Maddie Brown: Seeking a One-Woman Man

[ginger90]

[ginger90]

[deirdra]

Does she just sit back and let them fight?!?  Rather than parenting them so that they learn how to resolve things without much/any fighting.  

Edited May 16, 2021 by deirdra

[Dustbunny]

She's too busy shilling PLEXUS to parent her kids about fighting.

She hopped on IG LIVE to say that her mom was having technical problems then she proceeded to *cough* *hack* *Sniffle* and SWEAT like someone who is on deaths door while telling everyone how great Plexus is and how they'll feel great once they climb onboard and start drinking the pink drink.

Honestly Maddie looked so unhealthy, her eyes were red, she was sweaty, sick, kept picking at her hair and face and coughing/hacking throughout.

She informed us that Axel only pooped once a week and it was so acidic that it burned his bum raw but Plexus fixed him and now he poops like a normal kid. 😫

Janelle couldn't get her connection to work properly so she was a big pink blob  😂

[laurakaye]

Gee golly!  Sign me up for a year's worth of Plexus, pleeze!  Why yes I will pay extra $$ to have it overnighted!  Can't wait to try!!!  Will I look as pretty as Maddie??  Can Janelle autograph my shaker bottle????

The levels of floundering stupidity these people can reach never ceases to amaze.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

16 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

She's too busy shilling PLEXUS to parent her kids about fighting.

She hopped on IG LIVE to say that her mom was having technical problems then she proceeded to *cough* *hack* *Sniffle* and SWEAT like someone who is on deaths door while telling everyone how great Plexus is and how they'll feel great once they climb onboard and start drinking the pink drink.

Honestly Maddie looked so unhealthy, her eyes were red, she was sweaty, sick, kept picking at her hair and face and coughing/hacking throughout.

She informed us that Axel only pooped once a week and it was so acidic that it burned his bum raw but Plexus fixed him and now he poops like a normal kid. 😫

Janelle couldn't get her connection to work properly so she was a big pink blob  😂

Maybe feeding children real food and not processed junk would help their bowl movements.  If you child has that problem, more vegetables, fruit's light on the starchy foods and lean protein.  Daily oatmeal without added sugar, use a little maple syrup or honey.  90% of what we drink should be water and yes most children need more water than they drink.  Growing up anything other than tea or water was a treat for us.

[iwantcookies]

3 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

Maybe feeding children real food and not processed junk would help their bowl movements.  If you child has that problem, more vegetables, fruit's light on the starchy foods and lean protein.  Daily oatmeal without added sugar, use a little maple syrup or honey.  90% of what we drink should be water and yes most children need more water than they drink.  Growing up anything other than tea or water was a treat for us.

See you are using common sense. Maddie is looking for a quick fix... Plexus isn’t it.

 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

9 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

See you are using common sense. Maddie is looking for a quick fix... Plexus isn’t it.

 

True.  I grew up with a garden so we did have some fresh vegetables and some fruit.  Despite that my parents had a hard time getting my sister to eat them.  So she was sometimes afflicted with chronic constipation.  We often had oatmeal and prune juice for breakfast. Yuck.  Even though I like both now.  She also didn't like drinking plain water, which can go a long way to helping the problem.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

Maybe feeding children real food and not processed junk would help their bowl movements.  If you child has that problem, more vegetables, fruit's light on the starchy foods and lean protein.  Daily oatmeal without added sugar, use a little maple syrup or honey.  90% of what we drink should be water and yes most children need more water than they drink.  Growing up anything other than tea or water was a treat for us.

This!  Just my opinion but Axel doesn’t look like a particularly healthy child, his hair looks lifeless and dry, I know he’s naturally pale but his complexion doesn’t have a youthful glow and during the IG LIVE she went on about Axel having a bunch of blood tests done because he was having issues and problems with his internal organs (I think she said kidneys, liver) but then she found Plexus and it fixed everything. 🙄

(It crossed my mind that maybe it was all BS and she played up Axel’s health problems as part of the Plexus sales pitch)

 

On 5/15/2021 at 12:26 PM, ginger90 said:

she’s always complained about his temper and acting out and I think it’s still a problem because that post sounds like the same thing but toned down from her previous habit of sharing too much while exasperated by his outbursts... poor kid it’s hard to be happy, content and play when you’re constipated, guts churning and eventually having acid poop that burns your butt raw.

I watched Maddies IG LIVE and as Dustbunny said she looked awful, the thing that really got me was the excessive sweating and continuous picking and scratching her hair and face... maybe it’s just allergies, nerves or the flu but it definitely didn’t entice me to buy her magic pink drink. 
I really wish Maddie would stop giving her children Plexus because who knows what damage it could be doing to a child who already had health issues.

[laurakaye]

16 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I watched Maddies IG LIVE and as Dustbunny said she looked awful, the thing that really got me was the excessive sweating and continuous picking and scratching her hair and face.

I was wondering if she possibly had Covid and was trying to cure it with Plexus, since it fixes everything.

[Sandy W]

17 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

 

I really wish Maddie would stop giving her children Plexus because who knows what damage it could be doing to a child who already had health issues.

It makes you wonder if Maddie consulted with Axel's doctor regarding his digestive issues before self-prescribing him Plexus.  Maddie seems to cop the attitude that these are her kids and she knows what's best for them.  It would take a strong authority figure to dissuade her otherwise, it certainly wouldn't be Janelle as she too has hopped aboard the pink drink train.

It makes me hope that out of curiosity someone from her pediatricians office follows Maddie's blurbs and alerts the doctor.

[DakotaJustice]

4 hours ago, Sandy W said:

It makes you wonder if Maddie consulted with Axel's doctor regarding his digestive issues before self-prescribing him Plexus.  Maddie seems to cop the attitude that these are her kids and she knows what's best for them.  It would take a strong authority figure to dissuade her otherwise, it certainly wouldn't be Janelle as she too has hopped aboard the pink drink train.

It makes me hope that out of curiosity someone from her pediatricians office follows Maddie's blurbs and alerts the doctor.

If she has one. 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

On 5/26/2021 at 10:15 PM, Dustbunny said:

She hopped on IG LIVE to say that her mom was having technical problems then she proceeded to *cough* *hack* *Sniffle* and SWEAT like someone who is on deaths door while telling everyone how great Plexus is and how they'll feel great once they climb onboard and start drinking the pink drink.

I'm sure as busy as she stays, she is burning the candle at both ends.  Plexus isn't going to help that much.

Unlike me who just made a health pink drink,  fresh strawberries, lime juice, ice and a generous serving of light rum.  🤣

[ginger90]

[Joan of Argh]

Awwww Axel looks so cute and so proud of his cool new hairdo 😊

[CouchTater]

He looks like a different little guy without that shaggy mop on his head.  Very handsome.

[LilyD]

On 5/27/2021 at 5:15 AM, Dustbunny said:

Honestly Maddie looked so unhealthy, her eyes were red, she was sweaty, sick, kept picking at her hair and face and coughing/hacking throughout.

I recently heard about that awesome stuff that can literally cure everything. What was it again? Oh yeah, Plexus! Could someone suggest this to her? I'm sure she can get a discount. Oh wait...she's got a cupboard full? Maybe it doesn't work that well after all🤔

 

[jojo3couleurs]

On 5/29/2021 at 7:44 PM, CouchTater said:

He looks like a different little guy without that shaggy mop on his head.  Very handsome.

don't forget the smile!  makes wonders to a face!

[iwantcookies]

Maybe Plexus caused Maddie to look/be ill 😷

🤧 

🤒 

[Teafortwo]

On 5/29/2021 at 7:44 PM, CouchTater said:

He looks like a different little guy without that shaggy mop on his head.  Very handsome.

He went from Kody to Kutie! (He does have an echo of Kody in his looks.)

[ginger90]

[deirdra]

What are you waiting for? The magnetic ones work well & can be ordered online if this house is a rennel. Or buy one.  Or close the door and open the screened windows.

[DakotaJustice]

All I can see is every fly and mosquito entering the house and everyone in the family with bug bites. 

[CalicoKitty]

It is taking MONTHS for the screen door I ordered to arrive.  Everything takes so long to get.  I hope she has at least ordered the door.  I am so looking forward to getting mine.  However, I do not leave my door standing open.  Axle is old enough to learn to close the door behind him.  And I wouldn't be posting pictures about it, either.

[Joan of Argh]

Maddie is blabbering on about all the weight she’s lost on Plexus and pulling on her waist band to show how much..... I have stretch blue jeans that I can do the same thing with and I haven’t lost weight... they’re STRETCH blue jeans! 🤥

 

Edited June 3, 2021 by Joan of Argh
Pic added

[ginger90]

So, Maddie mentioned some things in her Instagram stories.

Axel only plays outside if the door is open, or if Maddie sits with him.

They are in the process of buying a house, and the inspection was being done yesterday.

She didn’t realize what a long process buying a house can be.

Is North  Carolina permanent? She says, yes, yes it is........for the foreseeable future.

🤦‍♀️

[Cetacean]

5 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Maddie is blabbering on about all the weight she’s lost on Plexus and pulling on her waist band to show how much..... I have stretch blue jeans that I can do the same thing with and I haven’t lost weight... they’re STRETCH blue jeans! 🤥

 

Exactly.  And they are obviously tight on the legs so who does she think she's kidding?  Oh, wait, her adoring fans.  They'll swallow anything - including pink poison.

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

They are in the process of buying a house, and the inspection was being done yesterday.

I don't know about the housing market in NC but this is a really tough time to buy a home most places.  The prices are insane.

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, Cetacean said:

Exactly.  And they are obviously tight on the legs so who does she think she's kidding?  Oh, wait, her adoring fans.  They'll swallow anything - including pink poison.

I don't know about the housing market in NC but this is a really tough time to buy a home most places.  The prices are insane.

Mother of the Year Janelle could have saved the day on both issues:

• Janelle would have shown a more dramatic weight loss with Plexus, if it actually worked and she followed through.  I don't recall seeing anything here that Maddie was ever dieting or concerned about her weight before, or that weight-loss was one of the miracle cures of the many that they shilled.  I guess that once they cured their entire family's "digestive issues," the weight just fell off. . . 
• Janelle also could have offered her insights on buying and selling homes, since she was (and may still be) a licensed realtor.  It sounds like Janelle and Savannah were in NC during an active phase of Maddie's home purchase.  At minimum, they all could have rewatched the Mariah It's-Not-Fair scene about the delay in Meri's closing on her Las Vegas McMansion to see the worst-case scenario.

[Irate Panda]

12 hours ago, ginger90 said:

She didn’t realize what a long process buying a house can be.

WHAT???  Isn’t that the premise of this entire show???  Or did she think monogamists get a house handed to them automatically at birth and Caleb had to break the news to her?

[CalicoKitty]

My guess is that will be staying in the area that they are in to be near the daughter's doctors.  (I can never remember how to spell her name because it is a "different" spelling).   I think she will need to be connected to her team of doctors for a very long time, and staying "local" would make sense--something unique for a Brown family member.

 

[deirdra]

Evangalynn Kodi Brush, though Maddie pronounces it as if it were spelled Evangilynn or Evanjalynn. The "creative" spelling would normally be pronounced Ee-van-gah-lynn, which is not pretty.  And I think she pronounces "Evie" as Eevie, not Evvie (like every Evelyn nickneamed Evie that I know).

Edited June 4, 2021 by deirdra

[Joan of Argh]

Maddie posted a Q&A on Instagram about Plexus

Maddie says that Plexus is NOT banned in Canada, Australia or any other countries and that it’s readily available for ordering. 🤔

Janelle posted that she’s only lost 5 lbs but she’s lost several inches. 

[deirdra]

25 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Maddie posted a Q&A on Instagram about Plexus

Maddie says that Plexus is NOT banned in Canada, Australia or any other countries and that it’s readily available for ordering. 🤔

Janelle posted that she’s only lost 5 lbs but she’s lost several inches. 

Plexus was banned in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. A foreign product alert was brought to the attention of all Canadians warning them about the Plexus Slim Accelerator capsules and the Plexus Slim Accelerator 3 Day Trial pack on February 7, 2014.

While Plexus is going through the process of obtaining approvals to do business in Canada, Health Canada allows Canadians to order Plexus products on a program called NFR ( click here for complete details from Health Canada). That translates to "Not-For-Resale." Here is what that means: You can order product for PERSONAL USE ONLY.

I guess this means Canadians can sign up (and pay fees?) to be Plexus Ambassadors but must consume their entire shipments themselves.

Despite Maddie's stretchy jeans waistband, she looks thick and lumpy above the waist.

[Joan of Argh]

36 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Plexus was banned in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. A foreign product alert was brought to the attention of all Canadians warning them about the Plexus Slim Accelerator capsules and the Plexus Slim Accelerator 3 Day Trial pack on February 7, 2014.

While Plexus is going through the process of obtaining approvals to do business in Canada, Health Canada allows Canadians to order Plexus products on a program called NFR ( click here for complete details from Health Canada). That translates to "Not-For-Resale." Here is what that means: You can order product for PERSONAL USE ONLY.

I guess this means Canadians can sign up (and pay fees?) to be Plexus Ambassadors but must consume their entire shipments themselves.

Despite Maddie's stretchy jeans waistband, she looks thick and lumpy above the waist.

Thanks for the details I didn’t know the particulars but I was surprised to see Maddies Q&A saying it wasn’t banned.

Maddie has no conscience whatsoever ... she’s shilled several products that are total rip offs and even after it’s brought to her attention she just blocks you and continues to swindle her followers and she gets very bitchy and ugly when anyone questions her claims.

she’s a Brown through and through 👎🏻

[xwordfanatik]

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Thanks for the details I didn’t know the particulars but I was surprised to see Maddies Q&A saying it wasn’t banned.

Maddie has no conscience whatsoever ... she’s shilled several products that are total rip offs and even after it’s brought to her attention she just blocks you and continues to swindle her followers and she gets very bitchy and ugly when anyone questions her claims.

she’s a Brown through and through 👎🏻

Remember, once upon a time in LV, Maddie was Meri's main helper with her LuLaCrap, so it figures!  Double 👎👎

Bitchy is their game.  I can't think why anyone buys whatever they sell.  

[iwantcookies]

Anyone that buys Plexus hoping for a fast lose weight miracle is a delusional fool. I blame the people who buy it/consume it. 
 

 

Jenelle lost several inches of dignity... not fat.

Edited June 4, 2021 by iwantcookies

[ginger90]

[CalicoKitty]

17 hours ago, deirdra said:

Evangalynn Kodi Brush, though Maddie pronounces it as if it were spelled Evangilynn or Evanjalynn. The "creative" spelling would normally be pronounced Ee-van-gah-lynn, which is not pretty.  And I think she pronounces "Evie" as Eevie, not Evvie (like every Evelyn nickneamed Evie that I know).

Thanks.  I just can't get past the "Evangalynn" spelling.  That is Ee-van-guh-lyn, and that poor kid will be correcting people all her life.  

[Sandy W]

20 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

Thanks.  I just can't get past the "Evangalynn" spelling.  That is Ee-van-guh-lyn, and that poor kid will be correcting people all her life.  

Didn't Maddie say that the name was a compendium of several family names?  I thought she said that the G was to pay homage to Janelle, but she may have meant Genielle Brown, Kody's mother. 

[CalicoKitty]

2 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

Didn't Maddie say that the name was a compendium of several family names?  I thought she said that the G was to pay homage to Janelle, but she may have meant Genielle Brown, Kody's mother. 

It's nice to think of family members, but you need to think of the kid that gets the name, too.  Having a name will constantly be mispronounced, or people thinking her parents didn't know how to spell, is not a great idea, in my opinion.  Spell the name in a way that people can pronounce correctly, and give her two middle names to honor family members.  (My mother and all of her siblings had two middle names).  But, parents have the right to name their own children what ever they want.  In this case, I just don't think it came out as clever as the parents thought it would.

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, CalicoKitty said:

It's nice to think of family members, but you need to think of the kid that gets the name, too.  Having a name will constantly be mispronounced, or people thinking her parents didn't know how to spell, is not a great idea, in my opinion.  Spell the name in a way that people can pronounce correctly, and give her two middle names to honor family members.  (My mother and all of her siblings had two middle names).  But, parents have the right to name their own children what ever they want.  In this case, I just don't think it came out as clever as the parents thought it would.

I agree.  My late older sister had both grandmother's first names as middle names.  I guess they thought that number 2 and final kid (me) might be a boy.  

That is the weirdest way to spell that name, based on the way it's to be pronounced.  I also fill that Kodi as a middle name was just a way to suck up to Kootie, as Caleb has always been his favorite SIL and man-crush.  Maddie is still wanting to be daddy's favorite daughter.  She'll never achieve that.  Areola will get that honor.

[Cetacean]

1 hour ago, CalicoKitty said:

It's nice to think of family members, but you need to think of the kid that gets the name, too. 

Absolutely.  Parent are just stupid, selfish, or suck ups to saddle a kid with a name that will cause lifelong issues.  Concern for your child should come first.

I worked as an ER nurse for most of my career and saw some doozies.  One poor kid was named Placenta because mom thought that sounded pretty.  And then here was poor little Diarrhea.  Her mother pronounced it Dairy-ah but can you only imagine the bullying those kids had to endure?

[Joan of Argh]

4 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Didn't Maddie say that the name was a compendium of several family names?  I thought she said that the G was to pay homage to Janelle, but she may have meant Genielle Brown, Kody's mother. 

If all I got was a single “G” as my homage I think I’d tell them to stick it where the sun don’t shine and spell the kids name properly 👎🏻

[deirdra]

When I was a kid my older sister named our dog Candida, intending that she'd be "Candy" for short but needed a formal-sounding full name.  My parents named me after my older sister's imaginary friend who lived behind the stove, but my sister preferred the imaginary friend.  My parents chose my younger siblings' names without consulting her.

Edited June 5, 2021 by deirdra

[Gramto6]

When I was pregnant with my first child, a son, I wanted to call him Jason, just liked the name. My then Dh was totally against it as there was another boy in the cul-de-sac named Jason and someone else's dog was named Jason... He said it is wrong if I call my son 2 boys and a dog come running!!! LOL! Named him Timothy Scott L. So proud of him now, he's 50 and a fire battalion chief in a major CA city, 3 daughters in college. Later on through the pre school system etc, it seemed boys named Jason had many problems... don't know if that is true but the several we came in contact were trouble... it is a great obligation to think about the name you give your child and how it will influence their life.

2 years later my DD was born she was given her  2 of  her great grandmother's names which to this day she doesn't like Jennifer Ann. She is Jen to this day and an Acting Police Chief in another major Nor Cal  city.

Hopefully EvieK and even Axel can end up choosing what name they want to be called by as an adult. They have that right despite any stupidity their parents used in naming.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

18 minutes ago, Gramto6 said:

When I was pregnant with my first child, a son, I wanted to call him Jason, just liked the name. My then Dh was totally against it as there was another boy in the cul-de-sac named Jason and someone else's dog was named Jason... He said it is wrong if I call my son 2 boys and a dog come running!!! LOL! Named him Timothy Scott L. So proud of him now, he's 50 and a fire battalion chief in a major CA city, 3 daughters in college. Later on through the pre school system etc, it seemed boys named Jason had many problems... don't know if that is true but the several we came in contact were trouble... it is a great obligation to think about the name you give your child and how it will influence their life.

2 years later my DD was born she was given her  2 of  her great grandmother's names which to this day she doesn't like Jennifer Ann. She is Jen to this day and an Acting Police Chief in another major Nor Cal  city.

Hopefully EvieK and even Axel can end up choosing what name they want to be called by as an adult. They have that right despite any stupidity their parents used in naming.

Can't remember where I read it, but that you should imagine your child as a 65+ year old person.  How would that name suit an older person?  It might be cute for a baby/small child, but not really for someone who wants to be taken seriously.

This is why some countries have an approved list of names that you can name your child.  If it's not on the list, you can't use it without approval.  If you don't pick an approved name, your child ends up being called girl or boy.  Or baby girl or baby boy, until you name them.  I think we need this here.

My ex-niece in law gave her daughter a beautiful name which is spelled  most of the time with seven letter.  She gave her the most asinine spelling of the name with about 13 or 14 letters.  It took the poor child several years to learn/remember the proper spelling of her name.

I guess some people want their children to have Younique names.  Yes I think that has been used as a name also.

[Joan of Argh]

my mom was the sweetest lady and I loved her dearly ❤️ but she had crazy ideas about names, our last name was Johnson and my mom wanted to call my brother Jesse James Johnson but thank goodness my dad put his foot down and said “No”.....I thought that was hilarious until I found out that when I was born she wanted to name me Della Street Johnson after the character “Della Street” on the Perry Mason TV show but again my dad stepped in and said “No”  😂

thank goodness for my daddy ❤️😋

[deirdra]

I have cousins named Glenn Miller and Nelson Eddy after the musician and singer/actor.

[Sandy W]

6 minutes ago, deirdra said:

I have cousins named Glenn Miller and Nelson Eddy after the musician and singer/actor.

My mother had cousins from one family, Emma-Jean, Betty-Jean and Jeanette.  In keeping with tradition, they named their daughters Peggy-Jean, another Betty-Jean and Jean.

[Teafortwo]

On 6/2/2021 at 7:36 PM, CalicoKitty said:

It is taking MONTHS for the screen door I ordered to arrive.  Everything takes so long to get.  I hope she has at least ordered the door.  I am so looking forward to getting mine.  However, I do not leave my door standing open.  Axle is old enough to learn to close the door behind him.  And I wouldn't be posting pictures about it, either.

I've heard that there is an aluminum shortage due to covid and possibly other factors. There's also a shortage of components for computer chips. So cars cost more etc