S06.E06: Hamptons, 90210

[Tara Ariano]

The ladies travel to the Hamptons to salute Lisa Vanderpump's appearance on a magazine cover. Meanwhile, Yolanda's ongoing health issue lands her in Cleveland and under the knife, and Kyle is crushed by news about Kim.

[Radar]

Isn't Kathryn supposed to debut in the 6th episode? They haven't put her in the promos.

[swankie]

"Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder!  Just exactly what I married."  Oh David!  What a loving support you are in a woman's time of need.  smdh

 

I have to say, I could have gone my entire life without seeing that bloody implant they removed from Yolanda. 
"Barfing beefcakes Batman!!!" 

 

Edited January 6, 2016 by swankie

[nexxie]

"Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder! Just what I married." Oh David! What a loving support you are in a woman's time of need. smdh

Beat me to it! I'm starting to think she did dump him.

I do like Lisa's clothes on QVC!

Edited January 6, 2016 by nexxie

[crgirl412]

"Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder!  Just what I married."  Oh David!  What a loving support you are in a woman's time of need.  smdh

He says mean things in kind of joking way but it appears as though that is what he is really thinking. 

[nexxie]

He says mean things in kind of joking way but it appears as though that is what he is really thinking.

Passive aggressive - I really hope she dumped him!

[Bronzedog]

Too much Yolanda tonight. We know she lived. Move on.

[JennyMominFL]

I could have done without the bloody implant. Why do I recall another scene of someone's bloody surgery results on a reality show?

Just realized what it reminded me of....Alexis having that thing pulled out of her nose on RHOOC.

Edited January 6, 2016 by JennyMominFL

[nexxie]

I could have done without the bloody implant. Why do I recall another scene of someone's bloody surgery results on a reality show?

It was gross but sort of interesting imo - can't believe people walk around with those things!

[crgirl412]

I am so sad for Yo!!  The Bella party was in August not that long ago and she seemed like she was still very emotionally connected to him.   

 

I wish Kyle and Eileen would have just stayed there for the afternoon and waited for Lisa.  They could've still gotten the house through Mauricio and gone there after the party.  But...perhaps they took the redeye from LA to NYC and thought they could sleep all day but the music was too loud?  I'm trying to figure it out. 

[Umbelina]

The whole show is Yolanda or about gossip about Yolanda or Kim.  Apparently the others don't bring anything interesting enough to film.  Oh wait, there is the occasional bitching about Brandi.

[nexxie]

Lisa V pretends to care when she pokes and prods, but she's really getting off on others' pain - like any narcissist.

[Straycat80]

As a person who's working in the medical field and used to work in surgery I found the de-implant surgery interesting. I'm thinking all that leakage is a large part of Yo's problems.

The king couldn't get away fast enough from Yo before her operation. Why did she only call Gigi and not her other two kids? Strange.

It's irritating that Kyle all of a sudden doesn't want to talk about Kim when in past seasons that's all she did was talk trash, fight and bitch about her sister.

[Shelby]

I have never thought of one nice thing about LisaR, so I'll say that I do like that when we've seen her travel (Amsterdam, Philly, etc.), she wears comfortable shoes instead of traipsing through airports and new cities in silly 5 inch heels.

[crgirl412]

Next week looks really good!!! 

I have never thought of one nice thing about LisaR, so I'll say that I do like that when we've seen her travel (Amsterdam, Philly, etc.), she wears comfortable shoes instead of traipsing through airports and new cities in silly 5 inch heels.

LOL!!!!!!!!  

[catalogrrr]

Too much Yoyo.

That faux shearling looked cheap but the sweater was cute.

Jiggy is hilariously adorable. Poor dog can't even climb a step to get into the hotel-nightclub.

I'm with Eileen and Kyle: a girl's gotta sleep.

Oh boy. From the previews for next week, it looks like they're going to the "Eileen and Vince had an affair" well again. It is ancient history and is so uninteresting to me.

Edited January 8, 2016 by catalogrrr

[Shelby]

I am just mortified for Erica Jane. Her costumes look like the tacky bodysuits Vegas dancers wore back in the early 90s (except those performers were in their 20s).

[BlackMamba]

Seeing YodaLemons silicon boob. I wanted to phone home

It just laid there like a dismembered heart. It was gross and creepy.

Edited January 6, 2016 by BlackMamba

[heatherchandler]

Lisa V pretends to care when she pokes and prods, but she's really getting off on others' pain - like any narcissist.

YES! Nailed it. This exactly.

Regarding the White Party- this is a must-read:

http://jezebel.com/from-hip-hop-to-housewives-the-real-story-behind-the-h-1727279374

[njbchlover]

"Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder!  Just exactly what I married."  Oh David!  What a loving support you are in a woman's time of need.  smdh

 

I have to say, I could have gone my entire life without seeing that bloody implant they removed from Yolanda. 

"Barfing beefcakes Batman!!!" 

 

 

 

Beat me to it! I'm starting to think she did dump him.

I do like Lisa's clothes on QVC!

 

David Foster is a sleazy bastard!!  His wife is going to have her implants removed, because they are poisoning her body, and all he wants to do is grab her breast on the way to the airport??  Really??  

 

I really do hope that Yolanda dumped him and not the other way around!  What a jerk-off!!! 

[Primal Slayer]

Lisa V pretends to care when she pokes and prods, but she's really getting off on others' pain - like any narcissist.

This truth right here.

 

This episode was totally useless, just about nothing happened, it felt like it was over before it even started. Thank god next week looks entertaining, count on Bethenny to get the ball rolling.

[Shelby]

Poor Yolanda, her diminished mental capacity made her put the milk in the cabinet! And she had to point it out for the housekeeper!

Eileen's dog is so freaking adorable. I would love to snuggle with that big furry fella!

[Thumper]

I get that Yo was scared about surgery; I am that way too. But she should not lay that fear on her kids. (Call to daughter Gigi right before surgery.). Maybe it was all drama for TV.

[lunastartron]

Kathryn didn't start filming until about a month or so after the Hamptons trip. So she's probably not going to appear for at least two more eps . . . The bloom is off the rose for me vis-a-vs Eileen and her friendship with Rinna. The potstirring is just too transparent and the "who me?" innocence so obviously ersatz. I wouldn't be surprised if the two orchestrated Rinna's Munchausen remarks and the "misunderstanding" that prompted Eileen to relay them to Yo. I also really dislike when cast members default to the "are you a doctor" argument like Eileen did in her blog; it's intellectually lazy and Eileen sure didn't need a medical degree (as she shouldn't) to editorialize on Kim's substance abuse issues . . . Why shouldn't Lisa ask Kyle about Kim when Kyle herself remarks "I'm not in a party mood" and clearly references her sister's woes? That's an explicit opening.

[zoeysmom]

YES! Nailed it. This exactly.

Regarding the White Party- this is a must-read:

http://jezebel.com/from-hip-hop-to-housewives-the-real-story-behind-the-h-1727279374

Thanks for the article.  It seems Kim picked a bad day to get arrested.

[tabloidlover]

What in the fuckity fuck was with Yolanda sobbing when coming out of surgery?  For real??  She and her hypochondria need to take several seats...

[The Mighty Peanut]

I figured out why Yo's implant gave me Déjà Vu:

Edited January 6, 2016 by The Mighty Peanut

[SFoster21]

Great real estate porn!

[JennyMominFL]

What in the fuckity fuck was with Yolanda sobbing when coming out of surgery?  For real??  She and her hypochondria need to take several seats...

Coming out of anesthesia does weird things to people. It didn't surprise me at all

 

When I saw Yo's implant I had flashbacks to

ha!. I'm meeting him next month.

Edited January 6, 2016 by JennyMominFL

[nexxie]

YES! Nailed it. This exactly.

Regarding the White Party- this is a must-read:http://jezebel.com/from-hip-hop-to-housewives-the-real-story-behind-the-h-1727279374

Fascinating article - thanks! I grew up wearing white, almost like a uniform, because it was coolest for Florida - never realized I was so chic. lol

[islandgal140]

Damn, how much money does Erika Girardi and her husband have??!?! 5 acres; 17,000 square feet; 2, count 'em 2 private planes. Law must provide like a sonofabitch!!! Her house looks like Carlton and Shannon Beador's house mated. It is also how I picture The Dubrows house to look but more cavernous. Yolanda's Malibu lemon chateau by the sea is the only home I love unabashedly on this show. I must admit, her husband looks good for 76. I would've put him as being 10 years younger. I sense very little connection between them and they seem so stilted together but hell, get money bitch! 

 

Lisa is feeling some kinda way about Erika. I won't say jealousy because I hate when that is the goto response when one woman is a bit churlish to another. I think it is just competitiveness at this point. 

 

Lisa's faux concern about Kim and trying to pump Kyle for details is eye roll worthy.

 

Lisa saying the girls were all high maintenance then in the next breath saying that she didn't complain about her accommodations in Italy being half the size of her bathroom - girl bye!

 

Lawd, this show has me looking at old, bloody, busted titty bags. I thought the general rule was that faux boobs were like tires - you have to change and rotate them every 10 years or 100,000 miles, whichever comes first.  I hope Yolanda bothered to call her other 2 kids, otherwise I guess Gigi is the only one worth a damn and the others are spares.  Was that Yolanda's medical advocate in the operating room giving running commentary and taking pics with her camera?

 

That Hampton home they wound up renting was gorgeous and just my speed. 

 

 

I have never thought of one nice thing about LisaR, so I'll say that I do like that when we've seen her travel (Amsterdam, Philly, etc.), she wears comfortable shoes instead of traipsing through airports and new cities in silly 5 inch heels.

 

Yes to this. I couldn't help but notice Erika walking around her home wearing 6 inch spiked sneaker-like ugly ass stilettos? Who does that?!? The shoes are the first thing to come off when I enter my house and depending on the time of year, I am either wearing socks, slippers or barefoot. I'm warming up to Erika Jayne/Girardi. A BH chick that eats. I was shocked when she ordered simple sugar and than when the giant chocolate cake came around - I felt myself falling. I like her unapologetic air. 

 

Lawd, Bethanny. There is just no getting away from this chick. I will forever love Erika if she gathers Bethanny completely together, catalogues her ass under pesky stick bugs and files her forever away in the bowels of the Bravo catacombs. 

Edited January 6, 2016 by islandgal140

[Bronzedog]

When I woke up from having my wisdom teeth pulled, I was sobbing. Made no sense at all.

[b2H]

I don't have a problem with Yolanda crying after surgery for a multitude of reasons. For one, it was a minimum of six hours worth of procedure. That is draining, exhausting, even though she was probably well anesthetized. Second, we don't know if, off camera, she was told what a mess it was inside there and what it took to clean her out. Third, under anesthesia, one isn't responsible for emotions and reactions - all defenses are down and there are no filters. Lastly, maybe Yo was able to realize, at long last, that she had finally found the right treatment for her health problems.

I think, after all that, the relief would be overwhelming.

As far as Kyle and her exasperation about her castmates badgering her about Kim, Kyle needs to get over it. The arrest was horrible and embarrassing, absolutely. But as other posters have noted, Kim made the ladies miserable on the last several seasons. Absolutely miserable. Ruined more beautiful events and caused more grief than anyone had a right to. Kim was and is a sick woman, which Kyle cannot fix and has to stop martyring herself over.

If no one said anything, the next bs we would hear is how no one is supporting her through this terrible time. Geez......

Edited January 6, 2016 by b2H

[ryebread]

What in the fuckity fuck was with Yolanda sobbing when coming out of surgery?  For real??  She and her hypochondria need to take several seats...

 

Ouch!  Crying is a common reaction after anesthesia.  For a lot of reasons.  Ever have surgery?

[jinjer]

Loving Erika too.

 

Lisa V pretends to care when she pokes and prods, but she's really getting off on others' pain - like any narcissist.

 

Oh Kyle do tell her secrets that LVP doesn't want aired.  There are a whole slew I would imagine.  

 

Hamptons house porn was great - the view across the lagoon was great too.  Did Mauricio get it through an Agency tit for tat or did Bravo rent it.

[RedheadZombie]

River sighting!  I love how he/she is always in the mix when Kyle's messing about in her bathroom/closet.

 

I'm not crazy about Kyle's super-long hair, but when it's center parted and loosely curled, it's gorgeous.

 

I'm not crazy about Lisa R's comment to her waxer last week, but she does seem to treat the ancillary people in her life with respect.  She hugged/kissed her chauffer, and then introduced him to Eileen.  She seems the type to know everyone's name and acknowledge them individually.  That's just smart business, but it seems genuine.

 

I could warm up to Erika if she continues to be pitted against LVP.  I like her as "herself", but I don't care for her alternate personality, and I really can't stand how she refers to herself in the third person, and each persona as if she's two different people.  She looks much better dressed down, but in her THs, her hair is reminiscent of a Maltese.

 

After seeing the interior and exterior of Eileen's house, I think her dog fits in perfectly.

 

Poor Giggy was either too hot or extremely anxious in the limo.  He was just panting like crazy.  At one point, his tongue was protruding and he looked dead.  Well, deader than usual.  All the stress of travelling cannot be good for his immune system.  He should be left home with the privileged housekeeper.

 

Are there not deer in California?  Eileen acted like she spotted an exotic animal.

 

LVP is full of it about how wonderful she thought her motel room was.  The others are high maintenance when she refuses to share a bathroom with her husband?  Poor Giggy couldn't even walk because he's never encountered linoleum before.

[Cranky One]

What in the fuckity fuck was with Yolanda sobbing when coming out of surgery? For real?? She and her hypochondria need to take several seats...

My mom has had many surgeries and never reacted to anesthesia until the time she broke her hip. Let's just say that she was such a tyrant that her surgeon refuse to see her. She ended up apologizing to a lot hospital staff!

I like Erika so far. I agree, too much Yolanda.

[JennyMominFL]

River sighting!  I love how he/she is always in the mix when Kyle's messing about in her bathroom/closet.

 

 

 

 

Are there not deer in California?  Eileen acted like she spotted an exotic animalinoleum before.

They are there. But in my 16 years of living in San Diego county, I never once saw one. I saw them all the time in RI and see them in my yard here in FL all of the time

Edited January 6, 2016 by JennyMominFL

[WireWrap]

I am so sad for Yo!!  The Bella party was in August not that long ago and she seemed like she was still very emotionally connected to him.   

 

I wish Kyle and Eileen would have just stayed there for the afternoon and waited for Lisa.  They could've still gotten the house through Mauricio and gone there after the party.  But...perhaps they took the redeye from LA to NYC and thought they could sleep all day but the music was too loud?  I'm trying to figure it out. 

Why in the world didn't 1 of them call Lisa? Tell her what was going on and that they were going to go to a house Mauricio (really production) arranged for them as soon as they made that decision? What they did was RUDE, very rude and I would be hurt/upset as well. JMO

 

Kathryn didn't start filming until about a month or so after the Hamptons trip. So she's probably not going to appear for at least two more eps . . . The bloom is off the rose for me vis-a-vs Eileen and her friendship with Rinna. The potstirring is just too transparent and the "who me?" innocence so obviously ersatz. I wouldn't be surprised if the two orchestrated Rinna's Munchausen remarks and the "misunderstanding" that prompted Eileen to relay them to Yo. I also really dislike when cast members default to the "are you a doctor" argument like Eileen did in her blog; it's intellectually lazy and Eileen sure didn't need a medical degree (as she shouldn't) to editorialize on Kim's substance abuse issues . . . Why shouldn't Lisa ask Kyle about Kim when Kyle herself remarks "I'm not in a party mood" and clearly references her sister's woes? That's an explicit opening.

Not to mention that Kim had been ugly to/about Lisa in the tabloids/interviews/press before AND DURING filming.

[BlackMamba]

Lawd, Bethanny. There is just no getting away from this chick. I will forever love Erika if she gathers Bethanny completely together, catalogues her ass under pesky stick bugs and files her forever away in the bowels of the Bravo catacombs.

Bethenny... her slick ass shady comments are definitely insecurity and jealousy based. Any female appears to be prettier, blonde and married. Look what happened with Kristen on NY. Just dont care for Bethenny's Gumby lookin ass. Edited January 6, 2016 by BlackMamba

[Straycat80]

Coming out if anesthesia is hard for some people. Everyone handles those drugs different. I've seen patients in the recovery room cry, laugh, curse, sing....and they don't remember any of it later. So understandable about Yo crying.

[Chrissytd]

That Hamptons house was gorgeous.

I liked that Erika wasn't afraid to eat that chocolate cake.

Why was Yo's health advisor in the operating room?

Kyle can't fault the women for talking about Kim at the party, since she is the one who brought her up.

[swankie]

What in the fuckity fuck was with Yolanda sobbing when coming out of surgery?  For real??  She and her hypochondria need to take several seats...

 

I'm kind of sympathetic because I know that she was probably in a load of pain and was being real.  I think she knew then that her marriage was over and the anesthesia tends to make your true emotions take over.  This was about the only time I have ever really felt sorry for Yolanda.

[RedheadZombie]

Go there, Kyle!  Go there!

[WireWrap]

Damn, how much money does Erika Girardi and her husband have??!?! 5 acres; 17,000 square feet; 2, count 'em 2 private planes. Law must provide like a sonofabitch!!! Her house looks like Carlton and Shannon Beador's house mated. It is also how I picture The Dubrows house to look but more cavernous. Yolanda's Malibu lemon chateau by the sea is the only home I love unabashedly on this show. I must admit, her husband looks good for 76. I would've put him as being 10 years younger. I sense very little connection between them and they seem so stilted together but hell, get money bitch! 

 

 

 Was that Yolanda's medical advocate in the operating room giving running commentary and taking pics with her camera?

 

Lawd, Bethanny. There is just no getting away from this chick. I will forever love Erika if she gathers Bethanny completely together, catalogues her ass under pesky stick bugs and files her forever away in the bowels of the Bravo catacombs. 

I wondered the same thing. On her web site she lists high end prostitute, writer, actress but nothing about any medical training, yet there she was, overseeing Yolanda's surgery and commenting on it to the Surgeon like an equal. LOL

 

I don't know about Erika but if she cuts Bethenny down to size...I just might forgive her blindly following/believing Yolanda. LOL

[RedheadZombie]

I wondered the same thing. On her web site she lists high end prostitute, writer, actress but nothing about any medical training, yet there she was, overseeing Yolanda's surgery and commenting on it to the Surgeon like an equal. LOL

 

 

This woman truly lists "high end prostitute" on her resume?

[notnowimbusy]

 

 

Are there not deer in California?  Eileen acted like she spotted an exotic animal.

 

 

I have a family of 7 deer that live in my lower yard - and eat every damn plant I put in.   Usually in the spring the females have their babies under a redwood.  Love the babies - just when they get older, I get over it.   Not afraid of people, dogs, anything.  

Edited January 6, 2016 by notnowimbusy

[Bronzedog]

The deer brought it full circle. Lyme disease tick carrying creatures.

[JAYJAY1979]

I'm wondering why kathryn was added midway through filming?

To me erika is what brandi should of been. Someone highly sexual, witty, and free spirited...which brandi was none of.

Also, it seems like kim'S absence is a bigger thing then bra di's...Guess brandi really didn't bring anything to the table

Edited January 6, 2016 by JAYJAY1979

[WireWrap]

This woman truly lists "high end prostitute" on her resume?

Sorry, I forgot the word "former" and yes, she does claim she was a high class prostitute on her web site. She wrote and produced a 1 woman play about it. LOL