Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[deirdra]

On 3/21/2021 at 4:50 PM, Twopper said:

I will watch this show forever waiting for Kody and Robyn to end up in a double wide back in Lehi.

I'm hoping for a single wide.

Edited March 23, 2021 by deirdra

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, deirdra said:

I'm hoping for a single wide.

I went with the double wide because of the youngest children.  Once those are gone, they can empty nest in their car,  Meri can donate her luluroe rags to Robyn.  Christine can donate her unused toaster.  Janelle can donate her cracked plates and cups,  and robyn can hang her wedding license on the window.

[laurakaye]

12 hours ago, deirdra said:

I'm hoping for a single wide.

I'm hoping for a tent pitched on the banks of Prairie Plague Pond.

[Chicklet]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I'm hoping for a tent pitched on the banks of Prairie Plague Pond.

I'm good with a box under a bridge. Or a van down by the river.

[iwantcookies]

Or Christine’s basement 

[HighlandWarriorGrl]

 

4 hours ago, Chicklet said:

Or a van down by the river.

 

[itsadryheat]

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/1080734/sister-wives-christine-brown-new-business-raise-money-daughter-surgery-money-issues/

"The Sun can exclusively reveal Kody Brown’s third wife, Christine, 48, filed CBrown Quest, LLC on May 15, 2020 with the Arizona Corporation Commission.

The business description is “any legal purpose.”

The place of business is the Flagstaff, Arizona home she shares with her husband.

Christine launched the new business amid her daughter’s medical crisis.

In June, Christine revealed she raised $25,000 for her daughter’s upcoming surgery by selling LuLaRoe clothing."

What could "CBrown Quest" be and what does "business description is any legal purpose” mean. Interesting time to be starting a business. The link below states "She also launched a legal business called CBrown Quest, LLC." Because it said "legal business", I thought PrePaid Legal, of Jodi Arias fame, due to its MLM connection and the Brown's love affair with MLM's. 

"In 1983 Prepaid Legal Services adopted the MLM (or pyramid style marketing) approach that it's known for today. MidOcean Partners purchased Prepaid Legal in 2011 and in September of that year, they became Legal Shield."

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/1221794/sister-wives-kody-brown-millions-new-arizona-life-family-financial-issues/

Found this: https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2020/07/meri-brown-i-dont-miss-kody-not-one-bit/   "And that's ... all we know about it. We know the name and nothing more. There is nothing mentioned in the filing about the company it in terms of its domain – entertainment, retail, etc."

https://ecorp.azcc.gov/PublicBusinessSearch/PublicBusinessInfo?entityNumber=23086637

[deirdra]

It is probably a tax shelter or holding company for "donations" for Ysabel's surgery. The more companies they have, the more tax write-offs they get. Remember Janelle telling Robyn that her SWC joo'ry business was a hobby?  After 3 years of expenses that eat up all of the money earned (net income and taxes = $0), the IRS considers it to be a hobby and expenses can no longer be written off. So it is time to invent a new company to get more write-offs for their travel expenses, phone costs, office supplies, partial use of house as an office, etc.

[NoWhammies]

21 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/1080734/sister-wives-christine-brown-new-business-raise-money-daughter-surgery-money-issues/

"The Sun can exclusively reveal Kody Brown’s third wife, Christine, 48, filed CBrown Quest, LLC on May 15, 2020 with the Arizona Corporation Commission.

The business description is “any legal purpose.”

The place of business is the Flagstaff, Arizona home she shares with her husband.

Christine launched the new business amid her daughter’s medical crisis.

From the article: "On the January premiere of Sister Wives, Christine told the cameras, 'financially, we’re drowning.'" No she didn't. She told them, "financially, we're drowndingk." Check your sources, Sun. 

[deirdra]

4 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

From the article: "On the January premiere of Sister Wives, Christine told the cameras, 'financially, we’re drowning.'" No she didn't. She told them, "financially, we're drowndingk." Check your sources, Sun. 

Or more precisely, "financially, we're drowwwwwwdingk."

[smarty]

Filing for a LLC is recommended for high selling LulaRoe consultants.  It helps on taxes, mainly the self employment tax.  

[laurakaye]

12 hours ago, deirdra said:

It is probably a tax shelter or holding company for "donations" for Ysabel's surgery. The more companies they have, the more tax write-offs they get. Remember Janelle telling Robyn that her SWC joo'ry business was a hobby?  After 3 years of expenses that eat up all of the money earned (net income and taxes = $0), the IRS considers it to be a hobby and expenses can no longer be written off. So it is time to invent a new company to get more write-offs for their travel expenses, phone costs, office supplies, partial use of house as an office, etc.

*Ahem*

WHY DON'T THEY ALL JUST GET REAL JOBS AND STOP INVENTING THESE STUPID USELESS NO TALENT HAVING NO RESEARCH NEEDING POINTLESS BUSINESSES THAT AREN'T EVEN RILL AND THE WEBSITES HAVE BEEN OFFLINE FOR THREE YEARS AND THE CLOTHES THEY SELL ARE FLAMMABLE AND HAVE DEMONIC CHIHUAHUA PRINTS ARRRRGHHGHGHGH??/&$$%^$&())

Carry on.

[Twopper]

On 3/24/2021 at 9:50 PM, deirdra said:

It is probably a tax shelter or holding company for "donations" for Ysabel's surgery. The more companies they have, the more tax write-offs they get. Remember Janelle telling Robyn that her SWC joo'ry business was a hobby?  After 3 years of expenses that eat up all of the money earned (net income and taxes = $0), the IRS considers it to be a hobby and expenses can no longer be written off. So it is time to invent a new company to get more write-offs for their travel expenses, phone costs, office supplies, partial use of house as an office, etc.

Yeah, at that fakey presentation to the "capital venture group" I think it was Janelle who said their first year had sales of $45k and the following years sales were $180k.  And I am shouting at my tv "what was the cost of goods sold?'   I bet each of them claimed a home office, too.  There is a couch scene in one episode (I think the one where Christine's mom moves in) where all four of them say they work the same hours.  Christine is annoyed that Robyn has a relative as a live-in nanny so Christine is never asked to care for Solomon.  (Christine says "Robyn's kids" but I rilly think she only meant the baby).

[ginger90]

3 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNQTg9vBc1v/?hl=en

[Twopper]

12 hours ago, ginger90 said:

3 pictures:

where is this?  Doesn't look like Flagstaff in early April.

There is an episode where Christine is wearing a sweater like one I have!!!!   Don't worry, because it is before she and Meri started selling the Lulurags stuff and after they quit wearing the little house on the prairie clothes, although I think the clothes the Wilders had were better looking than almost all  of the outfits the Brown women chose.

I think it is ep 3 or 4 of season 10 where they go for the first visit to the bridal store with Maddie.  When they do the scenes on the couch Christine is wearing a gray sweater with diamond shapes running down the front.   My daughter gave me this sweater for Christmas in 2008 or 2009, I think.   I know I had it before 2010, because I remember wearing it at a place I haven't been since the summer of 2010. 

[ginger90]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

where is this?  Doesn't look like Flagstaff in early April.

I assume she’s still at Mykelti’s. 

[itsadryheat]

3 hours ago, Twopper said:

where is this?  Doesn't look like Flagstaff in early April.

website on barrier:  /www.sgcity.org

St. George

[Twopper]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I assume she’s still at Mykelti’s.

 

1 hour ago, itsadryheat said:

website on barrier:  /www.sgcity.org

St. George

I always miss the details.  Like an episode is supposedly in April but the calendar says March.  I did pick up on the tomatoes at Janelle's not being in season when COVID first broke out. 

It just seems a bit early to be playing in water already, but maybe I am getting old and more cold natured.  Or maybe it is just that after a cold snowy winter in Flagstaff, it just seems like summer to Truly.  I have no idea about St George weather.

[suomi]

That splash pad is in the Town Square Park on Main St in SG's historic district. It's next to a beautiful vintage carousel and the children's museum.

The month of March brought warm days in the usual 70s and the high today will be 83.

[itsadryheat]

This show is more fun looking for inconsistencies, an adult Where's Waldo. 

[monagatuna]

I finally watched the wedding one where she sang. Holy cow. It's okay to not be good at singing. You can just not sing, honey.

[NoWhammies]

11 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

I finally watched the wedding one where she sang. Holy cow. It's okay to not be good at singing. You can just not sing, honey.

It was not good. I am a terrible singer. I know I am a terrible singer. Therefore, except for belting songs out in the car or when I'm cleaning my house, the only people I subject to my singingk are immediate family.

[monagatuna]

2 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

It was not good. I am a terrible singer. I know I am a terrible singer. Therefore, except for belting songs out in the car or when I'm cleaning my house, the only people I subject to my singingk are immediate family.

She mentioned that she "joke" sings. I don't know whose idea it was (TLC's) to make this poor woman sing, or how it came about that she does sing to herself sometimes (who doesn't?), but it was a horrible idea. She already sacrificed her ugly dress to make those ugly flowers (might have been for a different weddingk, who can tell these basic-ass weddingks apart), no need to sacrifice everyone's ears and sanity.

I'm an intermediate-level trained singer and I've spent decades tryingk to make sure I sing on-key. Even with tryingk, I couldn't get to the level of ear-shattering off-key that was. I'm far from perfect, and you have to go ugly sometimes just to get it all out there before you can start refiningk it. The time to go ugly is in studio practice with a trainer, not at your kid's weddingk! I'm guessingk her "coach" was an actor or acquaintance just for the show. All she did was nod and say "no no, you sounded GOOD!" Then she starts talking down to the guitarist--"that's too low! My voice is higher!"--you know, the guy who actually knows the notes. Maybe choose a key, Christine? Once you do, the guitarist will be able to play with you.

And that songk is not particularly hard to singk, if you're not tone-deaf. You don't have to go a full octave over a male singer just because you're a woman. You can singk in the same range. Even if you choose a different key.

It reminds me of a duet I did years ago. I think my partner got distracted or stage fright or something because she suddenly started goingk off tempo, slowing down to a pace that didn't make any sense at all, and the band was just tryingk to follow alongk while givingk each other questioningk looks. That poor guitarist deserved better.

[NoWhammies]

2 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

It reminds me of a duet I did years ago. I think my partner got distracted or stage fright or something because she suddenly started goingk off tempo, slowing down to a pace that didn't make any sense at all, and the band was just tryingk to follow alongk while givingk each other questioningk looks. That poor guitarist deserved better.

I have been said "poor guitarist" (albeit on the piano) before. Accompanying is not for wimps. 🙂

[MargeGunderson]

16 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

It was not good. I am a terrible singer. I know I am a terrible singer. Therefore, except for belting songs out in the car or when I'm cleaning my house, the only people I subject to my singingk are immediate family.

My late, great cat loved my singing. Loved it. That’s how I knew I was terrible. 

[deirdra]

2 hours ago, monagatuna said:

I finally watched the wedding one where she sang. Holy cow. It's okay to not be good at singing. You can just not sing, honey.

Her main problem was trying to sing in a key way too high for her voice.  During practice her accompanist mentioned this and IIRC suggested & played in a better key for her, but she wouldn't listen.  He was right!  When singing a cappella, it is very helpful to have an instrument play the starting note.

[ReadMeLattice]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

Her main problem was trying to sing in a key way too high for her voice.  During practice her accompanist mentioned this and IIRC suggested & played in a better key for her, but she wouldn't listen.  He was right!  When singing a cappella, it is very helpful to have an instrument play the starting note.

Yes!! She had a fairly alto-sounding voice. That key was never going to work!!

[ginger90]

4 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaThOODI0c/?hl=en

[laurakaye]

19 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

4 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaThOODI0c/?hl=en

Aww, that last picture is a "I'm busy giving you a gift in my diaper" pic if I ever saw one!

Christine looks radiant as a grandma.  I wonder if having a grandbaby, and Meri losing her mother, might cause the seismic life shift these two women need in their lives to leave Kody and Robyn behind.  One can hope.

Edited April 8, 2021 by laurakaye

[xwordfanatik]

Christine is in her element.  I agree LK, she looks radiant.  

[Cetacean]

Can you imagine that poor kid's first vision of the world being his hairy gorilla of a father?  Scarred for life.

[NotinKansasanymore]

So who here thinks Christine is going to move to Utah to be closer to her children and grandchildren? 

[Gramto6]

7 hours ago, NotinKansasanymore said:

So who here thinks Christine is going to move to Utah to be closer to her children and grandchildren? 

I think chances are getting better and better as time goes on. Personally I hope she can do it sooner than later...

[Olliesmom]

On 4/13/2021 at 10:15 PM, Gramto6 said:

I think chances are getting better and better as time goes on. Personally I hope she can do it sooner than later...

I don’t think she is going anywhere.

[Gramto6]

2 hours ago, Olliesmom said:

I don’t think she is going anywhere.

One can only hope she finally can break away...

[Kellyee]

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So who here thinks Christine is going to move to Utah to be closer to her children and grandchildren? 

Is Aspyn in Utah now too, or is she still in Las Vegas? Christine is really good with kids. 

Tony needs to brush his hair, or pull it back or cut it or something to make himself look less unkept. But the baby is super cute.

 

 

 

 

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Kellyee said:

Is Aspyn in Utah now too, or is she still in Las Vegas?

She lives in Utah.

[ginger90]

[Tuxcat]

20 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Does she do a lot of these? I know she does the Lulu thing. Does she do many of these other sponsored ads? For the # of followers they have (meri, Janelle, Christine) they could really make quite a bit of money in ads.

[Sandy W]

9 minutes ago, Tuxcat said:

Does she do a lot of these? I know she does the Lulu thing. Does she do many of these other sponsored ads? For the # of followers they have (meri, Janelle, Christine) they could really make quite a bit of money in ads.

This is not really a sponsored ad but yet another MLM, it's a way of life for them.  Use their infamy from the show to draw in a downline and get those worker bees to provide them with an income.

[Tuxcat]

2 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

This is not really a sponsored ad but yet another MLM, it's a way of life for them.  Use their infamy from the show to draw in a downline and get those worker bees to provide them with an income.

Good point. I should have looked more carefully. If I had I would have noticed the "join my team" part. Ugh.

[deirdra]

If Younique doesn't make a moisturizer, they should.  Or is that not unique enough?

[DakotaJustice]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I'm sorry, but that is an awful picture. She looks like a dude. 

[Twopper]

25 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

I'm sorry, but that is an awful picture. She looks like a dude. 

She looks like her mother.  She has fair skin and lives in a desert environment.  Probably never wore sunscreen.  She should take the cap off her head.   Sheeesh.   This would not entice me to buy that product.

[MargeGunderson]

So apparently she’s not successful enough with LuLaNo that she has to join another MLM. That should make people pause before joining any of her pyramid schemes “teams.”

[Irate Panda]

If she’s going to shill Christine should be shilling hair care products instead of this makeup. Her hair is probably her best feature.

[LilyD]

She did an amazing job with losing a lot of weight but OMG she has grown old! Those scenes where they gathered in a restaurant to discuss family dynamics...Well it shocked me. She looked at least 10 years older than the rest! And that make up ad doesn’t do her any favors (age wise)either if you ask me.

[NoWhammies]

1 hour ago, LilyD said:

She did an amazing job with losing a lot of weight but OMG she has grown old! Those scenes where they gathered in a restaurant to discuss family dynamics...Well it shocked me. She looked at least 10 years older than the rest! And that make up ad doesn’t do her any favors (age wise)either if you ask me.

She probably went thru menopause. That does shit to your skin. 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

8 hours ago, Twopper said:

She looks like her mother.  She has fair skin and lives in a desert environment.  Probably never wore sunscreen.  She should take the cap off her head.   Sheeesh.   This would not entice me to buy that product.

That is a hair band to pull your hair back to wash your face or apply makeup.  The only reason I know is I have one like it.  

 

I'm sure living out in Vegas and Arizona for 8 years has done her no favors.   The sun and dry weather are brutal to your skin unless you pamper it from a young age.

[Cetacean]

13 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I'm sorry, but that is an awful picture. She looks like a dude. 

She looks like somebody's Bubbe.  All she needs is one of those metal grocery carts the old ladies drag around behind them.