, imo. And back in the day a younger me probably would have liked his boyish good looks. But he’s losing them day by day. Now, 31 year old me doesn’t care about how pretty someone’s eyes are, I care about a man having a steady income. She dodged a bullet, indeed. 

[Literata]

On 6/5/2018 at 10:51 AM, Rap541 said:

I would say the same thing I say to any reality whore who whines about the attention except that it's even more glaring that she's NOT on tv. Janae honey? If you don't want people commenting on your life choices and your appearance and what really happened, then maybe you should reconsider a series of podcasts about your time as Jeremy Roloff's sidepiece in Santa Barbara. 

"Yes" to all this. And something else that just occurred to me, after going back and listening more closely to the closing minutes of Episode 3 of her podcast:

First, she says she hasn't been in communication with "Jay" since he got married. But then, when pressed by her friend, she admits that she HAS spoken with him once or twice; and that if she wanted to reach out to him again, he likely wouldn't rebuff her, but that she's refraining from "opening the door" because if she decided to do that, she knows she wouldn't be met with resistance.

Although I love the idea of anyone pissing off Audrey, that's potentially incendiary stuff. Did that seem strange to anyone else?

[Rap541]

Again, because this all seems terribly immature, what I suspect is going on is that when immediately asked, her knee jerk reactions was "No, we haven't spoken since" and then remembered later that yeah, a few talks happened and she's portraying herself as super cool and forgiving so she has to fess up or be caught out if Jeremy decides to protest her narrative. 

[Shmoopaloop]

1. I don’t understand how Janae didn’t realize she was “in love” with Jer for all those years. I’m calling bs on that one. 

And 2. If that asshole had asked me to bring Auj’s ring to the wedding I would’ve gladly walked up to her at the reception and told her she was welcome for me personally escorting it from LA to Oregon. But, I’m not the forgiving Christian Janae is at least trying to portray. 

I'm really not sure if Auj would be mad about Janae picking up the ring or think, “That’s right, bitch...run an errand for us and bring me the ring that you’ll never have, from the man you didn’t win.”

Edited June 7, 2018 by Shmoopaloop

[LPBWfan]

On 6/5/2018 at 3:51 PM, Awfarmington said:

only reason Audrey was ‘nice’ to her after the initial mean FB messages was damage control. She new she was going to be a part of TLC’s show, a blogger, and a social media presence. Or at least had her wheels moving towards that direction. The last thing she needed was a scorned side piece telling the world how Audrey truly is. 

 

I wonder if this girl still has the messages? I kinda want to see the screenshots and see what Audrey actually said. Kinda petty but I am curious all the same.

[rainclouds]

4 hours ago, LPBWfan said:

I wonder if this girl still has the messages? I kinda want to see the screenshots and see what Audrey actually said. Kinda petty but I am curious all the same.

She has screencaps she says so in the podcast. She said she took them in case Audrey pretended it didn’t happen or tried to change the story or something.

[Awfarmington]

9 hours ago, Literata said:

"Yes" to all this. And something else that just occurred to me, after going back and listening more closely to the closing minutes of Episode 3 of her podcast:

First, she says she hasn't been in communication with "Jay" since he got married. But then, when pressed by her friend, she admits that she HAS spoken with him once or twice; and that if she wanted to reach out to him again, he likely wouldn't rebuff her, but that she's refraining from "opening the door" because if she decided to do that, she knows she wouldn't be met with resistance.

Although I love the idea of anyone pissing off Audrey, that's potentially incendiary stuff. Did that seem strange to anyone else?

I noticed that, too. I’m not sure if it was meant as a slight to Auj, as in ‘J is still part of my life, if I want that’. Or if she brought that up for another reason, but it seemed like a loaded statement. 

 

Some of what she said was conflicting...’they hate my guts’ but in the next breath, ‘there’s no bad blood’. As mentioned up thread, I don’t buy this whole friendship BS. I believe she was head over heels in love, back then, and still has feelings for him. 

[gonecrackers]

I haven't listened to the podcast, but it sounds like something she could've banged out in a 20 minute explanation. If it's 2 hours of this kind of thing I'm reading here she's got some issues.  Given obvious unresolved feelings & discord with Auj, she should not have been invited to the wedding, should not have attended even though invited, & now that they are married should stay away from him/them, IMO.

I am morbidly curious as to what Auj wrote to her, though.

[Literata]

On 6/7/2018 at 8:33 AM, gonecrackers said:

I haven't listened to the podcast, but it sounds like something she could've banged out in a 20 minute explanation. If it's 2 hours of this kind of thing I'm reading here she's got some issues.  Given obvious unresolved feelings & discord with Auj, she should not have been invited to the wedding, should not have attended even though invited, & now that they are married should stay away from him/them, IMO.

I am morbidly curious as to what Auj wrote to her, though.

Given that she said she was sobbing about it in the airport, I'm guessing it was some pretty strong stuff. My suspicion: Audrey made her feel as though she had imagined the relationship and that Jeremy had been trying to let her down easily because he felt sorry for her, and probably added some mention of the fact that she wasn't attractive enough or good enough for Jeremy. I would imagine Audrey is capable of being pretty cruel.

As Janae started to get a little more real toward the end of the last episode, I really began to suspect more had happened than she had let on -- not that they had actually had sex, but certainly that they had kissed, maybe even messed around a little.

Here's my other suspicion. Jeremy was away from home for the first time, was probably a little homesick, and probably did form close relationships with his roommate, Janae, and others in that circle. I have no doubt that deep feelings developed between Jeremy and Janae, and maybe he was even in love with her.

But knowing what we know about Matt, he was probably pretty dazzled by Audrey and may have pushed Jeremy in her direction. So if Jeremy really was torn between the two women, Matt probably helped him make his decision. I don't think Janae is unattractive by any means, and she certainly seems much more genuine. But Audrey would have been judged by Matt and likely others as the "hotter" of the two, and I can see that resonating with Jeremy, who's clearly not the sharpest.

Finally, and then I'll stop with the armchair psychology: Ember's middle name is Jean. That's awfully close to "Jenae." Just saying.

Edited June 11, 2018 by Literata
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[SongbirdHollow]

22 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

We all learn from our mistakes.  Even professionals make them. I bet no one feels worse about it than him.  Sometimes, you make the wrong call.  Pricey mistake and move forward.  I think his heart was in the right place. And, they were in hurry when getting things set up.  Sometimes, haste makes waste.  

I've discovered from watching shows about obesity that if you want an excuse to eat crappy food, there are many available and they don't even have to make sense.  lol  The trick is to get back on track when possible.  I think they will do that. Some college kids survive on garbage for 4 or 5 years.  

I think since he put in the time to remodel it himself, having a leak ruin everything has to hurt worse than having it ruin a contractor-built kitchen.

[heatherchandler]

On 6/3/2018 at 7:25 AM, rainclouds said:

In 2016 Jeremy wrote an article about having an emotional affair while he was living in Santa Barbara and in a relationship with Audrey. You can read it here http://beating50percent.com/opposite-sex-friendships-will-ruin-marriage/

 

Well the girl in the article did a two part podcast. I’ve provided the links down below. I think it’s hilarious she did this right before Jer and Audrey’s book drops. It will be interesting if they lie about the situation. Audrey is mean but that’s no surprise. 

 

Whooo boy I am on part 2 of the podcasts, and I read the article Jeremy Audrey wrote.  I have many thoughts. 

 

On 6/4/2018 at 11:42 PM, Literata said:

I listed to both episodes tonight. This Janae girl sounds like a lovestruck 16-year-old. Remember when you were in high school and you'd spend the night with your best friend and talk endlessly about what it "meant" when Tommy looked at you outside the biology room? That's what the podcast reminds me of. That said, Jeremy absolutely played her -- probably because she so obviously adored him and appealed to his narcissism. The fact that she was obviously naive and was willing to do anything for him makes the whole thing even more heinous. And Audrey, unsurprisingly, is a really nasty woman.

YES!!!  I cannot believe this is an adult woman recounting this "relationship," which was actually just a friendship.  Of course she was/is in love with him, and is going over every detail (and apparently went over every detail WITH HIM at one point) trying to figure out what happened.  We all see what happened - nothing!  He was her friend, they were part of a group of friends, and she fell in love.  She is not disgustingly ugly, but not attractive, so I can see how a little attention from an ok-looking guy would throw her into a tailspin.  

She obviously had not had any experience (maybe still hasn't) with an actual relationship and does not realize that all of her heartache was a crush who never liked her that way.  Hello, that happened to me like 10 times in high school!  But it shouldn't be happening to an adult.  

The way she recounted every detail, her thoughts at the time, every time they hung out, when he didn't call her - it is just a LOT and makes me think she really needs a real relationship to put it into perspective.

 

18 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

 

 Janae honey, you dodged a bullet. I think the reason Auj got so freaked oot over all of this was the thought of losing the chance to marry the heir to the Rolof Farms AND not getting the attention from being a local "celebrity". 

I think this is what made Audrey like Jeremy.  She is strangely extremely competitive, and needs to win.  She was not that interested in Jeremy until she realized someone else was in love with his.  

 

14 hours ago, Literata said:

 

Although I love the idea of anyone pissing off Audrey, that's potentially incendiary stuff. Did that seem strange to anyone else?

I listened to the whole thing, imagining Audrey listening to it and thinking about how angry certain things would make her.  That was why I enjoyed it.

 

11 hours ago, LPBWfan said:

I wonder if this girl still has the messages? I kinda want to see the screenshots and see what Audrey actually said. Kinda petty but I am curious all the same.

Release the screenshots!  I would LOVE it if she did.

[Shmoopaloop]

I agree that stuff beyond a purely platonic relationship probably went on. I mean, she was talking about no boundaries and late nights. But, I don’t think it was ever a possibility, in his mind, to actually make it a real relationship. It sucks and seems silly that she had to lose a friend because Poj is insecure.

Also, the business about God keeping her up at night, telling her to pray for Jay was just bizarre to me. And I want to know what was so dire that he needed her to fly out to Oregon. Maybe a fight with Poj? Especially since she wasn’t happy to see Janae there?

[Celia Rubenstein]

Wait, Janaenae has receipts? Because I need to see them!  Come on, girl, share the goods! Don't worry, we will all back up your story about how you were *hacked* ... 

 

Re: Jeremy and the dishwasher ... a decent house inspector would have discovered the dishwasher had a leak (the first thing they do when they enter a house is turn the dishwasher on). Did they not have their house inspected prior to purchase? I wouldn't be surprised. Haven't other things turned out to be a problem, too, things an inspection would have revealed?

Anyway. A professional contractor/plumber (even a decent handyperson), had one been involved in the remodel, would have recognized the signs the old dishwasher had a leak because of damage to the floor, rust inside the unit, or they would simply have inspected the unit and spotted the (likely) cracked hose that caused the leak (a ten-twenty dollar fix, lol). On general principle, the hose should have been replaced as part of the remodel anyway and then been tested for leaks before re-installing the dishwasher.  Frankly, there is no excuse for Jeremy not discovering the leak himself or realizing that replacing the hose was just a wise investment since he had just redone the entire damn kitchen. 

Of course I am assuming Jeremy didn't replace/test the hose  ... perhaps he did and simply screwed it up. Which seems entirely possible. He did graduate from The Matt Roloff School of Half Assed Construction Projects.  He probably can't screw in a lightbulb without electrocuting himself. 

[Shmoopaloop]

20 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Wait, Janaenae has receipts? Because I need to see them!  Come on, girl, share the goods! Don't worry, we will all back up your story about how you were *hacked* ... 

 

Re: Jeremy and the dishwasher ... a decent house inspector would have discovered the dishwasher had a leak (the first thing they do when they enter a house is turn the dishwasher on). Did they not have their house inspected prior to purchase? I wouldn't be surprised. Haven't other things turned out to be a problem, too, things an inspection would have revealed?

Anyway. A professional contractor/plumber (even a decent handyperson), had one been involved in the remodel, would have recognized the signs the old dishwasher had a leak because of damage to the floor, rust inside the unit, or they would simply have inspected the unit and spotted the (likely) cracked hose that caused the leak (a ten-twenty dollar fix, lol). On general principle, the hose should have been replaced as part of the remodel anyway and then been tested for leaks before re-installing the dishwasher.  Frankly, there is no excuse for Jeremy not discovering the leak himself or realizing that replacing the hose was just a wise investment since he had just redone the entire damn kitchen. 

Of course I am assuming Jeremy didn't replace/test the hose  ... perhaps he did and simply screwed it up. Which seems entirely possible. He did graduate from The Matt Roloff School of Half Assed Construction Projects.  He probably can't screw in a lightbulb without electrocuting himself. 

I remember them meeting with the inspector in an episode. Maybe he wasn’t worth his salt. I had an idiot of an inspector once. Or maybe they ignored a lot of his finds in order to secure the house anyway, since they were worried about being in a time crunch. 

[ginger90]

I thought the diswaher leaking was after the remodel. A pre purchase inspection wouldn’t have played a part in that.

[Literata]

1 hour ago, Shmoopaloop said:

And I want to know what was so dire that he needed her to fly out to Oregon. 

Yes. And I kept waiting, in the podcast episode, for her to call "bulllshit" on Jeremy's telling Audrey and his roommate that Janae "just showed up." WHY would she not have called him on that, in front of them??

[Celia Rubenstein]

27 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I thought the diswaher leaking was after the remodel. A pre purchase inspection wouldn’t have played a part in that.

Not if it wasn't actively leaking at the time. But anyone experienced with any kind of kitchen renovation would have known that moving and old machine can cause an old hose to crack or a connection to come loose even if it wasn't leaking before. It's why you just replace the hose and test for leaks as part of the overall job, just to be safe. 

[Absolom]

Audrey's fake hair has made "the news."

[ginger90]

Audrey Roloff Crowdsources Tips for Feeding Ember on Instagram

posted: 06/08/18 by: TLCme

https://t.co/pCL9vFbOLc?amp=1

[Phoebe70]

3 hours ago, Absolom said:

Audrey's fake hair has made "the news."

Ha!  I knew it!  I posted about my suspicions many pages ago but someone mentioned that her hair looked longer because it was straightened. I think “Daisy Braids” needs a new nickname. 

[gonecrackers]

4 hours ago, Phoebe70 said:

Ha!  I knew it!  I posted about my suspicions many pages ago but someone mentioned that her hair looked longer because it was straightened. I think “Daisy Braids” needs a new nickname. 

Didn't watch the video but my curly hair definitely looks longer when straightened. However, if she's got extensions maybe she doesn't even really have curly hair?  It would be very tough to match a curl pattern with extensions, or maybe that's why someone posted how she straightens it before curling - to get it all evened out.

Either way I wonder what the point is of relying on extensions. She's probably only going to ruin the hair she has by using those all the time.

[ginger90]

[ginger90]

5 pictures:

 

[BusyOctober]

On 6/8/2018 at 4:22 PM, ginger90 said:

Audrey Roloff Crowdsources Tips for Feeding Ember on Instagram

posted: 06/08/18 by: TLCme

https://t.co/pCL9vFbOLc?amp=1

Really??? This has to be just to raise her “likes” or followers for her stupid social media pages.  How hard is it to ask for info re. baby-friendly foods? Your pediatrician? Your own mom?  Your friends/relatives? A local nutritionist? Mommy & Me groups? GOOGLE?? And who is baffled by what to feed her child at this stage in her baby’s life?  If your baby rejects a food after several tries, it may be a bit frustrating, but there are so many foods to mash up or purée. And her plea for “easy and simple” is dumb too.  Odd has all the time in the world...she is home all day.  Once she wakes up, her main “jobs” seem to be:

* telling Jerk his honey-do list for the day 

* jumping online to report to her fans how little sleep she had & post the daily Mastitis Warning Index

* saying good morning to the professional photographer they apparently have living on premises 

* shampooing, conditioning, blow drying, straightening , curling her faux fiery tresses

After all those exhausting tasks, she still has at least 6 hours in a day to prepare a bunch of batches of mashed fruits, veggies, yogurt, grains, soups, purées, etc.  Pour them in ice trays to freeze or put in portion sized containers in fridge so you have stuff ready to go for a few days. 

[Rap541]

Hopefully I have linked the hilarious, bitch faced selfie Audrey has posted in order to snag herself some fan pity, If now, head to her Instagram where she's pouting a plenty and letting us know that she has got *mono* and her doctor literally noted "wow, this is the first time I've ever seen a case of mono in a breastfeeding mom... usually its the high school college kids".

So lets sum up. Audrey who likes to insist she is a trooper who only complains when things are serious is yet again making a public to do about how she has some sort of unusual sickness that is actually not unusual for someone her age (commonly mono hits people between 10-30, Auj is 26, not 50). Although Auj is a trooper who wants to be praised as a trooper, she is also seriously posting a picture of herself making a whiny crybaby face and letting the world know Babykins Aujjy is sickie and crying and needs the world to cuddle her over her very very serious and of course *UNUSUAL* illness.

Now I am not a *total* asshole, so I will say officially, its too bad she doesn't feel well. 

That said, am I the only one who has noticed a.... pattern with Auj? 

Auj was a cross country runner on college but also bemoans the fact that she was often on crutches due to injury. Its a big part of her narrative, that she was constantly  fighting injuries and spent a lot of her running career crutching about. Then she marries Jeremy and promptly breaks leg day one in Los Angeles. She dislocates her shoulder in a motorcycle accident on a motorcycle she gifted Jeremy with... on the very first ride no less. She gets pregnant and soaks up the attention, and as soon as the baby is out, hmmmm Auj is struck down by the worst mastitis ever ! (her nurses said so!) And now that Ember is starting to eat baby food and Auj's titties won't be so painful.... hmmm.... now she is sick with something unusual..... Gosh, makes me wonder if maybe Auj likes the attention...

[BusyOctober]

6 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Auj was a cross country runner on college but also bemoans the fact that she was often on crutches due to injury. Its a big part of her narrative, that she was constantly  fighting injuries and spent a lot of her running career crutching about. Then she marries Jeremy and promptly breaks leg day one in Los Angeles. She dislocates her shoulder in a motorcycle accident on a motorcycle she gifted Jeremy with... on the very first ride no less. She gets pregnant and soaks up the attention, and as soon as the baby is out, hmmmm Auj is struck down by the worst mastitis ever ! (her nurses said so!) And now that Ember is starting to eat baby food and Auj's titties won't be so painful.... hmmm.... now she is sick with something unusual..... Gosh, makes me wonder if maybe Auj likes the attention...

My diagnosis - MunchAUJsen Syndrome

[ginger90]

Audrey’s father:

https://peregrineaa.com/our-people/#Dan Botti

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Audrey’s father:

https://peregrineaa.com/our-people/#Dan Botti

Reading that is like reading every "my kids are better than your kids" Christmas letter ever written.

[Rap541]

Eh, I'm giving him a pass. This is clearly a professional bio on his workplace website. "My kids piss me off" is more of a personal blog kind of thing.

[Shmoopaloop]

10 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Hopefully I have linked the hilarious, bitch faced selfie Audrey has posted in order to snag herself some fan pity, If now, head to her Instagram where she's pouting a plenty and letting us know that she has got *mono* and her doctor literally noted "wow, this is the first time I've ever seen a case of mono in a breastfeeding mom... usually its the high school college kids".

So lets sum up. Audrey who likes to insist she is a trooper who only complains when things are serious is yet again making a public to do about how she has some sort of unusual sickness that is actually not unusual for someone her age (commonly mono hits people between 10-30, Auj is 26, not 50). Although Auj is a trooper who wants to be praised as a trooper, she is also seriously posting a picture of herself making a whiny crybaby face and letting the world know Babykins Aujjy is sickie and crying and needs the world to cuddle her over her very very serious and of course *UNUSUAL* illness.

Now I am not a *total* asshole, so I will say officially, its too bad she doesn't feel well. 

That said, am I the only one who has noticed a.... pattern with Auj? 

Auj was a cross country runner on college but also bemoans the fact that she was often on crutches due to injury. Its a big part of her narrative, that she was constantly  fighting injuries and spent a lot of her running career crutching about. Then she marries Jeremy and promptly breaks leg day one in Los Angeles. She dislocates her shoulder in a motorcycle accident on a motorcycle she gifted Jeremy with... on the very first ride no less. She gets pregnant and soaks up the attention, and as soon as the baby is out, hmmmm Auj is struck down by the worst mastitis ever ! (her nurses said so!) And now that Ember is starting to eat baby food and Auj's titties won't be so painful.... hmmm.... now she is sick with something unusual..... Gosh, makes me wonder if maybe Auj likes the attention...

I was one of those “high school college kids” with mono back in the day. And honestly, I don’t remember it being THAT bad. The swollen glands were the worst part. And I got to eat lots of ice cream for my sore throat. ?? I’d take it over the poison ivy I have going on atm. 

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Audrey’s father:

https://peregrineaa.com/our-people/#Dan Botti

Isn’t it funny that he’s a financial planner and Auj is a spendthrift? I think Daddy gave her too much and taught her too little. 

[Rap541]

I mean, I don't want to make like, you CAN have serious complications from mono and I do think Jeremy dumps most of the baby chores on Auj so I doubt she has a lot of time to rest. 

I'm, as I said, not a total asshole. I just see a pattern emerging of Auj constantly having minor but debilitating injuries and illnesses. Nothing ever that serious but things that are always ""the worst" example of said illness.

[Shmoopaloop]

Eh, she’s on meds for it and most cases are mild, so she’ll bounce back just fine in no time. I was told as long as no one’s punching your liver, you’ll be a-ok. 

[Literata]

Audrey's uncle is more famous than Audrey! Sweet. 
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Botti
 

[ShaNaeNae]

On 6/10/2018 at 6:41 PM, BusyOctober said:

* jumping online to report to her fans how little sleep she had & post the daily Mastitis Warning Index

This.  I died.  I'm at work and laughed out loud.  I needed that.  

12 hours ago, Rap541 said:

So lets sum up. Audrey who likes to insist she is a trooper who only complains when things are serious is yet again making a public to do about how she has some sort of unusual sickness that is actually not unusual for someone her age (commonly mono hits people between 10-30, Auj is 26, not 50). Although Auj is a trooper who wants to be praised as a trooper, she is also seriously posting a picture of herself making a whiny crybaby face and letting the world know Babykins Aujjy is sickie and crying and needs the world to cuddle her over her very very serious and of course *UNUSUAL* illness.

Now I am not a *total* asshole, so I will say officially, its too bad she doesn't feel well. 

That said, am I the only one who has noticed a.... pattern with Auj? 

Auj was a cross country runner on college but also bemoans the fact that she was often on crutches due to injury. Its a big part of her narrative, that she was constantly  fighting injuries and spent a lot of her running career crutching about. Then she marries Jeremy and promptly breaks leg day one in Los Angeles. She dislocates her shoulder in a motorcycle accident on a motorcycle she gifted Jeremy with... on the very first ride no less. She gets pregnant and soaks up the attention, and as soon as the baby is out, hmmmm Auj is struck down by the worst mastitis ever ! (her nurses said so!) And now that Ember is starting to eat baby food and Auj's titties won't be so painful.... hmmm.... now she is sick with something unusual..... Gosh, makes me wonder if maybe Auj likes the attention...

Nope.  I see a pattern.  It goes great with her martyr complex.  

3 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Reading that is like reading every "my kids are better than your kids" Christmas letter ever written.

I agree.  He could have just said his daughter is married and they have a daughter Ember or something generic like most business profiles do.  But this: "from the longest lasting reality TV production, Little People Big World".  That's a fairly recent award which means they edited it just to add that.  And it's actually the longest running FAMILY reality show.  And of course they conduct the Christian Faith Ministry through their writing and publishing.  Eye roll.  

[ginger90]

6 pictures:

 

[Shieldmaiden]

57 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

6 pictures:

 

What. Is. On. Her. Head.

[gonecrackers]

37 minutes ago, Shieldmaiden said:

What. Is. On. Her. Head.

Maybe it's hair dye day?

This kid's never wearing many clothes but she always has something tight on her head.

[Tidbit]

8 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Maybe it's hair dye day?

This kid's never wearing many clothes but she always has something tight on her head.

I think she has that 'thing' on because she is too young for extensions.

[gonecrackers]

16 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Although Auj is a trooper who wants to be praised as a trooper,

See, to me that's not praise; coming from her husband especially, it sounds condescending.  It gives me an image of her sitting down with her pouty face while he pats her on the head & says "Good girl, you're really such a trooper; now eat your Chick-fil-A & turn that frown upside down!"  Especially with the whole kitchen mess being his fault, he should not be condescending to his wife who has to put up with the results of his ineptitude.

Don't push your luck there, Jer.

[SongbirdHollow]

6 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

Eh, she’s on meds for it and most cases are mild, so she’ll bounce back just fine in no time. I was told as long as no one’s punching your liver, you’ll be a-ok. 

Maybe. Lost a friend last year to Burkitts lymphoma, a cancer associated with EBV, the virus responsible for mono.

[Shmoopaloop]

Well, she can just down a little of her precious Thieves oil and be healed in less than a week, according to a hokey article I read online. 

I’m sorry for your loss. According to research though, very few people that have the EBV will ever get a cancer related to it. Not to diminish your loss, but I think our dear Poj is gonna pull through. She’ll make an ordeal of it for sure, though. 

Edited June 12, 2018 by Shmoopaloop
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