KaveDweller March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, ombelico said: Who goes to see a movie at a theater next door to where the Oscars are being held, while the Oscars are going on? This whole setup seems fishy. Tourists who were trying to get close enough to the theater to see some celebs? And who probably knew when there was a chance they'd end up on TV? 4 Link to comment
wallflower75 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Right about now, if I'm the costume design guy who's currently winning the JetSki contest, I'm thinking, "I shortened my speech for this crap??" 7 Link to comment
scarynikki12 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 I bet the Oscar audience is wishing they got the food too. I bet that’s why the ladies volunteered. 2 Link to comment
Misslindsey March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 This is going on way too long. Make it stop. 2 Link to comment
Amethyst March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Like last year, this skit gives me so much secondhand embarrassment. 6 Link to comment
thuganomics85 March 5, 2018 Author Share March 5, 2018 Only think I can think of now is that A Wrinkle in Time can't be that great if no one seems to give a shit about their screening being interrupted. Imagine if the Oscars was held weeks ago and they did this to a Black Panther screening. 2 Link to comment
jjj March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Just now, KaveDweller said: Tourists who were trying to get close enough to the theater to see some celebs? And who probably knew when there was a chance they'd end up on TV? I got the sense it was a free preview, also? 5 Link to comment
Calvada March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Kobe winning not a surprise - probably tons of Lakers' fans on the Academy rolls. Link to comment
kib March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 This bit. Obviously a deep state product placement for the AMC theater chain... WE'RE BEING MANIPULATED :) 2 Link to comment
TV Mercenary March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 This is such a waste of time and then the Oscar people want to whine about why no one watches and why no one sticks around long enough to watch the whole broadcast it's because of b******* like this that they keep trying to shove down our throats and this is not what we came for this is not why we're here to look at films which half of we probably weren't even that interested in any way and we stick around to watch some of our favorites lose hopefully graciously and then we go about our day but this night show shenanigan skit Antics that they keep pulling is so annoying and it makes me just want to turn the whole thing off so maybe Oscar's when you're ready to start listening to the people who still try to support you and watch this crap we're waiting. This is so awful like really awful and terrible like watching rich people go to a people zoo and throw chocolate treats into the cages at the lesser than us bunch housed there. So if these people really cared about the Oscars wouldn't they be at home watching at least the Oscars telecast instead of going to the movies or are these people just totally stunt people that they put into a movie theater and then have them prepare for this wondrous occasion of getting fake surprised by a bunch of celebrities who should instead be at the Oscars themselves so we can all get through this f*cking sh*t homb as fast as possible but no let's not do that let's just keep beating a dead horse and then stab it with tiny ice picks to finish it off. 5 Link to comment
scarynikki12 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Tiffany! Girl crush times a million. 5 Link to comment
mtlchick March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Tiffany Haddish is wearing the Alexander McQueen dress from ALL of her events and made of point of saying on SNL...wearing that dress. You go, Groupon Queen! 17 Link to comment
jjj March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Oh, the shoes are so beautiful, and SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!! 2 Link to comment
Petunia13 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Somewhere Thing 1 & Thing 2 are looking at Maya Rudolph saying "Bitch stole our look!" 5 Link to comment
mariah23 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Just now, Misslindsey said: Is Maya wearing a Snuggie? Please don’t tell me she’s pregnant again! 1 Link to comment
Calvada March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Can't figure out if Maya Rudolph just left choir practice or has joined a cult. 8 Link to comment
ombelico March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Maya Rudolph looks like something out of The Handmaid's Tale. 9 Link to comment
absnow54 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Tiffany is wearing the dress again. Yes! 12 Link to comment
wonderwoman March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 (edited) the show ALWAYS runs late. so can someone explain why -- why, why -- they insist on running this bullshit? Edited March 5, 2018 by wonderwoman 4 Link to comment
ShadowHunter March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 It was cute seeing Mark and Gal shake hands and meet. That was a Luke/Wonder Woman moment. 10 Link to comment
Minneapple March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Just now, absnow54 said: Tiffany is wearing the dress again. Yes! I cracked up seeing that she wore the dress again. I love her! 4 Link to comment
sally-can-wait March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 I love Tiffany Haddish fangirling over Meryl. Hee. 4 Link to comment
SnoGirl March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Tiffany fangirling Meryl! Gah, that was a true fangirl moment right there.... 2 Link to comment
absnow54 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Guillermo is guaranteed the Oscar after distributing a six foot sub, right? 4 Link to comment
Sugar March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Holy shit, Tiffany Haddish is incredibly annoying. I haven't seen Girls Trip or anything else she's been in, but based on what I've seen of her on the carpet and now presenting, HARD PASS. I'm watching with my best friend on the phone (who is black), and she just said "well, that set black women back about 20 years" after her shtick with Maya. YMMV, obviously. 4 Link to comment
vb68 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Tiffany is adorable. I'm genuinely happy for her success. 17 Link to comment
scarynikki12 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Holy shit!!! Again I loved all the shorts but this was so lovely. Mindy moved me to tears and she speaks through her art wonderfully. Her sculpture of her therapist showed so much love and kindness. 4 Link to comment
SnoGirl March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 I might have just become a Tiffany fangirl. She is HILARIOUS. Can she host next year? 11 Link to comment
kib March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, wonderwoman said: the show ALWAYS runs late. so can someone explain why -- why why -- they insist on running this bullshit? It's in the script? (Maybe they thought the Oscar recipients would really buy into the time-saving Jet Ski giveaway and they'd have time on their hands...) Edited March 5, 2018 by kib 1 Link to comment
mtlchick March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, SnoGirl said: Tiffany fangirling Meryl! Gah, that was a true fangirl moment right there.... "I want you to be my mama." 13 Link to comment
scarynikki12 March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The Silent Child was my favorite!!!!! Maybe the voters watched these shorts after all? 2 Link to comment
TV Mercenary March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 All this time already gone and we still have not gotten to the Montage of the Blessed stars that we lost last year and of course they're going to rush through that and barely give it any of the attention that it deserves because a lot of those actors and actresses were real class and real dignity and were in some of the best films ever produced but they're going to get a short ass flash across the screen so that we can watch Fame seekers in a fake movie theater meet uncomfortable actors and actresses probably wondering where their bodyguards are. 6 Link to comment
Browncoat March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 His film might be the best thing since sliced bread, but I can't with him because of the manbun. 1 Link to comment
Eureka March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 I think the woman who just won for The Silent Child was on Switched at Birth. 1 Link to comment
Ms Lark March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, absnow54 said: Guillermo is guaranteed the Oscar after distributing a six foot sub, right? All I could think is how much mayo is he getting on his tux? 1 Link to comment
SnoGirl March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 She’s signing! Wow, I absolutely love that. 10 Link to comment
sally-can-wait March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 (edited) How nervous are the producers for giving Dave Chappelle an open mic? Edited March 5, 2018 by double-elvis 1 Link to comment
KaveDweller March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Eureka said: I think the woman who just won for The Silent Child was on Switched at Birth. I thought the same thing, but I don't remember the characters name (or the name they announced) to check. Link to comment
Zanne March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 (edited) I need a link to the Overlook Hotel commercial. I went to get some dinner, was gone only a few minutes, and I missed it! Tag-nabbit! I've looked, but haven't found anything on-line, yet. ETA: Finally found it! Sadly, I missed the call window. Edited March 5, 2018 by Zanne 2 Link to comment
kib March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Chapelle cleans up real nice. Great comments. 3 Link to comment
topanga March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Oh, God. Common. Why does he bother me so? Why is he in everything? 1 Link to comment
TV Mercenary March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Playing off the people who came up with a great project that brings light and attention to a real disability and problem in the world and they get played off but we get stupid skits the whole f*cking time I hate this b******* I really do. I feel like Dave Chappelle might be one of the greatest host the Oscars would ever have but I also feel like he would also destroy the Oscars and it would never recover and they will never take that risk. 5 Link to comment
thuganomics85 March 5, 2018 Author Share March 5, 2018 Dave Chappelle was surprisingly by the numbers here. So, I guess this means they're saving The Greatest Showman performance for last. No surprise there. Link to comment
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