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The one thing I desperately want Kristina to do is slap the shit out of Kiki.

 

If only! However she will be forced to love her. But shh! Do not speak the name of the fiend! Otherwise she shall appear!

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Shut up, Morgan, leave poor stupid TJ alone, he doesn't owe you or your father anything.TJ did get kidnapped because he is living with Sonny.

 

 

No sympathy for TJ here.  He wanted to be a part of Sonny's world, then kidnapping, murder and dealing with his crazy ass son, Fredo. is a part of the deal.

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That reminds me - are Scotty and Bobbie still together?  Or, like most of their relationship up-and-downs, did they break up off-screen?

Who knows if their still togethr since it mostly consists of happening offscreen.Plus we know how much the network hates paying the vets unles its to prop there pets.Not that I would be interested but kinda weird Bobbie wasn;t around to support carly.

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I got some Coven scenes so I won't complain.

 

I'm lying.

 

Where are the horse tranquilizers for Morgan? Don't people with bipolar gradually start showing symptoms? *Adult* Morgan has been reckless and impulsive but not enough to suggest him having a mental illness. Now in the span of two weeks he starts acting like he needs to be sedated. 

 

Val is just...what is wrong with her? Why can't she have the decency to not make weird faces every time Dante is affectionate with his wife.

 

Yay!!! someone (probably) stole the recording. Of course Scott wasn't smart enough to put his $5 million meal ticket somewhere safe. 

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If she stayed, who could she possibly be paired with?  She's family with all the males in her age cohort.

 

Lack of a possible pairing hasn't stopped TPTB before now. I'm not sure who was more responsible for bringing on all these characters and then wasting the actors-but with RC now gone, I guess we're about to find out.

I vote it's mostly Frank, since a head writer can't hire or fire someone. Either way, there are people being wasted already on canvas. I can't believe Ric and Scott are propping Ava, though I kinda do like the idea of Scava making people in town suffer. I have a list of potential victims, if they need it.

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Aside from the Coven scenes, the best part was when, during the Sonnypalooza Loveathon, Danny Trejo kept interrupting them, telling them to shut up, and slamming his machete into the ---

Oh, wait. Those were commercials.

Goddammit....

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Dillon.

 

I was wondering if it was going to turn out that the girl who cheated on Dillon and the guy who Kristina just broke up with in LA were one and the same.

from SOD

 

"Actor who plays Milo is leaving because the actor is relocating to Ohio"

 

Well isn't that a shame.

 

Speaking of, he was not only randomly on-screen today, but back in the mob!  Mob for everyone!

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I mean...I just can't keep doing this to myself. This show is such fuckery I just...can't.

 

 

If it's any consolation, this is official GH t-shirt™ worthy!

 

The rest of your post I would like to turn into a powerpoint presentation for ABC Daytime.

 

"Actor who plays Milo is leaving because the actor is relocating to Ohio"

 

Problem No. 63 is solved.  Does he have guest rooms for Stafford and Howarth?

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My oh my with all the Sonny love flying around the show it's like Christmas came early. In hell. Way, way, deep, deep, deep down in hell. Like the recesses of hell, the area that even Satan himself knows is just far too sketchy to risk roaming around.

 

So Michael cuddles up to "Daddy" and hand waves and bye bye bygones their "issues" by stating that they both "screwed up". No. No, you imbecilic. worthless little jackass.

 

That greasy, self serving, smug, cocky son of a bitch you've gone back to calling "Dad" did not "screw up", he committed murder! First degree murder of an innocent, not to mention unarmed, man in cold blood and then attempted to cover it up like the slimy coward he is and always has been and will be from the look of it.

 

And on that note all his goddamn kids can just jump off a cliff with all their Sonny sympathizing and making excuses for and acting as if he is just the bestest Daddy in all the universe when he isn't shooting you point blank in the chest, or "accidentally" almost blowing your ass up with a bomb, or getting you assaulted, kidnapped, and nearly murdered since birth, when not generally ignoring your existence (hey there weak girl child he totally forget about until you came wandering into his hospital room) until you can be of some use to him, aka meaning you can take the wrap for something he did or break the law for him so he can keep his hands "squeaky clean" of any wrongdoing and good luck if he remembers to get you some sort of legal representation while he's at it. Or maybe he'll just end up fucking your lover, getting her knocked up and then somehow remains your "best buddy for life" because you're a sad, sack without an ounce of self esteem, self worth, or self dignity.

 

Face it you little dumb-assess, your sperm donor is a criminal without a conscious who has murdered, used, abused, threatened, and generally been an all around inexcusable leech on the earth and therefore is no better, and in many ways is actually worse, than most other two bit gangsters such as himself who weren't hugged enough and told what a "special little boy you are" by their Mummies and Daddies and therefore turned to a life of crime where they intended to make everyone else their victim/s for life as if that makes them important or useful or worth a general two shits of anyone else's time or attention. 

 

I watch this show for the first time live in over two weeks and this episode is what greeted me and my blood pressure rose about thirty points before the first two minutes in. And on that note I just want someone to slap that annoying twit Molly right across the face and how and as many times as possible. 

 

I mean...I just can't keep doing this to myself. This show is such fuckery I just...can't.

 

This should be engraved on a plaque or something denoting its fabulousness.

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TJ's t-shirt is not helping his cause here. 

 

Even in fast forward I was like the fuck at that shirt. TJ sucks in every way.

 

I fast forwarded so much of this episode because I can not watch Michael and Kristina prop Sonny. I just can't. I already have enough rage in my heart, I don't need any more.

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If it's any consolation, this is official GH t-shirt™ worthy!

 

The rest of your post I would like to turn into a powerpoint presentation for ABC Daytime.

 

 

 

 

I swear I'm no longer foaming at the mouth...maybe.

 

 

This should be engraved on a plaque or something denoting its fabulousness.

 

 

Can it be made large enough to drop on top of Ron's condo? I'll even pay for the crane myself.

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Ava's finally free (for the moment anyway) and we got the Coven for a whole five minutes! I mean sure, it sucked once she left and went to go praise Sonny at his bedside, but I just adore the "family" chem of NLG/KeMo/LA/HP. It is truly my favorite of any family on this show. That whole "your dad shot my dad?" thing was really weird though. I swear, this show has absolutely no branches on its trees.

 

The rest of the show, for the record, was awful.

 

Giving my STFU for today's episode to Michael. I never cared about him to begin with, but the idea that he's now apologizing, and just glorifying this thug murderer who killed his dad is gross on so many levels. We both made mistakes? Get the eff out of here, you idiot. And considering your brother, that's really saying something.

 

I'm leaving town tomorrow, so sadly I won't get to see the fallout of the UCG that is sure to occur when Morgan tries to kill Julian. Good luck with that.

 

I really want to walk up to the face of whoever at the network thinks that everyone wants to see Let's Talk About Sonny, and praise his name and tell them what a complete failure they are.

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Congratulations, CPP83.  We're absolutely not going to top "..it's like Christmas came early. In hell."  Everybody circling the wagons around Sonny--even with CD, LW, and now Lexi Ainsworth turning in decent-to-really-good acting--is just that much of a frustrating, blazing hot mess.  Even with added Milo (hey, I like him) and crazy-ass Sonny going after Carlo...er, crazy-ass Morgan going after Julian.  And then we get Dante, even situationally, saying Sonny's criminal status is "irrelevant" and...I don't even know.  I think I had one of dubbel zout's rage blackouts.

 

Aside from the Coven scenes, the best part was when, during the Sonnypalooza Loveathon, Danny Trejo kept interrupting them, telling them to shut up, and slamming his machete into the ---

Oh, wait. Those were commercials.

Goddammit....

 

I would actually pay money if somebody started digitally inserting him Shia LaBoeuf-style into various episodes.  Hell, B&B probably could use him too.

 

Valerie, God bless her stupid hot self, needs to take a cue from Liv and Maddie and "slip on a size ten dose of dignity."  We all know it's not going to happen, and we know why, but still--girlfriend can't just keep looking all thirsty at Dante.

 

And Scott getting Judge "I can't even eyeroll at you people" Chua to dismiss Ava's case, in hindsight, really shouldn't have been punctuated by somebody inexplicably busting up his hotel room to get at the flashdrive.  Unless Julian somehow had it done, it makes negative sense.

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Ava, button your blouse so your bra and boobs aren't hanging out. You're in court, not luring Morgan to his doom.

 

I'm surprised Ric and Scott didn't get into a slap fight in court. 

 

Everything involving Valerie gives me a rage blackout.

 

LOL that Sonny never said Kristina's name. He probably can't remember it even though Carly said it two minutes earlier.

 

"It's been a hellish couple of months." Yeah, poor Sonny having to suffer for a few months when Michael won't see AJ again ever.

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If Sonny hands over the reins of his gummy bear mob to one of the Corinthii spawn, I want it to go to Krissy. I think that she is way smarter than any of her brothers. Or they could go the Empire route and have the boys compete for the title of Don, hell, even one of Luscious' sons is bi-polar. This show is so fond of ripping things off.

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"It's been a hellish couple of months." Yeah, poor Sonny having to suffer for a few months when Michael won't see AJ again ever.

 

Well, Mikey seems not to give a shit about seeing AJ again, either, now. Because Sonny needs his annual ass licking. Priorities!

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So Sonny is all good now? No threat of paralysis?

Another shooting that was an absolute waste of time. Oh wait they got to crap on AJ one more time and reduced his murder to a "mess up." Who knew it's all ok for someone to be killed because he had issues or was an alcoholic or perceived as weak or even its ok for someone outside the law to be judge and jury.

Rage blackout is an understatement.

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So Michael cuddles up to "Daddy" and hand waves and bye bye bygones their "issues

 

And on that note all his goddamn kids can just jump off a cliff with all their Sonny sympathizing and making excuses for and acting as if he is just the bestest Daddy in all the universe 

 

.And on that note I just want someone to slap that annoying twit Molly right across the face and how and as many times as possible. 

A) I'm going to fanwank, for now, Michael's behavior as taking a breath in the aftermath of fear and intense emotions surrounding him.  Sonny would be another loss for him after losing Dad #1 and Uncle Jason and also that Carly and Morgan would become dependent on him if Sonny bit it. Carly wants to be able to "count on" Michael (she doesn't go running to Jakeson for everything at the moment) and Morgan is...Morgan. Why would Michael ever want that kind of burden/responsibility after everything he's been through. Also, there's a part of him that accepts that Sonny is a monster and he's not going to change, no matter how much Sonny claims to love his kids.

 

B) Kristina's been away and probably thought he might die before she got to see him.There also may be an element of guilt that she wasn't with her brothers as a supportive family member when they had to make the decision - with Carly - about what to do the night before. And well, Morgan is truly just a moron.

 

C) I second that desire. Molly needs to shut it.

 

 

Can it be made large enough to drop on top of Ron's condo? 

Excellent idea.

 

P.S. to HeatLifer - You made me laugh re: directing Morgan to go after Patrick with the gun. I can think of a list of people I'd like to see accidentally get shot in the mouth by Morgan before he ever got to Patrick. And hopefully Morgan would trip on something and accidentally shoot himself in the mouth, too.

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P.S. to HeatLifer - You made me laugh re: directing Morgan to go after Patrick with the gun. I can think of a list of people I'd like to see accidentally get shot in the mouth by Morgan before he ever got to Patrick. And hopefully Morgan would trip on something and accidentally shoot himself in the mouth, too.

HA. He's first on my list. The longer Patrick is on this show, the longer I have to watch the writers continue to hand him Robin's family while he simultaneously shits on Robin's memory by not giving a shit.

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YES YES YES! Kristina/Lexi's back. And in one day, she's already performed better acting than half the people on this show in the past year. Naysayers can say what they will about her return, but she's an awesome young actor, which GH is in low supply of these days. It's funny that people are already speculating a romance for her, but I have to say, lookswise, Dillon/Kristina would be cute, but whether they would be compatible is a whole 'nother story. Besides, I'm still hoping her endgame is Ethan somewhere far, far down the line. 

 

I get the hate about everyone asskissing Sonny, but I have to say, Kristina's scene with him was beautiful. How far she's come with her father is heartwarming. This is a young woman who grew up thinking her father didn't want her, who entered and endured an abusive relationship because she didn't believe she was getting love from the most important man in her life. So for her to sit their and say that she's proud to be his daughter,...that's not only freaking incredible, but a testament to her character strength. No matter how you might personally feel about Sonny, or people absolving him of past sins,....this is so, so important for Kristina.

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Sonny can die in a fire asap.

I think I would prefer the scenario from the movie Ghost, where the guy (who now plays the president in Scandal) who arranged for Sam to be killed has a large broken window slice into his chest as it falls, and then Sam (in this case, preferably the spirit of AJ and alive Michael) watch as demons drag Sonny's dark soul to hell. With a fire, Sonny would just suffocate quickly. The window glass scenario is more fitting after all the people he's hurt, and leaving AJ to just bleed to death on the floor of the Jerome apartment. 

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I guess I missed Ava kissing Scott. She was excited, though. I really think she never thought she'd go free. She knows she doesn't have the entire town kissing her ass, unlike the other murdering mobster in town.

I thought I saw her kissing him on the cheek, but maybe it just looked like it.

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I haven't watched in a week because I don't think I'm strong enough to survive all the Sonny propping. Is Kristina worth it?

 

 

No.  I didn't even recognize her at first.  The actress playing Molly couldn't hide her face throughout the whole episode the fact that Kristina's return is going to translate into fewer minutes of screen time for Molly.  Scott, Ava, and the judge scenes were pretty good soap and quite a respite from Michael's [dead to me - adorned in a horrible colored t-shirt] return as the front pew at the choir of St. Sonny.  Valerie and Plywood and nuLulu and Dante were quite annoying.  Alexis was able to act happy for a second with her daughters.  Julian has nice abs.  So Michael is having some people talk to the five families about who might have shot Sonny.  Hmmm - maybe it's the family of the guy (probably Russian but the actor couldn't keep his accent straight) he shot in cold blood.  Milo (nice abs and a cutie to this viewer) is back and a reminder that nuLulu does have chemistry with some males - just not with Dante.  Milo also serves as a reminder of the incubation of Laura/Lucy's 'Deception' spa story-line that the RC/FV intentionally passed on in favor of puffing up a disgusting violent man and the support he gets from his immoral and disgusting family.

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I dunno...if you just watch, say,

 

  • the Carly bits from Monday's (?) episode;
  • Lucas's speech to Julian in Wednesday's episode;
  • the Kristina/Coven bits in yesterday's episode;
  • and maybe Scott/Ava from the past two episodes

 

you'd probably be okay.  The rest of it (minus detours to Liz's Big Fat Lie and thirsty-ass Valerie) is so far down on Sonny's jock it should be on Pornhub.

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If Sonny hands over the reins of his gummy bear mob to one of the Corinthii spawn, I want it to go to Krissy. I think that she is way smarter than any of her brothers. Or they could go the Empire route and have the boys compete for the title of Don, hell, even one of Luscious' sons is bi-polar. This show is so fond of ripping things off.

 

Carly is no Cookie. 

 

I haven't watched in a week because I don't think I'm strong enough to survive all the Sonny propping. Is Kristina worth it?

 

No. 

 

Part of me hopes that Michael is trolling everyone, that he arranged the hit, and is trying to get in close so that he can strike again soon.

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I did like seeing Alexis and her daughters, even though I'm not a fan of the tan and lighter hair combo either. It's like she was trying to make her skin and hair the same color.

Why do Kristina and Valerie have the same hair? One scene showed Krissy from the back and I thought it was Valerie.

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Did Lexi get implants while she was gone? I don't remember her having boobs last time she was on the show. And I also much prefer her dark brown hair. She's still very pretty and I'm glad to have her back, but the blonde doesnt' really suit her. Kind of makes her look 'generic.'

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Part of me hopes that Michael is trolling everyone, that he arranged the hit, and is trying to get in close so that he can strike again soon.

 

This would be SO amazing.

 

Did Lexi get implants while she was gone?

 

I believe so. They actually looked smaller than they did the last time I saw a pic of her though.

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