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TeaTV

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I wasn't sure where to post this question or if anyone here is interested in discussing this but....

One thing that infuriates me about these two is that by now, they should know better.

The question that rolls around in my mind though is this: How old and/or at what point in your life do you go from being an innocent kid to accountable/snark-worthy? I doubt there is a single "right" answer but just the same would like to hear others' views on this just out of curiosity (and not to start a debate).

Possible answers in my mind are 1) 2-3 years after you've left the TTH or maybe by age 25? 

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I'm from a fairly big city and raised mostly in town though also the suburbs.  I've had the same experience.  I attend a Catholic church and am active in several volunteer things there including medic

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Once again, Michelle, I'm going to have to bum you out with a big old steaming pile of fact: I was born a girl, I'm glad to be a girl, I'm very feminine looking, I love being feminine looking...AND I'

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I think once you're 18, you are fair game, but if you're so dull that your life doesn't merit being remarked upon (like Joe), then ramp it up to courtship. That's when they really start to get individual attention. Even now at 27, Jana and JD are just pitiful appendages of their parents. 

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On 8/28/2017 at 8:54 PM, TeaInTheMoment said:

I wasn't sure where to post this question or if anyone here is interested in discussing this but....

One thing that infuriates me about these two is that by now, they should know better.

The question that rolls around in my mind though is this: How old and/or at what point in your life do you go from being an innocent kid to accountable/snark-worthy? I doubt there is a single "right" answer but just the same would like to hear others' views on this just out of curiosity (and not to start a debate).

Possible answers in my mind are 1) 2-3 years after you've left the TTH or maybe by age 25? 

When they start spewing hate on social media? IMO, the snark prior to that, at least on here, is mostly sarcastically funny in regard to the younger ones. Even snarkish concern in some cases.

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TessHarding2

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Do the parents teach the boys and the girls about marital sex?  If they learn the rules from the Bible, what does that really teach them?  Or do they get married and have no clue what to do and figure it out together?  Would a married sister ever talk to an engaged sister about what they might do or expect on their wedding night?

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Arwen Evenstar

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6 hours ago, TessHarding2 said:

Do the parents teach the boys and the girls about marital sex?  If they learn the rules from the Bible, what does that really teach them?  Or do they get married and have no clue what to do and figure it out together?  Would a married sister ever talk to an engaged sister about what they might do or expect on their wedding night?

For the boys, Jim Bob uses Legos.

Michelle tells the girls "don't worry, it doesn't take long" , though Anna told her sister Priscilla what she could expect on her wedding night.

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TeaTV

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7 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

For the boys, Jim Bob uses Legos.

Michelle tells the girls "don't worry, it doesn't take long" , though Anna told her sister Priscilla what she could expect on her wedding night.

I literally cannot tell if you're joking or not.

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10 minutes ago, tabloidlover said:

I'm scared to ask..... What exactly did Anna tell Priscilla to expect?

Probably that she'd have to carry her own luggage and his into the hotel.

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JoanArc

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1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

All of those scenarios actually happened. 

 To be fair, Josh had fingerbanged a  five-year-old at that point. I don't think there was any mysteries left. And no, Josh I'm not going to let the world forget that.

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

1 hour ago, TeaInTheMoment said:

I literally cannot tell if you're joking or not.

I wish to God I was. But there's more...

the infamous Dr Wheat marital education book that refuses to depict the clitoris, as if to deny its existence altogether, and he's a fucking gynecologist. 

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1 hour ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

though Anna told her sister Priscilla what she could expect on her wedding night.

Can you imagine? Poor Anna had Josh the perv as her only experience. Poor Pris must have been utterly confused when it was time to lie down w TFDW.  Probably very different experiences

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Arwen Evenstar

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52 minutes ago, nightmeri said:

Can you imagine? Poor Anna had Josh the perv as her only experience. Poor Pris must have been utterly confused when it was time to lie down w TFDW.  Probably very different experiences

Well, it seems the marriage between Prissy and TFDW was an unqualified success. They look healthy and have 3 healthy kids.

Josh is pasty and corpulent and has disgraced his family. TFDW may be a smug and obnoxious little pecan thief, but he has done right by his wife and kids and has managed to stay employed and isn't on his family's teat.

Josh is sadly and woefully unemployable.  His only hope is to write a tell all.  I think Josh despises Boob as much as Boob despised his father.

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latetotheparty

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36 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Well, it seems the marriage between Prissy and TFDW was an unqualified success. They look healthy and have 3 healthy kids.

Josh is pasty and corpulent and has disgraced his family. TFDW may be a smug and obnoxious little pecan thief, but he has done right by his wife and kids and has managed to stay employed and isn't on his family's teat.

Josh is sadly and woefully unemployable.  His only hope is to write a tell all.  I think Josh despises Boob as much as Boob despised his father.

With more reason, no doubt. 

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JoanArc

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44 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Well, it seems the marriage between Prissy and TFDW was an unqualified success. They look healthy and have 3 healthy kids.

He looks like he wants to murder her out of contempt. I hope they used a turkey blaster and David went off on his own and used gay porn.

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ChiCricket

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5 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

He looks like he wants to murder her out of contempt. I hope they used a turkey blaster and David went off on his own and used gay porn.

But that's only fair if Priscilla gets to have and use a vibrator. 

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ChiCricket

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On 9/1/2017 at 10:09 PM, JoanArc said:

She can figure out a vibrator?

Surely somewhere there must be a fundy class on that.

They have classes and regulations for everything else sexual,

that's for sure ;-)

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Sew Sumi

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There's that Christian message board called the Marriage Bed. I lurked there once, and wowza, they hold nothing back (both sexes, sometimes on the same thread). I don't think you can lurk there any longer (this had to be over 10 years ago). but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they talked about sex toys. 

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irisheyes

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10 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

There's that Christian message board called the Marriage Bed. I lurked there once, and wowza, they hold nothing back (both sexes, sometimes on the same thread). I don't think you can lurk there any longer (this had to be over 10 years ago). but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they talked about sex toys. 

It's still there. They leave nothing to the imagination. 

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JoanArc

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2 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

There's that Christian message board called the Marriage Bed. I lurked there once, and wowza, they hold nothing back (both sexes, sometimes on the same thread). I don't think you can lurk there any longer (this had to be over 10 years ago). but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they talked about sex toys. 

I'd f'n give blood to see Prissy ask David if she could use the 11-inch black ultra-realistic double dong....after he's done with it.

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On 9/1/2017 at 5:48 PM, JoanArc said:

 To be fair, Josh had fingerbanged a  five-year-old at that point. I don't think there was any mysteries left. And no, Josh I'm not going to let the world forget that.

I'm so glad that someone else is as blunt as I am about the horrors this family is responsible for.

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JoanArc

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3 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

And I'm sure discreetly recommends them.  LOL  Don't worry, my curiosity will get the better of me. ?

Private browsing, FTW!

 

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I'm so glad that someone else is as blunt as I am about the horrors this family is responsible for.

It's the only way to counteract their bullshit, branded, euphemistic, vague, dismissive tone. I want to bluntly ask Michelle, Jim Bob, and Josh what Josh would've done to that little girl next, had he not been caught at that moment. I haven't watched more than 5 minutes of these people since the scandal. You folks are my TV. It's just so damn PAINFUL and SAD to any of them on the screen. They need to go away. Go back to spewing bile in a warehouse, and breathing the fumes from the dump on a windy day, assholes.

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Missy Vixen

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15 hours ago, JoanArc said:

They need to go away. Go back to spewing bile in a warehouse, and breathing the fumes from the dump on a windy day, assholes.

 

One has to wonder if the new "Meet The Putnams" on TLC is the beginning of the end. 

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dreamingtree

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I think there are probably a lot of skeletons crammed into many closets of the Putnam household.  I don't think they should be on TV.  No more kids on reality TV please.  It isn't good for them.

 

JB and M are the worst.  That's all I have to add at this point.  Well, I am sort of amused as I image JB's face turning red as he witnesses Derick's idiocy.

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kokapetl

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On 04/09/2017 at 4:01 AM, Missy Vixen said:

One has to wonder if the new "Meet The Putnams" on TLC is the beginning of the end. 

The OutDaughtered get good ratings, and their religion doesn't prevent multiple uttered "shits" per episodes, or compel Danielle to wear anything non form fitting, but Adams's head looks ready to explode. 

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awaken

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On 9/3/2017 at 0:43 AM, JoanArc said:

Private browsing, FTW!

 

It's the only way to counteract their bullshit, branded, euphemistic, vague, dismissive tone. I want to bluntly ask Michelle, Jim Bob, and Josh what Josh would've done to that little girl next, had he not been caught at that moment. I haven't watched more than 5 minutes of these people since the scandal. You folks are my TV. It's just so damn PAINFUL and SAD to any of them on the screen. They need to go away. Go back to spewing bile in a warehouse, and breathing the fumes from the dump on a windy day, assholes.

Omg. I love this thread, and all of you, for keeping it real!  Thank you!!

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ariel

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1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

Every day is Saturday (or a Monday off) in Mechelle's mind. 

She probably doesn't even know what day of the week it is.  Back in her fertile days, she did.  It was marked on the family calendar.

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Aja

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On 9/1/2017 at 9:15 PM, Arwen Evenstar said:

Well, it seems the marriage between Prissy and TFDW was an unqualified success. They look healthy and have 3 healthy kids.

Josh is pasty and corpulent and has disgraced his family. TFDW may be a smug and obnoxious little pecan thief, but he has done right by his wife and kids and has managed to stay employed and isn't on his family's teat.

Josh is sadly and woefully unemployable.  His only hope is to write a tell all.  I think Josh despises Boob as much as Boob despised his father.

 

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