Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[Sew Sumi]

Nothing says I love you like essential oils. 

[JoanArc]

Derek’s foot fetish remains intact.

[galaxychaser]

21 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

 

Dereck and moustache don’t go together. Shave it off.

[GeeGolly]

8 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Nothing says I love you like essential oils. 

You mean smellies?

[galaxychaser]

At least they weren’t eating fast food during the pedicure .

 

Good smellies 🤣🤣🤣. I never heard that before. 

 

I prefer Dereck with a mask on.

[GeeGolly]

I'm not a girly-girl, but I know folks that have concerns about doing things in the community that are far more important than a mani-pedi.

It's not something I would do now, nor would I have done it as a mom of young kids. The 'need' does not outweigh the risk to me.

[ginger90]

Jill’s birthday, continued: ( she mentioned in a video that Derick’s pedicure put the place at it’s 30% mandated capacity)

 

 

 

[ozziemom]

21 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Dereck and moustache don’t go together. Shave it off.

He looks like an 80’s porn star! I guess since he is on break they got to do all their special things together. Where were the kids, do we know?

[Westiepeach]

Beaver Lake. *snicker* Why, yes, I am 12 years old. Why do you ask?

[Zella]

In the sushi pic, Derick looks like a cop in a low budget 90s movie. He's one scene away from telling his boss, "I don't need a partner. I only work alone."

[galaxychaser]

7 minutes ago, ozziemom said:

He looks like an 80’s porn star! I guess since he is on break they got to do all their special things together. Where were the kids, do we know?

In the picture it says kids are at the sitter.

[JoanArc]

Beaver lake, pornstache....

They just conceived child #3.

[galaxychaser]

Lake Beverly Dillard 

[JoanArc]

31 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Lake Beverly Dillard 

 Aquafina Baptism Dillard 

[irisheyes]

I’m just glad she got to do some things she enjoys. I’m sure the last couple months have been hard with two boys and a husband trying to finish a semester of law school. 

[tabloidlover]

On 5/17/2020 at 8:35 PM, Zella said:

What every woman wants to be praised for on her birthday. Her capacity for sacrificial love. 🙄

Sounds to me like someone’s a bit envious @Zella  🤣🤣

 

[Zella]

Just now, tabloidlover said:

Sounds to me like someone’s a bit envious @Zella  🤣🤣

 

😂😂😂😂😂

If only my Chihuahua would tell me on my birthday that he appreciates how I let him hog all the blankets in the house! 

[Chicklet]

I'm sad nobody ever praised me for being sacrificial. I demand that for my next birthday or Christmas even. Do they make a card for that?

[lookeyloo]

I'm hoping Israel gets to go to school.  It is such a dilemma - the school situation.  So many kids only eat at school, schools provide child care, have mandated reporters.  Most parents don't want to/aren't equipped to home school in any way.  Hard to work from home, watch kids, and monitor their education.  I'm hoping the schools figure out a way to safely reopen, including the one he will go to.

[GeeGolly]

1 hour ago, lookeyloo said:

I'm hoping Israel gets to go to school.  It is such a dilemma - the school situation.  So many kids only eat at school, schools provide child care, have mandated reporters.  Most parents don't want to/aren't equipped to home school in any way.  Hard to work from home, watch kids, and monitor their education.  I'm hoping the schools figure out a way to safely reopen, including the one he will go to.

I predict a nightmare of logistical issues for working parents of younger kids. Schools are talking about staggering hours and days spent in the schools, balanced with in-home online learning.

For Jill, who doesn't work and has a car, it might be a pain, but certainly doable.

Maybe after Christmas break, the country will be far enough along with treatments and/or a vaccine to safely have kids return to school. Fingers crossed.

[JoanArc]

8 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I predict a nightmare of logistical issues for working parents of younger kids. Schools are talking about staggering hours and days spent in the schools, balanced with in-home online learning.

For Jill, who doesn't work and has a car, it might be a pain, but certainly doable.

Maybe after Christmas break, the country will be far enough along with treatments and/or a vaccine to safely have kids return to school. Fingers crossed.

That may be a bit optimistic as far as a vaccine goes. At least Sammy should benefit from school. Everything will likely be worked out by the time he’s ready to go.

[ozziemom]

14 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

In the picture it says kids are at the sitter.

Thanks I didn’t see the whole post. Sounds like it wasn’t a family member or sweet friend. Progress in the Dillard world.

[BitterApple]

16 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

Beaver Lake. *snicker* Why, yes, I am 12 years old. Why do you ask?

My mind went there as well! I guess there's a 12 year-old in all of us!

Jill looks really pretty in that cake picture. 

[dariafan]

20 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

Beaver Lake. *snicker* Why, yes, I am 12 years old. Why do you ask?

Right there with you !!!

Young living oils..... another sweet friend with an mlm 

[jcbrown]

 

On 5/18/2020 at 6:10 PM, ozziemom said:

He looks like an 80’s porn star! I guess since he is on break they got to do all their special things together. Where were the kids, do we know?

That is totally a pornstache! Not your look, Dreck.

[mynextmistake]

That mustache makes Derick look like a cross between a sex pervert and my seventh grade math teacher. If he goes to court looking like that the judge is going to get him mixed up with the defendant. 

[Madtown]

I know you have all been patiently waiting to hear Jill's sunless tanner update..Here it is via her insta-story!

She is thinking of buying Beauty By Earth organic sunless tanner(never heard of it). She did take the recommendations to try Jergen's. So she went to Walmart and they were out of the lotion, so she bought the wipes. Said they were very orange and left streaks(showed us her arm). She also said it may be a little to dark, but it was the only one they had.  She said everyone told her to lotion up and exfoliate which she did, but claimed probably not very well. She said her elbows, knees and feet are good(I bought enough bleach for anyone who went where I did when she said that). So there you have it. I'm sure if she buys the organic one,  she'll update us on that!

[galaxychaser]

On 5/18/2020 at 10:18 PM, JoanArc said:

 Aquafina Baptism Dillard 

Aquafina is a character on bojack horseman? 

[Oldernowiser]

God. In what plane of existence is Jill’s self-tanner worth littering the internet with?

[galaxychaser]

3 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

God. In what plane of existence is Jill’s self-tanner worth littering the internet with?

Duggarland and her 1.6 million followers

[Oldernowiser]

Just now, galaxychaser said:

Duggarland and her 1.6 million followers

I weep for my country...

[VioletWitch]

[Sew Sumi]

Damage control from Meech.

[DangerousMinds]

Taco Bell dinner is all they could manage? 🤣

[JoanArc]

11 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Taco Bell dinner is all they could manage? 🤣

Not even chick-fit-a!

Kingdom Mama. Sure, Jan.

[tabloidlover]

1 hour ago, VioletWitch said:

We really need a WTF emoji here people!  That’s all they could do for her?  Seriously?? I thought they were attempting to bribe Derick to not write that book, but this level ain’t gonna do it 🙄

Edited May 21, 2020 by tabloidlover

[Zella]

Just got a news update from 2 local channels' apps on this and thought I'd share since people were asking about Izzy and the school year.

Bentonville's school district announced today that even if schools are open next year, all students will have an option of enrolling in virtual school instead. That was an interesting announcement since, as far as I know, the governor has made no decision or announcement about schools one way or the other or even announced a day for making an announcement. 

That is not Izzy's school district--he'd be in Rogers--but I'm wondering if the other NWA districts (Rogers, Springdale, and Fayetteville) will play follow the leader with Bentonville on this. Bentonville has more money, though, since they get gobs of Wal-Mart dollars. 

[galaxychaser]

Taco Bell is way cheaper than chic fil a. $18 for 10 tacos. Chick is $8 per sandwich. Why being so cheap mama and papa Duggar?

[Sew Sumi]

Because it's just Jill. She should be thankful she got anything at all. 😕

[CalicoKitty]

Maybe Taco Bell is her favorite??

 

[awaken]

These people are richer than god and they Spring for Taco Bell?  🙄

[Growsonwalls]

Jill's gotten nicer stuff from random strangers who send her "happy mail." An oversized t-shirt and take-out taco bell don't exactly say "wow we love you Jilly so Derick don't write that book!"

I wonder if Jill was able to muster a faint "yay" at this birthday present.

[P2C2E]

I spy leggings worn as pants! Go Jill!

[GeeGolly]

Jill's Duggar celebration seems right on par with everyone else's, with the exception it was in her home and not the TTH.

Note to Jill, of all the mainstream trends to adopt, leggings as pants should not be one of them. Leggings are not pants.

And what is kingdom mama?

[doodlebug]

7 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Jill's Duggar celebration seems right on par with everyone else's, with the exception it was in her home and not the TTH.

Note to Jill, of all the mainstream trends to adopt, leggings as pants should not be one of them. Leggings are not pants.

And what is kingdom mama?

Leggings as pants are ok as long as they stay in the house or in the gym.  Should there ever be a reason to leave the house in them, the top needs to cover the butt, IMO.  Even the skinniest chick can have dimples/cellulite down there that no one wants to see.

There is a blog called Kingdom mama, but I don't see any merch there.  She's an evangelical, but works as an occupational therapist, so she's got a job and an education.  She's also been married for more than 10 years and has two kids, well spaced; so I don't think she's quiverfull.  In other words, I don't think she's the purveyor of that particular piece of heinous clothing.  She does talk about 'seasons of life' and dating her husband, though, so maybe the kingdom mama thing is another part of that culture, a dumb one.

Her son attends a regular school although, I am impressed with all the extra educational/fun stuff she does with him at home and blogs about.  He also has an Ohio State backpack, so he is automatically a cool kid.  Her latest entries are a couple of years old, so she probably got too busy with the job and the arrival of the second kid to keep going.

Google Kingdom Mama tee shirt and you'll find a whole lot of stuff for moms going to Disney World/Disneyland; but not that particular shirt.

Edited May 21, 2020 by doodlebug

[Barb23]

On 5/18/2020 at 8:58 PM, GeeGolly said:

I'm not a girly-girl, but I know folks that have concerns about doing things in the community that are far more important than a mani-pedi.

It's not something I would do now, nor would I have done it as a mom of young kids. The 'need' does not outweigh the risk to me.

She could have had John David do their nails.  I'm sure he has the time. 

[galaxychaser]

11 hours ago, Growsonwalls said:

Jill's gotten nicer stuff from random strangers who send her "happy mail." An oversized t-shirt and take-out taco bell don't exactly say "wow we love you Jilly so Derick don't write that book!"

I wonder if Jill was able to muster a faint "yay" at this birthday present.

I know she mustered a faint fart after eating Taco Bell.

[Sew Sumi]

Derelict's rocking glasses with the pornstache.

 

[Lisa418722]

I like Izzy's "Stay Curious" t-shirt,  and hopefully he will be allowed to be curious about the world and not have it "Duggared" out of him.  

 

[galaxychaser]

Dereck looks like Dennis Rader to me. Not a good look. Guess he’s trying to look like a lawyer.