S06.E03: Horsing Around

[Tara Ariano]

Kyle receives bad news about Kim after returning from her European vacation. Also: Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump jet off to find a perfect mini-horse for a birthday present; Eileen tries to juggle motherhood and her career; Ken's birthday bash is held.

[Straycat80]

I don't like new girl. She reminds me of Coco who's married to Ice T. She's too aware of the cameras and doesn't act natural. Her husband looks like her Dad. Did she say he was her customer? Was she a stripper or something? I wouldnt be surprised, she acts and talks low rent. And she has a music(?) career, never heard of her. Great house porn though.

That poor little pony. There was something wrong with it. I was impressed that Lisa R. Actually chased and picked up a chicken. I laughed when they were driving thru the rainstorm and freaking out, I live in the Midwest and that's normal weather for us.

I guess this season we are going to see Yo and her treatment of the week. Boring.

[nexxie]

Loved those hats - all of the women looked great!

So glad Ken wasn't hurt - seemed like a painful tumble.

Poor little horse!

Edited December 16, 2015 by nexxie

[Bronzedog]

I hate Erica. I hope the little horse will be ok. The farm woman seemed really pissed off. I kind of hoped Lisa would take it anyway and get it out of there.

[announcergirl]

See, I loved the new girl! She seemed so real. Her music is on like house music charts/club stuff - not that I know, she said it.

[WireWrap]

I don't like new girl. She reminds me of Coco who's married to Ice T. She's too aware of the cameras and doesn't act natural. Her husband looks like her Dad. Did she say he was her customer? Was she a stripper or something? I wouldnt be surprised, she acts and talks low rent. And she has a music(?) career, never heard of her. Great house porn though.

That poor little pony. There was something wrong with it. I was impressed that Lisa R. Actually chased and picked up a chicken. I laughed when they were driving thru the rainstorm and freaking out, I live in the Midwest and that's normal weather for us.

I guess this season we are going to see Yo and her treatment of the week. Boring.

She said she worked at a "restaurant" when she met him. LOL I agree, she seems like she is always "on". LOL

 

I hope the mini horse was not lame but just had something minor going on.

 

ITA, Enough of Yolanda/IV/colonic's/pills/ boo freaking hooing.

[JAYJAY1979]

I think the hook of the new girl is that of a showgirl /dancer who married an older guy....like the old movie the prince and the showgirl.

Lisa rinna is a closet mean girl

[mbaywife123]

Fun episode!

Loved Kyle & LisaV and LisaV and LisaR scenes.

Shame on that woman for trying to pass off a lame pony.

LisaV if you want to give Ken a mini pony just drive up to Solvang. Mini pony ranch there for years.

Loved that we got to see the Indignant Kim go over the concrete guard rail flashback, that shit will never not be funny!

Ugh to Taylor, never liked her, never will. Be gone platypus lips.

Poor Ken looked like a turtle on his back in the pool!

Edited December 16, 2015 by mbaywife123

[WireWrap]

Loved those hats - all of the women looked great!

So glad Ken wasn't hurt - seemed like a painful tumble.

Poor little horse!

That lunchon for Ken was hysterical and I am glad he didn't get hurt. He sure seemed to love the attention from all the women he got after that push, he was loving it! LOL  We need to see more fun, goofy scenes like that and zero scenes of sick Yolanda. It was hysterical that Kyle warned LisaR/Eileen that LisaV might push them in the pool, then we see LisaR try to push Eileen in and they both went in and then we see Kyle drag LisaV into the water. LOL ALL of them were laughing/giggling, no one got angry because there was no ill intent behind any of it.

Edited December 16, 2015 by WireWrap

[BlackMamba]

Straight out the gate, I like Erika. She's very forward and honest how she got her man and didn't beat around the bush. I find her, so far, delightful. Plus I liked she showed us her natural beauty without makeup.

Ha. Lisa R came off a little hypocritical. Granted, Taylor has a big mouth and a gossip, but so is Lisa R. Next week, she will be investigating Yolanda's illness-gate and not mention she was right about Kim last season. It was quite clear Taylor took producer direction at asking what the ladies are afraid to ask and that is if Yolanda is pulling the wool over people's eyes. It's just her delivery sucked but I don't expect anything less from Taylor.

I did enjoy the Lisa-Lisa stuff with the horsey. Was it pregnant because it sure looked like it.

Best hat at the party definitely went to Eileen. She's definitely fashionista even if she's not trying to be.

Good, fun episode.

But did my ears deceive me but was that Lisa V talking to Brandi next week

[snowblossom2]

I felt so badly for the poor horse, especially when Lisa said he was practically 3 legged

[DivaLasVegas82]

I know a lot of people aren't going to like Erika because of her look and her being married to a wealthy older man, but I'm digging her so far. She is this fun hybrid of Kim Zolciak and Anna Nicole Smith IMO. And I like how she admitted that she was broke when she married her husband as if to admit that money was definitely a factor in why she married him. But I do think she loves him too. A woman can marry for both love and upward mobility.

[Wings]

He was. Almost 3 legged.  

Edited December 16, 2015 by wings707

[Snappy]

Not a fan of Erica. Who knew Lisa V. Was a thong girl, although who wears dark pink or red undies with a white dress?

[Sarcastica]

Taylor is forever awful and annoying. 

The only opinion I have right now regarding the new girl Erika(is that her name?) is that her voice annoys me. We will see with her..

I enjoyed the LVP & LR Ohio horse adventure. I want that mini horse. 

Pandora's face when LVP was talking about "69" with Ken was my everything. I am with you Pandora. Blech. 

Camille sighting! Woo! 

Love you Eileen. 

[Straycat80]

I loved the colors, flowers and hats at Lisa V.'s party. Mr. Chi-Chi did a good job. I think Taylor was trying a little too hard to be dramatic. She's probably trying to get back on the show since she's moving back and possibly buying a house down the street from Lisa V. Oh please, NO!

[DivaLasVegas82]

Straight out the gate, I like Erika. She's very forward and honest how she got her man and didn't beat around the bush. I find her, so far, delightful. Plus I liked she showed us her natural beauty without makeup.

Ha. Lisa R came off a little hypocritical. Granted, Taylor has a big mouth and a gossip, but so is Lisa R. Next week, she will be investigating Yolanda's illness-gate and not mention she was right about Kim last season. It was quite clear Taylor took producer direction at asking what the ladies are afraid to ask and that is if Yolanda is pulling the wool over people's eyes. It's just her delivery sucked but I don't expect anything less from Taylor.

I did enjoy the Lisa-Lisa stuff with the horsey. Was it pregnant because it sure looked like it.

Best hat at the party definitely went to Eileen. She's definitely fashionista even if she's not trying to be.

Good, fun episode.

But did my ears deceive me but was that Lisa V talking to Brandi next week

 

I said the same thing about Lisa R. If she felt Taylor was overstepping her bounds, then why did she even bother engaging with her about Yolanda's illness? And then next week, she is shown reading the signs of Munchausen's syndrome--thereby implying that Yolanda is faking having Lyme's disease. I think Lisa R has been a great addition to the cast, and I usually enjoy her, but I'm not liking how she is playing both sides regarding Yolanda's illness. If she doesn't believe Yolanda is sick, then she shouldn't be over at Yolanda's apartment playing the supportive friend.

[rehoboth]

Maybe Erica is smart Anna Nicole Smith?

 

I missed it - who pushed Ken into the pool?  It looked like quite a tumble.

[DivaLasVegas82]

One thing about Erika, though, is that I'm going to need her to get her bio info correct. In her bio, it says that she is 29. But on the show, she says that she is 44. I can see pushing her age back a few years so she can have a career as an entertainer, but it's quite a stretch to say you're 15 years younger than you actually are.

[BlackMamba]

I said the same thing about Lisa R. If she felt Taylor was overstepping her bounds, then why did she even bother engaging with her about Yolanda's illness? And then next week, she is shown reading the signs of Munchausen's syndrome--thereby implying that Yolanda is faking having Lyme's disease. I think Lisa R has been a great addition to the cast, and I usually enjoy her, but I'm not liking how she is playing both sides regarding Yolanda's illness. If she doesn't believe Yolanda is sick, then she shouldn't be over at Yolanda's apartment playing the supportive friend.

Exactly! Lisa believed Yoda was sick last week and now she's flip flopped to the "Oh shit, maybe not" camp. Like pick a side and sick to it, especially you are calling someone your friend.

[mbaywife123]

I know a lot of people aren't going to like Erika because of her look and her being married to a wealthy older man, but I'm digging her so far. She is this fun hybrid of Kim Zolciak and Anna Nicole Smith IMO. And I like how she admitted that she was broke when she married her husband as if to admit that money was definitely a factor in why she married him. But I do think she loves him too. A woman can marry for both love and upward mobility.

Plus she has invested 15+ years in the relationship. Doesn't sound like the actions of a drive by grifter/goldigger.

Edited December 16, 2015 by mbaywife123

[DivaLasVegas82]

Maybe Erica is smart Anna Nicole Smith?

 

I missed it - who pushed Ken into the pool?  It looked like quite a tumble.

 

I would say Erika is a smart Anna Nicole. She definitely seems to have something going on upstairs, despite her appearance.

[izabella]

The funniest part of the episode was Eileen asking Kyle about Kim, and saying she'd heard Kim had escaped from rehab, and Lisa R piped up that she had heard that Kim had fled.  Meanwhile, Kyle has that fake-blank look on her face, not wanting to encourage them on camera and acting like she knows nothing.

[Rhetorica]

I loved the Lisas reactions when they saw the horse in a tutu! Fun party for Ken. Was that his son-in-law who pushed him in the pool? I'm loving that LisaV just doesn't give a damn this year about her body image. If she wants to show belly fat fine - side boob -fine! So much more healthy than obsessing. Except for Taylor, an enjoyable episode.

[ridethemaverick]

I like Erika. I hate the entire premise of calling women golddiggers as an insult. What's wrong with marrying for money? People all over the world have done it throughout history. If she's a golddigger, Eureka! She made it and good for her.

I didn't notice this when it first happened because I was too busy being dumbfounded by what I was watching, but tonight I noticed Kim's outfit when she went over the wall was really cute. Casual cute, which you don't see often on these shows.

[TexasGal]

Was that horse also an albino or something? Her eyes looked weird. Poor baby.

Loved the hats!! I am obsessed with hats. I think they all looked lovely in them.

[njbchlover]

Loved those hats - all of the women looked great!

So glad Ken wasn't hurt - seemed like a painful tumble.

Poor little horse!

 

Whoever decided that shove into the pool would be a good idea is a complete and total asshole!!  You have a 70 year old man who is still recovering from hip surgery and you decide to shove him into the very shallow end of the pool?  WTF?  That is dangerous for anyone, at any age.  It looked as if Ken landed on his back, and may have hit his head.  He is so lucky that he wasn't seriously injured.

 

Other than that, the ladies looked beautiful, but jumping into a pool while wearing white is not a good idea (as we witnessed by seeing LVP's backside through her dress).

[AttackTurtle]

I kind of like the new girl. She's got some tacky style (but I floved her kitchen). As long as she doesn't turn into Brandi 2.0, I'm cool with her.

Taylor is the original housewife that does not need to return. Camille and/or Adrienne can come back, but noooo to Taylor. And I was thrilled to see LV throw her a little shade.

I think Lisa truly didn't want to run the risk of having to put the pony down, but I loved that she also would've given that pony a wonderful life if she had chosen to bring it home.

[mbaywife123]

Straight out the gate, I like Erika. She's very forward and honest how she got her man and didn't beat around the bush. I find her, so far, delightful. Plus I liked she showed us her natural beauty without makeup.

Ha. Lisa R came off a little hypocritical. Granted, Taylor has a big mouth and a gossip, but so is Lisa R. Next week, she will be investigating Yolanda's illness-gate and not mention she was right about Kim last season. It was quite clear Taylor took producer direction at asking what the ladies are afraid to ask and that is if Yolanda is pulling the wool over people's eyes. It's just her delivery sucked but I don't expect anything less from Taylor.

I did enjoy the Lisa-Lisa stuff with the horsey. Was it pregnant because it sure looked like it.

Best hat at the party definitely went to Eileen. She's definitely fashionista even if she's not trying to be.

Good, fun episode.

But did my ears deceive me but was that Lisa V talking to Brandi next week

Please do not invoke the name of the one who should not be named.

Off topic, but where is SwordQueen this year?

[Bronzedog]

I hate that Kyle always refers to Kim as "my sister" rather than Kim. Petty, I know but every time she says " my sister" I think we all know who you're talking about just say Kim. I'll show myself out now.

[SCS]

Whoever decided that shove into the pool would be a good idea is a complete and total asshole!!  You have a 70 year old man who is still recovering from hip surgery and you decide to shove him into the very shallow end of the pool?  WTF?  That is dangerous for anyone, at any age.  It looked as if Ken landed on his back, and may have hit his head.  He is so lucky that he wasn't seriously injured.

 

 

O, wow, I thought the same. I'm all for having a grand old time but that kind of stuff makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Not funny and not smart.

Edited December 16, 2015 by steelcitysister

[nexxie]

I hate that Kyle always refers to Kim as "my sister" rather than Kim. Petty, I know but every time she says " my sister" I think we all know who you're talking about just say Kim. I'll show myself out now.

I'd bet that Big Kathy taught Kyle to say that as a tactic to make her feel responsible for Kim and play her assigned role in the family.

[njbchlover]

O, wow, I thought the same. I'm all for having a grand old time but that kind of stuff makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Not funny and not smart.

 

I have known of two very horrific pool accidents with this same type of "fooling around" at the shallow end.  Both times involved much younger kids/young adults, and the persons who were shoved/pushed are now both in wheelchairs.  One is a quadriplegic and the other is paralyzed from the waist down (different types of spinal injuries).

 

I have a pool and I cannot stress enough how dangerous this type of thing is to my sons and their friends.  If I see it happening, I really flip out at them.

[DivaLasVegas82]

I like Erika. I hate the entire premise of calling women golddiggers as an insult. What's wrong with marrying for money? People all over the world have done it throughout history. If she's a golddigger, Eureka! She made it and good for her.

I didn't notice this when it first happened because I was too busy being dumbfounded by what I was watching, but tonight I noticed Kim's outfit when she went over the wall was really cute. Casual cute, which you don't see often on these shows.

 

Great post. I totally agree. I, too, feel the term "gold digger" has sexist connotations. I think it was invented by poor or men of average means who couldn't attract good looking women. There is nothing wrong with a woman wanting the finer things in life just like there is nothing wrong with a man wanting an attractive wife.

[BlackMamba]

I'd bet that Big Kathy taught Kyle to say that as a tactic to make her feel responsible for Kim and play her assigned role in the family.

Just like how they all love to fingerpoint at each other.

Great post. I totally agree. I, too, feel the term "gold digger" has sexist connotations. I think it was invented by poor or men of average means who couldn't attract good looking women. There is nothing wrong with a woman wanting the finer things in life just like there is nothing wrong with a man wanting an attractive wife.

Or could be invented by a man who had money and keep being taken for his riches. Edited December 16, 2015 by BlackMamba

[DivaLasVegas82]

The funniest part of the episode was Eileen asking Kyle about Kim, and saying she'd heard Kim had escaped from rehab, and Lisa R piped up that she had heard that Kim had fled.  Meanwhile, Kyle has that fake-blank look on her face, not wanting to encourage them on camera and acting like she knows nothing.

 

I would be uncomfortable too. Kim's behavior this past summer is not something I would want to have to discuss. But I think Kyle is handling it well. She isn't getting angry or confrontational about being questioned about Kim.

[charming]

This was a fun episode. Jury's still out on the new girl. She's so goddamn tacky and full of herself. She doesn't look as good as she thinks she does. How old is her husband? It was very Anna Nicole Smith.

 

Loved the Lisa's going to see the tiny pony. LVP is such an animal lover. I sort of wanted her to take that pony and give it a wonderful life because it looked as though she was suffering.

 

The party was fabulous. I loved the flowers and table setting. All the ladies looked beautiful especially Eileen.

 

I think this was the perfect amount of Taylor. Obviously they needed an "outsider" to start the Yolanda is faking/exaggerating discussion. Now the other ladies can pick up the ball and run with it. I'm so happy she's being called out on her b.s. 

[DivaLasVegas82]

I'd bet that Big Kathy taught Kyle to say that as a tactic to make her feel responsible for Kim and play her assigned role in the family.

 

Kyle does feel responsible for Kim because Big Kathy told Kyle to "watch over" Kim before she died. As a result, I think Kyle and Kim developed an unhealthy co-dependent relationship with each other.

[SCS]

Just like how they all love to fingerpoint at each other.

.

Hee, so true. Kathy, Kim, Kyle and Pointy. Big K kept Pointy hidden in the closet because her potential was limited. Or would that be point-ential?

[rhys]

I wasn't paying good attention. Was the blonde woman with Yo Erica?

[Chrissytd]

Erika is interesting. She's pretty but that hairstyle in her THs no so much.

Yo does either a colonic or Vitamin C infusion everyday? I hope that was exaggerated.

The pony looked liked it had one leg that smaller.

Whoever pushed Ken in the pool is an ass. It looked like he was about to drown.

I loved the women playing around the pool.

Looks like Rinna opens a can of worms next week.

[WireWrap]

I said the same thing about Lisa R. If she felt Taylor was overstepping her bounds, then why did she even bother engaging with her about Yolanda's illness? And then next week, she is shown reading the signs of Munchausen's syndrome--thereby implying that Yolanda is faking having Lyme's disease. I think Lisa R has been a great addition to the cast, and I usually enjoy her, but I'm not liking how she is playing both sides regarding Yolanda's illness. If she doesn't believe Yolanda is sick, then she shouldn't be over at Yolanda's apartment playing the supportive friend.

I am not sure we saw enough to determine why LisaR said anything about MS. It may have been in answer to something someone else said/claimed about Yolanda, like Taylor maybe.

 

Maybe Erica is smart Anna Nicole Smith?

 

I missed it - who pushed Ken into the pool?  It looked like quite a tumble.

I believe it was his, Ken's, SIL, Pandora's husband.

[BlackMamba]

The funniest part of the episode was Eileen asking Kyle about Kim, and saying she'd heard Kim had escaped from rehab, and Lisa R piped up that she had heard that Kim had fled. Meanwhile, Kyle has that fake-blank look on her face, not wanting to encourage them on camera and acting like she knows nothing.

Both scenes were telling when Eileen and Lisa R started to gossip about Kim it put Kyle in the hot seat but Kyle seemed ready for what they might throw at her.

Then when Taylor started about Yoda, Kyle sat back almost wanting to do a hairflip in slience as Lisa R chit chatted and Eileen wasn't ready for Yoda's illness being in question.

They scenes were mere images.

I think this was the perfect amount of Taylor. Obviously they needed an "outsider" to start the Yolanda is faking/exaggerating discussion. Now the other ladies can pick up the ball and run with it. I'm so happy she's being called out on her b.s.

Same here. Most of us here been questioning while the women in the first few episodes were dancing around it, especially Lisa R. Now they will have no choice but to be like "Hmm fish lips Taylor might be onto something."

[DivaLasVegas82]

This was a fun episode. Jury's still out on the new girl. She's so goddamn tacky and full of herself. She doesn't look as good as she thinks she does. How old is her husband? It was very Anna Nicole Smith.

 

Loved the Lisa's going to see the tiny pony. LVP is such an animal lover. I sort of wanted her to take that pony and give it a wonderful life because it looked as though she was suffering.

 

The party was fabulous. I loved the flowers and table setting. All the ladies looked beautiful especially Eileen.

 

I think this was the perfect amount of Taylor. Obviously they needed an "outsider" to start the Yolanda is faking/exaggerating discussion. Now the other ladies can pick up the ball and run with it. I'm so happy she's being called out on her b.s. 

 

I just cannot think of a logical explanation as to why Yolanda would fake having Lyme's disease. I just don't see what she would have to gain by doing so. But I hate that RHOBH is doing yet another story about the possibility of someone feigning an illness because I just saw a whole season of it on RHOOC with Vicki's ex--Brooks.

I wasn't paying good attention. Was the blonde woman with Yo Erica?

 

Yes.

[WireWrap]

Erika is interesting. She's pretty but that hairstyle in her THs no so much.

Yo does either a colonic or Vitamin C infusion everyday? I hope that was exaggerated.

The pony looked liked it had one leg that smaller.

Whoever pushed Ken in the pool is an ass. It looked like he was about to drown.

I loved the women playing around the pool.

Looks like Rinna opens a can of worms next week.

Yolanda said that she either gets an IV or a colonic everyday. I don't doubt the IV everyday as she has posted enough selfies getting IV and I wouldn't put it past her to get more clonics than she claimed last episode. On the other hand, we have seen/heard her exaggerate this sort of thing for years now. It is very hard to know what the truth is with Yolanda.

[WireWrap]

I just cannot think of a logical explanation as to why Yolanda would fake having Lyme's disease. I just don't see what she would have to gain by doing so. But I hate that RHOBH is doing yet another story about the possibility of someone feigning an illness because I just saw a whole season of it on RHOOC with Vicki's ex--Brooks.

 

Yes.

IMO, most don't think she is "faking" being ill but that she is playing it up/exaggerating it for sympathy, more camera time and recognition beyond the show, her marriage to DF and her famous daughter(s). I also think she is really pushing for her own show about HER and her famous/almost famous kids and their friends.  JMO though

[BogoGog24]

I don't think she's faking being sick or that the others think she's faking, but as others said she is milking it for a storyline and I think the others believe she has something other than Lyme. The way she's going about treatment for it is atypical and she doesn't appear to be getting better either.

[charming]

I said faking/exaggerating because she contradicts herself constantly. The lies flow so easily from her mouth regarding not driving, not getting out of bed for 3 years, not having brain function, not being able to read or write. When there have been cameras capturing every vacation, party, workout, argument, lecture and party! I think as problems in her marriage grew she's been upping the sickness ante. Last year more people were calling her out for being perfectly fine when filming then suddenly not being able to handle the reunion shows. Or not blogging to answer some of her filmed behavior specifically regarding her BFF Brandi. So now she's 100% in pain on the show.

 

She could very well be making herself sick by all the different starvation diets, pills, IV injections, etc.

 

This has been a long time coming. Totally different than the Brooks situation imo.

[rhys]

I'm not gonna lie. My first thought when that wee horse licked/kissed LV was: "rut roh, Lisa's gonna get lyme disease."

[LizDC]

This was a fun episode. Jury's still out on the new girl. She's so goddamn tacky and full of herself. She doesn't look as good as she thinks she does. How old is her husband? It was very Anna Nicole Smith.

 

He's 76.  I think Erika is really going to annoy me.  I'm not sure they traded up from Brandi when they cast her.