Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[thefog]

No one was there in the delivery room, no witnesses to whatever spin Kim and Kris want to put on the birth? Will it be spun to the public as an easy tranquil time or a agonizing, white knuckle affair with the doctor jamming his arm completely into womb to extract the placenta and save our Kimmy from an almost certain death by childbirth?

If there were no medical professionals in the delivery room for the birth, Kanye West would have just cause for a lawsuit against Cedars Sinai for negligence, lol.

 

Seriously, I am not sure where this even coming from? There was no spin when North was born.

Edited December 5, 2015 by escape

[GaT]

Congrats to her and Kanye, she had baby boy this morning.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/05/kim-kardashian-gives-birth-kanye-west-baby-boy/

"Kim just had a feeling he was coming early."

That's because her Glam Squad couldn't work on Christmas.

[BitterApple]

"Kim just had a feeling he was coming early."

That's because her Glam Squad couldn't work on Christmas.

Nor could her plastic surgeon...

[sunsheyen]

I'm bracing myself for the Baby West's name. My guesses are: Easton, Kanye Jr., Kade, Orion, Royal, King, Pharoah or something equally pretentious and fucked up.

I'm partial to Due.

[Shangrilala]

Some people don't want an audience when they give birth and if it's high risk delivery the hospital may not allow it. Kim is not Kourtney who just pulls out her own babies.

[GaT]

I'm partial to Due.

I kind of like Go.

[iwasish]

I believe she was pregnant, both times. Anything else she says I take with a big grain of salt. L

[nexxie]

I still say Donye Robert West - for obvious reasons.

[ms.o]

I'm going with Kimye!

[BitterApple]

I believe she was pregnant, both times. Anything else she says I take with a big grain of salt. L

I'm the same. I don't believe she used a surrogate because that would have been way too hard to pull off over the course of nine months. However I don't believe she had fertility issues or complications.

[kokapetl]

What's Kanye's religion? Jesus X Mohamed Süd West.

[GaT]

What's Kanye's religion? 

Kanye is his own God, he don't need no other religion

[truelovekiss]

Congratulations to Kim, Kanye and North on the new baby boy! I can't wait to see a picture and learn his name!

[nexxie]

I'm going with Kimye!

That really would be funny.

[WhosThatGirl]

Wild West or West West is my guess. 

[Joe Jitsu913]

I also wanted to add the name 'Roman' to my list of potential fucked up baby names list for little Baby West. Roman West.

[iwasish]

The only name Kim has said she likes is Easton. Supposedly Kanye doesn't like it. I wouldn't be shocked if they did name it Easton. He may acquiesce in lieu of a very expensive push gift. Or she'll manage to get both!!!

But his initials would be EW. Ewww!! So maybe they won't.

[Tunia]

I'm still going with Yeezus.

[BitterApple]

I think Easton would've have been a cooler name for a girl and North would've been better for a boy. Whatever they go with will be completely self-indulgent and tacky, so I'm not holding out much hope for a decent name.

[WhosThatGirl]

I think I will be more shocked if the name is an actual name. Like what if they do give this baby a normal name? 

Edited December 6, 2015 by WhosThatGirl

[sunsheyen]

I think I will be more shocked if the name is an actual name. Like what if they do give this baby a normal name?

Our heads would explode. E! would shut down. What would be even freakier would be a 'k' sounding name that was spelled with a C. Homage to step gramma Caitlyn for breaking the mold.

Wild West or West West is my guess.

I don't think Wilde would be too far out of the realm of possibility. Then Kanye could also bolster his pseudo intellectualism and claim connection to his English professor mother.

Kool Moe Dee could perform at his naming ceremony.

Edited December 6, 2015 by sunsheyen

[truelovekiss]

I think I will be more shocked if the name is an actual name. Like what if they do give this baby a normal name?

I would be shocked! Can you imagine little Michael West?

[howmanywords]

There was a story a while back either on TMZ or Radar about how Kim and Kanye were at odds over the name and that Kim purposely didnt want a joke name that would be paired with "West" because she knew people were expecting that and ready with the jokes. Up until a couple of days ago it was said they were still undecided on a name so it will be interesting. I keep seeing the middle name will be Robert though not sure though if that was reliable.

[iwasish]

I think she was denying that North would be named North right up to the end.

They could go towards some kind of tribute to one of Kanyes inspirations in fashion or design, or historical figure, perhaps a Greek or Roman god.

[iwasish]

New suggestions ... Radar or Harvey. Bruce is available too!!!

[WhosThatGirl]

I don't think Kayne would name his child after a designer because I'm pretty sure he considers himself to be the greatest designer of all. I hate that we're even sitting here, commenting on what the name is going to be. Like, normal people non celebrities don't do this.  I mean, they mean take a day to decide on a name, but it's nothing like this. And I get that celebrities do this to keep it private but I think kim and Kayne like making people guess. They want the show and the circus.   It reminds me of the show when the family was in the kitchen, and Kim was calling about the name and Khloe awesomely says, "I don't even know what my name is at this point anymore" or something and I laughed. 

Edited December 6, 2015 by WhosThatGirl

[JocelynCavanaugh]

One of the interstitial scenes on a recent episode flashed a shot of an LA city bus with "CITY WEST" as its destination. Normally I think of "City" as a *girl's* bullshit celebrity name but Kimye's son could probably pull it off.

[Cocoa Puff]

I also wanted to add the name 'Roman' to my list of potential fucked up baby names list for little Baby West. Roman West.

That's not horrible actually. I like it

[GaT]

I also wanted to add the name 'Roman' to my list of potential fucked up baby names list for little Baby West. Roman West.

Only they wouldn't name him "Roman" they would name him " Roamin' "

[iwasish]

I don't think Kayne would name his child after a designer because I'm pretty sure he considers himself to be the greatest designer of all. I hate that we're even sitting here, commenting on what the name is going to be. Like, normal people non celebrities don't do this. I mean, they mean take a day to decide on a name, but it's nothing like this. And I get that celebrities do this to keep it private but I think kim and Kayne like making people guess. They want the show and the circus. It reminds me of the show when the family was in the kitchen, and Kim was calling about the name and Khloe awesomely says, "I don't even know what my name is at this point anymore" or something and I laughed.

Yeah they wanted name her "North" with no last name.

[Maharincess]

Saint West.

Wow.

[peaceknit]

It takes a lot of hubris to give your child a name like that. Wow is right. These two are ghastly.

[iwasish]

Saint West.

Wow.

Will she call him "Sainty"  in that baby voice, like she calls Northy? 

 

I wonder why no one is using Robert, to honor their dad? Unless, they figure it Rob Jr's name to hand down. 

[peaceknit]

Maybe it's Saint Robert West, I dunno. Seems like they tried to imitate that broad St. Vincent.

Edited December 7, 2015 by peaceknit

[BitterApple]

I just can't. You really have to be a narcissist on steroids to name your kid Saint. North and Saint. Lord help those poor kids.

[Darknight]

Saint West....

[WhosThatGirl]

Oh, my god. Saint West.. wow. Wow. 

[Shangrilala]

Okay, so this family has:

 

The Lord.

Reign (although I actually kind of like Reign)

North (as in most high!  And in all honestly it's grown on me, and I like the nickname Nori)

And now...Saint.

Just name the next one God and be done with it.  

 

This one just SCREAMS Kanye.  I have no doubt he made this decision.

[Ljohnson1987]

Saint? What a horrible name. But it's Kimye, so I'm not shocked at all.

[howmanywords]

The baby still didn't have a name as of this morning and the hospital told them they wouldn't release Kim without a name going on the birth certificate. I now have zero doubt about the story that they've been at odds over a name and Saint just screams Kanye.

[hoosier80]

So if this kid does anything even remotely bad, endless 'punny' headlines.  Probably exactly what the two media whore parents love.  God help that poor little boy.  Actually, God help both of their kids.  

[BitterApple]

I agree this is all Kanye's doing. He seems like the type who acts like a spoiled brat until he gets his way. Kim was probably too tired and sore to argue with him and wanted to put something down on the form so she could get out of the hospital and go home.

[Coffeecup]

http://www.eonline.com/news/721680/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-reveal-the-name-of-their-baby-boy-introducing-saint-west

 

Oh shit, they really did it. They named him Saint.

*rolling eyes*

[nexxie]

This poor child has even less of a chance to grow up without becoming a narcissist than "You're-The-Only-One-With-A-Star" North has - "Dad says saints are better than stars, stupid!"

[BitterApple]

Aside from the name, any guesses as to how much Kim hates Coco right now for only gaining 13 lbs while pregnant and sporting a nearly flat stomach days after giving birth?

[Ljohnson1987]

All hail Saint West. Kanye must think he's God. Surprised they didn't name the kid God West.

[iwasish]

Okay, so this family has:

 

The Lord.

Reign (although I actually kind of like Reign)

North (as in most high!  And in all honestly it's grown on me, and I like the nickname Nori)

And now...Saint.

Just name the next one God and be done with it.  

 

This one just SCREAMS Kanye.  I have no doubt he made this decision.

 

They should have checked the list of names used in the last year. Saint has been used at least 30 times, I'm shocked they didn't go for something  no one

else has used. I bet they start referring to him as "The" Saint,  Scott will be peeved.

[Artsda]

I expected something more original or weird actually. Saint is not that bad, or even that original. Fall out Boy's Pete Wentz also named his kid Saint. 

[Tunia]

Sooooooo, I wasn't too far off with Yeezus, eh?

[Readalot]

On my daughters Twitter I saw I retweet of a tweet from 6/2015 that basically said "watch Kanye name his kid Saint or some stupid shit like that". Lol should of out money on it.