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Conclusion: Catelynn chews her fingers; Tyler and Butch have a "worst childhood" contest; and Amber and Matt decide to attack Gary instead of hold Matt accountable for his numerous child support cases.

 

 

 

Dr Drew bullshit already in effect.  Amber and Matt attack Gary????  Who attacks MATT about what a deadbeat he is.  Dollars to donuts Drew let's that shit slide as well.

 

Maybe something about how good Matt is with Leah now.  All those forgotten children?  Well that's in the past and you can't hold a man's past against him, can you?

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Third times a charm! Tyler finally got all of his suicide story out there. Oh! And now he was a cutter. Not until prompted by Drew though, but yeah, let's tack on cutting too.

Gary is on FIRE!!! Get in Matt's ass Gary!

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Matt: The reason I'm being quiet is because I adore Leah."

 

Gary: But you don't adore your own kids though?"

 

THE DRAAAAAAAAAAAG!

 

Amber is too dumb to live. I used to feel sorry for her, but not anymore. She's a pathetic human being who grabbed the first loser who came her way, endangers her daughter by having him around, and the audience applauds this trash. Fuck her, and fuck Matt.

 

This.  I think I'm finally getting my girlfriend, who is usually too blinded by Gary-hate to side with him, to come around on this.  I don't like Gary much, but a broken clock is right twice a day and he's definitely right on the Matt issue.

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Loved, loved, loooooooved Gary dragging Matt through the motherfucking dirt about his secret kids.

 

From the moment Matt sat down on that couch he was insufferable. You can tell he's loving his newfound "fame". Amber wins the award for most spineless and thickheaded person in the franchise.  She made it sound like she was just soooooo annnoyed by everyone coming forward and telling her how much trouble Matt is, using the ever popular "everyone is a hater if they disagree with me" defense. Listen, Ambie, when even Jenelle fucking Evans is telling you that your man is trouble, you should listen. The red flags don't get any redder and the warning sirens don't get any louder. 

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Matt: The reason I'm being quiet is because I adore Leah."

Gary: But you don't adore your own kids though?"

THE DRAAAAAAAAAAAG!

Amber is too dumb to live. I used to feel sorry for her, but not anymore. She's a pathetic human being who grabbed the first loser who came her way, endangers her daughter by having him around, and the audience applauds this trash. Fuck her, and fuck Matt.

This x10000000!!!!!! Couldn't have said it better myself.

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OMG, Maci's lying, pregnant ass sitting up on this couch saying she's on the depo shot. Bitch, I can't.

Right?!? I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see what she would say. She was verrrrrry soft spoken when she said it too.

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Lol now Amber is claiming she knew Matt had 5 kids all along.

More evidence Dr. Drew doesn't watch the show. At the time Gary "ambushed" Amber with the court records of Matt's seven kids, she only thought he had two.

I hated how smug Matt was - just sitting there, not answering any questions, using sarcasm, and constantly deflecting away from the topic of being a deadbeat dad to five, seven, nine, ten, or a million kids. And he got away with it! And Amber has dug in deep to defend him and "prove" he's her prince in shining armor. I now hope they DO get married, and she then gets taken to the cleaners or is forced to pay his back child support. It'll serve her right, cuz she is walking into this marriage with her eyes wide open.

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Third times a charm! Tyler finally got all of his suicide story out there. Oh! And now he was a cutter. Not until prompted by Drew though, but yeah, let's tack on cutting too.

Gary is on FIRE!!! Get in Matt's ass Gary!

That same thought went through my head as I watched it, Tyler finally got to tell his suicide story.

My eyes hurt from all of the rolling they did during this episode.

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I just think it's wrong Drew isn't required to watch the show or interact with them prior to these reunions...I guess "check up" is an appropriate title...maybe it should be "checked out?"

Oh and children created when you were not yourself are just "wreckage" but it's cool because they are being raised by others...presumably without your support...like sending puppies to good homes. And five kids growing up without a father is better than seven? Do I have that right, Matt? WTF? How dumb can you be Amber, or are you just staying now out of stubbornness?

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I had to laugh when Butch used most of his segment as a match.com ad. And like the rest of them, he is delusional in still thinking Carly is "family."

Did Drew actually ask the audience to give Butch a "slow clap" and does he know what that means?

Tyler finally got to give the long version of his suicide story, and it's so well rehearsed by now that Catelynn could randomly chime in and finish his sentences.

I'm still Team Gary and hope Amber never gets any significant custody.

Gary's points about that parasite Matt were reasonable and spot on. Hell no, they're not getting married, lol. And neither she or Matt seem to know how many kids he has.

It's very telling that Amber still can't control her anger - even in a public forum where she knows she needs to put her best foot forward. No self control whatsoever.

I noticed that Catelynn isn't quite as sweet in person as she is in the edited version of the show. It came out when she had to be bleeped out while talking to Farrah.

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After the suicide story Drew asks Butch how he feels about it. Can someone please tell me why Drew felt the need to say to Butch that Tyler was "not his dad" when Butch was saying how proud he was of Tyler and how Tyler was his therapist when they would get up in the morning and have deep discussions and how he helped him more than he could say. I thought it was a bit rude for Drew to rain on that statement which did not indicate he felt Tyler was his dad in any way just because they had deep conversations with each other. I wish Butch had of asked him what he meant by that. Instead, Butch got very emotional and said, "he may not be my dad, but he is part of me and I think he is the most wonderful human being I have ever met".

You know what, now that I wrote all of that, maybe Butch did say he felt like the son and it got edited out. I just don't like Drew as a host to this show because he doesn't get down to the nitty gritty of things. I guess I kind of felt he was picking on Butch when Matt, Amber and Farrah get away with not explaining their shit.

LOL guess I just had a deep conversation with myself and answered my own question.

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So let's cut to the chase then. Nothing was really solved. Thanks for that, Panda.

But Gary dropping the mic was hilarious. Seriously how did Gary become the best thing on this show?

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Lol now Amber is claiming she knew Matt had 5+ kids all along.

Because every girls dream is a middle aged man with five kids who shows up on a horse drawn carriage called Twitter to sweep her off her feet.

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I am always so frustrated with Panda on the reunions. He softballs all the TMs but then (sometimes) comes down on someone else. I've wondered if MTV tells him not to press for feasr of a) them walking away from the series or b) alienating part of the teen fanbase by being "mean". But time and time again, these girls have proven that they will come back no matter what. They love that TM money. I also think Panda justifies not pushing them any saying that a TV show is not a therapeutic environment and they are not his patients.

At this point Amber gets what she deserves IMO. She has seen the warning signs and chooses to ignore. So when Matt steals all her money and leaves her knocked up I guess that can be next season's storyline.

On to the train wreck that is TM2!

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Did anyone notice that when Catelynn was describing her depression, she said something like " I have always had depression (to explain away not knowing she had postpartum depression).  It started when I was 22 just out of the blue--I had never had it before "  I might have heard wrong, but I swear that is what I thought she said.  How much past 22 can she be, and how did she have it for a long time or always if it started at 22?  

 

These people annoy me.  I agree with much of what has been said.... how the people that need to be talked to get away with their crap, and then Dr Drew picks on those that don't need help as much.  I didn't get the number of kids thing for Matt either.  I know that Amber thought he only had 2, found out it might be 7, and now is okay with 5?  And isn't the true answer actually still 7 from various documents?  I am confused, but I am sure that is what they are trying to do.

 

I also found the last segment with all of the girls confusing--they act like we know all of the ins and outs of all of their relationships and awkwardly parade them out to talk about it.  Why pick on Catelynn for realistically not liking Farrah?  A lot of people don't like Farrah.  Ugh.

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Is my count right? Every single one of the girls (let's not exxlcude Tyler) suffers from panic attacks or depression or anxiety? Each of them has this convenient reasoning for their shitty behavior.

It's a very good thing none of them have to work in the real world where a boss could give a hell about WHY your having yet another temper tantrum.

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Maci doesn't suffer from depression. Speaking of Maci at the end when Panda asked what the girls were using for birth control, Maci saifd she had a depo shot like Amber has right? So was she BSing that for her own images sake? Or did she not answer. I thought I heard her and Amber answer at the same tme?.

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I loved that Tyler and Cate's segment was all about Butch. Because you know that was really driving Tyler crazy. 

 

I hated when Dr. Drew dropped his little passive aggressive comment about not being invited to the wedding, along with Farrah. Neither of you are their friends, get over it! 

 

 

Amber and Matt are so fucking full of shit. She did NOT know he had 5 kids prior to Gary dropping that bomb. I thought she only knew about 2. They are really trying to do damage control. Even if all the kids AREN'T his, that still says a lot about him - that he went sleeping and drugging his way through life to the point where there's that many women who could potentially claim you as the father to their baby. He does have a lot of trash in his life. 

 

And I loved LOVED when Gary called him out about "adoring" Leah, but not his own kids. Gary has his own issues, but damned if that wasn't the truth. Flipping hilarious. 

 

Other than that, really boring. No one likes Farrah, who cares? She brings it on herself. Amber refuses to talk about shit. Sad Panda coddles all the wrong people. Lather, rinse, repeat. 

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Why the revisionism, Amber? We all saw your reaction when Gary first presented the truth about all of Matt's children. You had no idea there were more children than the two. It's as if she doesn't remember that there is a reality show following her and filming her as she lost her shit during the reveal.

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I had to laugh when Butch used most of his segment as a match.com ad. And like the rest of them, he is delusional in still thinking Carly is "family."

Did Drew actually ask the audience to give Butch a "slow clap" and does he know what that means?

Tyler finally got to give the long version of his suicide story, and it's so well rehearsed by now that Catelynn could randomly chime in and finish his sentences.

I'm still Team Gary and hope Amber never gets any significant custody.

Gary's points about that parasite Matt were reasonable and spot on. Hell no, they're not getting married, lol. And neither she or Matt seem to know how many kids he has.

It's very telling that Amber still can't control her anger - even in a public forum where she knows she needs to put her best foot forward. No self control whatsoever.

I noticed that Catelynn isn't quite as sweet in person as she is in the edited version of the show. It came out when she had to be bleeped out while talking to Farrah.

If someone cursing at Farrah makes them not a nice person than most people on earth are going to hell. I would assume five minutes of Farrah always results in anger as we have seen time and time again with her.

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I have realized that the z list fame and money have given these girls (and Tyler) something that none of them have earned...power. 

 

I remember, someone once told me they would love to be rich, not just for the security and/or material comforts, but that they could tell the world to fuck off, with out much consequence.

 

These people have no accountability for their actions and are coddled and encourage by the producers of this show (and sometimes family) into a lot of these self destructive behaviors.

 

I have watched most of the girls since 16 and P episode and I think I am finally done.  This show is now nothing but trash.  It was not much better previously, but at least they pretended to care about the kids.

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Why the revisionism, Amber? We all saw your reaction when Gary first presented the truth about all of Matt's children. You had no idea there were more children than the two. It's as if she doesn't remember that there is a reality show following her and filming her as she lost her shit during the reveal.

And this, to me, was EXACTLY why Gary decided to confront her on camera. He knew that she would rewrite history in some way to make her look good and him look like a bad guy. It's all on camera and she is still telling a different story.

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Good God, Amber annoyed me this reunion. She is so blind. "I'm drained." Girl bye. Matt is super shady and also enjoyed Gary calling him out. I know it's mean but I hope she does marry Matt and he bleeds her dry. I think Matt said something about the report Gary found, that it was a mistake and 2 of the kids weren't his and if you look it up now it will only say 5 kids. Wonder how true that is. Matt grosses me out every time I see him.

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Shallow note: Catelynn's and Amber's makeup was really pretty. Matt is still gross.

 

Catelynn looked a lot better than I've seen her in a long time. The curls in her hair were nice too. She just needs to learn how to add some volume up top, or get a cut that naturally creates a bit more shape. If she just made a bit of an effort, she would actually be a pretty girl, instead of this lank, depressing, sloppy grandma. 

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Tyler & Catelynn

Is it me or does Tyler seem to ALWAYS cut Catelynn off when she speaks and hijacks what she was trying to say. Dude can't let anyone have the mic.

In the beginning of this docuseries I used to think Catelynn was so adorable with her short haircut/flower headbands and upbeat attitude given the childhood she had, however, these last two seasons I'm seeing an entirely different person (losing her good edit?) and doubt that it's from depression.

Now I don't doubt that she has depression I'm referring to her rude bitchy attitude almost high and mighty type of attitude. Like she's a tough girl that can sweep anyone's face across pavement if they mess with her. I honestly doubt anyone that sits on a couch all day long and that appears to have a very low muscle percentage could have the strength or energy to swing a powerful punch at anyone yet alone kick some butt.

These two, Tyler and Catelynne, are fake and MTV editors are finally slowly revealing their fake "Americas sweetheart" act. Honestly I think Catelynns depression is being exaggerated a tad by Catelynn herself to blame it on the reason she hasn't lost the baby weight ( I'm not body shaming and could careless how much someone ways I only mention it because she WANTED to lose the weight for her wedding but was too lazy and blaming it on something is much easier than to admit to being lazy) and didn't want to be exposed as naturally lazy.

Again, I wasn't body shaming because I think she is pretty no matter what size and all women are beautiful at any size. I only pointed it out because her wanting to lose weight was the focus point of most of last seasons episodes and posing on fitness machines on Instagram.

Moving on.

Matt & Amber

I usually can't stand to hear or see Gary the Hairy Fairy but finally someone was there to fore go the sugar coating and ignore the elephant in the room that is doing a strip tease for Amber right in her face but she still doesn't see it because "his past is his past"

"Amber, it's come to my attention that Matt has been accused of attempted murder because the girlfriend at the time wanted him to brush his teeth"

"Dr. Drew, please stop it. That was in his past. People need to more on from the past we've all done bad things."

"Amber, did you also know that he robbed his grandmother at gunpoint because she wouldn't pay his dealer?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm so tired of people focusing on his past. He was in the middle of addiction and shouldn't be burdened by his actions when he was high."

" Amber, did you know Matt molested 3 children but got the charges dropped when he threatened to report the children's mother to the authorities for smoking drugs infront of her children?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm sick of the haters. See this ring??? I'm marrying this man! This relationship isn't out the door! People need to stop judging somebody by their past!"

"But Amber, the child molestation allegations happened two months prior to him tweeting you"

"You see there is your PROOF that was in the past. Anything a week before me is in the past and he shouldn't have to suffer for it."

"Amber, did you know he just made a non sex tape with Farrah in the green room while Tyler watched with his sex addition and Gary the hairy fairy recordered for the next child custody battle. He cheated on you an hour ago."

"Dr. Drew, do you hear yourself??? That was an hour ago. Why can't you let the past be the past? Hold on a second Matt is texting me from backstage....he needs more money for another house flipping pipe dream. Can we roll to a commercial for a sec?"

Dr. Drew goes to commercial while still applauding Amber for her amazing growth and Journey into being a strong person with peace and love being sent.

I was really rooting for Amber until this Bostonian troll ruined it. I love Boston and he's ruining it for me because people are wicked cool there and he's a Terrible representation.

Last thing to mention.

I honestly feel that Catelynne hates Farrah only because she probably caught Tyler watching the porn tape or found it bookmarked or something. And we know Catelynn is a Jealous person and having Farrah around with her boobs hanging out and dressing sexy all the time where Tyler is around is driving her nuts--more especially if he did in fact watch the tape.

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Why doesn't Dr. Addiction specialist say anything to Amber about her drinking? I've seen him jump on other addicts for drinking but somehow Amber gets a pass.

He's useless on this show.

I think MTV production provides him with the topics to be discussed. They have limited time and he needs to keep them on stage, not running away because they can't deal with confrontation.

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Amber is an idiot. Matt is using her for fame and money, because he can't do anything else.

 

It was nice to see Tyler's Mom.

 

I call BS on the no drama life that Farrah was trying to spin. She won't move on, as long as it keeps her ass on the show.

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  • Matt better redo the math, more kids are added at every turn.

     

  • Gary! Kudos, you fat bastard. You are only slightly higher on the suck scale then Amber, but damned if you didn't blow Matt's shit up with that "So you adore Leah, do you adore your own kids?"

     

  • Dammit Tyler and Catelynn, one at a fucking time! You two twits were giving me a headache fighting to be the one to answer every damned thing, talking over one another the entire time.

     

  • Butch. Bless your kids' hearts for thinking you're great just as you are, 'cause you're an embarrassment. Running down the prison drug trade like multiplication tables, no awareness of time and place whatsoever. At the least you could pronounce "heroin" as it's spelled, not like a multiple offender. "Her-on" is a dead giveaway.

     

  • Oh Maci. Tucking yourself into the couch is not going to make that obvious belly go away. And allegedly you get engaged a couple of days later. Which means you allegedly learn you're pregnant three weeks after this appearance. Then announce looking like your water is about to break. By the by, Mace, why is one getting a "refilled prescription"? when you just claimed to be on Depo? How, Sway?? I really don't care when you got pregnant, but if you wanted to drink through it and not have anyone question you, you really should get your story straight.   

    Dr. Drew = you're the worst.

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Conclusion: Catelynn chews her fingers; Tyler and Butch have a "worst childhood" contest; and Amber and Matt decide to attack Gary instead of hold Matt accountable for his numerous child support cases.

I love your rewritten description!

 

"Amber, it's come to my attention that Matt has been accused of attempted murder because the girlfriend at the time wanted him to brush his teeth"

"Dr. Drew, please stop it. That was in his past. People need to more on from the past we've all done bad things."

"Amber, did you also know that he robbed his grandmother at gunpoint because she wouldn't pay his dealer?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm so tired of people focusing on his past. He was in the middle of addiction and shouldn't be burdened by his actions when he was high."

" Amber, did you know Matt molested 3 children but got the charges dropped when he threatened to report the children's mother to the authorities for smoking drugs infront of her children?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm sick of the haters. See this ring??? I'm marrying this man! This relationship isn't out the door! People need to stop judging somebody by their past!"

"But Amber, the child molestation allegations happened two months prior to him tweeting you"

"You see there is your PROOF that was in the past. Anything a week before me is in the past and he shouldn't have to suffer for it."

"Amber, did you know he just made a non sex tape with Farrah in the green room while Tyler watched with his sex addition and Gary the hairy fairy recordered for the next child custody battle. He cheated on you an hour ago."

"Dr. Drew, do you hear yourself??? That was an hour ago. Why can't you let the past be the past?

 

The whole thing is hilarious, but Amber's criteria for what equals "the past" is my favorite part.

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First of all, all of these bitches, Tyler included, can STFU about all of their mental issues. Every single one of them blamed or has blamed every shitty behavior on depression, disorders, button-pushing, and even blamed family members. Try passing off those pathetic excuses in the real world where no one would tolerate your BS.

Catelynn was BSing Farrah. We know how she hates Farrah. We saw her on the Teen Mom After Show as she proclaimed wanting to kick Farrah's ass for hitting Larry. Cate was acting all Hulk, but when it came time to actually say it to Farrah's plastic face last night, Catelynn revised the video story and apologized to Farrah. Could it be Catelynn is a tad bit worried at what Farrah might spill on her podcast about her or Tyler as a couple even if it is all lies? Perhaps a tell-all book is in Farrah's future?

Catelynn needs to stay away from that color lipstick. She looked as old as April.

Hated Butch slamming Carly's parents. Why doesn't someone tell that ass wipe that Carly is NOT his grandchild? And he wonders why the parents did not want meet him.

Tyler - stop interrupting people when they are speaking! How fucking annoying. Gotta love how Tyler stutterred and was saying, "Uhh...uhh...um" as he struggled to put together his suicide story when Drew asked him for details. As Judge Judy would say " Um is not an answer!"

It is so clear why Gary put Matt on blast about his kids. If he had not, Amber would have twisted the truth to benefit her. She is now claiming she knew of 5 kids. She forgot what happened after she arrived home and the mic caught her conversation with Matt not to mention her conversation with the producers as that pig cried those crocodile tears.

Something tells me the "haterz" would be applauding Gary for what he did , and for other reasons as well, if he weighed 145 pounds.

Amber points out how her fans support her. I guess that is reason enough to push forward with Matt.

Gary has been the constant in Leah's life. Yes, Leah has had her grandmother and Kristina there as well BUT who was there when Amber could not bother to care for her daughter when she and Gary lived together as a couple 6 years ago? Amber rarely tended to Leah. Gary was the one caring for his child. This is not something that began after Amber went to prison. Amber has always been a lazy fuck.

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Is it me or does Tyler seem to ALWAYS cut Catelynn off when she speaks and hijacks what she was trying to say. Dude can't let anyone have the mic.

 

I don't know, I think she does the same thing. There were several times last night when Drew was focusing on Butch or Tyler or even Kim, and she had to burst in with her two cents, explain how they feel, etc. 

 

I honestly feel that Catelynne hates Farrah only because she probably caught Tyler watching the porn tape or found it bookmarked or something. And we know Catelynn is a Jealous person and having Farrah around with her boobs hanging out and dressing sexy all the time where Tyler is around is driving her nuts--more especially if he did in fact watch the tape.

 

This it the best explanation I've heard yet. Catelynn always seems pretty easy going and forgiving. But she is mega jealous. So I could see that being a reason why she'd be so hostile with Farrah. 

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Forgot to mention Catelynn and her depression timeline. Did I hear correctly when she said her depression began when she was 22 years old? That is what? Two years ago? Hmm. Why is it these stories are not ever consistent?

Snarkitty spot on about Maci and the inconsistent story she is spinning. She gave an interview saying she was getting a refill on her prescription for birth control when she found out she was pregnant. But, last night she said she gets the Depo shot.

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Matt & Amber

I usually can't stand to hear or see Gary the Hairy Fairy but finally someone was there to fore go the sugar coating and ignore the elephant in the room that is doing a strip tease for Amber right in her face but she still doesn't see it because "his past is his past"

"Amber, it's come to my attention that Matt has been accused of attempted murder because the girlfriend at the time wanted him to brush his teeth"

"Dr. Drew, please stop it. That was in his past. People need to more on from the past we've all done bad things."

"Amber, did you also know that he robbed his grandmother at gunpoint because she wouldn't pay his dealer?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm so tired of people focusing on his past. He was in the middle of addiction and shouldn't be burdened by his actions when he was high."

" Amber, did you know Matt molested 3 children but got the charges dropped when he threatened to report the children's mother to the authorities for smoking drugs infront of her children?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm sick of the haters. See this ring??? I'm marrying this man! This relationship isn't out the door! People need to stop judging somebody by their past!"

"But Amber, the child molestation allegations happened two months prior to him tweeting you"

"You see there is your PROOF that was in the past. Anything a week before me is in the past and he shouldn't have to suffer for it."

"Amber, did you know he just made a non sex tape with Farrah in the green room while Tyler watched with his sex addition and Gary the hairy fairy recordered for the next child custody battle. He cheated on you an hour ago."

"Dr. Drew, do you hear yourself??? That was an hour ago. Why can't you let the past be the past? Hold on a second Matt is texting me from backstage....he needs more money for another house flipping pipe dream. Can we roll to a commercial for a sec?"

Dr. Drew goes to commercial while still applauding Amber for her amazing growth and Journey into being a strong person with peace and love being sent.

I was really rooting for Amber until this Bostonian troll ruined it. I love Boston and he's ruining it for me because people are wicked cool there and he's a Terrible representation.

Jesus! Please use spoiler tag. You just revealed the complete outline of Amber's storyline for next season.

Matt & Amber

I usually can't stand to hear or see Gary the Hairy Fairy but finally someone was there to fore go the sugar coating and ignore the elephant in the room that is doing a strip tease for Amber right in her face but she still doesn't see it because "his past is his past"

"Amber, it's come to my attention that Matt has been accused of attempted murder because the girlfriend at the time wanted him to brush his teeth"

"Dr. Drew, please stop it. That was in his past. People need to more on from the past we've all done bad things."

"Amber, did you also know that he robbed his grandmother at gunpoint because she wouldn't pay his dealer?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm so tired of people focusing on his past. He was in the middle of addiction and shouldn't be burdened by his actions when he was high."

" Amber, did you know Matt molested 3 children but got the charges dropped when he threatened to report the children's mother to the authorities for smoking drugs infront of her children?"

"Dr. Drew, I'm sick of the haters. See this ring??? I'm marrying this man! This relationship isn't out the door! People need to stop judging somebody by their past!"

"But Amber, the child molestation allegations happened two months prior to him tweeting you"

"You see there is your PROOF that was in the past. Anything a week before me is in the past and he shouldn't have to suffer for it."

"Amber, did you know he just made a non sex tape with Farrah in the green room while Tyler watched with his sex addition and Gary the hairy fairy recordered for the next child custody battle. He cheated on you an hour ago."

"Dr. Drew, do you hear yourself??? That was an hour ago. Why can't you let the past be the past? Hold on a second Matt is texting me from backstage....he needs more money for another house flipping pipe dream. Can we roll to a commercial for a sec?"

Dr. Drew goes to commercial while still applauding Amber for her amazing growth and Journey into being a strong person with peace and love being sent.

I was really rooting for Amber until this Bostonian troll ruined it. I love Boston and he's ruining it for me because people are wicked cool there and he's a Terrible representation.

Jesus! Please use spoiler tag. You just revealed the complete outline of Amber's storyline for next season.
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When did Gary become the voice of reason on this show?


Snarkitty spot on about Maci and the inconsistent story she is spinning. She gave an interview saying she was getting a refill on her prescription for birth control when she found out she was pregnant. But, last night she said she gets the Depo shot.

Exactly.

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I just think it's wrong Drew isn't required to watch the show or interact with them prior to these reunions...I guess "check up" is an appropriate title...maybe it should be "checked out?"

Oh and children created when you were not yourself are just "wreckage" but it's cool because they are being raised by others...presumably without your support...like sending puppies to good homes. And five kids growing up without a father is better than seven? Do I have that right, Matt? WTF? How dumb can you be Amber, or are you just staying now out of stubbornness?

LOL! That asshole was like, "Hey, they had families, okay?" He's like those people who leave their dogs tied up outside year round. "Hey, they've got fur, okay?" Matt should be on birth control. I know I've said it enough, but damn that fool is filthy. He had huge pit stains that ran down the length of his shirt and that beard is so greasy and patchy. And those young boy jeans and shoes just screamed, "we were bought with Amber's money!"
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"Gary! Gary! Gary!" <----Jerry Springer chant.

I am loving Gary's fat ass today. He dared to go where Dr. Drew didn't. Thank you for calling Matt & Amber on their bs. Also thank you for making Dr. Drew look like an idiot by encouraging you to be positive about a situation that isn't positive. Yes, we can all agree that Amber has highlights.

And guess what? Matt is going to get tired of waiting on Amber's ass. She really has no idea how to get past her own issues and self-involvement to keep a relationship going. These two deserve each other.

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Listening to Tyler tell his suicide attempt story makes me dislike him even more. It gets more dramatic every time he tells it. Tyler's face during the worst childhood competition with Butch shows no emotion. Creepy. He's looking off to the side like he's bored.

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Listening to Tyler tell his suicide attempt story makes me dislike him even more. It gets more dramatic every time he tells it. Tyler's face during the worst childhood competition with Butch shows no emotion. Creepy. He's looking off to the side like he's bored.

Tinkerbell needs applause to live. If the attention isn't on him, he is completely checked out.

Honestly, I don't believe his suicide story.

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