Lala Kent: Call her a whore, but don't you dare call her Basic!

[Silo]

Can I just say that I don’t understand why she posts photos of her and “her man” on Instagram but always hide his face? If your going to consistently post photos, why hide the face? What’s the point of showing everything but? We already know who he is and what he looks like.

[Sun-Bun]

On 3/8/2018 at 2:05 PM, Silo said:

Can I just say that I don’t understand why she posts photos of her and “her man” on Instagram but always hide his face? If your going to consistently post photos, why hide the face? What’s the point of showing everything but? We already know who he is and what he looks like.

Maybe she's embarrassed by his hideous face?Because not only is he fat but ugly too?? Doesn't like to reveal just how much of a shameless golddigger she truly is to actually sleep with such a beast??? Afraid that his troll-like face will take away from her own stunning looks in the photos???? 

The possibilities for her face-hiding him are endless. I just hope the lifestyle and the dick are all worth it for her or that he has an amazing personality otherwise; looks to me like she already is taking a myriad of bullets for "her man."

[rho]

15 minutes ago, Sun-Bun said:

Maybe she's embarrassed by his hideous face?Because not only is he fat but ugly too?? Doesn't like to reveal just how much of a shameless golddigger she truly is to actually sleep with such a beast??? Afraid that his troll-like face will take away from her own stunning looks in the photos???? 

The possibilities for her face-hiding him are endless. I just hope the lifestyle and the dick are all worth it for her or that he has an amazing personality otherwise; looks to me like she already is taking a myriad of bullets for "her man."

Don't go talking about Myman like that or Lala is gonna lose it!

[Sun-Bun]

28 minutes ago, rho said:

Don't go talking about Myman like that or Lala is gonna lose it!

This is true, so thanks for the warning, @rho; J-Law and I better watch it---this is the spirit of Tupac we're dealing with here, after all. 

[Mindthinkr]

13 minutes ago, Sun-Bun said:

This is true, so thanks for the warning, @rho; J-Law and I better watch it---this is the spirit of Tupac we're dealing with here, after all. 

Giggles

[Duke2801]

On 3/8/2018 at 3:05 PM, Silo said:

Can I just say that I don’t understand why she posts photos of her and “her man” on Instagram but always hide his face? If your going to consistently post photos, why hide the face? What’s the point of showing everything but? We already know who he is and what he looks like.

I was just perusing her Instagram and only see one pic of them with his face obscured (well I assume it’s him but idk). Were there lots of others that she’s since deleted? 

[zenme]

In the past Lala has said the type of man she is attracted to is a large black man. I guess she forgot to mention she's also attracted to ugly fat guys with big wallets.

[HunterHunted]

2 hours ago, zenme said:

In the past Lala has said the type of man she is attracted to is a large black man. I guess she forgot to mention she's also attracted to ugly fat guys with big wallets.

She's attracted to big built black guys when she's dating professional football players. She's attracted to middle-aged doughy white guys when she's dating TV and movie producers. She's attracted to average height guys with olive complexions when she's dating Saudi princes.

[Silo]

9 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

I was just perusing her Instagram and only see one pic of them with his face obscured (well I assume it’s him but idk). Were there lots of others that she’s since deleted? 

There were others but not lots. But nearly every single photo she has with him has his face obscured. And yes she weirdly posts but then deletes them. Not sure why.

[yourmomiseasy]

10 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

I was just perusing her Instagram and only see one pic of them with his face obscured (well I assume it’s him but idk). Were there lots of others that she’s since deleted? 

She constantly posts and deletes shit.  She ought to just use something more ephemeral like Snapchat or Instagram stories and save herself the work of manually deleting everything.

[Duke2801]

Ah ok.  I just started following her, so I guess I have missed all her MyMan posts.  

Just from googling, though .... yikes.  I even like some chubby guys - I'm not a .... weightist (weight discriminator?) ... at all.  But yeah, that guy is seriously fug. 

[Diane Mars]

3 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

She constantly posts and deletes shit.  She ought to just use something more ephemeral like Snapchat or Instagram stories and save herself the work of manually deleting everything.

Two Accounts ? A private and a public one and she sometimes mistakes them ?

[Christi]

The dude, Randall Emmett, has enough money to at least get his turkey waddle chin sucked out...that would be an easy fix and make him look at least somewhat normal

[yourmomiseasy]

35 minutes ago, Diane Mars said:

Two Accounts ? A private and a public one and she sometimes mistakes them ?

I think it is more likely poor impulse control and regrets.

[HunterHunted]

1 hour ago, Christi said:

The dude, Randall Emmett, has enough money to at least get his turkey waddle chin sucked out...that would be an easy fix and make him look at least somewhat normal

Except that he has enough money to convince a hot girl to ignore his turkey waddle. It's worked for any number of millionaires and billionaires before Randall.

55 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

I think it is more likely poor impulse control and regrets.

Like her dumb feud with Jennifer Lawrence.

[yourmomiseasy]

Quote

On Tuesday, Kent expanded on her comments during an interview with “Reality Checked” on Sirius XM.

“I did a three-peat: I did one tweet, delete, two tweet, delete, three tweet, delete,” Kent said. “My manager called me and said, ‘Lala, what are you doing?’ She goes, ‘You either delete the tweet or you delete my info for the next 24 hours ‘cause I’m not trying to deal.’ So, I deleted it.”

From an article about the JLaw feud.  I imagine there's some version of this going on for most of what she posts on SM, whether it be her agent or Herman or someone else advising her to delete.

[Silo]

38 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

From an article about the JLaw feud.  I imagine there's some version of this going on for most of what she posts on SM, whether it be her agent or Herman or someone else advising her to delete.

Ok, if she’s getting advice from people in the industry (her manager and Herman) you would think she’d eventually learn what she’s supposed to do (or not do) rather than make the exact same mistakes I’ve and over? Lol

[SheTalksShit]

I like Lala, but I think she takes herself a bit too seriously lol. 

[Rubyslippahz]

In the last episode or so she is wearing a pendant with a small letter "E"-- is that for Emmett?

maybe she could buy off Scheana the "R" pendant Scheana was wearing for HER man Rob.  Maybe on Scheana's "Divoce Closet" business!

[Judi Sunshine]

On 3/13/2018 at 7:45 AM, zenme said:

In the past Lala has said the type of man she is attracted to is a large black man. I guess she forgot to mention she's also attracted to ugly fat guys with big wallets.

I think Lala is attracted to power and people who can dominate her, whether physically or otherwise. She's 5'8" -- not an Amazon, but still taller than average I think -- and has a mouth and attitude to match and then some. Sadly, I currently lack cable so rather than edify my mind with a documentary or new movie, I've chosen to re-binge the past seasons. Watching her with James in early S4 after the recent "It's Not About the Pasta!" ep is interesting. She kept commenting that normally she likes a steak, but now she's digging this string bean, and I think it was all about his attitude and confidence and air of mystery, since he was with the most notorious crazy on a cast of crazies. 

My guess is that Randall Emmett already has the power, likely is packing in the pants, and treats Lala like a goddess. I keep coming back to the storyline on "Mom" when Anna Faris's daughter is dating David Krumholtz who's in his 40s. Many jokes are made about how "(she's) 22. (He) does whatever she wants," and I think it might be a similar case for Lala in this instance. 

But my favorite aspect of Lala is how much she loves her fellow ladies, and while I wish her all the happiness, as a viewer I wouldn't mind seeing her becoming single and bonding even more with the other women. I think she's someone who appears (then acts the part) of someone MUCH stronger than she truly feels, most days. And I'd love to see that acted strength become intrinsic <3

Edited March 21, 2018 by Judi Sunshine

[Silo]

Lala’s pics of Herman are up on her Instagram rn.

[ivygirl]

I love the picture of the cast with HerMan and... Warren G. She’s so gangsta.*

[Christi]

Myman will be on Jeff Lewis's reality show this season.  He posted a pic on his IG, showing them together.  He is remodeling his house....not sure if Jeff will part of the decor only.

[OnceSane]

Lala's dad died.

[Mindthinkr]

10 hours ago, OnceSane said:

Lala's dad died.

That’s sad. Now when next season Jax starts bringing up the trauma to him (not to speak of how his fathers death impacted his father) of his Dads death was, she can tell him that he’s not the only banana in the bunch. 

[SheTalksShit]

I can’t with Lala. She is the cheesiest bitch. 

[sadiebyuca]

On 5/14/2018 at 9:58 PM, SheTalksShit said:

I can’t with Lala. She is the cheesiest bitch. 

She IS so cheesy!  She has a set of these catch phrases that she just regurgitates.  

[SheTalksShit]

On 5/16/2018 at 6:57 AM, sadiebyuca said:

She IS so cheesy!  She has a set of these catch phrases that she just regurgitates.  

Yesss it’s too much. I wanna like her but she is such an eye roll. 

[Fiero425]

27 minutes ago, SheTalksShit said:

Yesss it’s too much. I wanna like her but she is such an eye roll. 

All the GIRLS on the show are the same; a little "dim" who obsess over trivia! Being deceitful, envious, and manipulative are expected and is forgiven over and over again with these people! ;-)

[teapot]

13 minutes ago, Fiero425 said:

All the GIRLS on the show are the same; a little "dim" who obsess over trivia! Being deceitful, envious, and manipulative are expected and is forgiven over and over again with these people! ;-)

the boys are like that, too!

can you imagine if we all went out in our real lives & acted like the people on Bravo?

 

Mary to me:  Jane said that Mister leases his car.

me:  WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?  MISTER BOUGHT HIS CAR OUTRIGHT!

me to Jane:  WHY DID YOU TELL MARY THAT MISTER LEASED HIS CAR?

Jane:  that is my truth & I am owning it!

Jane to Mary:  WHY WOULD YOU TELL TEAPOT WHAT I SAID ABOUT MISTER's CAR?

Mary:  BECAUSE I HAVE TEAPOT's BACK!  you're the one WHO IS NOT A GOOD FRIEND!  and SEVEN YEARS AGO YOU SAID MY WALLS WERE YELLOW!  MY WALLS ARE BUTTERCREAM!

Maybe I'll just act like that myself & see what happens...hmmmmm....

[SheTalksShit]

3 hours ago, Fiero425 said:

All the GIRLS on the show are the same; a little "dim" who obsess over trivia! Being deceitful, envious, and manipulative are expected and is forgiven over and over again with these people! ;-)

That’s not really what I’m talking about tho, there’s just something sooo corny about Lala that I find cringeworthy at times. Idk if it’s her timing or her delivery of what, but she comes across like she takes herself way too seriously and can’t laugh at herself. And all the lame ass shit with “girl power baby” and acting like she’s willing to diiiie for her friends...it’s just too much. Her delivery is corny and stupid to me. 

[AntAnn]

5 hours ago, SheTalksShit said:

That’s not really what I’m talking about tho, there’s just something sooo corny about Lala that I find cringeworthy at times. Idk if it’s her timing or her delivery of what, but she comes across like she takes herself way too seriously and can’t laugh at herself. And all the lame ass shit with “girl power baby” and acting like she’s willing to diiiie for her friends...it’s just too much. Her delivery is corny and stupid to me. 

Yep, her portrayed behavior and attitude are incongruent. Really, IMO, she’s immature for her age and being supported by Herman and Hermom. She thinks her gangsta act is cute, but I don’t know how cute it is in Cannes with her producer sugar daddy and his friends. Plus, she’s not a good enough actress to pull it off. YMMV.

[UniqBlue69]

I just can't stand how she has to bring it to the gutter level each and every time she opens her mouth. I'm not one to usually "clutch my pearls," but I don't need to constantly hear about your 'pretty pussy' and your adeptness at sucking dick for gifts. As my mom would say, this girl has no couth! Doesn't her sugar daddy have younger children? I hope she's at least able to contain her vulgarity around them.

[yourmomiseasy]

The sad thing is I think she only talks that way to seem hard or gangsta.

[nosepicker]

Feminist my a$$. In her first season she played hooky from Sur for a paid gig to go on vacay/be a "companion" to some men!  We next saw her dating fugly, married but rich Randall. 

[SaySay24]

And they’re engaged now

[politichick]

On 9/9/2018 at 9:18 AM, SaySay24 said:

And they’re engaged now

Good for her. Shaena must be fuming!

[geauxaway]

I just watched her appearance on Flipping Out.  Wow.  Not at all what I would expect from her.  1.  She is BASIC.  Her decor choices are my same choices, which I am a proud basic target and Home Depot shopping person.  2. Randall has no taste and is weak, but also seemed irritated with her wanting to spend, spend, spend (yes I am sure a lot was for the cameras). 3. That house is not impressive, it’s nice but even with LaLa’s bomb ass chandeliers, it’s still no Villa Rosa, or even Kyle Richards’ level of real estate (in my opinion.  I know nothing about the location, etc., but it’s not house porn to me like the others).  

I thought Randall was less grody once I saw him, but still see no chemistry with them other than the wallet (duh).  

Edited November 20, 2018 by geauxaway

[HunterHunted]

This

Quote

 After I heard that [Scheana and Sean2] were working together, I no longer work with Sean2,” she said. “I just take it personally when anything I do is cheapened. So when stuff like that happens, it’s like, I can’t. 

made me hate Lala once again.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/lala-kent-music-producer-sean2-miles-part-ways-after-working-with-scheana-shay

Like is she fucking serious? She's not some goddamned auteur. Scheana can't sing, but Sean2 Miles needs to eat and keep a roof over his head. If doing a little work with Scheana on a novelty/vanity song helps put some coins in his pocket, then she needs to get over her fucking self. There's no way Lala would turn down working with Dallas Austin. He's worked with waaaaaaaaaay bigger names than her, but he also worked with Kim Zolciak, who is supremely untalented and LAZY. And tons of Grammy, Emmy, and Tony nominees and winners are willing to do the heavy lifting on the Countess and Friends Cabaret while Luann comes out with her smoker's voice to rasp out a couple of jokes and croak out a song or two. The reason these vastly more talented performers do this is because it's fun, a good way to advertise their other projects, and it gives them a little cash.

Additionally considering how often her fellow actually successful artists show up to sing a short set at a bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, anniversary, or birthday, should be an indication that even super successful artists aren't always in a position to pass up cash or a business opportunity. But that's what she expects Sean2 Miles to do.

But Lala is too good to work with someone who is also working with Scheana. This trick thinks she's Aretha, Mariah, Christina, Whitney, Ariana Grande, Leontyne Price, or Renee Fleming. Lala has a good voice, but it's not that good. Unlike Kesha, Gaga, or Alicia Keys, Lala doesn't write her own music. Lala will happily throw over the Black artists who have helped her thus far because she wants to be a petty condescending bitch, but she won't stop talking like an OG from Inglewood despite growing up in Utah. I'm over her love and theft bullshit.

[rideashire]

Was browsing through Hulu and unfortunately came across a movie called The Row starring LaLa. I wonder how many blow jobs she had to give HerMan to land that job. On second thought, no, I don't wanna know.  I'm not brave enough to watch it but on the off chance she's actually good, please someone let us know. I'm not above saying I was wrong, but I'm thinking she probably gives it a solid try but falls flat. 

Edited December 26, 2018 by rideashire

[ivygirl]

46 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Was browsing through Hulu and unfortunately came across a movie called The Row starring LaLa. I wonder how many blow jobs she had to give HerMan to land that job. On second thought, no, I don't wanna know.  I'm not brave enough to watch it but on the off chance she's actually good, please someone let us know. I'm not above saying I was wrong, but I'm thinking she probably gives it a solid try but falls flat. 

Well, I gave it the old college try (90 seconds) and realized her “acting” voice sounded identical to her tone on VPR. I figured that told me enough, but I did google and find this stellar review. 

https://betches.com/we-watched-lala-kents-movie-the-row-so-you-dont-have-to/

TL; DR: Don’t bother. 

[Sun-Bun]

On 5/29/2018 at 9:14 AM, yourmomiseasy said:

The sad thing is I think she only talks that way to seem hard or gangsta.

This is why I’ll never fully co-sign on the Cult of LaLa, because she thinks she’s some badass West Coast gangsta ho, when she’s really just some random midwestern skank who got lucky.

Look back on her hilarious indignation over being called “basic”—-how dare someone call her out on her raw, obvious thirst after she’d so carefully cultivated such a clever LaLa character! Yet the whole reason she wormed her way onto this show was due to her slinking into events uninvited and making the other gals uncomfortable with her desperate sluttery while flirting with the entire male cast. 

I have to wonder if she’s still sincerely pursuing music/acting or were these just passing ambitions/opportunities she indulged in before she finally landed a rich daddy?

Hopefully she’ll be okay when her looks fade and she becomes a typical LA plastic surgery addict, because this whole crass persona she’s adopted otherwise won’t age well either.

[HunterHunted]

3 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

Hopefully she’ll be okay when her looks fade and she becomes a typical LA plastic surgery addict, because this whole crass persona she’s adopted otherwise won’t age well either.

MyMan's ex-wife is a whole 2 years older than Lala the empowered.

3 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

Yet the whole reason she wormed her way onto this show was due to her slinking into events uninvited and making the other gals uncomfortable with her desperate sluttery while flirting with the entire male cast. 

She's such a desperate manipulative calculating soul. Look at the dudes in the cast that she initially "pursued": Jax, the alpha dog and reliable cheater, with a newish relationship with Brittany his largely off screen girlfriend, Schwartz who had a not really healthy relationship with his drunken fishwife, Katie, and James Kennedy who was in the middle of actively destroying his calculating relationship with Kristin. She pointedly focused in on relationships that were vulnerable to fuck them up and guarantee that she'd be asked back for the next season.

[ivygirl]

$10K worth of ‘fabulous’ belongings stolen from Lala Kent’s car

[Polliwollidoodle]

I just don't understand how most of these people ended up on the show. Lala and Kristen are at the head of the list, but really just about all of them. Is the defining part that they work(ed) at Lisa's restaurants? That they are "friends" with the other cast members? Seriously. And now very basically (see what I did there) what does Miss Lisa see in them to hire them?

I can sort of understand Stassi because she is a drama queen and very articulate......same with the Toms. 

I am honestly asking this in all seriousness.

[HunterHunted]

5 hours ago, mayvenne said:

I just don't understand how most of these people ended up on the show. Lala and Kristen are at the head of the list, but really just about all of them. Is the defining part that they work(ed) at Lisa's restaurants? That they are "friends" with the other cast members? Seriously. And now very basically (see what I did there) what does Miss Lisa see in them to hire them?

I can sort of understand Stassi because she is a drama queen and very articulate......same with the Toms. 

I am honestly asking this in all seriousness.

I think people forget a couple of things about successful business person Lisa Vanderpump:

• The average lifespan of most bar/restaurants is about 10 years;
• Despite having owned more than 25 restaurants most of her bars and restaurants haven't lasted much longer than those 10 years;
• She's been trying to sell Villa Blanca since 2014;
• People like Kristen, Katie, Sandoval, Ariana, Scheana, Kristina Kelly, and Peter started at Villa Blanca and we're moved to SUR;
• Guillermo and Nathalie sought out Lisa and Ken to help save their restaurant;
• LVP and Ken gave them a cash infusion and became 51% owners, brought in their business processes and staff;
• Bravo wanted a spin-off at Villa Blanca, but Lisa suggested SUR because it was filled with her attractive messy employees that she had recently relocated;
• When Kristen was fired she was already so entrenched with the cast that it was hard to phase her out;
• Stassi almost got herself removed from the cast by quitting SUR, moving to New York, and talking badly about everyone else in the cast (producers have talked about how she sincerely didn't have much going on in her life during seasons 3 and 4 and they thought about cutting her);
• It took Schwartz 3 seasons to become a full cast member and he was only able to do that because Stassi's absence gave him room to show more of his life;
• Lisa noticed that there was an uptick in business at Villa Blanca following season 1 of RHoBH;
• There was also an uptick in business at SUR and Pump thanks to Vanderpump Rules;
• LVP has realized that she can extend the life of her restaurants by turning them into tourist attractions;
• James did get a job as a busboy, but was very calculated about becoming a part of the cast by becoming friends with Sandoval and dating Kristen; and
• I suspect Lala (along with Faith, GG, and Ellie) specifically got jobs at SUR in order to get into the cast. I think all 4 of them have been just as calculated and manipulative about getting into the cast as James ever was.

But the original cast got paid crap for the first 2 seasons ($5K and $15K respectively) and continued to do the show because they truly did work at SUR.

[HunterHunted]

Saw this on Reddit and it cracked me up.

[HunterHunted]

Two Judgey Girls dug up this oldie and goodie. Lilo was working with Rand on a film  titled "Inconceivable." Lilo had a recent miscarriage. She was seeing a married man who had kids and sent PJs to pick her up.

https://people.com/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-reveals-her-latest-bombshell-confession/

[teapot]

12 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Two Judgey Girls dug up this oldie and goodie. Lilo was working with Rand on a film  titled "Inconceivable." Lilo had a recent miscarriage. She was seeing a married man who had kids and sent PJs to pick her up.

https://people.com/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-reveals-her-latest-bombshell-confession/

the article was fascinating.  I kinda live for this shit...

http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3096106/lindsay-lohan-is-no-longer-sober-claims-kode-magazine-07/fullsize/

[chenoa333]

I don't know where else to post this but if I have to look at James mom, one more time, saying "you took your first steps at Tiffanys", I'm going straight to the south Orange County Psych Ward to admit myself! Who gives a fuck where little Jimmy took his first steps? Damn I despise this entire "Kennutty" family.