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S06.E19: Goodbye, Dubai


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A Dubai vacation continues with the ladies basking in retail therapy. Also, Lisa Vanderpump tries to apologize to Eileen atop the Burj Khalifa skyscraper; Kathryn receives a birthday makeover; and the ladies have a luxury yet tense dinner on a yacht.
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Yes, please drive me around the mall, Thank You very much.

FF thru the picnic scene with TweedleDumb,TweedleDee and the Cheshire Cat.

Oh goody here we go with another airing of the grievances ruined dinner.

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Go all the way to Dubai and shop at Chanel?  Wow!  How exotic!  Maybe that was the only store they were allowed to film?  What a let down, I really would have liked to see them in more of the mall, instead of insulated in little cars and a drive by.

 

Thrown onto a yacht so we get to see the skyline only?  No interaction with locals, no camel riding, not even skiing in the indoor snow place, they may have well have stayed in Beverly Hills for all we saw of them doing things in Dubai.  Hotel rooms, private dining outside, and now yachts.  I get why they did it, can't really fight and swear and show off the boobies around the locals, but yawn.  What a let down.  (I did like the brief market scenes when Kathryn got the roach on her dress, but certainly not the S&TC "shoes!" crap, liked seeing them bargain, and I would have loved much more of that kind of thing in this episode as well.)  Have we even seen the beaches?  I don't consider a captured seal to be "interacting with the locals."  Could they at least have driven their own dune buggies on the sand?

 

More crocodile tears for the mother phone call.  You are so touched by that Rinna?  Go visit your own once in a while.  Shudddup.

 

Happy Birthday to YOU Kathryn, now shut up and let us fight some more about the same old stuff!

 

As far as the fight, I'll semi-quote Erika's new song, which I am liking more by the day, and plan to use in real life too, if only in my head. 

How many fucks do I give?

Zero!

Not One!

Zero!

Done!

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"Here we go again!" Truer words, Sonja with a Sexy J!

I can't deal with this dumb, drummed-up crap anymore. Let's start an argument and walk off in a huff! Makes so much sense!

Know what? LVP wants to look perfect? Is a bit shady? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. Go for it, lady. In real life I'd totally care, but in the context of this show? Meh. Make all the collateral damage you want, LVP, if it will shut the rest of them up. "Just eat your chicken and be quiet." LOL

Brandi and that tshirt. Klassy. What did YoFo say? "People say it's offensive... I say it's Brandi." And your point is?

 

(ETA: She said "...insensitive or disrespectful." Same diff, but I like using actual quotes)

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What a hot mess of an episode! I don't even know what these bitches are even fighting about anymore. It's all become so so so booooring! They were on this beautiful yacht and all they could do was fight. Unbelievable!

All I got from the three stooges ( Yo, Kim and Brandi) scene was that Yo wants everybody to permanently board her pity train.

And on to the vacation porn: that mall was cool and I loved the little shopping carts.

I thought it odd that the Burj Khalifa had an elevator that could only fit four people in it at a time?

I'm glad next week is the finale because this season was really stupid and disappointing . They need to get rid of Yo. I wouldn't be upset if Kathryn and Erika left too.

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Sorta like heather d. If enough peope say you're dead, it's time to lay down. Or some such nonsense.

I'll lay down dead if these women

would stop this nonsense

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I thought it odd that the Burj Khalifa had an elevator that could only fit four people in it at a time?

 

They had to accommodate their fucking huge egos, even the freight elevator couldn't handle it.

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What a hot mess of an episode! I don't even know what these bitches are even fighting about anymore. It's all become so so so booooring! They were on this beautiful yacht and all they could do was fight. Unbelievable!

All I got from the three stooges ( Yo, Kim and Brandi) scene was that Yo wants everybody to permanently board her pity train.

And on to the vacation porn: that mall was cool and I loved the little shopping carts.

I thought it odd that the Burj Khalifa had an elevator that could only fit four people in it at a time?

I'm glad next week is the finale because this season was really stupid and disappointing . They need to get rid of Yo. I wouldn't be upset if Kathryn and Erika left too.

 

Add Rinna to that list too please. She's soooo annoying.

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Leave it to Brandi Glanville to wear a self-designed "It's No Fun to Be Sober" T-shirt whilst sitting next to her supposed best friend who has had a very public battle with drug and alcohol addiction. Kim Richards isn't the most sympathetic person on this show, but god damn.

I loved the mall! I work at Mall of America and thought it was insane.

Birthday wishes usually don't come true if you say them out loud, but good for Kathryn.

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What this entire argument and blah blah blah has brought home is just how much these women are jockeying for position on camera by creating these off-camera machinations. Say what you want about Rinna, but I don't think she was off base in stating that this whole thing boils down to Yolanda and LVP--two women with enormous fucking egos--basically swatting and batting at each other for some semblance of RHOBH domination. 

 

Everyone else is collateral damage.

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What this entire argument and blah blah blah has brought home is just how much these women are jockeying for position on camera by creating these off-camera machinations. Say what you want about Rinna, but I don't think she was off base in stating that this whole thing boils down to Yolanda and LVP--two women with enormous fucking egos--basically swatting and batting at each other for some semblance of RHOBH domination.

Everyone else is collateral damage.

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Poor Lisa Rinna  It appear lacks capacity to act in own interest and is easily victimized by predators like Pinky V. There must be some agency in Beverly hills that can help.

 

PS Dubai sucks donkey balls and except for a few tyrants, camels and really tall buildings is not much different than suburbia.

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My problem with Lisa R is that she brought all of this on by bringing up Munchausen's and then trying to deflect and hide her hand. Had she not done that Lisa V and Yolanda would have continued being nice/nasty to each other.

Does anyone else wonder if the conversation that Lisar had with her hairdresser was filmed? Maybe that explains why she brought it up. She was maybe trying to do damage control? I don't watch the Atlanta franchise, but heard that they showed footage they had never shown before at the reunion.

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"Here we go again!" Truer words, Sonja with a Sexy J!

I can't deal with this dumb, drummed-up crap anymore. Let's start an argument and walk off in a huff! Makes so much sense!

Know what? LVP wants to look perfect? Is a bit shady? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. Go for it, lady. In real life I'd totally care, but in the context of this show? Meh. Make all the collateral damage you want, LVP, if it will shut the rest of them up. "Just eat your chicken and be quiet." LOL

Brandi and that tshirt. Klassy. What did YoFo say? "People say it's offensive... I say it's Brandi." And your point is?

 

 

Yeah - I was thinking "Aren't they the same thing?"

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My problem with Lisa R is that she brought all of this on by bringing up Munchausen's and then trying to deflect and hide her hand. Had she not done that Lisa V and Yolanda would have continued being nice/nasty to each other.

But see I kind of like that. Heh. Yolanda and LVP do not like each other; I find it great that it's being exposed in the ways that it has been this season.

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But see I kind of like that. Heh. Yolanda and LVP do not like each other; I find it great that it's being exposed in the ways that it has been this season.

Completely agree. They hate each other. They have their reasons. Let's bring it out in the open. That will be the best thing to come out of the season, IMO.

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Yeah - I was thinking "Aren't they the same thing?"

Potato, po-tah-to. Munchausen, Hausen-Mausen.

 

(PS I am amused that "munchausen yolanda" is a suggested search term.)

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Loved Yolanda again explaining how everybody else is a bad friend for not living up to all her rules. Of course she prefers being with Brandi and Kim. They can’t jockey for position. Yolanda feels completely superior to all of them at all times.

Yeah Yolanda can be the queen of the drunks, no competition there. LOL.

Isn't it great she still defending Brandi by saying "Brandi is just Brandi" yeah I'm sure Bella would love that line after she was accused of being an alcoholic by your BFF, Lemonlymes.

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I'm sorry Lisar, but no one can make you a pawn in anything unless you go along willingly, otherwise just stay out of other people's shit. It's really not that difficult. 

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I'm sorry Lisar, but no one can make you a pawn in anything unless you go along willingly, otherwise just stay out of other people's shit. It's really not that difficult.

LisaR wimp ass chose her own path. I doubt Lisa V put a gun to her head and told her "You better start drama and say Yo has the Munchies or else!" It's like please Lipsa shut up no one in their right mind buys your horse mess.

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Too funny - Lisa V repeated just what Kyle told her to say in her heartfelt apology and it worked. For now.

No, you need to read Eileen's blog, nothing LisaV says will ever be good enough for her, ever! She, Eileen, is such an asswipe!

 

All I have to say is Lisa R, Eileen, Erika and lesser degree Kathryn are all out PARASITES.

 

Lipsa totally flipped this whole mess she created into LVP vs Yo!  How the fuck didn't this woman not win Celeb Apprentice??  She's a spin doctor and took no blame for her bringing up the Munchies comment which we all saw on that episode!  Then, Eileen I'm beyond disappointed in this trick.  Her troublemaking dramatics and manipulation were on full display tonight.  She likes to stir the pot til it's at a boil and then she gets what she wants she's like a giggling little schoolgirl.  Both of these women were trying much too hard to break LVP and Kyle's friendship up.  And oh did you hear how Lipsa ass threw in the whole Richard sister drama and blaming LVP for that!  And then she said, LVP and Yo are fighting over who's going to be queen of RHOBH.  Since when Lispa???  They never had those type of fights besides S4 and not brought back up until now.  And stop saying you and the rest are being used as pawns because again you are 53 years old no one can make you do anything you don't want to do!  

 

And, Erika, what the hell does she know about friendship??  She has no female friends not to mention the one she does have in Yolanda is completely fake and played up for the cameras.  If Yolanda was her true friend she would go to some of her concerts and claim her as a true friend when Yo said Brandi/Kim were her besties.  Stfu raccoon eyes done with your comments!  Kathryn, you were doing ok on this trip til you felt the need to join in on the mean girl, tag a long clique.  Real nice Kathryn!

 

Yet Kyle is no better.  She really fell for the soap broads peer pressure and trap in getting her to turn on Lisa again.  My thing is Kyle has had a friendship with this woman for well over 20+ if Kyle wants to defend her at all cost she can!  How is that wrong?  It's her ride or die friend.  I'm sure if Lisa R and Eileen had someone (bodies) trying to break up their friendship they wouldn't allow it.  

 

All in all, these women were just desperate and pathetic tonight.  Good drama in terms of reality tv but still I hate what Eileen has become on this show.  I could deal with it if it were Lisa R because drama and running her mouth is right up her alley, just Eileen is a great disappointment.

 

NExt week is the finale,  FINALLY.  Hallejuah!  This season has been nothing but rehash and too much manufactured drama that didn't make a lick of sense.  Plus I need for Discovery Health Yolanda's storyline to come to a close!  GET ME TO THE REUNION PLEASE!!!

Yes, that is their goal, they want to end the friendship between LisaV and Kyle and that has been their goal all along this season. I just don't think Eileen is the mastermind behind this, she isn't that clever/smart or calculating, that would be Yolanda who is getting tips on how to destroy LisaV/Kyle from Brandi.

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I feel so dense. I don't understand the nature of the argument at all.  Maybe you all can help me or tell me the episode this happens in so I can watch it ( not the actually conversation which was off camera, but the convo in Lisa's house). So, LVO is walking Rinna out the door and says what ? Why don't you bring Kyle into it  or I thought you were gong to bring Kyle into it ? LVP goes back to Kyle and tells her Whew, I thought she was going to bring all of us or you Kyle into it ? Into what ? The conversations she was going to have with Yolanda ? Did Ky;e intend to bring both LVO down with her if her name came up  ( and told lvp) so?? I just don't get the significance of the conversation. It is being said that LVP threw Kyle under the bus but I don't see it . I feel like I am missing something . I really feel dense.

 

ETA: I read Eileens blog and I still don't understand what truth they are talking about ?? That LVP encouraged Rinna to talk about Munchhousen?

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Yes - don't you know that Lisa Vanderpump is really a ventriliquist, and Lisa Rinna is her dummy - LVP is actually speaking through Rinna, and has her hand up Rinna's ass pulling the strings to make those big lips move.

 

 

I think that Eileen is actually more of a predator, because she seems to be putting more words into Rinna's mouth, and when Rinna doesn't want to repeat those words, Eileen jumps in and speaks them for her.

Maybe Lisa R is the Bobby Fischer of them all spinning everyone's web, including Eileen.

But see I kind of like that. Heh. Yolanda and LVP do not like each other; I find it great that it's being exposed in the ways that it has been this season.

 

Were you surprised????;)

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No, you need to read Eileen's blog, nothing LisaV says will ever be good enough for her, ever! She, Eileen, is such an asswipe!

Yes, that is their goal, they want to end the friendship between LisaV and Kyle and that has been their goal all along this season. I just don't think Eileen is the mastermind behind this, she isn't that clever/smart or calculating, that would be Yolanda who is getting tips on how to destroy LisaV/Kyle from Brandi.

Never say never. Eileen writes mystery novels and plays poker too. She can manipulate and con someone into just about anything. Plus if she's getting any tips from production, watching past seasons and yes listening to Yolanda she's more than capable.

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I feel so dense. I don't understand the nature of the argument at all. Maybe you all can help me or tell me the episode this happens in so I can watch it ( not the actually conversation which was off camera, but the convo in Lisa's house). So, LVO is walking Rinna out the door and says what ? Why don't you bring Kyle into it or I thought you were gong to bring Kyle into it ? LVP goes back to Kyle and tells her Whew, I thought she was going to bring all of us or you Kyle into it ? Into what ? The conversations she was going to have with Yolanda ? Did Ky;e intend to bring both LVO down with her if her name came up ( and told lvp) so?? I just don't get the significance of the conversation. It is being said that LVP threw Kyle under the bus but I don't see it . I feel like I am missing something . I really feel dense.

ETA: I read Eileens blog and I still don't understand what truth they are talking about ?? That LVP encouraged Rinna to talk about Munchhousen?

Don't feel dense, it is like a bad game of school yard telephone. Edited by mbaywife123
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I feel so dense. I don't understand the nature of the argument at all.  Maybe you all can help me or tell me the episode this happens in so I can watch it ( not the actually conversation which was off camera, but the convo in Lisa's house). So, LVO is walking Rinna out the door and says what ? Why don't you bring Kyle into it  or I thought you were gong to bring Kyle into it ? LVP goes back to Kyle and tells her Whew, I thought she was going to bring all of us or you Kyle into it ? Into what ? The conversations she was going to have with Yolanda ? Did Ky;e intend to bring both LVO down with her if her name came up  ( and told lvp) so?? I just don't get the significance of the conversation. It is being said that LVP threw Kyle under the bus but I don't see it . I feel like I am missing something . I really feel dense.

 

ETA: I read Eileens blog and I still don't understand what truth they are talking about ?? That LVP encouraged Rinna to talk about Munchhousen?

IMO, it still doesn't make any sense. LisaR claims that LisaV told her to "bring Kyle into it" when she talked with Yolanda, then LisaV told Kyle that she was worried that LisaR would bring Kyle into it when she talked with Yolanda. Which is laughable IMO because the initial conversation was started by LisaR, she admits that she and she alone brought Munchausen into the conversation all on her own, but somehow LisaV got her to do this and then tried to convince her to blame Kyle even though it was all caught on film.

 

I don't thing you are dense, I think LisaR and Eileen are trying to do everything they can to muddy the waters on who said what when. Eileen was not present for the initial conversation that included LisaR, Kyle and LisaV, she arrived at the house late.

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I feel so dense. I don't understand the nature of the argument at all.  Maybe you all can help me or tell me the episode this happens in so I can watch it ( not the actually conversation which was off camera, but the convo in Lisa's house). So, LVO is walking Rinna out the door and says what ? Why don't you bring Kyle into it  or I thought you were gong to bring Kyle into it ? LVP goes back to Kyle and tells her Whew, I thought she was going to bring all of us or you Kyle into it ? Into what ? The conversations she was going to have with Yolanda ? Did Ky;e intend to bring both LVO down with her if her name came up  ( and told lvp) so?? I just don't get the significance of the conversation. It is being said that LVP threw Kyle under the bus but I don't see it . I feel like I am missing something . I really feel dense.

 

ETA: I read Eileens blog and I still don't understand what truth they are talking about ?? That LVP encouraged Rinna to talk about Munchhousen?

Someone last week said it was like they were speaking in tongues. Said it all.

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Never say never. Eileen writes mystery novels and plays poker too. She can manipulate and con someone into just about anything. Plus if she's getting any tips from production, watching past seasons and yes listening to Yolanda she's more than capable.

 

My gut tells me that Yolanda and Brandi are at the center of all of this. The only way that Yolanda can come out as top HW is to knock off both LisaV and Kyle and she has to divide them in order to achieve that goal. Without a doubt, that is her, Yolanda's, goal and always has been....top BH HW and Brandi is her lap dog....for now.

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I was surprisingly not bothered by the Lisa/Kyle convo. Not really interested, but not bothered. I buy that Kyle really knows Lisa. She had her number here. “I thought you were going to bring Kyle into it” instead of “Why didn’t you bring Kyle into it?” was covering her ass for trying to create more drama. Kyle called her on it at the time but didn’t think it was super malicious. Now she had a bunch of people trying to shame her into fighting about it. She refused, but said look, this makes me look like an idiot, like I’m defending you when you’re hurting me or whatever.

 

And it was pretty funny when Kyle just kept saying to Lisa no, don’t get the last word in. It’s fine. She can’t stop herself. She almost blew her apology to Eileen that she finally gave (by following Kyle’s instructions) doing the same thing. She might still do it. She’s like Fonzie unable to say she was wrong.

 

Exactly.  At this point Kyle has accepted who Lisa is, but at the same time she makes it clear to her that she still sees through her bullshit.  And at the end of the day, despite the fact that I think that Rinna is full of shit when she tries to male LisaV the ultimate one responsible, LisaV is still shady as hell when it comes to protecting her persona on this show.

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